Bjorge Sjoberg

[Bill Chompski]

 

Name: Bjorge Sjoberg

Age: 32

Gender: Male

Race: Swedish (Not Human, Swedish.)

Blood Type: B-

General Occupational Role(s): Cook, Bartender, Chaplain

 

Biography: Before he was found on Earth by a NT Representative, his past is completely unknown. However, he says that he was made by multiple Norse gods, destined to give all people delicious food and manly drinks.

When the NT Rep. Johanassen was going on a walk in the New-New York Central Park, he was hungry, and went to the nearest food stand, staffed by a huge Viking'esque man, who happily served the man a rather large plate of meatballs, or as the man called them, 'Borkballs'. Apparently, the Rep was so enamored by his cooking, that he offered him a job on the NSS Cyberiad. The man eagarly accepted, saying, and I quote, "Is good! Very excite for giving alium good food! Bork bork bork!". Needless to say, this is all we know about the man, and he refuses to talk about his past. We assume he was homeless, and quite unstable, and seemingly still is. Has thrown himself into multiple battles, with little regard for anyone's safety. These include; charging a horde of space carp with a spear, cleaving into a hostage situation with a sword (killing the hostage and the criminal), shooting a vampire in the crotch with a shotgun as it was feeding on a customer, and bashing a changlings face in with his bare hands. In nearly all of these incidents he was nearly killed, requiring extensive medical aid.

 

Qualifications: None, but damn can he make some good meatballs.

 

Employment Records: Self-Employed on Earth's New-New York as a Meatball Cart Owner.

 

Security Records: Shot rowdy customer in face with bar's shotgun whilst wearing a wizard hat and screaming, "MAGIC MISSILE!". Soon went into security willingly, confused as to why he was being arrested seeing as the injured man could just, "Drink Manly Dorf and valk off missing head chunk.".

 

Medical Records: [NONE FOUND]

 

Personnel Photo (Appearance text): A huge man, a little over 7 feet tall, wearing nothing but pants, an apron, and a chef hat. He is flexing, with quite a bit of strength. In fact, all of his body bulges with large muscles. His face has a large dwarf-type beard on it, and his hair has a huge medivial'y knot in it, and it is VERY blonde. He looks like if a viking leaped from a book, and began smiling and cooking you meatballs.

 

 

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Other Notes: WARNING: DO NOT CHALLENGE TO A FLEX OFF! Last time someone did, he flexed so hard, he went into a coma.