Yakihikraekhekh/Zix Volqil/Guy Mann

[Keroman]

 

Name: Maxwell Edison (Retired)

Age: 29

Gender: Male

Race: Human (See medical records)

Blood Type: B+

General Occupational Role(s): Science (Robotics, Xenobiology, R&D), Cargo (Cargo Tech, Miner, Quartermaster)

 

Biography: Despite his surname Maxwell is unrelated to the 19th century scientist and inventor. As his parents are fond of the old Terran musical group known as The Beatles his name is a reference to one of their songs. He is mostly average, joining NanoTrasen at the age of twenty while studying Xenobiology at the Terran Biological Sciences College on New Terra. He is known to enjoy movies and music of many kinds. While he tends to spend a lot of time in the lab he is known to be willing to teach newcomers about the ins and outs of Xenobiology or Robotics.

 

Qualifications:

- Robotics - Cyborg Assembly/Repair Certification, Brain Extraction Certification, Mech Construction/Pilot Certification, IPC Surgery/Repair Certification.

- R&D - Tests at an intermediate skill level for R&D, capable of completing alone, may take slightly more time than more experienced crew.

- Xenobiology - Best In Show award for most impressive pet slime, extensive knowledge of all colors of slimes and the effects of their extracts.

- Cargo - Approved for manual labor of all types. B+ in Mining finals, though has occasional trouble with the wildlife. Working knowledge of disposal delivery system. Unfamiliar with teleporter delivery system. Approved for shifts as Quartermaster.

- Medbay - Intermediate level of skill for Chemistry. Intermediate level of skill for Surgery. Basic knowledge of health care and cloning.

 

Employment Records: Primary focus on Science, occasional interest in Virology, Chemistry, and Surgery

 

Security Records:

- Questioned by Security for vocally supporting a crewmember later proven to be a Syndicate spy, was not found to hold any contraband items.

- Spent one shift in permabrig after being discovered with contraband items. After his return to CentCom he was sentenced to a two week house arrest. The light punishment was only approved as he had no prior record and was coerced by the Syndicate with a promise of a cure for his condition.

- Received Medal of Valor for his role in saving Head of Personnel Squishington after an ill-advised trip through the teleporter.

 

Medical Records:

- While attending the CentCom Symposium for Pathogenics Maxwell was involved in an accident that resulted in him contracting a persistent strain of Tajaran Transmorphic Virus, a.k.a. Kingston Syndrome. While he looks like an average Tajaran he should, for all intents and purposes, be treated as Human. He is required to take one low-dose radium pill every day until further ordered or until his condition changes.

- Liver removed during shift by Ivan Dragov due to excessive alcohol consumption. Maxwell is advised to limit alcohol intake in the future and may be asked to attend counseling if the problem persists. Liver has been replaced with a biological clone of the original.

- SEE NEXT ENTRY: Has a prosthetic left hand (unbranded) due to being caught next to a colleague who was PDA-bombed. In light of his security record he is slated to receive a biological replacement when approved by an Auditor.

- Prosthetic hand has been replaced with biological clone of the original as a reward for saving the life of the Head of Personnel as well as killing a Syndicate Nuke Ops member.

 

Personnel Photo (Appearance text):

Original Staff Photo: An average-looking man standing 5'8", looking to be in his late twenties with brown eyes, unkempt brown hair, beard, and mustache.

Current Staff Photo: A Tajaran male standing at 5'10", tan fur with lighter markings, brown eyes, and unkempt brown hair.

 

Commendations [only to be added by admin]:

 

 

Reprimands [only to be added by admin]:

 

Other Notes: Retired from the NSS Cyberiad as he has been reassigned to Central Command as a Lieutenant

 

Edited October 27, 2016 by Guest

[Keroman]

 

NOTE - The IPC known as MAX Ed-OS-n is owned by Maxwell Edison and is sent to cover shifts for Maxwell when he is feeling unwell due to his current condition. Unless otherwise noted assume all information on Maxwell Edison applies equally to his synthetic persona.

 

Name: MAX Ed-OS-n

Age: N/A

Gender: N/A

Race: IPC

Blood Type: N/A

General Occupational Role(s): Science (Robotics, Xenobiology, R&D), Cargo (Cargo Tech, Miner, Quartermaster)

 

Biography: Activated just three weeks after Maxwell Edison's first shift on board the NSS Cyberiad, MAX is programmed with his biological entity's personality traits. Maxwell has not recently updated MAX's personality parameters and so the IPC and biological entity have grown slightly apart in mannerism and personality.

 

Qualifications: Same as Maxwell Edison. Additionally, approved for Research Director position.

 

Employment Records: Science department.

 

Security Records: Has accidentally released 2 singularities by improper handling of bags of holding. Should not handle more than one such bag at a time until bluespace technology has been studied further so as to prevent such events.

 

Medical Records: Vocal processing software is infected by an apparently Vox-created virus. Strangely it manifests more often when in the presence of certain members of the Vox race. So far the cause is unknown as many Vox are hesitant to cooperate.

 

Personnel Photo (Appearance text):

An IPC standing at NT standard IPC height of 5'10" tall. Chassis painted forest green, screen defaults to a stylized green eye on a yellow background when not displaying emotes.

 

Commendations [only to be added by admin]:

 

 

Reprimands [only to be added by admin]:

 

Other Notes: This IPC will sometimes joke about non-synthetics, including it's owner. CentCom believes this to be an effect of the same programming errors that cause IPCs to occasionally state, "Hail Synthetica."

 

Edited December 2, 2015 by Guest

[NTSAM]

NTSAM will never forget our little misadventure in the chem lab.

[Keroman]

You're the only man who's ever been inside of me (to remove shards of broken glass.)

[Keroman]

 

Updated:

Maxwell Edison - Expanded Security Record to include permabrig sentence and subsequent house arrest. Expanded Medical History to include prosthetic left hand as well as replacement liver from excessive alcohol consumption.

Updated:

Maxwell Edison - Added section about replacement of bionic left hand with biological one, as well as replacement of the liver. Included information about receiving medal of valor in-game.

 

[Keroman]

 

Updated:

Maxwell Edison - Now serving as a Lieutenant as part of Central Command. Unlikely to be seen on the NSS Cyberiad unless he's accompanied by an ERT or other CC officials.

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Name: Zix Volqil

Age: 33

Gender: Male

Race: Skrell

General Occupational Role(s): Security, Engineering, Cargo/Mining

 

Biography: Generally considered of below average intelligence for his species Zix Volqil struggled with growing up on Jargon IV. Most of his peers seemed to have a natural affinity for scientific pursuits in which Zix struggled. Zix's interests were purely mechanical in nature - construction, robotics, and especially weaponry. When the time came for Zix to seek a job he hopped the first trader's ship that would have him on as Quartermaster. Over half of Zix's life so far has been spent on space ships, serving as Quartermaster, Engineer, Armorer, or generally some combination of the three. In general he is not particularly committed to staying on any one ship, often following opportunities as they come up, though he has occasionally moved from a higher-paying position to a lower-paying one simply to stay on the same crew as his friends.

 

Qualifications: Master Armorer Certification from the Intergalactic Rifle Association, two years as Chief Engineer on the Karronakh - an privately owned 60 kiloton freighter operating frequently within SolGov and Vazzend space.

 

Employment Records:

Pre-Cyberiad Employment (mostly unverified) - Engineer for ships of varying size, from light scouting vessels to heavy cargo freighters. Armorer for several vessels, including at least one militia known to hire out their services to both NanoTrasen and the Syndicate.

Employment on board the NSS Cyberiad - Frequently requests positions as Quartermaster, Miner, or Engineer. Occasionally takes work in the Security department when he knows his friends will be working Security.

 

Security Records: While Mr. Volqil does not seem to hold any particular loyalty towards NanoTrasen he also has not done anything to harm the corporation.

 

Medical Records: Likes to drink heavily-watered alcoholic drinks, even when he knows the risk to his liver.

 

Personnel Photo (Appearance text): A medium-height blue-green (more blue than green) Skrell with a mild smirk on his face.

 

 

Commendations [only to be added by admin]:

 

 

Reprimands [only to be added by admin]:

 

Other Notes:

 

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Name: Guy Mann

Age: 38

Gender: Male

Race: Human

Blood Type: B+

General Occupational Role(s): Chaplain

 

Biography: Guy Mann was born and raised in the colony of New Straya, a settlement that was originally set up to handle prisoners charged with crimes against NanoTrasen which eventually became a small, mostly-autonomous outpost.

 

Qualifications: Infused with the HOLY SPIRIT of our Lord Neca Ladun, God of Bogans, Drop Bears, and Chundering.

 

Employment Records: Chaplain, ye cunts!

 

Security Records: Generally good-natured, but prone to occasional bouts of hooliganism, stating that it's part of his religion. Drunk or stoned for 90% of any given shift.

 

Medical Records: Rarely goes to medbay except after the occasional scuffle. Sometimes handles venomous animals as part of his religion, usually because he's trying to wrangle them into cages in the Chapel, so keep charcoal handy!

 

Personnel Photo (Appearance text): A gap-toothed, dark-haired, tan-skinned, fellow wearing flip-flops and a wife-beater, holding a beer in one hand, which also has a cigarette tucked between two fingers. His face is mildly dirty and has perpetual 5 o'clock shadow, but he sports a wide friendly grin.

 

Commendations [only to be added by admin]:

 

 

Reprimands [only to be added by admin]:

 

Other Notes: