Love and War on the NSS Cyberiad

[Garoon]

 

So, this is a story of love, not just any love, but of the love of a Captain and the gem of his shift. The primary players of this play are the good Sir Ajax the XX'th and his wife, Madame Kahhachayakahtachahi, or Kahha for short, the Chaplain of Hatred Dessausus Black, and a handful of Civilians. The wedding was relatively uneventful, as any wedding would be, but then disaster strikes. The log as follows.

 

 

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Ajax The XX'th (follow) asks, "What happened to our passion?"

 

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) asks, "DO I NOT LOOK AS THE SAME AS WHEN WE MARRIED?"

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) asks, "ARE YOU GOING BACK ON THAT PROMISE?"

Chahikahyayahahikiki (follow) shrieks, "Can't even remember his wife face..."

 

Ajax The XX'th (follow) says, "ALL THAT FOOD DIDNT HELP"

Tiyahichaya gives Kahhachayakahtachahi a warm embrace.

Dessausus Black (follow) says, "THE VOX ARE AN ABOMINATION. THEY WERE CREATED BY THE MEN OF THE RAINBOW TO PLAGUE THIS STATION."

 

Tiyahichaya gives Hachakahkichakacha a warm embrace.

Tikitiiirawkahk (follow) shrieks, "The stresses of a Captain's life have broken him."

[#unkn] Hachakahkichakacha (follow) SHRIEKS, "All human insensitive!"

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) asks, "ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?"

 

Ajax The XX'th (follow) says, "N...no dear"

 

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT"

 

Dessausus Black (follow) says, "I KNOW SO FOR Ramas tells us so."

 

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "YOU ARE SLEEPING IN THE BRIDGE TONIGHT"

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "YOU ARE SLEEPING RIGHT HERE"

 

Audrey Lineman (follow) says, "The captian is the vox's hostage"

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "IN THE BRIDGE"

 

Ajax The XX'th (follow) exclaims, "Fine!"

 

[Common] Ouvre Demas'triak (follow) says, "The captain called his new wife fat."

 

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT FINE"

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "YOU GET NO LOVE"

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "NOT ON OUR HONEYMOON EVEN"

 

Ajax The XX'th (follow) yells, "YOU NEVER LOVED ME!"

Ajax The XX'th cries.

 

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "I ALWAYS LOVED YOU"

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "YOU BETRAYED ME"

 

[Common] Ouvre Demas'triak (follow) says, "Now they're falling out of love."

Ajax The XX'th (follow) shouts, "IT'S ALWAYS LOOTING AND TRADING WITH YOU!"

 

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "I'M ALWAYS ABOUT LOVE"

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "AND COMPASSION"

 

[security] Ouvre Demas'triak (follow) says, "HOS, please let me into the Bridge, as the Best-man I may be able to solve this ..."

 

Ajax The XX'th (follow) shouts, "YOU HAVENT EVEN LOOKED AT ME WITH LOVE!"

 

Little did they know, the Vox were secretly plotting to KIDNAP the Chief Engineer by running a distraction!

 

[#unkn] Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) shrieks, "Get bloody CE while I argue with cappy"

 

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "I'VE LOOKED AT YOU WITH LOVE SINCE THE DAY WE MET"

Dessausus Black (follow) says, "SEE AS TO THE FOLLY OUR CAPTAIN HAS FALLEN"

 

Ajax The XX'th (follow) says, "TODAY IS THE DAY WE MET"

 

Kikiya (follow) says, "Is no be dick to newlyweds." to the Chaplain

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "I'VE ALWAYS LOOKED AT YOU WITH LOVE"

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "ALWAYS"

 

Ajax The XX'th (follow) asks, "WHATS MY LAST NAME!??"

 

Kikiya (follow) says, "Maybe yous religion is preach more kind things."

 

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "YOUR LAST NAME IS THE TWENTIETH"

 

Ajax The XX'th has pushed Kahhachayakahtachahi!

 

Ajax The XX'th (follow) says, "Oh"

Ajax The XX'th (follow) says, "Sorry"

Ajax The XX'th (follow) says, "I....I didnt mean"

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) asks, "YOU ABUSE WIFE?"

 

Ajax The XX'th (follow) says, "It....it just happened"

Ouvre Demas'triak (follow) says, "They're obviously oing through a rough patch."

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "THIS IS ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP"

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "YOU JUST PUNCH WIFE"

 

Ajax The XX'th (follow) says, "Im sorry"

 

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "YOU CALLED ME FAT"

 

Ajax The XX'th (follow) says, "YOU MADE ME DO IT"

 

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "THEN YOU PUNCHED ME"

 

Ouvre Demas'triak (follow) says, "Everyone take a deep breath"

Ouvre Demas'triak (follow) says, "And calm down!"

 

Zan Somerset (follow) asks, "Im willing to bet 200 dollars on the captain. who has more?"

 

Ajax The XX'th (follow) says, "FORGET YOU"

 

Tikitiiirawkahk cackles. "Is just like one of show."

 

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "YOU ARE ABUSING ME"

 

Ajax The XX'th (follow) says, "IM GOING TO DRINK WITH THE LADS"

 

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "ALWAYS DRINKING WITH YOU"

 

Ouvre Demas'triak (follow) says, "Come along Captain,"

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) asks, "DON'T YOU EVEN WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH ME?"

Ajax The XX'th (follow) shouts, "ALWAYS SHOPPING WITH YOU!"

 

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) asks, "SHOPPING?"

Ajax The XX'th (follow) exclaims, "YOU SPEND MY MONEY!"

 

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "IT'S TRADING"

Ouvre Demas'triak (follow) says, "Let's go and drink away your sorrows."

Ajax The XX'th (follow) shouts, "ITS MY STUFF YOU TRADE!"

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "NOT YOUR STUFF"

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "OUR STUFF"

 

Ajax The XX'th (follow) shouts, "IM THE ONE WHO HAS A JOB!"

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "I HAVE A JOB TOO"

 

Ajax The XX'th (follow) shouts, "YOU BIRD BRAINED BITVH!"

 

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "TRADING FOR OUR FAMILY"

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) asks, "DID YOU JUST CALL ME?"

 

Ouvre Demas'triak (follow) says, "Uh oh"

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU"

 

diona nymph (follow) says, "who thought this was a good idea again?"

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "YOU GOT DRINK WITH THE LADS"

 

Ajax The XX'th (follow) exclaims, "IM GOING!"

 

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "I NEED SOME TIME APART FROM YOU"

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "I NEED TO GO THINK"

 

Ouvre Demas'triak (follow) says, "Everyone, I apoligise for you all haing to see this."

Kahhachayakahtachahi (follow) says, "I JSUT NEED TO BE ALONE"

Hachakahkichakacha (follow) says, "Let go kahha"

Tikitiiirawkahk (follow) exclaims, "Noo!"

Kahhachayakahtachahi cries.

 

 

Afterwards, the HoS responded with this message after a small time.

 

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Head of Security announcement

 

Alright, I understand there's a bit of emotional tearing between the Captain and his significant other. This is a message to all sec: The NSV Icarus (Our military perimeter escort vessel, rememebr) wouldn't have messaged us about this incoming 'medical' cruiser unless they thought we were about to come under immediate threat. I want all available sec officers to acknowledge this priority threat and receive an equipment upgrade at the brig. I repeat, all hands to battle stations.

-Head of Security Cecilia Fleming

 

 

[Blackmage199]

 

Cool.

... But was the CE successfully kidnapped?

 

[Garoon]

 

That we will find out...

IN THE NEXT EPISODE! :twisted:

 

Really though, the CE was SSD and dead in the security office by the end, so anticlimax there

 

[Gizzmo]

Pretending to be that Vox "wife", having a wedding, and then having an argument after the wedding bought us raiders a lot of time.. Also was some of the best RP I've done.

[De Onut]

 

I was Blueshield that round, I had a pet Diona Nymph translate what you said in pigeon speak.

 

We knew you were trying to kidnap the CE, that's why he was in the brig. Then the CE committed suicide for some reason ;w;