jedr Posted May 30, 2015 Posted May 30, 2015 (edited) *** TERMINATED *** *** TERMINATED *** *** TERMINATED *** Mr. Riker has terminated all NT-associated contracts, and will not be operating on NT-owned vessels anymore, from this moment on. All records of mister Riker during his time here have been archived. Reveal hidden contents Hey, what's this stuff? Oh..ooooh, hehe this is going to be good... Birth name: Bryce Riker the magnificent, emperor of all mankind. Yup that's what my parents named me. Current name: Bryce Riker-Bennett Age: 24 Gender: M Race: Human Blood Type: 0+ Marital Status: Married General Occupational Role(s): - Security forces: Detective, Guard - Service: Barkeep, Chef - Assistant Also a slayer of dragons, and bard extraordinaire Biography: Yeah I deleted this crap, they got all the details wrong. Ahem, let me tell you what really happend before I joined you all. It all started 24 years ago, when Pa Riker and Ma Riker got their first son, me! After a happy but uneventfull childhood, young Bryce decided it was time for a change, so he went on and...Oh shit footsteps, sounds like guards, gotta go! TOODELS! Alright, now where was I? This list is really not up to date. Let me fix that. Qualifications: - First aid certificate, granted about 10 years ago. Don't mean I can't still do it, that stuff's like riding a spacebike. - Acquired credits for space law courses 101 and 201, however there has been found no proof of finishing law school. Those parties were amazing tough, no regrets at all. - Marksman training - Forensic sciences, college level education - Tactical analysis - Human anatomy and basic autopsy analysis. - I've been on this scrapbucket for so long, you guys might aswell give me a degree in doctoring, engineering and the easy parts of sciencing. You never stop learning aboard the NCS Cynerdiad Employment Records: Mister Riker has been with us for three years, and there have been found no earlier employement records of or knowing. That's because my first job was growing tomatoes for you people. Security Records: Has been known to have occacional lapses of erratic behaviour, mostly under influence of heavy stress or trigger substances. Don't do drugs kind, they make you locooooo. And stay away from sombrero's. Has a history of getting aggresive when relatives are threatened, especially his spouse. Prankster and Goofball characteristics have led to mutliple minor charges. Medical Records: Extremly addictive personality. Has been addicted to several substances, both legal and Illegal, such as: -Meth, Space drugs, alcohol, nicotine, and most recently Chocolate. I'm pretty sure you could compress my blood into sugar cubes after that chocolate binge. Thank god we've got cures for diabetes. No missing limbs, organs. No genetic defects detected during last medical examination. Personnel Photo (Appearance text): See attachment. Edited June 24, 2015 by Guest Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4426-bryce-riker-bennett/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plotron Posted June 2, 2015 Posted June 2, 2015 Witty redtext. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4426-bryce-riker-bennett/#findComment-31107 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeletedUser Posted June 2, 2015 Posted June 2, 2015 It made me check the forum moderator logs to see if any admin edited this thread, just in case. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4426-bryce-riker-bennett/#findComment-31125 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedr Posted June 2, 2015 Author Posted June 2, 2015 Haha, Bryce's goofing around works it's magic yet again! Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4426-bryce-riker-bennett/#findComment-31154 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedr Posted June 24, 2015 Author Posted June 24, 2015 Goodbye buddy, it's been great, maybe I'll dig you up someday. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4426-bryce-riker-bennett/#findComment-33599 Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeysfist101 Posted June 24, 2015 Posted June 24, 2015 What made you put the old boy down? Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4426-bryce-riker-bennett/#findComment-33606 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumbdumn5 Posted June 24, 2015 Posted June 24, 2015 Is there going to be a sombrero man with red hair and no backstory speaking spanish with a mexican accent now and then years later he'll talk about how it was Bryce all along? If not I'm going to be really disappointed. Otherwise I'll have to continually bring you up in commentary like the asshole I am. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4426-bryce-riker-bennett/#findComment-33608 Share on other sites More sharing options...
johannhawk Posted June 25, 2015 Posted June 25, 2015 will this happen? http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LongBusTrip or this? http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BusCrash or maybe this one? http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/M ... usCameBack Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4426-bryce-riker-bennett/#findComment-33735 Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeysfist101 Posted June 26, 2015 Posted June 26, 2015 Jedr right now. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4426-bryce-riker-bennett/#findComment-33743 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedr Posted June 26, 2015 Author Posted June 26, 2015 Bryce's hair is auburn, not holland-orange. Otherwise, heh. . . . I don't get that joke Edit: Also Johann. One day : http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HesBack Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4426-bryce-riker-bennett/#findComment-33804 Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeysfist101 Posted June 27, 2015 Posted June 27, 2015 : / The joke is that the dog is Old Yeller. Old Yeller has to be put down so before the boy's father kills him, the boy says, "No, Pop. Old Yeller is my dog. Let me do it." Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4426-bryce-riker-bennett/#findComment-33884 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedr Posted July 2, 2015 Author Posted July 2, 2015 I feel like an uncultered barbarian now. Oh well *shrug Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/4426-bryce-riker-bennett/#findComment-34344 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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