Regular Joe Posted October 4, 2021 Posted October 4, 2021 (edited) Security story time! This took place recently. You'd think Nanotrasen deals with their prisoners ethically? Maybe, maybe not, but I doubt that you've heard the suspected baddies subjected to this type of torment. Spoiler Case here was the above. We were unsure, whether the fellow in our hands was an evil changeling, or just an innocent Rurik. While I was questioning the medical staff and writing the above report of the situation, other security staff (@Peak) were busy finding ideas to pull the truth out of the poor prisoner... Spoiler And this is what they found out, and into which I bumped back at perma: Wordboarding? Wordboarding. If I remember right, this heinous torture forced the subject to give in, eventually, @Rurikmight supply that. Anyway, forget about intimidating changeling suspects with physical violence. Just get your local interrogation expert to pull out some wordboarding for the poor guy! Edited October 4, 2021 by Regular Joe 5 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/163/#findComment-161058 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaterkittens Posted October 5, 2021 Posted October 5, 2021 Medchem moment 1 1 1 2 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/163/#findComment-161092 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viz Posted October 5, 2021 Posted October 5, 2021 What the dog doin? 3 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/163/#findComment-161096 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylight Posted October 5, 2021 Posted October 5, 2021 The forum rank system is outdated now 2 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/163/#findComment-161103 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viz Posted October 5, 2021 Posted October 5, 2021 3 minutes ago, Daylight said: The forum rank system is outdated now Damn, better get 7 more forum points before I'm patched out of existence with it. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/163/#findComment-161105 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longpipe23 Posted October 5, 2021 Posted October 5, 2021 Not sure if this counts as an in-game screenshot but this gave me a good chuckle. 3 1 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/163/#findComment-161106 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AffectedArc07 Posted October 5, 2021 Posted October 5, 2021 Context: Read the 5th and 6th lines of his chat 2 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/163/#findComment-161107 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorstar Posted October 5, 2021 Posted October 5, 2021 3 hours ago, Woje said: What the dog doin? We screenshotted almost the exact same moment, your maint hangout spots are so cool 2 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/163/#findComment-161108 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolrune206 Posted October 6, 2021 Posted October 6, 2021 1 3 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/163/#findComment-161123 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxfromsweden Posted October 6, 2021 Posted October 6, 2021 Some of the mixed adventures of Todd Rutabaga, the loveable idiot HoP. The one where he accidentally confuses one grey with another, leading to being called racist. A great job interview with a potential miner! A tough interview with a potential Cargo Worker! And the Fax sent to CentComm when he was tricked out of his whole life savings but had a shot at making it big with a clever investment! 6 1 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/163/#findComment-161136 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agatasa Posted October 6, 2021 Posted October 6, 2021 Running that scam was tons of fun. I messaged literally every PDA, I got the details of about five people and other interactions from about a dozen more. But Todd Rutabaga was the funniest one. 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/163/#findComment-161146 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxfromsweden Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 On 10/7/2021 at 1:16 AM, Agatasa said: Running that scam was tons of fun. I messaged literally every PDA, I got the details of about five people and other interactions from about a dozen more. But Todd Rutabaga was the funniest one. Something so simple can lead to amazing things! Was one of my most fun and memorable rounds. Thank you so much! Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/163/#findComment-161211 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viz Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 Chikitita nightmare sequence 9 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/163/#findComment-161213 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krossarn Posted October 9, 2021 Posted October 9, 2021 Big girls need big text bubbles. 3 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/163/#findComment-161237 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anteci Posted October 9, 2021 Posted October 9, 2021 Chaplain had spider cult, and i joined in, and in luck we were, it was terror round. We had EN with radio working as mobile radio transmitter, and i kept saying cultish things over radio. Best part, it worked! Spiders didn't attack us, and played along with the cult. 2 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/163/#findComment-161241 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anteci Posted October 9, 2021 Posted October 9, 2021 (edited) From another round, who said terror spiders have no sense of humor. Edited October 9, 2021 by Anteci That was something 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/163/#findComment-161243 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolrune206 Posted October 9, 2021 Posted October 9, 2021 How easy is it to walk onto a NanoTrasen station with no equipment and walk off with a large amount of sensitive data and items? Apparently, very. All tech disks were obtained at level seven minus illegals (which was at 2) and alien (which was not obtained), botanical and xenobiological samples were obtained, as well as Lazarus technology and anomalous materials. An unfairly written employment contract was swiped, and a contraband 10mm pistol was acquired. However, the true treasure of this corporate espionage was the photos. Pictured: The Head of Personnel's personal use Guardian The incredibly stable Supermatter Crystal A local of Ligure, an "Ash Walker" being detained on-station by security personnel And lastly, a little something for blackmail - the Captain's ass 4 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/163/#findComment-161247 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krossarn Posted October 9, 2021 Posted October 9, 2021 "Tale of two wardens" 5 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/163/#findComment-161267 Share on other sites More sharing options...
contemplez Posted October 9, 2021 Posted October 9, 2021 medchem moment 1 1 2 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/163/#findComment-161268 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anteci Posted October 9, 2021 Posted October 9, 2021 Love the fact they are space lube *pills*. Adds to the absurdity 2 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/163/#findComment-161269 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krossarn Posted October 10, 2021 Posted October 10, 2021 Especially if you're drake or meow. 2 2 1 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/163/#findComment-161273 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anteci Posted October 10, 2021 Posted October 10, 2021 You liked art, so here is some more! Again by talented Pixie on Fiverr. Crossover of two cataclysm dda characters, 32, and Ruth. Figured they fit right in. 4 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/163/#findComment-161287 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TortoiseGaming Posted October 11, 2021 Posted October 11, 2021 Brigbay is always more fun when fancied up :3 I love making it looks pretty like this and like its a tiny medbay 1 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/163/#findComment-161302 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viz Posted October 11, 2021 Posted October 11, 2021 I will likely do this one again with some improvements. Not gonna run a whole fashion show (probably) but I do like when people dress their 32x32 barbie dolls up. 2 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/163/#findComment-161310 Share on other sites More sharing options...
contemplez Posted October 12, 2021 Posted October 12, 2021 Poly gaming 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/82-screenshot-thread/page/163/#findComment-161343 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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