H.E.X.A.N.E.

[tastyfish]

 

Name: H.E.X.A.N.E.

Age: 4, mentally ~20.

Gender: Identifies as female*.

Race: IPC

Blood Type: 5W-30

General Occupational Role(s): Primarily Life Support Specialist, also Maintenance Technician, occasionally businessbot.

 

Biography:

Harmonious EXtinguishing Air Neutralizing Engine was built by The Omnifoam Company to test fire extinguishers. The company's accountants didn't realize until it was too late that they blew their entire R&D budget on building IPC's for every mundane task imaginable, and Omnifoam went bankrupt, liquidizing all assets. They realized half-way through selling off their assets that IPC's were legally people on their planet, so H.E.X.A.N.E. was freed. Thankfully, in order to be fully qualified in properly testing fire extinguishers, she had learned all there was to know about thermodynamics, the latest air management technology, and using wrenches. Combined with being used to being payed in welder fuel, she was a shoe-in for being hired at NanoTrasen as a Life Support Specialist.

 

Qualifications:

 

• Class-C Fire Extinguisher Operations License

• Atmospherics Maintenance

Station Repairs

Both Pinging & Buzzing Certificates

Disposal Maintenance

Forging the Fire Marshal's Signiture

 

 

Employment Records:

 

• 3 years at The Omnifoam Company's Headquarters

• 1 year at Nanotrasen aboard the NSS Cyberiad

 

 

Security Records:

 

• Apparently gaining all access to fill every floor tile in science in scrubbers and fire alarms is illegal. The 2 meter wide banner instructing scientists to please not blow themselves up upon starting their shift was possibly going too far.

 

 

Medical Records:

 

• Technically was completely destroyed and rebuilt multiple times.

 

 

Personnel Photo:

Frame is Pantone 484 C, pinstripes of 109 C, 11-0601 TPX.

 

Commendations [only to be added by admin]:

 

Reprimands [only to be added by admin]:

 

Other Notes:

* - H.E.X.A.N.E. doesn't care enough to correct people when they refer to her as "he".

 

[NTSAM]

H.E.X.A.N.E. is cute.

[tastyfish]

 

H.E.X.A.N.E. is cute.

 

 

[Arenn]

 

Other Notes:

* - H.E.X.A.N.E. doesn't care enough to correct people when they refer to her as "he".

 

I only correct people when they call SERAPH male just to be ironic. Like I actually give a shit, there's no real defining feminine characteristics on the sprite. I've never seen a male IPC without being 90% covered to check, but I imagine it's not toooooo different.

 

[Professor Cupcake]

 

Other Notes:

* - H.E.X.A.N.E. doesn't care enough to correct people when they refer to her as "he".

 

I only correct people when they call SERAPH male just to be ironic. Like I actually give a shit, there's no real defining feminine characteristics on the sprite. I've never seen a male IPC without being 90% covered to check, but I imagine it's not toooooo different.

Hell, there's barely any sprite difference between male and female humans, let alone IPCs.

 

[NTSAM]

still a pretty cute IPC

[tastyfish]

 

Other Notes:

* - H.E.X.A.N.E. doesn't care enough to correct people when they refer to her as "he".

 

I only correct people when they call SERAPH male just to be ironic. Like I actually give a shit, there's no real defining feminine characteristics on the sprite. I've never seen a male IPC without being 90% covered to check, but I imagine it's not toooooo different.

Hell, there's barely any sprite difference between male and female humans, let alone IPCs.

 

I imagine the voices vary between IPC's, which is the only place it would come into play, if at all, of course.