Urbanliner Posted November 27, 2016 Posted November 27, 2016 Disclaimer: This guide has little content and is made in 30 minutes. No proper formatting and stuff, so please tell me if anything needs to be fixed. So Medbay is full of blood because everyone took the cleaners and the soap and nobody used them? Or your Roboticist accidentally hit a borg several times? Maybe you have a clown in your mind, but don't want to use a lube and can't get a peel of banana? Or you just need a moody lightning? Fear no more, as Scientists can make their own soap or candle from scratch, provided you're somewhat brave and there's some electricity! First, make yourself a kitchen knife, by hacking the Autolathe located in the RnD room if it isn't done, then simply searching for "Kitchen" and press that button! Very simple! Next, head down to the Test Lab, where most things required wait for you! There's a wide arsenal of things there, ranging from a full-blown Chemistry station to a box of monkey cubes! In order to get your soap, you need something to gib. A monkey or similar species are perfect subjects for that since they don't whine like more sentient beings while they die! If there isn't a monkey in a cage, grab a monkey cube, unwrap it and splash some water on it for your very own monkey! Moving on to killing the said animals, you have some robust methods to do that. You can strangle them to death, poison them, or simply stab them. You can even light the animal on fire! The strangulation method is recommended, as it doesn't leave any blood or vomit to clean, and doesn't affect the temperature. If you want to use toxin, Plasma or Radium are very simple to use, as they can be made straight from the Chemmaster. If you really want to mix chems just to kill a monkey, a Formaldehyde or Cyanide inflicts other kinds of damage, to control the amount of vomit made. (Be sure to wear a gas mask when making Cyanide, the chemical can poison you when mixed without a mask!) If you want to stab them, just stab them with your knife until the animal dies. Make sure to not aim for the head, as you may decapitate the animal, and create an extra effort for you if you want your brain cake! If you want to burn them, grab a flamethrower from a hacked autolathe, attach an igniter and a Plasma tank to it, and you now have a working flamethrower! Now that you killed the animal, you need to butcher them for gibs - which becomes your soap / candle. Simply apply knife on the dead animal, and after some time working with that, you now have butchered it! You should also have some meat and a brain, too. Grab a beaker and scoop all the gibs up, and clean yourself up if you got dirty. So you now have a gib. All you need to do is to get some Lye for a soap or Oxygen for a candle. Make sure you have 10 units of both gibs and the chem you need. After that, heat the mix in the oven, and you now have a nice homemade soap/candle! The soap even smells like it's homemade! You might want to bring the meats and the brain to your nearby Chef, to get them to cook some delicious meat foods, and the rare Brain cake as well! Disclaimer: We do not take any responsibility if you catch a Space Kuru after eating the brain cake, or if Shitcurity/Clown takes your soap for one reason or another. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/8810-a-scientists-guide-to-getting-your-own-soapcandle/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamkad1 Posted February 5, 2017 Posted February 5, 2017 Oooor you could just splash some synthflesh on floor and pick up resultant gibs. whatever. Also disregard the disclaimer, the braincake contains mannitol Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/8810-a-scientists-guide-to-getting-your-own-soapcandle/#findComment-78679 Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidchan Posted February 5, 2017 Posted February 5, 2017 Oooor you can just harass mining to do something and buy some soap with their mining points. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/8810-a-scientists-guide-to-getting-your-own-soapcandle/#findComment-78682 Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamkad1 Posted February 11, 2017 Posted February 11, 2017 we dont yet have lavaland so miners actually do something Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/8810-a-scientists-guide-to-getting-your-own-soapcandle/#findComment-79154 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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