monkeysfist101 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 (edited) I've done it. I've created my monsterpiece. Ladies and gentlemen of Paradise, I present to you the best worst food idea ever. Something brought about by a combination of dean's typos and my sleep-deprived mind. Without further adeau, I present to you, the Hambaton. http://puu.sh/i4sYH/5187648a5c.png Microwave 1 stun baton and 1 meat. Baton is retrieved upon consumption. Description: "Nobody said justice was kosher." EDIT: Hambaton Mk2. http://puu.sh/i51RF/d3711bc5c3.png Edited May 29, 2015 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fj45 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Fix the weird black outline on the bone and give the meat a bit more colour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surrealistik Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Should stun you with the harsh taste of justice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeysfist101 Posted May 29, 2015 Author Share Posted May 29, 2015 FJ, the sprite was a proof of concept that took less than ten minutes... I might give another crack at it today and darken the ham and move it further up the baton. EDIT: Hambaton Mk2. http://puu.sh/i51RF/d3711bc5c3.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanthelis Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 This is glorious. Ham for the ham god, pork for the pork throne. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kharshai Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 If this was added, it'd be my new favourite food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeysfist101 Posted May 30, 2015 Author Share Posted May 30, 2015 Ladies and gentlemen of Paradise, I am proud to announce that our lab technicians here at M.A.N.K. Enterprises have found a way to turn out latest product, the Hambaton up to eleven. Once our lab boys realized that both the on/off switch and the electrified coils were not blocked by the ham, it became clear that the Hambaton was not only the perfect snack for on the go, but that it could still be used as a tool of justice. When turned off, it makes for a well rounded meal with all of the food group: ham. However, when turned on, it delivers the same shock that officers have been using for years! We are however legally obligated to tell you that several of our testers were in fact killed while attempting to eat the Hambaton with the stun baton still activated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrAzYPiLoT Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Woah, woah, woah, I'd be happy to add this if the admins agree. Stop lurking and start replying plox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibson1027 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 I am 100% okay with this Monkeyfist101. if you don't mind I am going to work on a proof of concept and add it to code if you can supply me with sprite originals in the same format as dm uses them. Not SUPER difficult to do since its merely a food module. Ill add it under a cook-able in an over or grill. (10/10) would hambaton again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeysfist101 Posted June 10, 2015 Author Share Posted June 10, 2015 'Ere you go. https://drive.google.com/folderview?id= ... sp=sharing Updated with in hand sprites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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