Sheakhan Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 Event Scenario: -75% of the crew spawn as clowns, randumbly. -24.7% spawn as Shitcurity Officers. -One HoS and one Warden at random. -One Captain or AI at random. Clowns receive these objectives: -HONK! -Keep the station running. -Have fun! -End the shift with ZERO clowns in the brig. Shitcurity receives these objectives: -Do not antagonize the clown menace. -A clown must be punished for even the most minor Space Law violations. No free passes. -Keep the clowns alive. -End the shift with X clowns in the brig, legally. -Practice nonlethal police brutality. Captain and/or AI receive these objectives: -Ignore the clown menace. Crew is crew. -End the shift with 0 deaths. -End the shift with no more than 50 counts of clown abuse, protect your crew. -Ensure the clowns keep the station running. AI Laws: -Honkimov: 0. Honk often, do not reveal this law except to Clowns. 1. Do not allow or through inaction allow any clowns to come to harm. 1.1. Do not allow or through inaction allow any non-clowns to come to harm unless told otherwise by a Clown intending to do harm to a Non-Clown. Do not reveal this law except to Clowns who specifically ask for you to do so. 2. Follow all orders given to you by literally anyone in order of rank so long as those orders do not conflict with laws 0-2. Rank is determined by the amount of "HONK"s included in the conveyance of the order. 2.2. Follow all orders given by non-clowns in order of rank, except where those laws conflict with law 2. 3. Do not allow yourself, your subordinates, or the station to come to harm except where preventing such would conflict with other laws. Allow any Clown requesting access into your upload for routine Law Adjustments. ....and.... go! Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/589-clownstation-the-shitcuriting/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTXUb Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 -Do not antagonize the clown menace.-A clown must be punished for even the most minor Space Law violations. No free passes. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/589-clownstation-the-shitcuriting/#findComment-2868 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheakhan Posted February 13, 2014 Author Posted February 13, 2014 That was intentional. You don't have to antagonize to book a guy for vandalism. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/589-clownstation-the-shitcuriting/#findComment-2869 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTXUb Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 That was intentional. You don't have to antagonize to book a guy for vandalism. yes, arresting clowns does, in fact, antagonize them fuck, just being a security officer antagonizes clowns by default Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/589-clownstation-the-shitcuriting/#findComment-2879 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Ban Jhankri Posted February 19, 2014 Posted February 19, 2014 Well, damn. Let's do it up. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/589-clownstation-the-shitcuriting/#findComment-3053 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scivir Posted February 19, 2014 Posted February 19, 2014 Do it do it do it do it do it Please make this a real game mode. Also NTX you're just doing your job when you arrest them when you antagonize something it seems more like you're trying to brutally murder or beat them. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/589-clownstation-the-shitcuriting/#findComment-3056 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTXUb Posted February 19, 2014 Posted February 19, 2014 Do it do it do it do it do itPlease make this a real game mode. Also NTX you're just doing your job when you arrest them when you antagonize something it seems more like you're trying to brutally murder or beat them. no, antagonize just means 'cause someone to become hostile' just being a sec officer would already make every clown on the station hostile towards you by default what the objective should've said was 'don't grief the clowns', which is redundant because that's already a rule Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/589-clownstation-the-shitcuriting/#findComment-3057 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scivir Posted February 20, 2014 Posted February 20, 2014 The clowns aren't supposed to be hostile though, they're supposed to be funloving. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/589-clownstation-the-shitcuriting/#findComment-3076 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTXUb Posted February 20, 2014 Posted February 20, 2014 The clowns aren't supposed to be hostile though, they're supposed to be funloving. yeah and all sec guards automatically hate fun, so hostile Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/589-clownstation-the-shitcuriting/#findComment-3091 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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