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  On 11/29/2018 at 6:06 AM, Chronarch said:

Ability to duct tape people to the wall when

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Plz, I need more things to piss of sec with-

 

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  On 11/30/2018 at 2:53 PM, Benjaminfallout said:

The only PR I've 100% supported in my year or so here.

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Uh... what is a PR?

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Pull Request, basically something that's used on our server's Github to apply for adding code and features.

https://github.com/ParadiseSS13/Paradise/pull/10307 this is an example.

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Posted (edited)
  On 12/1/2018 at 6:43 AM, Mitchs98 said:
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Containing the following:

  • 23 paper airplanes
  • 22 airhorns
  • 16 Rubber ducks
  • 10 vending machines
  • 6 papers
  • 6 lockers
  • 4 stools
  • 3 masks
  • 2 cigarette butts
  • 2 fuel tanks
  • 2 water tanks
  • 2 boxes
  • 2 showers
  • 2 cans of chicken soup
  • an ether bottle
  • Coffee (the crab)
  • a medibot
  • Oleg Klimov
  • a heater
  • a mug
  • a candle
  • a crate
  • some tickets
  • a plate
  • a water cooler
  • a breath mask
  • a syndi-cakes wrapper
  • an emergency oxygen tank
  • a book
  • and a partridge in a pear tree
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  On 12/1/2018 at 6:55 AM, Chronarch said:

Containing the following:

  • 23 paper airplanes
  • 22 airhorns
  • 16 Rubber ducks
  • 10 vending machines
  • 6 papers
  • 6 lockers
  • 4 stools
  • 3 masks
  • 2 cigarette butts
  • 2 fuel tanks
  • 2 water tanks
  • 2 boxes
  • 2 showers
  • 2 cans of chicken soup
  • an ether bottle
  • Coffee
  • a medibot
  • Oleg Klimov
  • a heater
  • a mug
  • a candle
  • a crate
  • some tickets
  • a plate
  • a water cooler
  • a breath mask
  • a syndi-cakes wrapper
  • an emergency oxygen tank
  • a book
  • and a partridge in a pear tree
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I fucking love that Oleg tossed himself in.

Posted
  On 12/1/2018 at 6:55 AM, Chronarch said:

Containing the following:

  • 23 paper airplanes
  • 22 airhorns
  • 16 Rubber ducks
  • 10 vending machines
  • 6 papers
  • 6 lockers
  • 4 stools
  • 3 masks
  • 2 cigarette butts
  • 2 fuel tanks
  • 2 water tanks
  • 2 boxes
  • 2 showers
  • 2 cans of chicken soup
  • an ether bottle
  • Coffee
  • a medibot
  • Oleg Klimov
  • a heater
  • a mug
  • a candle
  • a crate
  • some tickets
  • a plate
  • a water cooler
  • a breath mask
  • a syndi-cakes wrapper
  • an emergency oxygen tank
  • a book
  • and a partridge in a pear tree
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One of these are not like the others...

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Rioz is the real space cowboy.

This individual stole CE's boots in front of the robotics, the good old stand and deliver -style. Afterwards arrested, twice for search and interrogation. Did not run away or hide at all. Eventually got away all free, by just talking.

Screenshot courtesy of said lizard, taken from Discord after the round. I was the HoS back then, had to release him, since there was only CE's claim with no evidence or other witnesses whatsoever. Imagine the magnitude of CE's anger. Honk!

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A simple honk can cause a mass domino honk, just like they thought about communism in the US at 60's.

The HoP was to be an acting captain since captain got to surprise-cryo. Grin the clown stole a honky amount of captain stuff somehow (don't ask, it's Grin) so sneaky, that Sec suggested that the HoP is an evil traitor giving all accesses for the clown. Processing the HoP led to a downtime at the job line, which resulted in five damn minutes this:

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Talk about honking the greytide as whole, with just stealing a certain ID and a headset. (In the picture is present the luckily arrived new captain.)

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Oh come on. I (Grin here) weren't even that sneaky. I walked in through an open door and took a HOP headset and a captain's hat off a table then disposaled myself. While several people were watching. That's not sneaky, that's just blatant. 

And I still don't know why you and sec believed I had an all-access or captain ID. I didn't. I came in through an open door when someone else walked in and went out through disposals. All legit. 

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Byond 512 used to randomly make characters naked. I used to wonder where my tail went

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And then I found it. Tailchairs when? *wag

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When observing, these messages aligned in a way that was incredibly satisfying

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Who do you think you are
Running 'round leaving Skaars

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