The Trurl Tribune

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(Authors note: VALKYR'S starting up his own little news report, which details events that happen on other NanoTrasen owned stations. These reports are announced in game, and then will be documented here so I can keep track of continuity (and also so no one misses out). A few of these will have events attached to them. I apologize about the formatting in advance: I hope to fix it up soon-ish. Enjoy!)

 

Introduction

 

HELLO, CYBERIAD! VICE ADMIRAL VALKYR HERE!

 

AS MANY OF YOU ARE ALREADY AWARE OF, CENTCOMM IS IN CHARGE OF MULTIPLE STATIONS, RESEARCH AND OTHERWISE, ACROSS THE EPSILON ERIDANI SYSTEM! HOWEVER, THE NSS CYBERIAD IS OFTEN ISOLATED FROM THE OTHER STATIONS IN THE SYSTEM!

 

IN AN ATTEMPT TO UNIFY OUR VARIOUS EMPLOYEES ACROSS OUR FIFTEEN STATIO-UH.... FOURTEEN STATIONS, WE WILL PERIODICALLY BE PROVIDING NEW REPORTS AND STATUS UPDATES FROM YOUR NEIGHBOURS! WE HOPE YOU ENJOY THE REPORTS, AND HAVE A GREAT DAY!

 

Entry One

 

HELLO, CYBERIAD! VICE ADMIRAL VALKYR HERE!

 

IT HAS RECENTLY COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT THE NSV LUNA HAS HAD ISSUES WITH THEIR CLONING MACHINES. THE MAIN CONSOLE OF THEIR CLONER MANAGED TO MALFUNCTION, AND HAS BEEN PRODUCING CLONES OF THE CREWMEMBERS WORKING ON THE VESSEL. NONE OF THE CREWMEMBERS ON THE NSV LUNA WERE DEAD AT THE TIME.

 

MORE ON THIS STORY AS IT DEVELOPS! IN THE MEANTIME, WE WOULD STRONGLY RECOMMEND THAT YOU CHECK YOUR CLONING MACHINES!

 

Entry Two

 

HELLO! YET ANOTHER ISSUE OF THE TRURL TRIBUNAL: CC'S OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER ON THE EVENTS OF YOUR NEIGHBOURING STATIONS!

 

THE NSS REDEMPTION'S CAPTAIN, FRANK BLASCO, HAS RECENTLY MADE A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL NANOTRASEN STATIONS WITHIN THE EPSILON ERIDANI SYSTEM.

 

IN THIS ANNOUNCEMENT, HE BEGAN TO GO ON A LONG RANT ABOUT HOW OUR EYES ARE NOT REAL, AND ARE IMPLANTED INTO HUMANS BY BIRTH BY NANOTRASEN IN ORDER TO TRICK PEOPLE INTO THINKING THEY ARE MADE OF SOLID MATTER.

 

THE CAPTAIN THEN PROCEEDED TO TRANSFORM INTO THOUSANDS OF SMALL SPIDERS, WHICH THEN BEGAN TO ATTACK THE REMAINING CREW ON THE NSS REDEMPTION.

 

WE WOULD LIKE TO FIRMLY DENY THESE CLAIMS. YOU ARE ALL MADE OF REAL, SOLID MATTER. MORE REPORTS WILL BE MADE ABOUT THE NSS REDEMPTION AS THE SITUATION DEVELOPS!