Bill Chompski Posted January 28, 2016 Posted January 28, 2016 (edited) Name: Louie Staggs Age: 34 Gender: Male Race: Human Skrell/Human/Vulpkanin/Unathi Blood Type: O+ General Occupational Role(s): Janitor, Civilian, Botanist (do not allow access) Biography: Knowledge about Mr. Staggs is unknown before his employment at the NSS Mass Driver. After being fired from there, and sent to the Cyberiad, he participated in a bizarre medical experiment with Doctor Bon, the CMO at the time. Being paid 1000 credits by the Doctor, Mr. Staggs was to have his brain transplanted into a new body, one made of many other body parts, namely from a Skell, Human, Unathi, and Vulpkanin. After this, he smashed a fellow crewmember over the head with a bottle, after they had called him 'meat rot'. He was not convicted, as he was stunned with a tazer by them beforehand. However, seeing his current state and unwillingness to return to a human body, he was assigned to a remote Comms. Satellite, where many others like him reside. He currently works as a janitor there, and is said to be generally enjoying life away from those who would judge him. Qualifications: None found. Skill set observed to encompass hydroponics as well as jury rigging (discovered after Mr. Staggs was found making some sort of "stun spear" while there was a threat of gang wars on a previous station). Employment Records: There are two records of Mr. Staggs employment. They were both on the NSS Mass Driver. First was hydroponics, in which Mr. Staggs grew various recreational drugs, and sold them to the crew. Mr. Staggs was convicted, and served his time on the brig. He received a demotion, and a hydroponics ban. Soon after, his application to run the bar was accepted. This ended within the shift, with a barfight started by Staggs. He served his time again, and was banned from taking bartending as a job. There are no job records from before his employment in NanoTresen, hinting that he may have been a vagrant or drifter. Soon after his time on the NSS Cyberiad, when the experiment took place, he was relocated to an Comms. Satellite, where many others like him live. Security Records: 2 cases of aggravated assault (all while intoxicated) 4 cases of assault 2 cases of tampering with NanoTresan property (security cameras, said they were 'watching him') Cases of owning and distributing narcotics 1 case of possessing an illegal weapon Medical Records: Heavy substance abuse, tobacco, alcohol, morphine, vulgaris, and a slew of other drugs. Serious anger issues. Will quickly resort to violence if angered, and has pursued offenders across whole stations, just to punch them. He is now a combination of four separate species, in a grotesque model of Dr. Bon's medical skill. NanoTresan paid him 2,500 credits to allow them to do research on him for 1 month. He happiliy agreed, and NanoTresan now has more knowledge on things like him. Personnel Photo (Appearance text): The picture is taken from the chest up of a Caucasian human male, frowning, obviously unhappy his picture is being taken. His 'stache and hair are a dull orange, and are quite messy. He is wearing a large leather coat that conceals most of his body, and his arms are folded across his chest. He has lowered his head in such a way that his brown flat cap is hiding his eyes from the camera. The picture is of a...thing that looks...different. It has the head of a black scaled Unathi. However, it's torso is Vulpkanin and it's tail is pointed up. One of it's arms are from a Caucasian Human, and the other from a pale green Skrell. While hard to see, it's legs follow the same pattern of Skrell and human. It is frowning, and seemingly uncaring to the fact that it is mostly naked. Commendations [only to be added by admin]: Reprimands [only to be added by admin]: Other Notes: Do NOT allow bar or hydroponics access. Seeing as the subject does no longer fit under any definable 'species', and many frown upon 'it', Mr. Staggs was removing from the NSS Cyberiad to a more remote Communications Satellite, where he now serves as a janitor. Many others like him have also been sent to this location. Edited February 1, 2016 by Guest Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6551-louie-staggs/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlattestGuitar Posted January 29, 2016 Posted January 29, 2016 Forgot to mention he's into guys. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6551-louie-staggs/#findComment-53610 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTSAM Posted January 29, 2016 Posted January 29, 2016 kek Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6551-louie-staggs/#findComment-53611 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Chompski Posted January 30, 2016 Author Posted January 30, 2016 Forgot to mention he's into guys. SHHH! THATS UNPROVEN! Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6551-louie-staggs/#findComment-53679 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlattestGuitar Posted January 30, 2016 Posted January 30, 2016 >So you're into guys? >AGH, GET AWAY! >You didn't say no. > SHUT UP! SHUT UP! >...He's into guys. >AAAGHHHH *runs out* Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6551-louie-staggs/#findComment-53681 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Chompski Posted January 30, 2016 Author Posted January 30, 2016 Still isn't proving anything! Also, I think it was more like this. >Soo'o, chu're ina' guys'z? >ACH, GEET AWAY! >Chu didn' say no'oo. >SHUT 'OOP! SHUT 'OOP! >...he'z inta'a guyz. >ACH! *runs out* You gotta take in Stagg's horrible accent, and Randolph's drunkenness. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6551-louie-staggs/#findComment-53686 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTSAM Posted January 30, 2016 Posted January 30, 2016 KEK E E KEK Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6551-louie-staggs/#findComment-53687 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Chompski Posted January 30, 2016 Author Posted January 30, 2016 Don't you kek me. I swear. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6551-louie-staggs/#findComment-53688 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlattestGuitar Posted January 30, 2016 Posted January 30, 2016 Got kek squared by NTSAM, there's no escape. Tsundere Louie is 10/10. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6551-louie-staggs/#findComment-53690 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Chompski Posted January 30, 2016 Author Posted January 30, 2016 Listen here, Louie don't take no shit. So, uh, I dunno. Stop hitting on him I guess? Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6551-louie-staggs/#findComment-53703 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlattestGuitar Posted January 30, 2016 Posted January 30, 2016 Hey, Eli was drunk and he's in a relationship anyway. Louie will have to find someone else. Sorry. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6551-louie-staggs/#findComment-53778 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keroman Posted January 30, 2016 Posted January 30, 2016 I knew it, our evac shuttle locker cuddling meant something! Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6551-louie-staggs/#findComment-53779 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTSAM Posted January 30, 2016 Posted January 30, 2016 NTSAM is still single Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6551-louie-staggs/#findComment-53783 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Chompski Posted January 30, 2016 Author Posted January 30, 2016 Well ok then. Off topic, but I'm going to post my other 2 characters today, Pale-Light of Morning (naive and young Diona highly skilled in chemistry, but unexposed to most customs and races outside of human and IPC) and Mur Chant (The Merchant from Resident Evil 4, but in space). Should it be all separate threads, or make this one hold all my characters? Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6551-louie-staggs/#findComment-53794 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTSAM Posted January 30, 2016 Posted January 30, 2016 A megathread will work, you may wish to rename the thread so it says Bill's Character List or Louie Staggs (And others) or something so you know you keep multiple things in here. It's up to you, though. I just make different threads myself. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6551-louie-staggs/#findComment-53795 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Chompski Posted January 30, 2016 Author Posted January 30, 2016 And because I'm lazy and need advice, I'm going to be making a fourth character (Station Engineer or Atmospheric Tech, I'm still deciding, you got any advice for which to choose), which I will likely main in order to actually interact with y'all, as Louie is a pissy substance abusing tsundere, Pale-Light is a clueless Diona who thinks other species jumpsuits are skin, and Mur Chant who's only gonna hang about in his shady shop if shadiness. So yeah, I'm gonna need someone new to RP. Which raises ANOTHER question, which race? I already got 2 humans, so I wanna try something new. Sorry for all the rambling questions. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6551-louie-staggs/#findComment-53800 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlattestGuitar Posted January 31, 2016 Posted January 31, 2016 I don't like megathreads because it's harder to find the character you're looking for. As for the race: save up for IPC and become one that doesn't call themselves a unit. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6551-louie-staggs/#findComment-53817 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Chompski Posted January 31, 2016 Author Posted January 31, 2016 Trying to convert another one to main as a synthetic, eh? WELL LET ME TELL YOU yeah sure IPC's are pretty rad. Just going to have to substitute some robo drugs for booze. Well, 5 more karma points, and *AEU Ike (good name? Or should I follow I do the whole letters that are short for something, aka, AEURIS ) will appear! *Atmospheric & Engineering Unit Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6551-louie-staggs/#findComment-53820 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlattestGuitar Posted January 31, 2016 Posted January 31, 2016 As long as he's a qt robot I'm in. If you want some robot drugs just hit SPEZZ up, he'll help. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6551-louie-staggs/#findComment-53868 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTSAM Posted January 31, 2016 Posted January 31, 2016 again NTSAM is single so just ring him up if you need a qt robot waifu for your qt robot Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6551-louie-staggs/#findComment-53918 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Chompski Posted January 31, 2016 Author Posted January 31, 2016 You would like that, wouldn't you, NT? I dunno, we'll just have to see how to two get along. Also, I know I'm going to probably sound like such a noob (I swear I'm not), but qt? Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6551-louie-staggs/#findComment-53958 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTSAM Posted January 31, 2016 Posted January 31, 2016 say QT out loud Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6551-louie-staggs/#findComment-53959 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Chompski Posted January 31, 2016 Author Posted January 31, 2016 I'm going to assume that I am right when I say that it means 'cutie'. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6551-louie-staggs/#findComment-53961 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlattestGuitar Posted January 31, 2016 Posted January 31, 2016 He uncovered the sicrit. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6551-louie-staggs/#findComment-53964 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Chompski Posted January 31, 2016 Author Posted January 31, 2016 i am smurt i uncovur sicrit Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/6551-louie-staggs/#findComment-53967 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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