Nomzy Posted August 6, 2015 Posted August 6, 2015 Advent of the apparently busty demon and a deal with a kinda-devil Nomzy as Kagura, Sakata Gintoki, and Lao Sha-Khan CraziestRed as Prometheus, and his pet dog Reaper FalseIncarnate as Selax Arenlos and Bitey Earthdivine as Aerma So, we went onto Zanzibar, talking about wealth, when a gnome overheard us, riding on his pet dog. He referred us to Draven, a shopkeeper in Zanzibar. Shopkeeper told us about a greataxe and a enchanted suit of armor, which had left the building. Kagura bought the greataxe for OOC reasons lel and we sold our gold bars for 1.7k in the mysterious budget. The gnome, Prometheus, buys two crates of marbles. Selax buys nothing. We talk about saving the armor--which is a short-lived adventure as the armor comes home with groceries and gives them to Draven. The suit ofarmor, named Aerma, follows Selax constantly. We rent out a tavern. It looks like this right now: Selax rolls a nat 20 on spellcraft and identifies that there's something in the greataxe and that it is not a demonslayer greataxe, along with an inscription to summon what's inside. We disregard this till later that night. Selax goes with Bitey and Aerma to go clothes shopping, end up going to a bathhouse which ends up in a feisty back-forth session between no, I don't want to put the clothes on right nnow between Selax and Aerma. Selax comes back and teams with Kagura to summon the demon. The demon summons, and is pretty much mannered like a foul-mouthed human, except it's a foul-mouthed demon tiefling with a very bad alignment, It's restricted to being nice for now. Selax rolls a nat 20 for diplomacy on the deal conversation and ends up with this as the final deal: Selax Arenlos: So, unless I inform you prior to the kill that I require that soul, you have my permission to take any soul I kill. Further, unless one of my compatriots is able to capture a soul, you are given permission to take the souls of their slain so long as I am with them. If they are able to capture a soul, you will need their permission to take it, so as they are not losing out on their own loot, so to speak. In return for those souls, you'll share with me your powers and delightful company. And we'll both do what we can to ensure the other remains alive. 12:27AM Lao Sha-Khan: And if I die, the contract is safely terminated. If it is a completely unrelated death, that is 12:27AM Selax Arenlos: Including, but not limited to, not attacking each other, not having someone else attack the other in our stead, and possibly even attempting to protect each other from outside forces as appropriate. After all, we're more use to each other alive. Or... whatever we qualify as. And one last point, arguably the most civil of them... You allow me to treat you to a nice time every now and then. It doesn't need to always be business. 12:29AM Selax Arenlos: Bit of dinner never hurts. Or dessert. 12:29AM Lao Sha-Khan: I have no problem with dinner, but any ulterior motive will make me prove you too young. 12:30AM Selax Arenlos: Oh, don't worry. I'm unable to harm you under the contract, remember? And me attempting to abuse our agreement in any sort of foul way... well that would be hurting your honor, would it not? He hit on a demon and got a damn good deal with the devil. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4375-nox-is-running-dnd/page/2/#findComment-36679 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomzy Posted August 6, 2015 Posted August 6, 2015 False corrected me, inscription said "Directed by M. Night Shamalayan." He bought 2 sets of enchanted armor, a backpack, and a bandolier. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4375-nox-is-running-dnd/page/2/#findComment-36687 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DZD Posted August 6, 2015 Posted August 6, 2015 This campaign sounds absolutely amazing. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4375-nox-is-running-dnd/page/2/#findComment-36692 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomzy Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 The Grandpappy of all out of context pics: Nomzy as Kagura, Sakata Gintoki and Lao Sha-Khan FalseIncarnate as Selax Arenlos and Bitey. Sly as Dertien and Keenan Earthdivine as Aerma Very short session. We did some small-talk in the tavern and headed out to the mid-town of Zanzibar to talk to a red goblin about the artifact. Sly rolls a nat 1 on bluff. Earth rolls a nat 20 on diplomacy, as a mute enchanted armor. Sign language. Aerma leads us to a haunted looking mansion and we set up camp for a bit. Two peopleleave at this point, so I confront another camper by the name of Keenan. He was much more suspicious and quick, so I intimidated him because tieflingintimidateOP The small talk was the real meat of the session, it was only an hour or so long. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4375-nox-is-running-dnd/page/2/#findComment-36807 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoX Posted August 8, 2015 Author Posted August 8, 2015 @DZD it is amazing and you should join. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4375-nox-is-running-dnd/page/2/#findComment-36851 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DZD Posted August 8, 2015 Posted August 8, 2015 I would love to, although I think timing would probably be an issue. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4375-nox-is-running-dnd/page/2/#findComment-36860 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoX Posted August 9, 2015 Author Posted August 9, 2015 Ah, we play wednesdays at 3pm. But we also play thursdays at 3, because everyone enjoys it. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4375-nox-is-running-dnd/page/2/#findComment-36924 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumbdumn5 Posted August 10, 2015 Posted August 10, 2015 This is the best thing I've ever read. Seriously, what sort of screwed up nonsense is this? I love it. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4375-nox-is-running-dnd/page/2/#findComment-36981 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeletedUser Posted August 11, 2015 Posted August 11, 2015 I skimmed over it, I read something about daemon boobs. The party clearly lacks an overzealous paladin. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4375-nox-is-running-dnd/page/2/#findComment-37018 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalseIncarnate Posted August 11, 2015 Posted August 11, 2015 I skimmed over it, I read something about daemon boobs.The party clearly lacks an overzealous paladin. He actually assassinated the king. We then walked away rather than deal with him. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4375-nox-is-running-dnd/page/2/#findComment-37021 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthdivine Posted August 11, 2015 Posted August 11, 2015 I skimmed over it, I read something about daemon boobs.The party clearly lacks an overzealous paladin. Paladins are boring though. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4375-nox-is-running-dnd/page/2/#findComment-37022 Share on other sites More sharing options...
M3hillus Posted August 20, 2015 Posted August 20, 2015 Making friends is a free action! Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4375-nox-is-running-dnd/page/2/#findComment-37701 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthdivine Posted August 20, 2015 Posted August 20, 2015 RIP Salex Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4375-nox-is-running-dnd/page/2/#findComment-37704 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalseIncarnate Posted August 20, 2015 Posted August 20, 2015 RIP Salex Relevant: Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4375-nox-is-running-dnd/page/2/#findComment-37712 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoX Posted September 8, 2015 Author Posted September 8, 2015 So I don't have any photos to go with it, but we haven't done an "Adventure so Far" in awhile, so here goes! After running into Keenan and losing Selax at the bottom of a Goblin Monastery to Mark Helmsworth, The party returns beaten and bruised to the Tavern, where a Ninja ambushes them. The party finds that Momo and Eseurience (controlled by Nomzy)are in fact out to assassinate Mark, and decide to join up. The party is attacked by terrible visions of Hell on earth and return to Avalon, with the Men of Iron Guild in tow. They arrive at the city, and their visions bear truth, the land is scorched and scarred by hellfire, and the city looks like hell itself is growing out of it. They gain access to the city and are ambushed by an Army of Barbazu. All hope seems lost, but then Mecha Hungry, The Men of Iron's giant mechanical T-Rex, leaps the wall armed with 4 huge cannons, carrying an Adamantine Golem, and Spike, one of the highest ranking officers of the Men of Iron. The party beat back the barbazu forces, gain a level, and head into the city. Having a clear plan, they split up from the Men of Iron, taking support from Sonic The Hedgehog as they fight their way into the City Proper. They arrive Finally at the Gates to the Castle, where Momo and Eseurience have found a way in. They meet an Archangel who reveals the true name of Bitey, the Skeletal Gunslinger, to be Sir Arlenwea, and urges the party onward, telling them they must destroy the World Divider, which is allowing Hell to bleed into the Material Plane. The party finds a rather sassy Barbazu, and tricks it into opening the gate, and we leave our heroes at the entrance to the First Layer of The Seven Hells, where they must fight their way down and rescue their friend's soul, and stop the World Divider. In addition, Kagura went 1v1 with many foes, later being joined by Dertien (sly_nobdy) and Aisha (earthdivine), fighting their way through the gauntlet and earning the party some bonus rewards to ease the pain of being gold starved for 2 levels. They received 1000gold, a single +2 weapon of their choice, 600 platinum, and a single magic item of no greater than 10,000 gold pieces for defeating the lesser version of mark that had stolen the soul of Selax. And on Wednesday, our party will delve deep into Hell, and try to save their friends, their homeland, and maybe even the entire World. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4375-nox-is-running-dnd/page/2/#findComment-38915 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomzy Posted September 8, 2015 Posted September 8, 2015 Osyluth fight I also suplexed the osyluth twice into a giant hole. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4375-nox-is-running-dnd/page/2/#findComment-38917 Share on other sites More sharing options...
slynobody Posted September 8, 2015 Posted September 8, 2015 Honestly this campaign is the greatest Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4375-nox-is-running-dnd/page/2/#findComment-38941 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalseIncarnate Posted September 9, 2015 Posted September 9, 2015 Today, we're in for a real treat! I am streaming today's Pathfinder session, STRAIGHT FROM HELL! Link: http://www.twitch.tv/falseincarnate Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4375-nox-is-running-dnd/page/2/#findComment-39055 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalseIncarnate Posted September 16, 2015 Posted September 16, 2015 Today, we're in for a real treat! I am streaming today's Pathfinder session, STRAIGHT FROM HELL! Link: http://www.twitch.tv/falseincarnate Well, last week wasn't as exciting as hoped, but this week will be! Stream is up again, watch us kill shit! Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4375-nox-is-running-dnd/page/2/#findComment-39530 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthdivine Posted September 16, 2015 Posted September 16, 2015 Yea, this time we aren't spending an hour trying not to fall in lava. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4375-nox-is-running-dnd/page/2/#findComment-39532 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthdivine Posted September 16, 2015 Posted September 16, 2015 I can't believe Dertien's fucking dead. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4375-nox-is-running-dnd/page/2/#findComment-39545 Share on other sites More sharing options...
slynobody Posted September 16, 2015 Posted September 16, 2015 I'm not dead yet! Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4375-nox-is-running-dnd/page/2/#findComment-39561 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthdivine Posted September 17, 2015 Posted September 17, 2015 I'm not dead yet! Correction, not any more you aren't. Session was great all around, can't wait for the quotes to start being posted. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4375-nox-is-running-dnd/page/2/#findComment-39637 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinMartian34 Posted September 23, 2015 Posted September 23, 2015 There's no possible way for me to join in on this is there by chance? Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4375-nox-is-running-dnd/page/2/#findComment-40320 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalseIncarnate Posted September 23, 2015 Posted September 23, 2015 To my knowledge, we are still accepting new characters. At the time of this reply, we are at level 6, so build something at that level and we should be able to work you in. EDIT: Also, streaming again today, same links as before (scroll up) Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4375-nox-is-running-dnd/page/2/#findComment-40326 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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