User:Novaepee

Elsa 'l'Epee' Spinnewyn in game.

My YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsPb9_HVn1CqVo-9oQhnsEw

SHITPOSTING

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Command

Job	Role	Rank	Difficulty
Captain	The Captain of THEIR DOOM. DO FUCKING BRIEFING IN THE BRIEFING ROOM!!!! Don't fix engine; get bitched at by medical and marines when autodoc has no power. Don't load OB; get bitched at by marines and SL for not loading OB. Don't know what is a Tadpole is. Never check crew manifest. "WhAt Is OrBiTiNg?!" "I cAn'T cHaNgE oRbIt LeVeLs!!" "LiStEn To Me, MaRiNeS!" Don't communicate to marines; get bitched at by marines and Discord for being a shit captain. Get bwoink or jobban for deploying to planetside.	aCaptain	FUCKING WANKER
Field Commander	The embodiment of TGMC's spirituality: the unga dunga. The running synthetic with a gun. OB, CAS, railgun, and mortar marines to heal them. Achieve objectives. Flow with the unga. Get cash money for req. Order things that marines want and need. Used to be able to use SG until some fucking bitch ruined it for all. ARE YOU ENTERTAINED, ELSA?! ARE YOU FUCKING ENTERTAINED YET WITH YOUR LIEUTENANT COLONAL RANK AT THE COST OF FC SG?! ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?! Superior than captain. Can't make medals.	aMajor	decap simulation until wear helmet
Staff Officer	Literally captain with no Mateba.	aLieutenant Commander	just overwatch
Pilot Officer	Don't put on attachments on Alamo. Think that coolage attaachment is useful. Don't print out surgery table for MO doing Alamo surgery. Launch Alamo or Condor before engineers make FOB with drone. "WhErE iS tHe NoRmAnDy?!" Don't know what a tadpole is. Launch tadpole without Bluespace export or mining upgrade. Don't check for tadpole supplies. Fuck up evac with Alamo and tadpole by not lifting off in time. Change landing zone for tadpole to a place with barely any fucking miners. Cycle Alamo to the wrong LZ. Cycle without telling marines. Periods between cycle takes too long, making marines wait. Don't deploy turrets. Lockdown marines in Alamo EVEN IN SHIPSIDE	aWarrant Officer	fly boi

Engineering/Requisitions

Job	Role	Rank	Difficulty
Chief Ship Engineer	Think that fixing engine is a waste of time, so never fix it. Assume that OB is loaded, and never ask what OB should be loaded. Don't do req when RO cryo, then get bored and cryo despite chairs and tables haven't been deconstructed.	aLieutenant	¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Requisitions Officer	Buy B18 and Mateba for himself. "WhAt Is A bLuEsPaCe?" Send down ARSR belt with stuff still in crates, including the bluespace export. Don't give marines their Jaegar mods. Yells at marines for not selling xenos even when RO have not given marines bluespace export. Spite marines by sending bluespace export to FOB, not to tadpole, then wonders why there is not much req points to spend. Get yelled at by marines as to why supplies are taking too long to reach to planetside yet beacons are on. Tase marines when entering his sacred space in req. Get disarmed and lose tase forever.	aChief Petty Officer	jew master level 100
Ship Technician	Fuck about in ship, cryo or SSD when needed the most. Discount CSE that is still way better than being a RO. Engineer without a life's purpose.	aPetty Officer	literally CSE with no orders and less access

Medical

Job	Role	Rank	Difficulty
Chief Medical Officer	Put people in autodocs. Wonder why medbay is blacking out. Bitch to captain or someone in shipside to fix engine. Don't know about infection, so marines necro. Barely use blood packs when marines are in low blood. "CyRoTuBe?" Never take out larva out of marine, so now xeno is in shipside. Is scared of Alamo surgery.	aN/A	Surgery Simulator 2077
Medical Officer	Almost nonexisent. Can't do surgery, so autodoc. Use autodoc too much, so medbay APC runs out of power. Too fucking bored since CMO took Alamo surgery. Don't know that cryotube exist. Don't clean gloves after surgery, so marine gets infection. Feeds marine pills during surgery, so marine gets infection. Takes too long during surgery, so marine get infection.	aN/A	Autodoc bitch
Researcher	Research things. Be sad because there's nothing currently to your job, so go be the cool Medical Officer with the good shit.	aN/A	Easy

Marines

Job	Role	Rank	Difficulty
Squad Leader	Don't set supply beacon down. OB, railgun, CAS, and mortar the FOB. Then proceed to never using tac binos ever again; also never give tac binos to anyone when SSD or cryo. Die to overextending in push since didn't wait for marines to catch up. Never use orders. Might be old enough to be GAYery seargent.	aStaff Seargent	just a bigger unga
Squad Smartgunner	better aim mode since the very beginning. Yells at req for more SG drums. Hog all the spawn SG drums in round start. Waste it all on not killing xenomorphs. Don't use mag harness OR belt harness. Breathe in relief that this isn't happening: https://github.com/tgstation/TerraGov-Marine-Corps/pull/5260	aCorporal	brain dead easy
Squad Engineer	"WhAt iS fOb DrOnE?" Avoid building FOB with drone. Go unga instead of maintaining FOB or cades. Forgot to barricade the meltable reinforced walls. Would rather push with marines instead of maintaining miner near tadpole. Bitch about not getting supplies when haven't fixed and used miners nearby. Blind oneself with blowtorch. Don't make razorsharp obstacles to protect sentry from crusher. Can't figure out how to use PACMAN for e-razor. Ponder why they choose this job.	aLance Corporal	bob the builder with autism
Squad Corpsman	Uses bica OD and peri like a fucking CM player. "I dOn'T kNoW hOw To GeT QC+ aNd PERI+" Forgot to link medevac roller to medevac beacon. Yells for MeraDerm when there is no larva juice around, only to use MeraDerm for only oneself. Use a medical rig.	aLance Corporal	OD simulator
Squad Marine	the basics of all unga, but the most unga of them all	aPrivate First Class	UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Special

Job	Role	Rank	Difficulty
Synthetic	Combat synthetic. Doesn't know how to do ANYTHING. Name is David.	aN/A	Want to reenact Blade Runner
Corporate Liason Corporate Liason	Runs out of FOB only to get decap.	aN/A	Windhealer's job

BENOMORPHS

Tier 0

Caste	Role	Difficulty
*roar Larva	be the combat larva that everyone need and not deserved. Evolves into Combat Drone, young rouny, the rare Defender that is used to evolved into a warrior or the chad Sentinel.	arest in weed until evolve

Tier 1

Caste	Role	Difficulty
Drone	use frenzy for combat drone. need weed 4 speed. spend time combat droning and not weeding the entire fucking planet. don't use healing phenomone, or forget to use them at all, when resting. don't heal other benos Evolves from the Primorial larba; evolves into cancer Carrier, resin wall hugger Hivelord, Bitchmind, psychic drone, or thiccy mommy milky drone.	aEasy to get into, but fun to master
Defender	Try to tank, dies. Never loved by the vet xeno players. Evolves from NOODLE LARBA; evolves into The best stand, Warrior.	awhy
Runner	evasion for the true young rouny. loves to dance and slashing marines. lives and die for the dance dance revolution. Evolves from FUCKABLE MEAT Larva; evolves into SNEAKY Hunter GOD I HATE IT or virgin Bull, or becomes the nonexistent Panther	aTHAT IS A ROUNY
Sentinel	xeno that was left behind with the capture gameplay, arise to stun lock marines with stamina crit; truly, the xeno with a steep learning curve. waiting for Surreal to update sent Evolves from the sleeping Larva; evolves into acid Spit, leaving behind the neurotoxin.	aha ha marine go horizontal with spits

Tier 2

Caste	Role	Difficulty
Carrier	unchained when capture gameplay is no more; use facehuggers to fuck marines to death by stun lock. MARINES HATE THIS CASTE! Evolves from the chad Drone.	aIntermediate
Hivelord	THICC DRONE. ASS SO FAST THAT IT CAN MATCH ROUNY! Build resin maze only for hive to early FOB camp. Sad that no one uses their tunnel system. Use resin wall to cuck sentry and laugh at engineers. Sticky spit to hide level 5 acid wells. Try to combat hivelord and die because they forgot to turn on resin walker. Underapprecaited. Evolves from the smol hivelord.	aIntermediate
Warrior	ORA ORA ORA the marines. Wombo combo marines into lava or hive, whichever is closest. 4 legs 90% of the time. Always use keybinds. Super fucking sweaty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7BIuUoZuT0 . Remembered the day that they could rip off limbs like in CM.bitch boy; evolves into 360 NO SCOPE CROOSHER when the warrior feels like making engineers cry.	aHard
Hunter	Laugh at the fact that it has two stuns. Break right arm with just 5 slashes because marine decides to duel. Curious when it will have Surreal's buff. Evolves from old rouny; evolves into DOOM RAV.	aHard
Bull	why? Evolves from better caste than bull; evolves into superior caste than bull.	a fucking stupid, just be a fucking crusher
Spitter	Call of duty beno. Enjoy making marines horizontal by spitting. Sad that it doesn't have a unique toolkit. Evolves from sad sent; evolves into underappreciated boiler or GAMER Praetorian	aIntermediate

Tier 3

Caste	Role	Difficulty
Praetorian	Use your strong pheromones and spit to act as a solid ranged support caste on the front lines. Evolves from Spitter.	aHard
Crusher	Charge at and ram into fortifications. Evolves from Warrior or Bull	aIntermediate
Ravager	Rip and tear. Evolves from Hunter.	aHard
Boiler	Bombard threats from a long distance with powerful spit attacks. Evolves from Spitter.	aHard
Defiler	Use your dorsal vents to expel neurotoxin smokescreens, and your neurotoxin claws to stun Marines. Your tail stinger injects marines with a neurotoxin/larval growth serum cocktail which can even infect them with a larva. Evolves from Carrier and Hivelord.	aHard
Shrike	The Princess of the hive. Support your sisters with psychic abilities, healing and powerful pheromones. Evolves from Drone, evolves to Queen. Only one per Hive.	athere is always 2 shrikes

Tier 4

Caste	Role	Difficulty
Queen	Lead the hive from overwatch, using abilities and pheromones to help them perform their jobs. Use your powerful screech ability to lead a push. Evolves from Shrike; there can only be one Queen per hive.	aVery Hard
Hivemind	Lead the hive from overwatch, using abilities and pheromones to help them perform their jobs. Evolves from Drone; there can only be one Hivemind per hive.	aHard

TGMC Roles
	TerraGov Marines Ranks	Command	Captain, Field Commander, Staff Officer, Pilot Officer, Transport Officer, Mech Pilot
		Vehicle Crew	Assault Crewman, Transport Crewman
		Engineering and Supply	Chief Ship Engineer, Requisitions Officer, Ship Technician
		Medical	Chief Medical Officer, Medical Doctor, Researcher
		Marines	Squad Leader, Squad Smartgunner, Squad Engineer, Squad Corpsman, Squad Marine
		Civilians	Corporate Liaison
		Silicon	Combat robots, Synthetic, AI
	Xenomorphs Playtime	Tier 0	Larva, Minions
		Tier 1	Drone, Runner, Defender, Sentinel
		Tier 2	Hivelord, Carrier, Hunter, Wraith, Bull, Warrior, Puppeteer, Spitter, Pyrogen
		Tier 3	Gorger, Defiler, Widow, Ravager, Warlock, Behemoth, Crusher, Praetorian, Boiler
		Tier 4	Shrike, Queen, King, Hivemind
	Others		Zombie, Emergency Response Teams, Sons of Mars, Survivor