I've been waiting for you, 'hero'

[RedVoid]

 

Let's dispense with the introductions and get straight to the killing, shall we?

Come, metagamer 109#!

*Energy sword thrust*

 

I've never been one to 'say a few words about myself'. Usually I prefer to say a lot about myself and exaggerate what actually happened so I look awesome.

Some admins have taken to inventing ever more unbelievable stories of things I've done and then accusing me of them unjustly.

My point here is never believe anything I or the admins say to you about me. Ever.

In fact you should probably stop believing yourself.

 

Did I really robust and space you for 4noraisen? Probably not.

The reality is that we will never know who baked your remains into that flaky crust pie. No matter who was wearing a chefs hat.

I mean, if I may, I find it difficult to believe that we know everything about everything, at all times! Most reasonable people would disbelieve this too.

Reasonable people like you, the reader.

Your body was fired from this makeshift mass driver made out of disposal pipes. Nobody saw it happen.

Maybe you did see it happen, but even if you did, doesn't the sense of wonder at this timeless mystery render void any accusations you might bring against specific wholly unrelated parties?

But you're dead and you're angry.

Isn't it possible that you, unknowingly, or perhaps, maliciously, spaced your own screaming self?

In that scenario, are you not you the aggressor?

Let us think about this.

 

[Diabloshadow]

I think your argument is invalid. Either way, Hero or Jack of Blades, Welcome aboard.

[Crom]

How does one maliciously put themselves in a chute? I can imagine building a chute slide that looks lucrative and interesting, but actually throws you into space. Hell even if i put up a sign that says "Ride Me!" (going to do this now) but i cannot see a single victim of my charade put themselves in it maliciously.

[Diabloshadow]

Well.....see, if you make a slide, that aims for someone, which knocks them into another slide, which throws them at someone else, then that person gets shot out of a mass driver.....its not a nice thing

[RedVoid]

The very fact that I made the most ridiculous introduction I could think of at the time (that made the slightest amount of sense), and that you are actually responding to said introduction, makes me realise I have chosen this sever wisely

[Diabloshadow]

Heh perhaps you did Jack. Also might i inquire of from where is your avatar? Ir reminds me of the Jack of Blades from Fable, though i know it is not.

[RedVoid]

 

It's the Regent of the Mask from Ninja Gaiden 3. Indeed very often confused with, and noted for, his similarity with Jack of Blades.

The game itself was a flop, described by Team Ninja themselves as trying to make a "Japanese hamburger", aka, a western style eastern game.

However, I did like the character of the Regent quite a lot, at least until later on when rather than remaining the mysterious antagonist, they decided to make him totally transparent.

 

 

 

 

For great justice.

 

Also, the Dark Tower was a good series, though I felt it got incredibly sporadic and utterly random toward the middle/end.

 

[Diabloshadow]

Ah yes, NG3. the only one i did not play due to all of my friends saying it was complete crap. Lovely look though. NG2 was a pain on the hardest difficulty.