TheClosetMailman Posted February 26, 2019 Posted February 26, 2019 8 hours ago, Pckables said: Best. Cult. Round. Ever. How in sweet Nar'Sie- Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/123/#findComment-125215 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superhats Posted February 26, 2019 Posted February 26, 2019 When there's a war going on but there's 8 peacekeeper borgs during a nations round Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/123/#findComment-125231 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WingedYordle Posted February 26, 2019 Posted February 26, 2019 28 minutes ago, Superhats said: When there's a war going on but there's 8 peacekeeper borgs during a nations round Was fun being the AI Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/123/#findComment-125235 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pckables Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 Meet the pinnacle of medical science: Buffpin and Ultimate ManLizard. Captain gave me the Medal of Nobel Sciences for this. 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/123/#findComment-125293 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheClosetMailman Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Pckables said: Meet the pinnacle of medical science: Buffpin and Ultimate ManLizard. Captain gave me the Medal of Nobel Sciences for this. Oh jesus lord- That is mildly terrifying. 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/123/#findComment-125294 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel0 Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 Today's out of context quote that is accurate as hell: 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/123/#findComment-125295 Share on other sites More sharing options...
yurivw Posted March 3, 2019 Posted March 3, 2019 Being a Diona as Captain during Nuke Ops isn't fun, but this was probably the most awkward moment I've ever been in. 1 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/123/#findComment-125408 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Joe Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 (edited) An agent finally caught himself sufficiently enough, by outright attacking me. After a long, long game of hide and seek talks, with evidence 99% worth to jail him from my side, and offers of gambling with a prize of information about a lost person from his side, I was only waiting for it. Yet I was surprised to find him at brig along with three officers batoning him next to a broken mech he had stolen, or by his own words being turning it back in. When I even then resumed it with talking, by his request and the fact that the situation was - inobviously - unclear, he finally decided to end it. And failed it. Execution room. He demands me to personally perform execution by the firing squad, after having whispered me his final words. "Some of us do not have the choice. Remember that when you do these." Shane O'Brien, I am sorry that I couldn't answer your final words, since my breath was busy on gasping the air due your hut-hut CQC tricks. See you in the byond. Edited March 4, 2019 by Regular Joe 3 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/123/#findComment-125415 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xyd Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 The amount of internal screaming I was doing, after presenting evidence that was pretty damning against Shane O'Brien. he was let go and even allowed to take the brain of the person that was killed. Glad to see justice prevailed in the end! 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/123/#findComment-125417 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordMoorden Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 Game over, please insert quarter to continue. 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/123/#findComment-125432 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Joe Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 (edited) 8 hours ago, Xyd said: The amount of internal screaming I was doing, after presenting evidence that was pretty damning against Shane O'Brien. he was let go and even allowed to take the brain of the person that was killed. Glad to see justice prevailed in the end! Yeah, I missed the brain at the original scene, thought that the arresting officer searched him and didn’t actually notice when he disappeared from there due some comms mess, my bad. That officer didn’t say anything on the case later, apparently didn’t search Shame on the spot or I don’t know. I then lacked the final evidence on the murder, even if everything said that Shane was the culprit. Implanted and kept in touch, then. Shane apparently forced the victim him to play russian roulette - without the chance to win... - if it was true what he said before the end. We were at the spot quite in time, but then the brain slipped through us. I had fun time grilling him the whereabouts of the brain or anything I could deem as the smoking gun, and him vice versa. That was most of a noir scene for me for a while, for all the stuff involved, you, victim’s PDA messages, Shane both gambling and denying everything... neat. Too bad for the victim since his brain end up floating somewhere in space. Edited March 4, 2019 by Regular Joe Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/123/#findComment-125434 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xyd Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 3 hours ago, Regular Joe said: Yeah, I missed the brain at the original scene, thought that the arresting officer searched him and didn’t actually notice when he disappeared from there due some comms mess, my bad. That officer didn’t say anything on the case later, apparently didn’t search Shame on the spot or I don’t know. I then lacked the final evidence on the murder, even if everything said that Shane was the culprit. Implanted and kept in touch, then. Shane apparently forced the victim him to play russian roulette - without the chance to win... - if it was true what he said before the end. We were at the spot quite in time, but then the brain slipped through us. I had fun time grilling him the whereabouts of the brain or anything I could deem as the smoking gun, and him vice versa. That was most of a noir scene for me for a while, for all the stuff involved, you, victim’s PDA messages, Shane both gambling and denying everything... neat. Too bad for the victim since his brain end up floating somewhere in space. His brain was in the bartenders safe Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/123/#findComment-125440 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Joe Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Xyd said: His brain was in the bartenders safe Even more noir! If only realized to check the bartender's backroom... I enjoy the cluster fun of being security and HoS. The clauzewitzian fog of war there is to act against is quite something that I've never met in other games. Edited March 4, 2019 by Regular Joe Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/123/#findComment-125442 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReynTheLord Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 On 2/25/2019 at 7:38 PM, Pckables said: Best. Cult. Round. Ever. On 2/26/2019 at 4:01 AM, TheClosetMailman said: How in sweet Nar'Sie- I can kind of explain what was going on as of being the chaplain that round. I had my weapon stolen, I couldn't respond to cult in resonable time, I was completely unarmed. The entirety of medbay was cult. We didn't know cult existed until it was too late. Cult couldn't summon because sacrifice target was a slippery motherfucker. Entire crew either killed or converted. Chaplain died trying to eat tomatoes which turned out to be acid tomatoes. Security dun fucked up. The round was a glorious mess. 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/123/#findComment-125509 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pckables Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, ReynTheLord said: I can kind of explain what was going on as of being the chaplain that round. I had my weapon stolen, I couldn't respond to cult in resonable time, I was completely unarmed. The entirety of medbay was cult. We didn't know cult existed until it was too late. Cult couldn't summon because sacrifice target was a slippery motherfucker. Entire crew either killed or converted. Chaplain died trying to eat tomatoes which turned out to be acid tomatoes. Security dun fucked up. The round was a glorious mess. To give even more context from the cultist perspective: The slippery cult sacrifice target was the pod pilot, who was AFK in their pod until security raided the engineering outpost base. After a lot of yelling over medcomms, we were joined souls out of security's hands and went full-on war. The target was finally out of their pod and heading to medical, so in response, cult went all out and killed pretty much all of security in medbay with a single attack... with the exception of the target who ran away. Now that security is dead, we've got a handful of people trying to capture the target, one or two people reviving dead cultists with resurrection runes, and the latter half getting new converts with no resistance. The sacrifice target manages to get into a gygax and starts gunning down every single cultist they find, until I destroy it with EMPs and get killed. Target gets a second gygax, again gets destroyed by EMPs and manages to run to the labor outpost with a borg. During all of this, the cult is continuing to convert non-stop and the round has been voted to continue because of the chaos. We chase the target down to the labour outpost, but the borg is on the shuttle console, forcing me to go around. Borg shoves the target into the locker and runs out into the asteroid, also killing the target via space, luckily a corpse can't run anymore. After a short bit of hide and seek, the borg gets EMP'd and the body gets grabbed and teleported back to station for Tribute. If there were any non-cult left on the station, they were holed up in the brig, helpless as the Cult casually summoned in the captain's office to their victory. 2 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/123/#findComment-125510 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReynTheLord Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Pckables said: To give even more context from the cultist perspective: The slippery cult sacrifice target was the pod pilot, who was AFK in their pod until security raided the engineering outpost base. After a lot of yelling over medcomms, we were joined souls out of security's hands and went full-on war. The target was finally out of their pod and heading to medical, so in response, cult went all out and killed pretty much all of security in medbay with a single attack... with the exception of the target who ran away. Now that security is dead, we've got a handful of people trying to capture the target, one or two people reviving dead cultists with resurrection runes, and the latter half getting new converts with no resistance. The sacrifice target manages to get into a gygax and starts gunning down every single cultist they find, until I destroy it with EMPs and get killed. Target gets a second gygax, again gets destroyed by EMPs and manages to run to the labor outpost with a borg. During all of this, the cult is continuing to convert non-stop and the round has been voted to continue because of the chaos. We chase the target down to the labour outpost, but the borg is on the shuttle console, forcing me to go around. Borg shoves the target into the locker and runs out into the asteroid, also killing the target via space, luckily a corpse can't run anymore. After a short bit of hide and seek, the borg gets EMP'd and the body gets grabbed and teleported back to station for Tribute. If there were any non-cult left on the station, they were holed up in the brig, helpless as the Cult casually summoned in the captain's office to their victory. And I couldn't do shit about it. Because I died. From eating a tomato. Which wasn't even intended to happen by the cultist in botany. And I didn't have my weapon. And holy water distribution was nonexistant. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/123/#findComment-125512 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Joe Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 3 hours ago, Pckables said: To give even more context from the cultist perspective: The slippery cult sacrifice target was the pod pilot, who was AFK in their pod until security raided the engineering outpost base. After a lot of yelling over medcomms, we were joined souls out of security's hands and went full-on war. The target was finally out of their pod and heading to medical, so in response, cult went all out and killed pretty much all of security in medbay with a single attack... with the exception of the target who ran away. Now that security is dead, we've got a handful of people trying to capture the target, one or two people reviving dead cultists with resurrection runes, and the latter half getting new converts with no resistance. The sacrifice target manages to get into a gygax and starts gunning down every single cultist they find, until I destroy it with EMPs and get killed. Target gets a second gygax, again gets destroyed by EMPs and manages to run to the labor outpost with a borg. During all of this, the cult is continuing to convert non-stop and the round has been voted to continue because of the chaos. We chase the target down to the labour outpost, but the borg is on the shuttle console, forcing me to go around. Borg shoves the target into the locker and runs out into the asteroid, also killing the target via space, luckily a corpse can't run anymore. After a short bit of hide and seek, the borg gets EMP'd and the body gets grabbed and teleported back to station for Tribute. If there were any non-cult left on the station, they were holed up in the brig, helpless as the Cult casually summoned in the captain's office to their victory. Epic. Totally Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/123/#findComment-125523 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 6, 2019 Posted March 6, 2019 (edited) Missing the part where Pckables was methed up to the eyebrows by a poor borer during the medbay and the durand fight. After said sad borer left his corpse he found a crit guy escaping the summons via disposals, nursed him back to health, and the guy proceeded to loot a fire axe and a miner suit to make an epic last stand at the arrivals pods chopping harvesters, to escape alive in the end. The other borer also fought with their host to survive the final summon. Edited March 6, 2019 by Lars 4 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/123/#findComment-125544 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel0 Posted March 6, 2019 Posted March 6, 2019 How to run a Security team as acting HoS/Warden:Humiliate the detective with fluffy cuffs and a blindfold then fax CC. Also have the entire security force playing 'keep away' between the cuffed Space Russian and cuffed Unathi. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/123/#findComment-125552 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 7, 2019 Posted March 7, 2019 White spider glitched me into permanent dizziness while soloing the spoder gateway, but still managed to dump all the plasma cans into supply so the remaining spoders could be burninated. 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/123/#findComment-125626 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Landerlow Posted March 8, 2019 Posted March 8, 2019 Right. Who was it? Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/123/#findComment-125663 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 8, 2019 Posted March 8, 2019 From yesterday's cooking contest: 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/123/#findComment-125669 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReynTheLord Posted March 8, 2019 Posted March 8, 2019 I put gold in my cake. 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/123/#findComment-125678 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchs98 Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 Brought to you by Angry Russian Station. 3 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/123/#findComment-125754 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Joe Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 Honk. H Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/123/#findComment-125942 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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