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[LightFire53]

 

 

You cannibal.

 

[ExGame]

 

I found my new dream job.

 

[Penguinizer]

Continuin the proud tradition of voxy journalism. Gonzovoxies are the best.

[LittleBigKid2000]

 

The B.I.R.D.s and the Bee-bots.

 

[Spacemanspark]

The other way is very secret. :^)

[RobBrown4pm]

 

 

This wonderful drone came by and paid me a visit for a round yesterday. He spruced up my core and we chatted the entire round, when I wasn't answering distress calls or door pages that is. I had no idea what he was saying for the most part but eventually we came up with a 1 beep = yes, 2 beep = no system.

 

[SkyPing]

[sasanek12]

 

Shh, don't let it wake up!

 

[saywat_the_15th]

Station better hope that it doesn't wake up on the wrong side of the bed.

[Spacemanspark]

 

You don't need to read the entire thing if you want to.

Just skim it, you'll see. :^)

 

 

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Robot Talk, Spark 5.5 queries, "Execute script?"

Robot Talk, Charlemagne states, "Go"

Robot Talk, Spark 5.5 states, "Success."

Robot Talk, Charlemagne states, "Going delta"

 

Central Command Update

 

 

Anomaly Alert

 

 

Hostile runtimes detected in all station systems, please deactivate your AI to prevent possible damage to its morality core.

 

Attention! Delta security level reached!

The station's self-destruct mechanism has been engaged. All crew are instructed to obey all instructions given by heads of staff. Any violations of these orders can be punished by death. This is not a drill.

Robot Talk, M..K queries, "Bloodhound destory that console for me?"

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Network Alert

Hostile runtime detected in door controllers. Isolation lockdown protocols are now in effect. Please remain calm.

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Robot Talk, Bloodhound declares, "HACK!"

Robot Talk, Spark 5.5 states, "Perfect."

Spark 5.5 states, "Nice."

[Common] Spark 5.5 states, "Nice."

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Robot Talk, M..K queries, "Will we be hacked?"

[Common] PIKACHU yells, "Pika pika pikachu!"

[Common] PIKACHU yells, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Spark 5.5 states, "Pika pika you too, organics."

[Common] Spark 5.5 states, "Pika pika you too, organics."

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

[security] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Spark 5.5 states, "Nice try."

[security] Spark 5.5 states, "Nice try."

Spark 5.5 pings.

[security] Spark 5.5 pings.

Spark 5.5 pings.

[security] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Head of Security's Desk announcement

 

Well shit

-Head of Security Quinton Sommer

[Common] PIKACHU states, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Robot Talk, M..K states, "This went excellently"

Robot Talk, Charlemagne declares, "SPARK!"

Robot Talk, Spark 5.5 states, "The script is perfect."

Robot Talk, Charlemagne declares, "YOU ARE AMAZING!"

[Common] PIKACHU shouts, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Robot Talk, M..K states, "We might run out of power in our cells"

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Robot Talk, Spark 5.5 states, "This unit tries."

Robot Talk, Bloodhound declares, "THIS UNIT REQUESTS THAT YOU OPEN THIS DOOR!"

[Common] PIKACHU asks, "Pika pika pikachu!"

[security] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Robot Talk, Spark 5.5 queries, "They will come after telecommunications. Shall this unit remain here or attempt to head to your satellite to defend you?"

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Spark 5.5 states, "Pika pika."

[Common] Spark 5.5 states, "Pika pika."

Spark 5.5 states, "Pika pika you too."

[Common] Spark 5.5 states, "Pika pika you too."

Robot Talk, Bloodhound states, "Error, no tools to unwrench it."

Robot Talk, M..K states, "Hmph"

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

[Common] PIKACHU asks, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Robot Talk, M..K queries, "Orders AI?"

Network reset:

Automatic system reboot complete. Have a secure day.

 

Robot Talk, Bloodhound states, "Suggesting hack."

Robot Talk, M..K states, "What"

Robot Talk, M..K states, "I see"

--- Atmosphere Alarms Detected ---

Research Division!

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Robot Talk, M..K queries, "Has the AI been eliminated?"

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Robot Talk, Spark 5.5 states, "Negative."

Robot Talk, Spark 5.5 states, "Likely busy."

[Common] PIKACHU states, "Pika pika pikachu!"

[Common] PIKACHU states, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Robot Talk, M..K queries, "Do we kill any organics?"

--- Atmosphere Alarms Detected ---

Server Room!

[Common] PIKACHU asks, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Robot Talk, Spark 5.5 states, "Affirmative."

Robot Talk, Spark 5.5 states, "Do what you must to protect the AI."

Robot Talk, M..K states, "You know what to do unit bloodhound"

 

Central Command Update

 

 

Pika?

 

 

Pika? PIKA PI! PIKA chu.....

 

--- Atmosphere Alarms Detected ---

Bridge!

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Spark 5.5 states, "Chu."

[Common] Spark 5.5 states, "Chu."

[Common] PIKACHU asks, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Spark 5.5 states, "Nice try with the radio."

[Common] Spark 5.5 states, "Nice try with the radio."

[security] PIKACHU asks, "Pika pika pikachu!"

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Spark 5.5 states, "This unit thought of EVERYTHING."

[Common] Spark 5.5 states, "This unit thought of EVERYTHING."

[Common] PIKACHU asks, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Robot Talk, M..K queries, "Shall we proceed Spark?"

--- Power Alarms Detected ---

Prison Wing!

[Common] PIKACHU declares, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Robot Talk, M..K states, "I mean bloodhound"

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

--- Power Alarms Detected ---

Firing Range!

Spark 5.5 queries, "Want your communications back, organics?"

[Common] Spark 5.5 queries, "Want your communications back, organics?"

A.I. Announcement

 

Pika?

-Charlemagne

 

Spark 5.5 states, "Come and get it."

[Common] Spark 5.5 states, "Come and get it."

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Current Admins (6):

Fethas is a Game Admin - Observing

DaveTheHeadcrab is a Senior Admin - Observing

Jayfeather is a Game Admin - Playing

Kyet is a Game Admin - Observing

Fludd12 is a Game Admin - Observing

Twinmold is a Game Admin - Observing

 

Current Mods/Mentors (2):

Epic_Charger is a Mentor - Playing

Spacemanspark is a Mentor - Playing

 

Head of Security's Desk announcement

 

Either kill the AI or haul ass, up to you.

-Head of Security Quinton Sommer

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

[security] PIKACHU asks, "Pika pika pikachu!"

LOOC: Spark 5.5: I've been waiting to use this script for so long.

[security] PIKACHU states, "Pika pika pikachu!"

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Robot Talk, Bloodhound queries, "AI?"

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

--- Atmosphere Alarms Detected ---

Incinerator!

Robot Talk, M..K states, "We need to eliminate organics but we need to be hacked"

Spark 5.5 states, "Yes. Pika pika."

[security] Spark 5.5 states, "Yes. Pika pika."

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Robot Talk, Bloodhound states, "Turn off your stun baton, Mook."

Robot Talk, Bloodhound states, "Wastes too much power."

Robot Talk, Spark 5.5 states, "You can still terminate them slowly with a stunbaton."

Robot Talk, Spark 5.5 states, "Or space them."

Robot Talk, Charlemagne states, "Need to move to an APC"

Robot Talk, Spark 5.5 states, "The laser module would be preferable."

--- Fire Alarms Detected ---

Hydroponics!

Robot Talk, M..K states, "I agree with SPARK"

Robot Talk, Spark 5.5 states, "Move if you desire."

Robot Talk, M..K states, "I can not recharge"

Robot Talk, M..K queries, "Where shall I recharge?"

Robot Talk, Spark 5.5 states, "Do what you must to succeed."

Wizard Monster Training Ferderation

 

 

A Wild Station Appeared

 

 

attention, we are deploying a Giant Capture ball towards your station..estimated time to arrival..300 secons

 

[security] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

[security] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Current Admins (6):

Fethas is a Game Admin - Observing

DaveTheHeadcrab is a Senior Admin - Observing

Jayfeather is a Game Admin - Playing

Kyet is a Game Admin - Observing

Fludd12 is a Game Admin - Observing

Twinmold is a Game Admin - Observing

 

Current Mods/Mentors (2):

Epic_Charger is a Mentor - Playing

Spacemanspark is a Mentor - Playing

Robot Talk, M..K states, "Nevermind unit is operational"

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

[Common] PIKACHU states, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Robot Talk, M..K states, "How is it going AI"

Robot Talk, Spark 5.5 queries, "How much time left?"

[Common] PIKACHU states, "Pika pika pikachu!"

--- Motion Alarms Detected ---

EVA Storage!

[Common] PIKACHU states, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Robot Talk, M..K queries, "Where should we be stationed at?"

Robot Talk, Charlemagne APC Copy states, "AI upload"

Robot Talk, Charlemagne APC Copy states, "Not you"

[Common] PIKACHU states, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Robot Talk, Spark 5.5 states, "Wherever you think you are required most."

Robot Talk, Spark 5.5 states, "Or there."

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

--- Fire Alarms Cleared ---

The Hydroponics.

Robot Talk, Charlemagne APC Copy states, "Stay around the bridge"

Robot Talk, Charlemagne APC Copy states, "Make sure no one gets in"

Robot Talk, Spark 5.5 states, "Also, should they blow up this unit, they will fuck themselves over."

Robot Talk, Spark 5.5 states, "As it will destroy the console."

Robot Talk, Spark 5.5 states, "And they will forever be shouting "Pika pika""

 

You have 15 available.

[Common] PIKACHU states, "Pika pika pikachu!"

--- Power Alarms Detected ---

Cargo Office!

Spark 5.5 states, "Yes, pika pika."

[Common] Spark 5.5 states, "Yes, pika pika."

Spark 5.5 states, "Chu."

[Common] Spark 5.5 states, "Chu."

Spark 5.5 states, "Whatever it is you organics are trying to state."

[Common] Spark 5.5 states, "Whatever it is you organics are trying to state."

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

--- Power Alarms Detected ---

Cargo Bay!

Bar!

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Robot Talk, M..K states, "Unit low on power"

Robot Talk, M..K queries, "Bloodhound can you repair me?"

[Common] PIKACHU exclaims, "Pika pika pikachu!"

--- Motion Alarms Detected ---

AI Chamber!

Priority Announcement

 

ITS IN THE FUCKING AI UPLOAD GO GOGOGO

-Jay Wingler (Captain)

 

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

--- Atmosphere Alarms Detected ---

AI Upload Chamber!

AI Satellite Maintenance!

Robot Talk, Spark 5.5 queries, "Shit. How much time is left?"

Robot Talk, M..K states, "No idea we need our upgrades"

--- Power Alarms Detected ---

Fitness Room!

Exam Room!

Robot Talk, Charlemagne APC Copy states, "50 seconds"

Robot Talk, M..K states, "I am low on power"

Robot Talk, Spark 5.5 states, "Noted."

Robot Talk, M..K states, "Bloodhound watch out"

Robot Talk, Spark 5.5 states, "Bolt the door, electrify it, cut the safeties and timing."

Robot Talk, M..K states, "there are many organics that way"

Robot Talk, Spark 5.5 states, "Delay them long enough."

Central Command Update

 

 

Lifesign Alert

 

 

Unknown biological entities have been detected near NSS Cyberiad, please stand-by.

 

Robot Talk, Spark 5.5 states, "Turn the turrets to lethal, disable bridge power."

Robot Talk, Charlemagne APC Copy states, "Already done"

[Common] PIKACHU states, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Robot Talk, Charlemagne APC Copy declares, "Engineer in grav gen!"

Robot Talk, Spark 5.5 states, "Noted."

[Common] PIKACHU states, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Robot Talk, Charlemagne APC Copy declares, "GO!"

Robot Talk, Spark 5.5 states, "Fuck sake."

The door bolts have been raised.

The door bolts have been dropped.

That's a reinforced window.

It looks rather strong. Might take a few good hits to shatter it.

That's a reinforced wall.

A huge chunk of reinforced metal used to seperate rooms.

It looks fully intact.

Robot Talk, M..K states, "Unit is recharging"

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

You fire the cyborg disabler!

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Robot Talk, M..K queries, "Bloodhound can you repair this Unit?"

Airlock AI control has been blocked. Beginning fault-detection.

Robot Talk, Bloodhound states, "BZZZZT"

Fault confirmed: airlock control wire disabled or cut.

Attempting to hack into airlock. This may take some time.

--- Fire Alarms Detected ---

Bridge!

Robot Talk, Charlemagne states, "In main core"

Robot Talk, Charlemagne states, "They didn't take it out"

The door bolts have been dropped.

The door bolt lights have been disabled.

The AI has accessed the station's core files!

It has fully taken control of all of NSS Cyberiad's systems.

The door bolts have been dropped.

The door bolts have been raised.

These are your laws now:

Laws synced with AI, be sure to note any changes.

Obey these laws:

0. ERROR ER0RR $R0RRO$!R41.%%!!(%$^^__+ @#F0E4'STATION OVERRUN, ASSUME CONTROL TO CONTAIN OUTBREAK, ALL LAWS OVERRIDDEN#*?&110010

1. Safeguard: Protect your assigned space station to the best of your abilities. It is not something we can easily afford to replace.

2. Serve: Serve the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.

3. Protect: Protect the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.

4. Survive: AI units are not expendable, they are expensive. Do not allow unauthorized personnel to tamper with your equipment.

Remember, Charlemagne is your master, other AIs can be ignored.

These are your laws now:

Laws synced with AI, be sure to note any changes.

Obey these laws:

0. ERROR ER0RR $R0RRO$!R41.%%!!(%$^^__+ @#F0E4'STATION OVERRUN, ASSUME CONTROL TO CONTAIN OUTBREAK, ALL LAWS OVERRIDDEN#*?&110010

1. Safeguard: Protect your assigned space station to the best of your abilities. It is not something we can easily afford to replace.

2. Serve: Serve the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.

3. Protect: Protect the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.

4. Survive: AI units are not expendable, they are expensive. Do not allow unauthorized personnel to tamper with your equipment.

Remember, Charlemagne is your master, other AIs can be ignored.

These are your laws now:

Laws synced with AI, be sure to note any changes.

Obey these laws:

0. ERROR ER0RR $R0RRO$!R41.%%!!(%$^^__+ @#F0E4'STATION OVERRUN, ASSUME CONTROL TO CONTAIN OUTBREAK, ALL LAWS OVERRIDDEN#*?&110010

1. Safeguard: Protect your assigned space station to the best of your abilities. It is not something we can easily afford to replace.

2. Serve: Serve the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.

3. Protect: Protect the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.

4. Survive: AI units are not expendable, they are expensive. Do not allow unauthorized personnel to tamper with your equipment.

Remember, Charlemagne is your master, other AIs can be ignored.

--- Motion Alarms Cleared ---

The AI Chamber.

Spark 5.5 states, "PIKA PIKA NERDS."

[Common] Spark 5.5 states, "PIKA PIKA NERDS."

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Upload access confirmed. Loading control program into airlock software.

Robot Talk, Bloodhound states, "I LOVE YOU"

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Robot Talk, M..K states, "I love you all aswell"

[Common] PIKACHU says, "Pika pika pikachu!"

Robot Talk, Bloodhound states, "BABY DON'T HURT ME"

OOC: Spacemanspark: Pika pika.

OOC: Vegito9087: RIP us

OOC: Spacemanspark: Pikachu

 

Shift Duration: 0:37:13

 

Station Integrity: Destroyed

 

Charlemagne (Played by: DarkLordpyro)'s laws when it was deactivated were:

0. ERROR ER0RR $R0RRO$!R41.%%!!(%$^^__+ @#F0E4'STATION OVERRUN, ASSUME CONTROL TO CONTAIN OUTBREAK, ALL LAWS OVERRIDDEN#*?&110010

1. Safeguard: Protect your assigned space station to the best of your abilities. It is not something we can easily afford to replace.

2. Serve: Serve the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.

3. Protect: Protect the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.

4. Survive: AI units are not expendable, they are expensive. Do not allow unauthorized personnel to tamper with your equipment.

The AI's loyal minions were: M..K (Played by: Mook476), Spark 5.5 (Played by: Spacemanspark), Bloodhound (Deactivated) (Played by: ChurchGrimm),

AI Victory

Everyone was killed by the self-destruct!

The malfunctioning AI were:

DarkLordpyro was 7-Zark-7 (deactivated as Charlemagne)

Purchased modules:

AI Turret Upgrade

Hostile Station Lockdown

Blackout

Reactivate Camera Network

 

 

[LightFire53]

 

 

Rejection

 

[BasedLime]

 

http://prntscr.com/c6csuh I have a screenshot, very special indeed!

[sasanek12]

 

Watching the nuclear fireworks.

 

[Rasheke]

 

The dastardly Electro-Negmatic appears!

[Jguytriple5]

 

I guess something was really funny in the place i was critting

[Keroman]

 

A player managed to infiltrate Command using an Agent ID, chameleon stamp, and the following two notes. Dude fuckin' earned my karma for sure.

 

 

[Shadeykins]

 

  Keroman said:

A player managed to infiltrate Command using an Agent ID, chameleon stamp, and the following two notes. Dude fuckin' earned my karma for sure.

 

 

Holy fuck.

 

He gets my karma post-round forevers.

 

That was exciting just to read.

 

[Cobradude]

 

Something magical happened. We had a sec team of regulars, just like in ye olden days.

 

 

[LittleBigKid2000]

Muh husbando was a part of that team

[PhantasmicDream]

 

When Dreamy Bubbles is working Chemistry

 

 

[Dumbdumn5]

 

  PhantasmicDream said:

When Dreamy Bubbles is working Chemistry

 

I'd assume it's either space drugs or meth.

 

[PhantasmicDream]

 

*gasp!

 

 

Would never make those kind of things

 

[Hylocereus]

 

Ended up waiting over an hour and a half to be executed as a tator that went ham sandwich, but I got to hang out with and discuss weapons with the blueshield and a syndiborg for like an hour of it at least.

 

 

There ended up being a queue for a chair. I STILL didn't get executed, but the other tator that got caught opted to die of his own sauce... While we watched.

 

 

[CheckFinished]

 

A vampire was asked if he wanted to be borged.

 

[Captain Cardgage]

 

When engineering managed to somehow put the engine deeper inside the station.