Jonah Bright

[TullyBBurnalot]

 

Age: 35

 

Gender: Male

 

Race: Human

 

Blood Type: O-

 

Heart Iteration: 16th (?), possibly higher.

 

General Occupational Roles:

 

1. Forensic Technician Detective; (Fuck your protocol)

2. Surgeon;

Blueshield

 

 

Biography: Born in a large city on Mars, Jonah Bright was an unassuming child who grew up to be an unassuming teenager who grew up to be an unassuming trainee in his local police academy. Armed with his Master's Degree and not much else, Jonah would eventually be transferred to his precinct's Forensics Department, where he would spend most of the following years meticulously combing over crime scenes, signing off on autopsies and killing his lungs with his persistent smoking.

 

Slowly becoming bored with his job, and yearning for a bigger paycheck, Jonah would contact Nanotrasen on his 27th birthday, almost immediately being accepted for service aboard the NSV Luna. It was here that Jonah would discover his personal penchant for getting parts of himself blown off, losing both his arms and one of his legs. During his time aboard the NSS Rama, he would lose his other leg and several internal bits and bobs. By the time his contract ended and he was transferred to the Cyberiad, all prior loyalty to Nanotrasen had long since vanished, with the final nail in the coffin coming with the controversial ban on Nanotrasen's Loyalty Implants.

 

Still, he continued to serve NanoTrasen's Security personnel with his particular set of skills, most notably against the Cult of Nar-Sie and regular Syndicate infiltration. He does, however, have a worryingly short fuse when it comes to his superior's behaviour, and is currently considered too much of a liability to be handed any position of authority.

 

Having lost proper count of how many hearts he's gone through, and with his Security career essentially gridlocked into sporadic Detective duty, Jonah has since swapped over to the Medical Department, where his attention to detail is put into practice helping other crewmembers make it through the day, rather than throwing them in a cell. Ocasionally, he takes up the Blueshield's coat, which he refers to as "paid sitting on my ass".

 

He prefers keeping to himself, and most of his coworkers only really know his name. Quick to annoy, he is incredibly protective of his personal space and belongings. Thanks to prior encounters, he absolutely loathes changelings, and would much rather they were thrown in the incinerator than even so much as addressed as sentient beings.

 

As of late, he has completed his medical training and is currently employed as part of the Cyberiad's medical staff, most often as a surgeon. He has noticeably mellowed out when compared with his previous behaviour under the Red Threat, but maintains a lasting cynicism and disdain for anyone wearing a red jumpsuit, and Geneticists that hulk out.

 

Qualifications:

 

1. Master's Degree in Forensic Criminology;

2. NanoTrasen Intensive Course on Field Medicine NanoTrasen Company Degree on Human Anatomy;

NanoTrasen Intensive Course on Cultural Sensitivity (near fail);

NanoTrasen Intensive Course on Space Law

 

 

Employment Records:

 

1. 2 years aboard the NSV Luna --- Reassigned after contract expiration;

2. 3 years aboard the NSS Rama --- Reassigned after contract expiration;

Currently serving aboard the NSS Cyberiad

 

 

Security Records:

 

 

• Several altercations with Security forces over disagreements with Standard Operating Procedure and Space Law;

• Several counts of Assault perpetrated against Heads of Security and Wardens;

Currently considered too volatile for a permanent Security position, on mandatory leave

 

 

Security Status: STANDARD

 

Medical Records:

 

1. Congenital heart disease --- Heart replaced with mechanical substitute;

2. Both arms lost following altercation with changeling --- Bishop Cybernetics prosthesis applied;

Left leg lost following disagreement with a wizard --- Bishop Cybernetics prosthesis applied;

Right leg lost during civilian uprising aboard the NSS Rama --- Bishop Cybernetics prosthesis applied;

Eyes rendered unusable following altercation with a slime --- Eyes replaced with mechanical substitutes;

Near death following encounter with a changeling, all limbs lost --- Replacement prosthesis applied, "plug jack" variant utilized;

Several mechanical heart failures from EMPs --- Currently on 7th 16th heart, closest estimate

 

 

Other Notes: Suspected [REDACTED] with religious [REDACTED]. No substantial evidence found. Recently declared Class Delta Threat for [REDACTED] weeks following an encounter with a Shadowling. Has since been dethralled.

 

Edited November 30, 2015 by Guest

[TullyBBurnalot]

And updated to reflect recent changes.

[AzyWng]

You've gone through more iterations of hearts than Doctor Who's (the TV show, not the character) gone through iterations of time lords.

[Professor Cupcake]

 

You've gone through more iterations of hearts than Doctor Who's (the TV show, not the character) gone through iterations of time lords.

 

If you consider "death" to mean that the heart has stopped, therefore has to be regenerated, that means each regeneration is 2 hearts, right? And, IIRC, we're on the 13th regen now. So, The Doctor has gone through 24 hearts so far.

 

You now have a target to aim for, Tully.