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On 2/2/2019 at 6:31 PM, Lars said:

EXPERIMENTOR's ultimate power

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There were so many that they devoured the singularity itself:

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Science could possibly make enough bags to contain a loose singularity engine!

Ye only need one bag.

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Private detective clown out to solve crimes for a fee:

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This guy was so ashamed his fibers were on the glass he walked back into the cell and repaired it.

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The actual detective was fairly amused.

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Went out to get a proper hat, and found a syndie crate with apron fibers, tho sec never aprehended the botanist.
Followed some cold case trails to an abandoned ambulance, then had to use my mighty cap gun to escape from a suspicious snowman that chased me away from the scene.
After writing a report for the detective, I repo'd next the botanist's janicart from chapel maint, and sold him the fingerprints for 250 credits.
Some called for help for a Ripley thievery. The guy had used it to drill Ian to death. Got his confession on tape and Miranda paid me 2500 for handing it to Security and helping to get him out of the Ripley. Tho I have to say, cap guns aren't very effective against mechas.

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QM blew up! Not much on the scene, but then my keen souless eyes noticed a shipping manifest on the desk. QM had bought security gear for his office. And, as it turned out, they had actually been buying null crates and selling illegal gear all shift without being busted until then!

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After all that work I finished the shift as any proper private detective -- gambling and drinking.
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Rev round that was masquerading as a tator round with people shouting wololo
Set about mining the entire asteroid and ended up blowing my leg off near the end of the shift
Kept going and eventually finished off the last of the west asteroid/its tiny roidlets
Got back in time for the round to end due to rev memes because I found a RIPLEY

Miner lifestyle

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Posted
On 2/6/2019 at 12:57 AM, Lars said:

Private detective clown out to solve crimes for a fee:

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This guy was so ashamed his fibers were on the glass he walked back into the cell and repaired it.

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The actual detective was fairly amused.

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Went out to get a proper hat, and found a syndie crate with apron fibers, tho sec never aprehended the botanist.
Followed some cold case trails to an abandoned ambulance, then had to use my mighty cap gun to escape from a suspicious snowman that chased me away from the scene.
After writing a report for the detective, I repo'd next the botanist's janicart from chapel maint, and sold him the fingerprints for 250 credits.
Some called for help for a Ripley thievery. The guy had used it to drill Ian to death. Got his confession on tape and Miranda paid me 2500 for handing it to Security and helping to get him out of the Ripley. Tho I have to say, cap guns aren't very effective against mechas.

2115368621_ParadiseStationNSSCyberiad2019-02-05235033.png.7c3241ed6e359bd4080a1728e48d93d1.png

QM blew up! Not much on the scene, but then my keen souless eyes noticed a shipping manifest on the desk. QM had bought security gear for his office. And, as it turned out, they had actually been buying null crates and selling illegal gear all shift without being busted until then!

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After all that work I finished the shift as any proper private detective -- gambling and drinking.
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Ha! I was the detective that shift! Excellent work! HONK.

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Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, Lars said:

You have a bad day as a cultist when an ER engineer, a security officer, a clown, a baton vigilante, a civvie, a miner, a fish and a one-limbed cat human lynch you in the bar.

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It was a really, really bad day.

Edit: I enjoy how this page started and ended with my embarrassing failures as a cultist.

Edited by Pckables
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2 hours ago, Rebel0 said:

Good thing from a few days back.
So, a mostly mute warden and a blind civilian walk into a brig. . .

How unfortunate

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A mute warden?
Thats one way to be horrifically murdered by an inmate.

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