General notes from H.O.F.F. Series IPC

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The H.O.F.F. series IPC is based off a brain scan of the deceased 20-21st century actor and singer David Hasslehoff.

 

This series of IPC shows aptitude for (mad) science, medical care ( only due to downloaded medical data), and Esoteric architecture.

 

This series is not recommended for Security work, due to its slower than satisfactory reaction time, units however have atleast proven to be combat capable in times of emergency.

 

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Unit 1-Deceased/Corrupted : station was lost to cult of Nar Sie, . Unit's status is unknown, suspected destroyed or corrupted by cultist .

 

Unit 2-Corrupted/Unrecoverable : Is currently treated as a pet by a xenomorph colony at ************ ********** in the ************* constellation. Transmissions from unit show shift was standard until co worker, a Ivan Ooze, invited Unit onto a off the record project on a research outpost near on the nearby stations resource asteroid, Together they raised a xenomorph facehugger to a queen by supplying it with a copious amount of monkeys, Later in the shift, once control over the experiment was lost, Xenomorphs forced the unit to take them to the station, Unit 2 then proceeded to ferry a couple of dozen xenomorphs and countless face huggers to the station proper. Contact was lost shortly after xenomorphs hijacked the escape shuttle and forced unit to re route to classified location.

 

Unit 3-Complicated : This unit unlike previous units survived multiple dire situations, Unit successfully evaded Ascendance event on **** /** /** by escaping by hiding out on a pirate radio station , a xenomorph infestation in which Unit and other survivors recovered and repurposed a medical vessel and utilized discarded telepad technology to save more crew from the compromised station, Unit was decommissioned after successfully transferring a copy of its consciousness into a monkey brain, this brain is now in a currently alive Vulpakin, The original positronic brain inside the overly stressed IPC frame from the experiment was decommissioned, Sadly the notes on how to perform the experiment were leaked before decommissioning.

 

Unit-4 Alive: current replacement on our work contract with nanotrasen, unit is currently operating in the field, we have modified units personality slightly, Unit no longer expresses disloyalty to nanotrasen, and now actively works against enemies of the corporation.

 

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Recovered Scrap of knockoff unit -obviously deceased

 

Unit was recovered from station ********, Unit was caught attempting murder, a Slime Coroner named Hughe, Unit attempted to implant an explosive device into the man, Unit was thwarted by witnesses, before unit could be question it committed suicide by an extensive number of EMP devices, The target victim was later found already dead and replaced by a changeling. Recovered memory of time up to station was a copy of Unit 2 up until a point, after this point memory is encrypted.