TheClosetMailman Posted May 19, 2019 Posted May 19, 2019 9 hours ago, TDS said: What do you do when CC sends someone to demote you for being a crappy head and letting prisoners die? Threaten to say the n-word, of course. Other things he did that round include the navy seals copy-pasta and saying he got demoted because he 'redpilled' command. Man, and I thought I was a bitch. Kinda explains the usually low effort appeals in the unban section. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/127/#findComment-129648 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Glands Posted May 21, 2019 Posted May 21, 2019 (edited) Edited May 21, 2019 by Danny Glands Removed double image 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/127/#findComment-129744 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheClosetMailman Posted May 21, 2019 Posted May 21, 2019 5 hours ago, Danny Glands said: Another monday it seems. 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/127/#findComment-129755 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fursamie Posted May 22, 2019 Posted May 22, 2019 Security, planning a revolution. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/127/#findComment-129808 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fursamie Posted May 23, 2019 Posted May 23, 2019 2 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/127/#findComment-129825 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacemanspark Posted May 23, 2019 Posted May 23, 2019 2 1 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/127/#findComment-129835 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheClosetMailman Posted May 23, 2019 Posted May 23, 2019 23 hours ago, Fursamie said: Security, planning a revolution. I presume the captain got the hailers banned. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/127/#findComment-129842 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pckables Posted May 26, 2019 Posted May 26, 2019 (edited) Alexei got gibbed by a bomb next to me as the shuttle was called. Unable to make it to medbay in time, their only option for survival was to be turned into a cake cat. A syndicake-cat. Edited May 26, 2019 by Pckables 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/127/#findComment-129962 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fursamie Posted May 28, 2019 Posted May 28, 2019 2 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/127/#findComment-130035 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rurik Posted May 30, 2019 Posted May 30, 2019 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/127/#findComment-130203 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheClosetMailman Posted May 30, 2019 Posted May 30, 2019 4 minutes ago, Rurik said: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THEM, NOT JOIN THEM- Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/127/#findComment-130204 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coul Posted May 30, 2019 Posted May 30, 2019 2 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/127/#findComment-130213 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easju Posted May 30, 2019 Posted May 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, Coul said: Oh god oh heck Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/127/#findComment-130214 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fursamie Posted June 1, 2019 Posted June 1, 2019 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/127/#findComment-130376 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted June 2, 2019 Posted June 2, 2019 (edited) This is the adventure of Bloom, the terrarium diona. The terrarium was busy as a beehive, partly because of all the bees. While the other sisters worked on making nymphs, spreading glowshrooms and making tesliumatos, Bloom set out to grow and science the heck of some gnarly vines. After creating some acceptable seeds, she set out to spread life a safe distance from the terrarium. Miners and lizards came and went, the bodies of many rescued to be ascended to vegetablehood. Vines quickly expanded south, so Bloom set up some sandstone constructions to prevent them from interfering with the diona works. The sister that worked on the tesliumatos and tesliunettles joined Bloom to explore the extent of the vines. They had hardened on the north, and they forced them to take a detour. On the West a mining outpost was found, along with screams of spiders and gamma squads and whatnot. That sounded just a tad too unappealing so they headed East, to find some gnarly ruins just a short distance away. The terrarium's goal of spreading life was completed, but the island in the lava lake was still untouched. They looked around for a ledge they could jump to. Bloom asked the sister to be thrown over the scorching fumes towards the ledge. As impossible as it seemed, if anyone was to succeed it had to be a diona. In a mere fraction of a second, Bloom withered and shriveled into a clump of charred weeds. She had made it tho... but alas, to what fate! A turret was still active in the middle of the rubble, pinning her down within an instant of her body regenerating enough to stand. With no means to fight back, it should have been the end. Except... A space vines major victory! The turrets were soon obscured and crunched by flowering vines! Bloom started to make her way through the derelict outpost, using the tesliunettles to remove the dangerous venus flowers. To great disappontment, power was long gone in the bar, now a eerie mix of plasma, burnt tiles, lava glow and looming vines. Meanwhile, the main station had started the self destruction sequence due to rampant spiders. But not even a nuclear detonation was going to stop Bloom now. Some sort of "death squid" was now dispatched to finish the last survivors. Rummaging through the rubble, Bloom found a funny headset and proceeded to inform the squids that they had no power there. The squids attempted to enter lavaland, but were immediately deterred by the expanding vines. So was the terrarium's goal finally secured. As for Bloom, she spent the rest of her time talking to the extremely disturbed nymphs that awoke inside her, in the middle of a hellscape. Edited June 2, 2019 by Lars 2 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/127/#findComment-130414 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YungCuz Posted June 3, 2019 Posted June 3, 2019 What an adventure for the little vine cluster. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/127/#findComment-130421 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pckables Posted June 4, 2019 Posted June 4, 2019 (edited) I make art. Captain tried to have me arrested for it. Engineering tried to cover it up. But I make art. Edited June 4, 2019 by Pckables 2 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/127/#findComment-130482 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheClosetMailman Posted June 4, 2019 Posted June 4, 2019 15 hours ago, Pckables said: I make art. Captain tried to have me arrested for it. Engineering tried to cover it up. But I make art. I`ll pay you five credits and a corgi for the whole thing. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/127/#findComment-130518 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eler00 Posted June 5, 2019 Posted June 5, 2019 Those sentient mobs are pretty tough. Butterfly eats spider. 3 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/127/#findComment-130532 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakeven Posted June 5, 2019 Posted June 5, 2019 How the turns have tabled 7 hours ago, TDS said: Those sentient mobs are pretty tough. Butterfly eats spider. How the turns have tabled.... Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/127/#findComment-130564 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamuro Posted June 5, 2019 Posted June 5, 2019 Not as beautiful as the cable art but beauty is in the eye of the beholder anyways. Spoiler Welcome to Speckels clinic of honk&malpractice. Sadly there wasn't enough room to build a cloner ... maybe someday. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/127/#findComment-130568 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted June 9, 2019 Posted June 9, 2019 (edited) How to be ready for Ashwalkers without leaving the veterinary: 1. Shotgun with +20 shells. 2. AoE incendiary grenade 3. Molotov 4. Strategically placed fuel tank 5. Table barricades 6. Hacked machines for munchies. 7. Stationary medibot. 8. Bolted external airlocks. 9. Cigs. Edited June 9, 2019 by Lars Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/127/#findComment-130766 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzuleUtama Posted June 12, 2019 Posted June 12, 2019 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/127/#findComment-130913 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citinited Posted June 15, 2019 Posted June 15, 2019 (edited) Ytterbium, J'eff, a couple of other engineers and I built a pretty nice plasma box. Edited June 15, 2019 by Citinited Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/127/#findComment-131025 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Joe Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 (edited) Spoiler Just a casual meeting at maint. This poor person was attacked horrendously; they were incapacitated and placed into "the goat room." Spoiler This one is a month old. Had a small talk with J'eff in front of the bridge. The clown appears and thinks out loud, or visual. What results is my spaceman in a nutshell. Edited June 19, 2019 by Regular Joe Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/127/#findComment-131210 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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