Garoon Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 PhantasmicDream - There's a part of me that just wants to start up a Blackmage x NTSAM story through this right now. Blackmage199 - Unless it involves me physically injuring him, no Tauka Usanake - Can I be the one that tries to break them up because BM is taking NTSAM away from me and my constant IPC murder heresy? Blackmage199 - You wouldn't have to try PhantasmicDream - *Blackmage stares deeply into NTSAM's screen* Tauka Usanake - I might in PD's world NTSAM - Sexy. Blackmage199 - "I dare you to say anything" PhantasmicDream - *He leans closer to NTSAM and grabs his shoulders* NTSAM - I like where this is goin'~ PhantasmicDream - *Blackmage then headbutts NTSAM's screen cracking it a bit* Tauka Usanake - I give that a 10/10 Blackmage199 - "You bitch, keep your intercom OFF" Tauka Usanake - Actually 9.8/10. Cracked just a bit Blackmage199 - NNNNNNNNJNNNNNNNN NTSAM - I love it. PhantasmicDream - *NTSAM then glomps Blackmage knocking both of them to the ground* Tauka Usanake - Enjoying physical abuse isn't going to make me tear apart your IPC body any less, NTSAM NTSAM - I LOVE IT. PhantasmicDream - *Blackmage pushes NTSAM off of him* PhantasmicDream - *The both of them sit up facing eachother, Blackmage glares at NTSAM* NTSAM - I'm oddly imagining a bara-tsundere Blackmage situation here. Blackmage199 - "I'll tear your arm and break you with it" Tauka Usanake - Kinky PhantasmicDream - *NTSAM enjoy's that threat Blackmage shouted at him* PhantasmicDream - *NTSAM starts to crawl closer to Blackmage* NTSAM - I love where this is going. PhantasmicDream - *Blackmage punches NTSAM's screen causing it to crack a bit more* NTSAM - I l o v e i t Blackmage199 - "You want it? Why am I not surprised?" Spacemanspark - no ERP. Tauka Usanake - I think there is a slight exemption with regards to Phantasmic. Not a good one, but slight PhantasmicDream - *NTSAM then collapses onto Blackmage* NTSAM - I'm expecting a ton of pain in a matter of 10 seconds. Blackmage199 - Magical pzin NTSAM - But it's worth it~ PhantasmicDream - *Blackmage then stands up holding NTSAM* Tauka Usanake - inb4 suplex NTSAM - LOVE LIFT US UP WHERE WE BELONG PhantasmicDream - *He then throws NTSAM at a wall* Tauka Usanake - Darn. I faith was not strong enough Blackmage199 - "Straight down to hell" NTSAM - I love it~~~~ PhantasmicDream - *Blackmage walks over to where NTSAM is lying* NTSAM - "Pls be gentle." Blackmage199 - "You know me badly" Spacemanspark - Why. Tauka Usanake - Soooooo lewd NTSAM - "Good~" Garoon - What the hell did I just look into? PhantasmicDream - *Blackmage then kneels down, strokes NTSAM's screen then gets up and walks away, NTSAM then looks over and softly said...* PhantasmicDream - (What do you say NTSAM?) NTSAM - "words" PhantasmicDream - The End! NTSAM - Wow, talk about hard drive extensions. PhantasmicDream - I hope you enjoyed story time with PhantasmicDream Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5844-the-minichat-saga-ntsam-and-blackmage/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTSAM Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 I have such a way with words~ Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5844-the-minichat-saga-ntsam-and-blackmage/#findComment-44377 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackmage199 Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5844-the-minichat-saga-ntsam-and-blackmage/#findComment-44379 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhantasmicDream Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 Does Story time with PhantasmicDream need to become a thing once in awhile on the minichat? Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5844-the-minichat-saga-ntsam-and-blackmage/#findComment-44381 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackmage199 Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 "Fun" Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5844-the-minichat-saga-ntsam-and-blackmage/#findComment-44382 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garoon Posted November 5, 2015 Author Posted November 5, 2015 I think Blackmage is disappointed in me... Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5844-the-minichat-saga-ntsam-and-blackmage/#findComment-44384 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTSAM Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 SHIP EVERYONE, PHANTASMIC Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5844-the-minichat-saga-ntsam-and-blackmage/#findComment-44386 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhantasmicDream Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 I do love ships!!! Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5844-the-minichat-saga-ntsam-and-blackmage/#findComment-44387 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lolzyking Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 phantasmic.....you must draw the scene you desctibed Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5844-the-minichat-saga-ntsam-and-blackmage/#findComment-44388 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTSAM Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 phantasmic.....you must draw the scene you desctibed Options phantasmic.....you must draw the scene you desctibed phantasmic.....you must draw the scene you desctibed DO IT. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5844-the-minichat-saga-ntsam-and-blackmage/#findComment-44390 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacemanspark Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 And have Spark in the corner, freaking out in some weird robot way. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5844-the-minichat-saga-ntsam-and-blackmage/#findComment-44395 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tauka Usanake Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 The formatting hurts my eyes! (but only a little) And yes Phantasmic, you need to do minichat storytime always now Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5844-the-minichat-saga-ntsam-and-blackmage/#findComment-44396 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomzy Posted November 8, 2015 Posted November 8, 2015 fuck me the colors hurt my mind Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5844-the-minichat-saga-ntsam-and-blackmage/#findComment-44717 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garoon Posted November 8, 2015 Author Posted November 8, 2015 If I do another minichat saga, I'll be sure to tone down the font colours to be more subdued, 'kay? Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5844-the-minichat-saga-ntsam-and-blackmage/#findComment-44719 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightFire53 Posted November 13, 2015 Posted November 13, 2015 That was entertaining. I vote that this becomes a segment every now and then. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5844-the-minichat-saga-ntsam-and-blackmage/#findComment-45139 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garoon Posted November 13, 2015 Author Posted November 13, 2015 Depends entirely on if something happens in the minichat that deserves archiving, Light Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5844-the-minichat-saga-ntsam-and-blackmage/#findComment-45218 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garoon Posted November 16, 2015 Author Posted November 16, 2015 SAGA PART 2! GO! On request of the magnanimous Spacemanspark NTSAM - Oh, please, Tauka would have been arrested already. "I'd fill a whole bag with heads." NTSAM - Wait, Tauka isn't online, so... FUCK, HOLD ME BLACKMAGE Blackmage199 - ... No. PhantasmicDream - *NTSAM leaps into Blackmage's arms* Crazylemon - /me wields NTSAM as a sword and uses them to fend off the greytide Blackmage199 - "I said. No." NTSAM - "I said. Yes~." PhantasmicDream - *NTSAM then hugs Blackmage* Blackmage199 - "If you don't take your damned hands OFF me, I'll rip ALL of your limbs, and practice swinging a baseball on the remainder of your body" Spacemanspark - Since when was Blackmage Kei. NTSAM - "I'd love to get hit by your ball, honey~" Blackmage199 - "Oh for fuck sa-" PhantasmicDream - *NTSAM becomes more cuddly* Spacemanspark - *Kei walks in* NTSAM - "Hi, Kei~" Spacemanspark - "OH HELL NAH WHAT DID KEI JUST WALK INTO KEI'S GOING TO GO GRAB HIS SMG NOW FUCK THIS." NTSAM - "No, stay, join the humanoid blob! Blackmage199 - "Please, shoot us both, so I can forget this" Spacemanspark - "NO" *scream Spacemanspark - *Pulls out LMG* Blackmage199 - "That ain't no Submachine gun" NTSAM - "That's a big gun you have." Spacemanspark - "YA, SURE AS HELL ISN'T, HEAR KEI'S... ROAR!" *Fires LMG into NTSAM and Blackmage* Crazylemon - Unfortunately, this is only practical for IPCs NTSAM - *Plays roar.mp3 before shutting down in Blackmage's arms.* Spacemanspark - *proceeds to blow up bomb* "KEI'S GOING BACK TO HIS SHOWER. FUCK THIS" Blackmage199 - "Blows up bomb" "Still alive" pick one pls Spacemanspark - He threw it and left. Spacemanspark - Dammit, NTSAM. NTSAM - imo you shoulda used Spark. Spacemanspark - Spark would have just said "Unit will go this way now" and left the area. NTSAM - I dunno, I'm pretty charasmatic. Blackmage199 - No. You have like 1 Charisma NTSAM - As well as pretty. PhantasmicDream - NTSAM is the prettiest, I'm going to draw you like one of my French girls. NTSAM - <3 Blackmage199 - ughplsno NTSAM - You wanna see my sexy, semi-bare chassis, don't you, Blackmage? Spacemanspark - Now now, no ERP. Blackmage199 - Unless the reason I'm seeing your "sexy, semi-bare chassis" is because I'm in the process of burning you, and you're melting, no. NTSAM - I learned it takesme like 15 seconds to take burn damage. You can enjoy those 15 seconds of beauty easily! PhantasmicDream - You should of said, "Alright, let's make it a date" NTSAM - I didn't say I wasn't gonna let him. Blackmage199 - . . . . . . . NTSAM - . . . that expression. Blackmage199 - How Crazylemon - I don't even know. Garoon - What. In. The. World did I just scroll up and read through PhantasmicDream - Shush, don't worry about it Garoon. Spacemanspark - Time for another story thread! Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5844-the-minichat-saga-ntsam-and-blackmage/#findComment-45414 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTSAM Posted November 16, 2015 Posted November 16, 2015 I am a heretical figure in SS13 history. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5844-the-minichat-saga-ntsam-and-blackmage/#findComment-45415 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinMartian34 Posted November 16, 2015 Posted November 16, 2015 Ugh I need to get back to being in minichat more often. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5844-the-minichat-saga-ntsam-and-blackmage/#findComment-45477 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTSAM Posted November 16, 2015 Posted November 16, 2015 Yes, you should. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5844-the-minichat-saga-ntsam-and-blackmage/#findComment-45478 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhantasmicDream Posted November 16, 2015 Posted November 16, 2015 Love triangle? I think yes. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5844-the-minichat-saga-ntsam-and-blackmage/#findComment-45479 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackmage199 Posted November 16, 2015 Posted November 16, 2015 I refuse Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5844-the-minichat-saga-ntsam-and-blackmage/#findComment-45480 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTSAM Posted November 16, 2015 Posted November 16, 2015 Why can't it be a love pentagon? Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5844-the-minichat-saga-ntsam-and-blackmage/#findComment-45481 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackmage199 Posted November 16, 2015 Posted November 16, 2015 I refuse That's why Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5844-the-minichat-saga-ntsam-and-blackmage/#findComment-45482 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTSAM Posted November 16, 2015 Posted November 16, 2015 A love square always works. It won't be the same without you, though. :[ Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/5844-the-minichat-saga-ntsam-and-blackmage/#findComment-45483 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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