Gatchapod Posted April 10, 2019 Posted April 10, 2019 Nukie forgot to put magboots on. Nukie forgot to get a hardsuit. Nukie forgot to even get the NAD. But what did nukie remember to do? Spoiler To get a macrobomb and attempt to hijack the shuttle. 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/126/#findComment-127615 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Tim Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 Everything goes to hell on the station, meanwhile not so far away a new civilization of golems, cows, dionas is born... with a little help from one human. ;) Whoever was there, I really enjoyed that round, folks! 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/126/#findComment-127721 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pckables Posted April 15, 2019 Posted April 15, 2019 (edited) Blob was spawned in the Russian Gateway, and it left a message for them. The Russians promptly nuked it out of existence. Edited April 17, 2019 by Pckables Fixed image 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/126/#findComment-127783 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConfectionCore Posted April 17, 2019 Posted April 17, 2019 On 3/23/2019 at 12:00 PM, gangelwaefre said: [...] A continuation. An omen. A day in the life of an atmos tech and his mysteriously hudded pipes. A day in the life, and aftermath, of a mouse. 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/126/#findComment-127863 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonelyspaceman Posted April 24, 2019 Posted April 24, 2019 (edited) I present syndicate chapel: : I present syndicate chapel 5 minutes after security found out about its existence: Edited April 24, 2019 by Lonelyspaceman 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/126/#findComment-128445 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacemanspark Posted April 27, 2019 Posted April 27, 2019 The RD thought it was wise to teleport into the AI core unannounced and unprepared. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/126/#findComment-128650 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furasian Posted April 27, 2019 Posted April 27, 2019 The SECMAINs found out about Hailers earlier this week. It hasn't stopped since. 1 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/126/#findComment-128651 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BryanR Posted April 27, 2019 Posted April 27, 2019 Welcome to NSV: Dabbing Vox 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/126/#findComment-128675 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 29, 2019 Posted April 29, 2019 I never realized until then that outpost to construction could be bridged. Bridges don't work over random level transitions, but that one is fixed. Atmos pic shows the tank purging to avoid storing plasma with some air residuals. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/126/#findComment-128783 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonelyspaceman Posted April 29, 2019 Posted April 29, 2019 No man has ever had a worse day than me on that round. The paragraph of ranting in the screenshot doesn't even begin to describe the horrors of working under the chef. I was full of meat that was made out of my old body after I got cloned, we regularly got attacked by giant spiders and different variants of Goats (including a Goat that came out of blood like a slaughter demon) and at one point the Chef put me on a meat spike which he regretted so much that he ended up gibbing himself. After I took over the kitchen I was set on arrest for some reason (maybe because an officer mistook a spider on a meat hook for a real one and emptied his lasers into it). I went in prison for over 10 minutes. After coming out I decided to retire the chef life and gave my chef hat to some assistant who had worked in the kitchen while I was in prison. As I tried to fully leave this life behind I was suddenly abducted by aliens and teleported BACK INTO THE GODDAMN KITCHEN. This is where the screenshot happened. I was literally unable to stand up. Then I proceeded to randomly emit EMPs until I died of oxygen loss. The End. 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/126/#findComment-128791 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerpehBoi Posted May 3, 2019 Posted May 3, 2019 On 10/24/2013 at 3:11 PM, DaveTheHeadcrab said: Fox's Pun-Pun sacrifice to the gods: Stop exposing meeee Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/126/#findComment-128924 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel0 Posted May 4, 2019 Posted May 4, 2019 (edited) The most infamous words uttered before the destruction of a station via strike team: Edited May 4, 2019 by Rebel0 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/126/#findComment-129021 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allfd Posted May 4, 2019 Posted May 4, 2019 2 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/126/#findComment-129022 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 4, 2019 Posted May 4, 2019 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/126/#findComment-129038 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easju Posted May 6, 2019 Posted May 6, 2019 On 5/5/2019 at 6:22 AM, Allfd said: The only reason the clown is tied to that chair is because he tried to feed me toilet water from his Jolly Jug. 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/126/#findComment-129113 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 (edited) Edited May 7, 2019 by Lars 1 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/126/#findComment-129143 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 11, 2019 Posted May 11, 2019 Vaal and I ensured all trash was properly sterilized by chucking it into a chamber with 1.5 million kPa of superheated CO2. We also added some plasma statues and oxygen canisters for good measure. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/126/#findComment-129310 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eler00 Posted May 11, 2019 Posted May 11, 2019 CE decided to run 6 teslas in containment at once. CE forgot to set engine SMES to charging. Containment ran out of power. 6 Teslas were unleashed on the station, CC announced reality breaking down and then...the teslas turned into bananas. 1 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/126/#findComment-129325 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Joe Posted May 11, 2019 Posted May 11, 2019 (edited) 21 minutes ago, TDS said: CE decided to run 6 teslas in containment at once. CE forgot to set engine SMES to charging. Containment ran out of power. 6 Teslas were unleashed on the station, CC announced reality breaking down and then...the teslas turned into bananas. Earlier that shift, when everything was still as-usual, IAA's were doing IAA things as-usual. Edited May 11, 2019 by Regular Joe Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/126/#findComment-129326 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Tim Posted May 14, 2019 Posted May 14, 2019 There is no thing as "too many light sources" when dealing with the shadowlings. 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/126/#findComment-129459 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 Your round has been terminated 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/126/#findComment-129558 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Joe Posted May 17, 2019 Posted May 17, 2019 (edited) You could only imagine how a shift could end up so, that a syndie, as here seen, is inside the Central Command, driving his sports car - in DeathSquad suit... after he had killed half the DS back in the station, while wearing an ERT armor... ...and after having finished the rest of DS off at CC, along with a Spec Ops officer, by sneaking in there camoflaged as a DS commando. Edited May 17, 2019 by Regular Joe 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/126/#findComment-129607 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easju Posted May 18, 2019 Posted May 18, 2019 Don't attempt to do this. Because as i found it, creating over 120 stable mutagen clones, creates terrible lag for a bit. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/126/#findComment-129619 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fursamie Posted May 18, 2019 Posted May 18, 2019 4 hours ago, Easju said: Don't attempt to do this. Because as i found it, creating over 120 stable mutagen clones, creates terrible lag for a bit. My favorite image is the one in the bottom right - a Shesi family, the father, mother and daughter, sitting at a table. 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/126/#findComment-129626 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eler00 Posted May 18, 2019 Posted May 18, 2019 What do you do when CC sends someone to demote you for being a crappy head and letting prisoners die? Threaten to say the n-word, of course. Other things he did that round include the navy seals copy-pasta and saying he got demoted because he 'redpilled' command. 3 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/126/#findComment-129633 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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