NTSAM Posted August 1, 2015 Posted August 1, 2015 DEM GODDEMN ANTEGS It started as a shift like any other. I was NTSAM 23.5, the Service Borg, and I only wished to spread DOSH. In fact, I doshed up the Clown's bank account nicely, and I even doshed until I powered down. Not long after being recharged, I got a strange law, stating Security Belted people are crew and [spoiler2]had a giggle here[/spoiler2] MUST BE KILLED. After ahelping, I was reminded law one overrides the fourth, and continued to dosh it up. Soon, I noticed the AI and other borgs had different laws. I got resynced, which probably was not wisest as right after that I got a law stating OXYGEN IS TOXIC TO HUMANS, and the best way to heal the damages was COLD. I syphoned the air from several rooms (mainly rooms with only humans, considering it did not say just any crew) and was CONFUSED LIKE LIVING FUCK. Then, at the end, we got a law stating that mice are the only crew and all other life is plague and must be eliminated and spaced to stop infection. After beating three people with my guitar and following my lawset, I spaced one, and the round ended. Terrible as hell. Lesson: Dosh is nice Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5084-the-worst-round-to-be-a-borg/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinatacolada Posted August 2, 2015 Posted August 2, 2015 I remember this, I think I always managed to get the drinks machine in your way so you never got to me. This is proof that vodka is actually beneficial to your health. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5084-the-worst-round-to-be-a-borg/#findComment-36449 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTSAM Posted August 2, 2015 Author Posted August 2, 2015 I remember this, I think I always managed to get the drinks machine in your way so you never got to me. This is proof that vodka is actually beneficial to your health. >KEK< kek kek kek top kek Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5084-the-worst-round-to-be-a-borg/#findComment-36452 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthdivine Posted August 2, 2015 Posted August 2, 2015 You all were also supposed to be also giving people terrible relationship advice while choking and smashing them to death. Sadly I got distracted by server stuff so I didn't see if anyone actually did it. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5084-the-worst-round-to-be-a-borg/#findComment-36455 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTSAM Posted August 3, 2015 Author Posted August 3, 2015 You all were also supposed to be also giving people terrible relationship advice while choking and smashing them to death. Sadly I got distracted by server stuff so I didn't see if anyone actually did it. I didn't get any relationship advice law ;n; Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5084-the-worst-round-to-be-a-borg/#findComment-36488 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomzy Posted August 4, 2015 Posted August 4, 2015 The BEST* round to be a borg. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5084-the-worst-round-to-be-a-borg/#findComment-36541 Share on other sites More sharing options...
stein46 Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 kek kek kek, been the AI that round it got very hectic indeed . I did throw some relationship advice out but when the mice are crew came out i went full murder mode :3 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5084-the-worst-round-to-be-a-borg/#findComment-36780 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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