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[Spacemanspark]

 

That maniacal robot filled my office with vending machines!

 

[necaladun]

 

New Cops round. War was declared. No gamma armoury, and Code Red ERT only called to help mop up.

 

The MVP? Mulebot. 2 kills.

 

 

[tastyfish]

 

A normal day in the brig.

 

 

Yes, the security officer is on fire.

 

[pazneria12]

 

Yes, the security officer is on fire.

 

Intimidation is key

 

[Regen]

 

Admins having some fun at OOC's expense

 

 

[Spacemanspark]

 

 

[IK3I]

 

Time for the story of the Greyest Tide of LORE's career:

 

We start our story after all the tools of the trade had been collected. Tools, a belt, some spare plasteel and metal, and of course, coins.

Phase one of the plan is getting to the derelict and more importantly, the DJ station. The first step of which is getting a suit:

Then a jetpack was needed in case the derelict wasn't in a straight line path:

After a bit of floating, the derelict was located and the emitter collected. It was brought to the DJ station and secured in place ready to fire. With the new found DJ suit, I ditched the old one so that nobody would notice the theft:

Now begins phase two of the plan, acquiring the captain's locker. We start by scoping out the site and acting casual:

Then comes the false wall into the cap's maint. tunnel and bathroom:

Now that the primary collection route is open, the escape could be prepared by loosening a window until it was about to fall off. I waited for the opportune moment, someone was breaking into the upload! I ran around to my hidden doors and grabbed the lockers while sec was distracted:

I then brought it back to the DJ sat and shot it open for my prize, the captain level encryption key! But there was a bonus in the locker. The cap had left his spare ID!

Not one to pass up such a great opportunity, I grabbed the ID and went back to the station where I gave myself all access before leaving the Id in the computer:

And now we're here at phase 3, Basking in the glory of a job well done. I got a drink at the bar, told my tale, and used those coins I had collected to buy myself and my new friend some cigars to smoke on the way home:

 

[Keroman]

 

Just FYI, IK3I, if you plan on doing stuff like that again:

Petty theft is not considered self-antagging but stealing the high-value items without a reason will be considered as such.

 

I don't think the Captain's spare ID is necessarily considered a high-value item (although you would think it is) but if the Captain stored one of the actual high-value items like the nuke disk or something in his locker suddenly you stole it without knowing about it, breaking the self-antag rule.

 

[pazneria12]

 

Just FYI, IK3I, if you plan on doing stuff like that again:

Petty theft is not considered self-antagging but stealing the high-value items without a reason will be considered as such.

 

I don't think the Captain's spare ID is necessarily considered a high-value item (although you would think it is) but if the Captain stored one of the actual high-value items like the nuke disk or something in his locker suddenly you stole it without knowing about it, breaking the self-antag rule.

is an accidental theft a theft? I think that the id is a high value item because i once stole it as a spiderbot and was told so by one of the admins, captains sometimes leave their stuff in really stupid places.

 

[Keroman]

I think it's fair to assume that the Captain's locker is more likely than not to have at least one high-value item in it.

[Spacemanspark]

 

Terror spiders gateway mission testing.

Had quite a bit of fun.

 

[IK3I]

 

I think it's fair to assume that the Captain's locker is more likely than not to have at least one high-value item in it.

 

In my experience, the captains locker is there to hold his clothes, not his high value items. SoP says that he needs to secure them. Putting them in a locker that is both out of the way and easy to reach by any competent thief (as demonstrated) doesn't really count as securing the aforementioned items. While the captain is technically allowed to put his things in the locker, central holds him accountable if it is lost and most people wouldn't risk it for the same reason they wouldn't give the disk away to another head.

 

[LittleBigKid2000]

 

 

That time when I accidentally the Tesla. I then proceeded to give it a hug.

 

Credit to Apothecary for the screenshot

 

[Keroman]

 

Neca asked for stupid Mentorhelps from the players to welcome me as a Mentor. I guess this is my life now...

 

 

[LittleBigKid2000]

Whenever I'm told to mentorhelp/adminhelp dumb/lewd things, I always mentorhelp/adminhelp "Did you sit on a pile of sugar? 'Cause you've got a sweet ass."

[Spacemanspark]

 

Eli wanted a drink with Spark.

 

Eli Randolph says, "Sparky."

Eli Randolph says, "Sparkelicious."

Spark says, "What."

Eli Randolph says, "I need you"

Eli Randolph says, "To drink with me"

Spark says, "For what, unit inquires."

Eli Randolph says, "One drink."

Spark says, "Denied."

Eli Randolph says, "ONE DRINK"

Spark says, "Denied."

Eli Randolph says, "You'll love it"

Spark says, "Enter the passcode."

Eli Randolph says, "2957."

Spark says, "Passcode incorrect."

Eli Randolph says, "Dammit."

Eli Randolph says, "Spark, pleeeease"

Spark 's monitor flashes a word: "Negative".

Eli Randolph sighs and looks down.

Eli Randolph says, "Fair enough."

Eli Randolph says, "Huh.."

Eli Randolph says, "Entchtut"

Eli Randolph asks, "What do I do to make Spark have a drunk with me?"

Eli Randolph says, "Drink, rather."

Spark says, "You enter the passcode."

Eli Randolph says, "Oh, come on."

Spark beeps.

Spark says, "It's fairly advanced, unit reports."

Eli Randolph asks, "Well, is it more than 10 digits?"

Spark says, "Considering only the creator actually knows what it is..."

Eli Randolph says, "So you have no idea."

Entchtut Cenein says, "Is it"

Entchtut Cenein says, "12345"

Spark says, "Don't ask this unit, it just unlocks to 'debug' commands when it's entered automatically."

Spark says, "Passcode incorrect."

M.A.C.H.I.N.A says, "Zero."

Entchtut Cenein says, "1234567890"

Eli Randolph says, "Spaaark"

Spark says, "Passcode incorrect."

Spark says, "Passcode incorrect."

Eli Randolph says, "Please."

Entchtut Cenein says, "Admin"

Spark says, "Passcode incorrect."

Eli Randolph says, "Pleeaseee"

Eli Randolph says, "Oh wow"

Eli Randolph says, "Rude"

Spark says, "Passcode incorrect."

Spark says, "Passcode incorrect."

Spark says, "Passcode incorrect."

Spark beeps.

Eli Randolph says, "Hey, get me a synth and soda"

Spark says, "Passcode incorrect; passcode system locked down for ten minutes."

Spark says, "Exiting debug mode."

Spark emits a negative blip.

Eli Randolph says, "Thanks."

Eli Randolph says, "Spark"

Eli Randolph says, "This is for you"

Eli Randolph says, "Do what you want with it, it's your choice."

Spark glances at the drink.

Spark says, "This unit drinks Trinary."

Eli Randolph says, "Crap."

Eli Randolph says, "A trinary."

That's Glass of Trinary. It is a tiny item.

Colorful drink made for synthetic crewmembers. It doesn't seem like it would taste well.

It contains:

50 units of various reagents.

Glass of Trinary is full!

Eli Randolph says, "This one is yours too."

Spark says, "There is 50 units of Trinary in this drink."

Spark says, "This unit only accepts glasses of 45 units."

Eli Randolph says, "That's not a lot of synthanol."

Eli Randolph says, "Oh, come on"

Eli Randolph says, "Pleeeasee"

Eli Randolph says, "Have a drink"

Spark says, "It's not centered on the table correctly, unit reports."

Spark says, "The table is wooden."

Eli Randolph says, "That's about it, ri-"

Eli Randolph sighs

Eli Randolph says, "Be right back."

Spark beeps.

That's Glass of Trinary. It is a tiny item.

Colorful drink made for synthetic crewmembers. It doesn't seem like it would taste well.

It contains:

45 units of various reagents.

Glass of Trinary is almost full!

---Eli comes back and sets up a metal table---

Spark says, "You just stepped on the drink."

Spark emits a negative blip.

Eli Randolph says, "I stepped around it."

Eli Randolph says, "Plus, I took a shower this morning."

Spark says, "Your tail fur got into it."

Eli Randolph says, "Oh, that's not mine"

Spark says, "This unit's port will get clogged."

Eli Randolph sighs.

Spark says, "And then this unit will explode."

Spark beeps.

Good karma spent on Eli Randolph.

Eli Randolph picks out the hair carefully.

Eli Randolph says, "It's like, clean."

Spark says, "The table is metal."

Eli Randolph says, "Oh goddammit"

Eli Randolph asks, "What should it be made of?"

Jack Jones says, "Thank you"

Spark says, "Glass."

Eli Randolph sighs

---Eli leaves again---

LOOC: Spark: I haven't laughed this hard in a few days.

You pour a bit of liquid from Glass of Trinary into your connection port.

That's Glass of Trinary. It is a tiny item.

Colorful drink made for synthetic crewmembers. It doesn't seem like it would taste well.

It contains:

35 units of various reagents.

Glass of Trinary is almost full!

---Eli comes back---

Eli Randolph says, "There."

Spark says, "The chair is made of wood too."

Eli Randolph says, "What-"

Spark says, "The drink is not centered correctly."

Eli Randolph asks, "What do you want it made out of?"

Spark says, "A blue comfy chair."

Eli Randolph says, "I'll uhh.."

Eli Randolph says, "I'll be right back"

---Eli leaves again---

You pour a bit of liquid from Glass of Trinary into your connection port.

LOOC: Entchtut Cenein: Spark this is hilarious

LOOC: Spark: Shhhhhh

LOOC: Spark: :^)

---Eli comes back again---

Eli Randolph says, "Excuse me, Spark"

Spark beeps.

Eli Randolph puts the wooden planks into the industrial satchel.

Eli Randolph asks, "How about now?"

You buckle yourself to the comfy chair.

Spark says, "The other chairs are wooden."

Spark says, "There is only one table."

Eli Randolph says, "Like-"

Spark says, "The floor is wooden."

Eli Randolph asks, "All of them?"

Eli Randolph asks, "The floor too?"

Spark 's monitor shows a message: "Affirmative".

Spark beeps.

Eli Randolph says, "B-but.."

Eli Randolph says, "Spark..."

Eli Randolph sighs.

Spark says, "Perhaps just these six."

Spark points to the floor

Spark points to the floor

Spark points to the floor

Spark points to the floor

Spark points to the floor

Spark points to the floor

Eli Randolph says, "I guess that can.."

Eli Randolph sighs.

Eli Randolph says, "I'll be right back"

---Eli leaves.---

That's Glass of Trinary. It is a tiny item.

Colorful drink made for synthetic crewmembers. It doesn't seem like it would taste well.

It contains:

25 units of various reagents.

Glass of Trinary is half full!

You pour a bit of liquid from Glass of Trinary into your connection port.

That's Glass of Trinary. It is a tiny item.

Colorful drink made for synthetic crewmembers. It doesn't seem like it would taste well.

It contains:

15 units of various reagents.

Glass of Trinary is half full!

You pour a bit of liquid from Glass of Trinary into your connection port.

---Eli comes back---

Eli Randolph puts the glass into the industrial satchel.

Eli Randolph puts the metal into the industrial satchel.

Spark says, "The floor tiles aren't lit up."

Eli Randolph puts the floor tiles into the industrial satchel.

Eli Randolph says, "Lit-"

Eli Randolph puts the pocket crowbar into the tool-belt.

ÿEli Randolph has thrown the floor tiles.

ÿEli Randolph has thrown the wood floor tiles.

ÿEntchtut Cenein has thrown the light tiles.

That's Glass of Trinary. It is a tiny item.

Colorful drink made for synthetic crewmembers. It doesn't seem like it would taste well.

It contains:

5 units of various reagents.

Glass of Trinary is almost empty!

ÿEli Randolph has thrown the wired glass tiles.

Spark says, "Good enough. This unit will now have a drink with you."

---I drink the last of the Trinary and put it on the table---

You pour a bit of liquid from Glass of Trinary into your connection port.

Spike Smith puts the badly made toy into the science backpack.

Eli Randolph says, "Oh god"

Spark says, "Oh, wait."

Spark says, "The drink is gone."

Eli Randolph asks, "W-what?"

Spark pings.

LOOC: Spark: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

---Eli got Spark another glass of Trinary and they had a drink and talked about shit.---

 

 

[Cobradude]

That was fucking poetic, Spark. If only we could get clowns this funny.

[LittleBigKid2000]

That was one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen in 2d spessmen, I was laughing the whole time. You got karma for that, Spark.

[FlattestGuitar]

That round was hilarious. Thanks for the drink, Sparkelicious.

[Machofish]

 

They actually turned out to be a pretty good HoS, to be honest.

 

[saywat_the_15th]

Sometimes the force of justice channels through the most unlikely people.

[Cobradude]

 

They actually turned out to be a pretty good HoS, to be honest.

 

The ultimate prank. God save us all.

 

[sasanek12]

I'm pretty sure that wasn't a prank, but Clown was actual HoS.

[Cobradude]

That's what makes it horrible to look at 10/10

[Bigtimetripod]

 

Made a communist Meth lab!

 

 

Security didn't bother us.

 

The shuttle was called and all traces must be wiped! This is minute before i released plasma into the old bar and set it on fire!

 

 

 

Fire damage! Didn't get rid of the meth, but still did something.