User:Novaepee

SHITPOSTING

Command

Job	Role	Rank	Difficulty
Captain	The Captain of THEIR DOOM. Don't fix engine; get bitched at by medical and marines when autodoc has no power. Don't load OB; get bitched at by marines and SL for not loading OB. Don't communicate to marines; get bitched at by marines and Discord for being a shit captain. Get bwoink or jobban for deploying to planetside.	aCaptain	FUCKING WANKER
Field Commander	The embodiment of TGMC's spirituality: the unga dunga. The running synthetic with a gun. OB, CAS, railgun, and mortar marines to heal them. Used to be able to use SG. Superior than captain. Can't make medals.	aMajor	decap simulation until wear helmet
Staff Officer	Literally captain with no Mateba.	aLieutenant Commander	just overwatch
Pilot Officer	Don't put on attachments on Alamo. Think that coolage attaachment is useful. Doesn't print out surgery table for MO doing Alamo surgery. Launch Alamo or CAS plane before engineers make FOB with drone. Cycle without telling marines. Periods between cycle takes too long, making marines wait. Don't deploy turrets. Lockdown marines in Alamo EVEN IN SHIPSIDE	aWarrant Officer	fly boi

Engineering/Requisitions

Job	Role	Rank	Difficulty
Chief Ship Engineer	Don't fix engine, don't fix OB, don't deconstruct tables, don't deconstruct chairs, don't do req when RO cryo.	aLieutenant	¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Requisitions Officer	Buy B18 and Mateba for himself. Don't give marines their Jaegar mods. Yells at marines for not selling xenos even when RO have not given marines bluespace export. Tase marines when entering his sacred space in req. Get disarmed and lose tase forever.	aChief Petty Officer	jew master level 100
Ship Technician	Fuck about in ship, cryo or SSD when needed the most. Engineer without a life's purpose.	aPetty Officer	literally CSE with no orders and less access

Medical

Job	Role	Rank	Difficulty
Chief Medical Officer	Put people in autodocs. Bitch to captain or someone in shipside to fix engine. Doesn't know about infection, so marines necro. Barely use blood packs when marines are in low blood. Never take out larva out of marine, so now xeno is in shipside.	aN/A	Surgery Simulator 2020
Medical Officer	Almost nonexisent. Can't do surgery, so autodoc. Use autodoc too much, so medbay APC runs out of power. Too fucking bored since CMO took Alamo surgery. Doesn't know that cryotube exist. Doesn't clean gloves after surgery, so marine gets infection. Feeds marine pills during surgery, so marine gets infection. Takes too long during surgery, so marine get infection.	aN/A	"im new to this, so how to play?"

Marines

Job	Role	Rank	Difficulty
Squad Leader	Doesn't set supply beacon down. Yell at marines for not following him to push. OB, railgun, CAS, and mortar the FOB. Then proceed to never using tac binos ever again; also never give tac binos to anyone when SSD or cryo. Might be old enough to be GAYery seargent.	aStaff Seargent	just a bigger unga
Squad Smartgunner	https://github.com/tgstation/TerraGov-Marine-Corps/pull/5260	aCorporal	brain dead easy
Squad Engineer	Doesn't know how to build FOB with drone. Avoid building FOB with drone. Go unga instead of maintaining FOB or cades. Blinds oneself with blowtorch. Doesn't protect sentry from crusher.	aLance Corporal	bob the builder with autism
Squad Corpsman	Keep your squad drugged alive. Accidentally overdose your commander. Scream "CLEAR!!" every time you use the defib. Bring wounded marines back for surgery. Get killed first and have nobody revive you.	aLance Corporal	OD simulator
Squad Marine	the basics of all unga, but the most unga of them all	aPrivate First Class	Very Easy

Special

Job	Role	Rank	Difficulty
Synthetic	Help the crew the best you can. Multi-task 4+ roles due to low population and/or incompetence. Be ostracized and bullied for being a synthetic.	aN/A	Very Hard
Corporate Liason Corporate Liason	Manage relations between your Corporate masters, and the Theseus. High roleplay opportunity, opportunity being keyword.	aN/A	Very Hard
Researcher	Research things. Be sad because there's nothing currently to your job, so go be the cool Medical Officer with the good shit.	aN/A	Easy

TGMC Roles
	TerraGov Marines Ranks	Command	Captain, Field Commander, Staff Officer, Pilot Officer, Transport Officer, Mech Pilot
		Vehicle Crew	Assault Crewman, Transport Crewman
		Engineering and Supply	Chief Ship Engineer, Requisitions Officer, Ship Technician
		Medical	Chief Medical Officer, Medical Doctor, Researcher
		Marines	Squad Leader, Squad Smartgunner, Squad Engineer, Squad Corpsman, Squad Marine
		Civilians	Corporate Liaison
		Silicon	Combat robots, Synthetic, AI
	Xenomorphs Playtime	Tier 0	Larva, Minions
		Tier 1	Drone, Runner, Defender, Sentinel
		Tier 2	Hivelord, Carrier, Hunter, Wraith, Bull, Warrior, Puppeteer, Spitter, Pyrogen
		Tier 3	Gorger, Defiler, Widow, Ravager, Warlock, Behemoth, Crusher, Praetorian, Boiler
		Tier 4	Shrike, Queen, King, Hivemind
	Others		Zombie, Emergency Response Teams, Sons of Mars, Survivor