User:Novaepee

Elsa 'l'Epee' Spinnewyn in game.

My YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsPb9_HVn1CqVo-9oQhnsEw

SHITPOSTING

Command

Job	Role	Rank	Difficulty
Captain	The Captain of THEIR DOOM. Don't fix engine; get bitched at by medical and marines when autodoc has no power. Don't load OB; get bitched at by marines and SL for not loading OB. Don't communicate to marines; get bitched at by marines and Discord for being a shit captain. Get bwoink or jobban for deploying to planetside.	aCaptain	FUCKING WANKER
Field Commander	The embodiment of TGMC's spirituality: the unga dunga. The running synthetic with a gun. OB, CAS, railgun, and mortar marines to heal them. Used to be able to use SG. Superior than captain. Can't make medals.	aMajor	decap simulation until wear helmet
Staff Officer	Literally captain with no Mateba.	aLieutenant Commander	just overwatch
Pilot Officer	Don't put on attachments on Alamo. Think that coolage attaachment is useful. Doesn't print out surgery table for MO doing Alamo surgery. Launch Alamo or CAS plane before engineers make FOB with drone. Cycle without telling marines. Periods between cycle takes too long, making marines wait. Don't deploy turrets. Lockdown marines in Alamo EVEN IN SHIPSIDE	aWarrant Officer	fly boi

Engineering/Requisitions

Job	Role	Rank	Difficulty
Chief Ship Engineer	Don't fix engine, don't fix OB, don't deconstruct tables, don't deconstruct chairs, don't do req when RO cryo.	aLieutenant	¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Requisitions Officer	Buy B18 and Mateba for himself. Don't give marines their Jaegar mods. Yells at marines for not selling xenos even when RO have not given marines bluespace export. Tase marines when entering his sacred space in req. Get disarmed and lose tase forever.	aChief Petty Officer	jew master level 100
Ship Technician	Fuck about in ship, cryo or SSD when needed the most. Engineer without a life's purpose.	aPetty Officer	literally CSE with no orders and less access

Medical

Job	Role	Rank	Difficulty
Chief Medical Officer	Put people in autodocs. Bitch to captain or someone in shipside to fix engine. Doesn't know about infection, so marines necro. Barely use blood packs when marines are in low blood. Never take out larva out of marine, so now xeno is in shipside.	aN/A	Surgery Simulator 2020
Medical Officer	Almost nonexisent. Can't do surgery, so autodoc. Use autodoc too much, so medbay APC runs out of power. Too fucking bored since CMO took Alamo surgery. Doesn't know that cryotube exist. Doesn't clean gloves after surgery, so marine gets infection. Feeds marine pills during surgery, so marine gets infection. Takes too long during surgery, so marine get infection.	aN/A	"im new to this, so how to play?"

Marines

Job	Role	Rank	Difficulty
Squad Leader	Doesn't set supply beacon down. Yell at marines for not following him to push. OB, railgun, CAS, and mortar the FOB. Then proceed to never using tac binos ever again; also never give tac binos to anyone when SSD or cryo. Might be old enough to be GAYery seargent.	aStaff Seargent	just a bigger unga
Squad Smartgunner	https://github.com/tgstation/TerraGov-Marine-Corps/pull/5260	aCorporal	brain dead easy
Squad Engineer	Doesn't know how to build FOB with drone. Avoid building FOB with drone. Go unga instead of maintaining FOB or cades. Blinds oneself with blowtorch. Doesn't protect sentry from crusher.	aLance Corporal	bob the builder with autism
Squad Corpsman	Uses bica OD and peri like a fucking CM player. Forgot to link medevac roller to medevac beacon. Yells for MeraDerm when there is no larva juice around, only to use MeraDerm for only oneself. Use a medical rig.	aLance Corporal	OD simulator
Squad Marine	the basics of all unga, but the most unga of them all	aPrivate First Class	UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Special

Job	Role	Rank	Difficulty
Synthetic	Combat synthetic. Doesn't know how to do ANYTHING. Name is David.	aN/A	Want to reenact Blade Runner
Corporate Liason Corporate Liason	Runs out of FOB only to get decap.	aN/A	Windhealer's job
Researcher	Research things. Be sad because there's nothing currently to your job, so go be the cool Medical Officer with the good shit.	aN/A	Easy

Tier 0

Caste	Role	Difficulty
Larva	be the combat larva that everyone need and not deserved. Evolves into Combat Drone, young rouny, the rare Defender that is used to evolved into a warrior or the chad Sentinel.	arest in weed until evolve

Tier 1

Caste	Role	Difficulty
Drone	Use frenzy for combat drone. need weed 4 speed. spend time combat droning and not weeding the entire fucking planet. don't use healing phenomone, or forget to use them at all, when resting. don't heal other benos Evolves from the Primorial larba; evolves into cancer Carrier, resin wall hugger Hivelord, Bitchmind, psychic drone, or thicc mommy drone.	aEasy to get into, but fun to master
Defender	Be a living shield. Evolves from Larva; evolves into Warrior.	aEasy
Runner	Harass groups, and abduct or kill solitary Marines. Evolves from Larva; evolves into Hunter or Bull, or becomes Panther	aIntermediate
Sentinel	Subdue threats with neurotoxin, and prevent hosts from escaping the hive. Evolves from Larva; evolves into Spitter.	aIntermediate

Tier 2

Caste	Role	Difficulty
Carrier	Bring facehuggers to the frontline to attach to marines directly, or create traps to infect them as they advance. Evolves from Drone.	aIntermediate
Hivelord	Be a bigger, faster, better Drone. Make ever-larger walls, and dig tunnels to flank Marine positions. Evolves from Drone.	aIntermediate
Warrior	Use your close-quarter combat abilities to beat Marines to a pulp. Evolves from Defender; evolves into Crusher.	aHard
Hunter	Be a better ambusher, with the ability to become near-invisible. Evolves from Runner; evolves into Ravager.	aHard
Bull	Become a faster and more flexible, but much less tankier alternative to the crusher. Evolves from Runner; evolves into Crusher.	a Hard
Spitter	Fight at medium range using acid spit. Evolves from Sentinel; evolves into Boiler or Praetorian	aIntermediate

Tier 3

Caste	Role	Difficulty
Praetorian	Use your strong pheromones and spit to act as a solid ranged support caste on the front lines. Evolves from Spitter.	aHard
Crusher	Charge at and ram into fortifications. Evolves from Warrior or Bull	aIntermediate
Ravager	Rip and tear. Evolves from Hunter.	aHard
Boiler	Bombard threats from a long distance with powerful spit attacks. Evolves from Spitter.	aHard
Defiler	Use your dorsal vents to expel neurotoxin smokescreens, and your neurotoxin claws to stun Marines. Your tail stinger injects marines with a neurotoxin/larval growth serum cocktail which can even infect them with a larva. Evolves from Carrier and Hivelord.	aHard
Shrike	The Princess of the hive. Support your sisters with psychic abilities, healing and powerful pheromones. Evolves from Drone, evolves to Queen. Only one per Hive.	aIntermediate

Tier 4

Caste	Role	Difficulty
Queen	Lead the hive from overwatch, using abilities and pheromones to help them perform their jobs. Use your powerful screech ability to lead a push. Evolves from Shrike; there can only be one Queen per hive.	aVery Hard
Hivemind Hivemind	Lead the hive from overwatch, using abilities and pheromones to help them perform their jobs. Evolves from Drone; there can only be one Hivemind per hive.	aHard

TGMC Roles
	TerraGov Marines Ranks	Command	Captain, Field Commander, Staff Officer, Pilot Officer, Transport Officer, Mech Pilot
		Vehicle Crew	Assault Crewman, Transport Crewman
		Engineering and Supply	Chief Ship Engineer, Requisitions Officer, Ship Technician
		Medical	Chief Medical Officer, Medical Doctor, Researcher
		Marines	Squad Leader, Squad Smartgunner, Squad Engineer, Squad Corpsman, Squad Marine
		Civilians	Corporate Liaison
		Silicon	Combat robots, Synthetic, AI
	Xenomorphs Playtime	Tier 0	Larva, Minions
		Tier 1	Drone, Runner, Defender, Sentinel
		Tier 2	Hivelord, Carrier, Hunter, Wraith, Bull, Warrior, Puppeteer, Spitter, Pyrogen
		Tier 3	Gorger, Defiler, Widow, Ravager, Warlock, Behemoth, Crusher, Praetorian, Boiler
		Tier 4	Shrike, Queen, King, Hivemind
	Others		Zombie, Emergency Response Teams, Sons of Mars, Survivor