MOAR RACES!

[Jguytriple5]

 

We need more races so we can all be snowflaky as fuck. Here are some of my suggestions,

 

Papermen

These guys are litteraly made out of paper and can resist all damage except for burn damage. They are held together by a special bluespace crystal called a bluespace core. When these guys touch the slightest bit of fire they are dead and turn to ashes with only their bluespace core remaining. When these guys burn down just add 10 sheets of paper onto the bluespace core to rebuild them. They look like creepy mummy fellas and their backstory is that some scientist once put so many sticky notes on a bluespace crystal that it came to life.

 

Firealiums

These guys are basicly on fire all the time and die when not on fire. They do not actually breath oxygen but need it to keep their fire burning. They don't take burn damage but do take all other damages. When they die of oxygen deprivition just make sure they are in an oxygen filled space and light them with a lighter to resuciate them. All other damages can be treated the normal way. They deal burn damage when punching people. Their organs are the same as human, but on fire. It's unknown where these guys came from but story goes someone was inspecting the emergency shuttle the moment it was send, and the fire was so hot it even changed his DNA so his kids were on fire too. And the rest is incest i guess.

 

Flurperdaps

These guys do not have legs but instead have a little device underneath their torso, where a human's loins would be, called a flurper. This flurper allows them to float like that villian from marvel with the big head and tiny legs. They do not have legs their flurper is a part that requires robotic repair when damaged. Their perk is that the do not need gravity to move freely, so they can move when the gravity generator is down and without propulsion in space. They are are purple-ish creatures with bright blue eyes. They live on a planet previously not tought to contain life due to it having so little mass and thus little gravity, but when NT went there to mine they found these weird looking dudes. They were great engineers and scientists and NT started hiring them for that, but they are now willing to take other jobs as well.

 

Rodentiums

These rat like creatures first started appearing on a NT research station after they went trough a record holding radiation wave that took three whole weeks. When the researchers came back abourd the rats in the vault had mutated to man size creatures that had invented their own language and had developed basic tools to get out of the vault to search for food. So because NT hires anyone and anything sentient and man-sized they hired these guys too.

Mechanics wise they have no buffs except that they heal a little when they eat cheese. And they do less damage against tajaran and vulpakin while they do more bare hand damage against them than to other species.

 

Lunasium

This race is a teeny tiny race that lives on micro-solar systems. These micro-systems are about the size of regular human. These race is so technologicly advanced that they can control the way the planets and their moons move around this solar center. They have build telescopes so that they can see our way of living. So basicly this species is a bunch of orbiting balls that is unable to wear any clothing except a headset and a hat. But it has an internal backpack, it basicly puts things on one of the planets. So every specimen that acts as a crewmember for nanotrasen is actually about 10 billion of these little guys. So think about that when you're bashing their head planet in while in maintenance. Each limb and limb part is represented by a planet and the torso is a small sun. They do not require to breath and can go EVA without problems. These guys only repairable by putting metal sheets on the brute damaged places and water, yes regular water, on the burned places.

 

 

[spoiler2]In case you didn't notice this is a joking shitpost, but if you actually like one of these races i cannot blame you[/spoiler2]

 

[Scrat]

grade A shitpost.

[Yinseng]

Well, at least they're better than vulps.

[FlattestGuitar]

+1 to all, finally we could have some diversity.

[fludd12]

 

-1, No, as has been repeatedly stated before, we need to focus on diversifying our current race selection before adding new races.

The paper has been stamped with the Admin Stamp of /thread seventeen times.

 

[Regen]

Pls no