FlattestGuitar Posted January 26, 2016 Posted January 26, 2016 (edited) Name: Eli Randolph Age: 24 Gender: Male Blood Type: A+ General Occupational Role(s): Security and Medical roles, sometimes more menial jobs Biography: Born on 21st March 2535 in Lowell City on Mars in a small emigrant family. His parents being the only Vulpkanin he knew, he quickly took on the human culture of Mars, leaving his roots behind. At the age of 14 during a magtrain accident both of his parents died, leaving him alone with what little money they had left. Struggling to make a living, he was able to work half hours and study up until he was 16, at which point he was accepted into the Lunar Academy of Medicine as a part of a cultural enrichment program. He finished his formal education at 22 and quickly joined the NT fleet hoping for a better life in space. During his first year of service he was proposed additional security training, which he passed and obtained basic qualifications, allowing him to serve security-related roles. Since December 2559 he’s been serving on NSS Cyberiad. Qualifications: - LAM Degree in Medicine - Basic Security Training - Ballistic Weapons Training - Bartending Course - Advanced Security Training - Space Forensics Course - Advanced Space Forensics Course - Reportedly read "TG4407 model maintenance for dummies" - Reportedly read "So, you want to be a Blueshield?" Employment Records: [spoiler2]Employed for two years, Nanotrasen was his first official employer.[/spoiler2] Security Records: [spoiler2]Multiple cult conversions and shadowling enthrallings, no other outstanding records. He's reluctant to getting implanted.[/spoiler2] Medical Records: [spoiler2]Appears to suffer from incredibly low self-esteem, no treatment has been deemed effective as patient refuses to take any form of psychoactive medicine. Patient has been the object of many botched cloning attempts, which seems to have resulted in severe mental trauma (he was once forced to drag his own corpse onto the escape shuttle), further examination needed.[/spoiler2] Personnel Photo: - He eats only steaks and jerky (sometimes eggs, but they're gooey) - He dislikes seeing the medbay fridge not stocked - He only drinks whiskey and hates most sugary things - He's been cloned so many times he's almost definitely lost count, but he still hates it - It turns out a weekly liter of mango shampoo isn't deductible, so he's poor - He is a terrible, terrible snowflake. Edited November 13, 2020 by FlattestGuitar Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6534-eli-randolph/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTSAM Posted January 26, 2016 Posted January 26, 2016 (edited) HYPOCRITE 10/10 dude tho Edited January 26, 2016 by Guest Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6534-eli-randolph/#findComment-53168 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamania Posted January 26, 2016 Posted January 26, 2016 Oh heck, I've seen Eli quite a few times, mostly in medical roles. He shouted at the CMO because there was no bio-mass in the cloner. Fun times. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6534-eli-randolph/#findComment-53169 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlattestGuitar Posted January 26, 2016 Author Posted January 26, 2016 I had this stuff written down for some time now, but since yesterday I actually used it two times in game I figured I might as well finally upload it. Also, Eli is short tempered towards heads that don't know their stuff and make crappy excuses. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6534-eli-randolph/#findComment-53249 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadeykins Posted February 9, 2016 Posted February 9, 2016 But Eli is a cute cookie, how can he have low self esteems. D:! Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6534-eli-randolph/#findComment-55232 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlattestGuitar Posted February 9, 2016 Author Posted February 9, 2016 He got murdered seven times in the first two months of his employment onboard the NSS Cyberiad and he's aware of five of those. For some reason the CMO once even told him to drag his own corpse to the shuttle, so I'd say it's a miracle he still hasn't shot himself in the head. Every time he does something helpful he just gets more more orders and a 'this is your job' (even when it isn't) instead of a simple 'thank you'. While this is probably how it works for everyone out there in space, it hits home because he seeks validation and wants to be cool with everyone. For now only steaks, whiskey and a few cool people fill the void, but it's all temporary. I'll go sob now. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6534-eli-randolph/#findComment-55255 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gentlemanly_headcrab Posted February 9, 2016 Posted February 9, 2016 *back patting for reassurance* also do they really not sell Doritos in poland? Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6534-eli-randolph/#findComment-55269 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlattestGuitar Posted February 9, 2016 Author Posted February 9, 2016 Aw, thanks. And they really don't. ;_; Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6534-eli-randolph/#findComment-55277 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTSAM Posted February 9, 2016 Posted February 9, 2016 [VERY NOISILY GNASHES DORITOS IN FLATTEST'S FACE.] You can have the crumbs on my chin if you want. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6534-eli-randolph/#findComment-55282 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlattestGuitar Posted February 9, 2016 Author Posted February 9, 2016 Cries a bit, but remembers about the Bigos, Kiełbasa and Wódka he's got hidden under his bed. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6534-eli-randolph/#findComment-55284 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTSAM Posted February 9, 2016 Posted February 9, 2016 I can probably find all of those things if I look hard enough. Then I could buy them with my FAT STACKS I get cuz I live in the land of money booze and guns yee money fat stacks f f fat stacks Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6534-eli-randolph/#findComment-55285 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlattestGuitar Posted February 9, 2016 Author Posted February 9, 2016 You're just trying to make this thread be about something else than Eli's feels. Shame on you. Eli wouldn't like space doritos. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6534-eli-randolph/#findComment-55287 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTSAM Posted February 9, 2016 Posted February 9, 2016 Eli wouldn't be able to earn fat stacks like these. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6534-eli-randolph/#findComment-55288 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlattestGuitar Posted February 9, 2016 Author Posted February 9, 2016 Because Eli lives in 2560 when those are phased out of use. Get your currencies right, lad. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6534-eli-randolph/#findComment-55296 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTSAM Posted February 9, 2016 Posted February 9, 2016 Actually since paper money is rare in this age this should translate into about 3000 cR. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6534-eli-randolph/#findComment-55297 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gentlemanly_headcrab Posted February 9, 2016 Posted February 9, 2016 I have no idea what those are! Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6534-eli-randolph/#findComment-55339 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobradude Posted March 20, 2016 Posted March 20, 2016 One of the few people who I think might not hate me, stays out of brig so 10/10 guy by my count. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6534-eli-randolph/#findComment-59615 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlattestGuitar Posted March 21, 2016 Author Posted March 21, 2016 Rynnt is a cool dude. Eli definitely doesn't hate him. +1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6534-eli-randolph/#findComment-59680 Share on other sites More sharing options...
saywat_the_15th Posted March 21, 2016 Posted March 21, 2016 I've never seen Eli in brig. Wat is your secret?¿ Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6534-eli-randolph/#findComment-59707 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTSAM Posted March 21, 2016 Posted March 21, 2016 learn to make sure to breathe with your nose and you can get out of any legal situation saywat Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6534-eli-randolph/#findComment-59711 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlattestGuitar Posted March 21, 2016 Author Posted March 21, 2016 Eli has been brigged only once (other than that time where he tried to mindslave the Captain....). That was when he stopped a vigilante Detective + cough Jay cough Wingler cough team running around with a baton, a stunprod a and lust for unjustified arrests. The detective proved unrobust and Jay got lost somwhere in the middle of the fight, that was an easy victory. By the end of his sentence Eli was friends with the detective and he even got a cigarette though, so it was neat. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6534-eli-randolph/#findComment-59712 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobradude Posted March 21, 2016 Posted March 21, 2016 Saw you in brig earlier, my heart shattered into a million pieces. 9.9/10 guy. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6534-eli-randolph/#findComment-59732 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlattestGuitar Posted March 21, 2016 Author Posted March 21, 2016 That was Eli's third time. Got released for not being guilty at all with a minor exception of having the martial arts and a signed confession of being a traitor in my satchel, but everyone was nice and professional and let me go break into Captain's office. That one was neat too. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6534-eli-randolph/#findComment-59734 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobradude Posted March 21, 2016 Posted March 21, 2016 I got told "he's totally a syndi, search him" and when I got to processing super-sec had let you go. GG. I started looking for you, but instead had to fight some genetically buffed guy who could brake out of cuffs in second. After harmbatoning him into the ground, losing my arm in the process, we chaired him. By that time I'd forgotten all about searching you. Fun times. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6534-eli-randolph/#findComment-59736 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlattestGuitar Posted March 21, 2016 Author Posted March 21, 2016 Bwagh, I just have traitor turned on for the non-murder objectives. I don't like killing people. The martial arts scroll is a fun thing to buy and derp around with, though not when you're a botanist. Using the floral somatoray dishonors the clan (obviously, true botanists use left4zed), so I had stop botanying sooner than I'd have liked. Still, fun times. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6534-eli-randolph/#findComment-59738 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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