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Oh you know, those normal conversations on the security radio.

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It's fun to imagine the blue text the pops up when you're a sleep to be a dream

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But really, the truth is out there.

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It's fun to imagine the blue text the pops up when you're a sleep to be a dream

 

Actually, that's exactly what it is.

 

Sorry, it's fun to plan out more to what is happening in the blue text dream

 

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So like:

The CE was a traitor and was planing on destroying the station he was noticed with a toolbox on hand. A security officer finds him and tires to take him out but alas the CE takes the officer down. Maybe the brig blows up in the distance, then a few more explosions go off, the station is in horrible conditions. People are screaming out, people are yelling and shouting over the comms, and it just ends with your character in an area of the station that hadn't been completely destroyed just sitting there with some blood on them, pans out to people laying around dead with blood everywhere.

 

I would also like to think up who each of the characters would be, so I think the Chief Engineer that round was Sigholt Starsong(?), and then the officer would probably be Jonah Bright. And then Captain Zeke Varloss in a ruined bridge.

 

[spoiler2]Dunno if anyone else likes doing that, but I have a lot of doing it.[/spoiler2]

 

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Well, I've been gathering all these for a while and I think it's time I post all of the good ones I have collected over my year on Paradise, which has been an amazing one

 

First up we have the mead bay, and what things looked like on scanner during it

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CORGI SWARM!

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My crowning achievements as AI...

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Seems like the arrivals shuttle had a rocky landing

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*scream

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Heard you like spiders

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One that speaks for itself

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Perfect placement

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Secularity (with a few odd ones we picked up along the way)

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Don't eat floor pills kids

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Hon hon hon

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This one is just...

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Proof that carp hate me (they were like that the second I opened the podbay)

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BAWK!

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Story behind this one... random officer just walked by and handed it to me

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Scottish chef

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Damn it Meex (Thanks to Xan for getting this screenshot, missed the chance for one myself there)

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And damn it Fox

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A suit and helmet made of stools

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And the few that don't need titles to explain what was going on

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NAAAAAAAAT!

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~snip~

 

Dealing with greyshits who think they know things.

>Arrsted for breaking into kitchen to steal knife, brutally assaulting chef, yakety saxing, and assaulting officers

>Takes away tool belt

>hey u cant strip me shitsec fuck

>HAL!p shITSEC GREIFIng me!

 

This honestly reminds me of a video I watched earlier today:

 

 

 

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~snip~

 

Dealing with greyshits who think they know things.

>Arrsted for breaking into kitchen to steal knife, brutally assaulting chef, yakety saxing, and assaulting officers

>Takes away tool belt

>hey u cant strip me shitsec fuck

>HAL!p shITSEC GREIFIng me!

 

This honestly reminds me of a video I watched earlier today:

 

 

 

I watched that after I saw it on Reddit. The whole 35 minutes too. The part where that one officer breaks a window on a car with his own hands by bending it backwards then just fucking rips the guy out reminded me off SS13 security for some reason.

 

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Got bored as AI and seeing the QM order MULEbot crates gave me an idea.

 

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Yes the Janitor was stuck as well

 

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I remember this.

 

Like 7 people got stuck over the course of the shift, all of them screaming about MULEbots.

 

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