Template:Problem Officers

Name	Difficulty	Showcase	Quote	Main Problems	How to Solve
New Officer	Easy		"where i charge the batong?"	Most widespread. Will cause a lot of friendly fire. Will lose their weapons to a Clown. Reliable as a broken chair.	New Officers aren't trying to be malicious so we should not be screaming at them. Calmly teach them everything they should know. If you can, attach them to a more competent Officer so they won't die horribly.
Lawyer in Disguise	Medium		"No you can't arrest this Wizard! He didn't kill anyone yet!"	Thinks he is smarter then everyone else because he read Space Law. Won't listen to orders if they deem them "breaking" the Law. Will attack fellow Officers for ""justice"" in middle of heated situations.	Explain them that Space Law is just a book of guidelines and not strict rules, they must be followed only in good faith. Most of the times they actually think they are doing the right thing. Condemn them for attacking other Officers, tell how most important weapon of Security is teamwork. If they keep causing issues - tell HoS to demote them.
Negligent Officer	Medium		"Whatever"	Doesn't care about criminals running rampant. Chills at Bar while Captain is getting murdered. Has no respect for his duty at all.	Wave the "Dereliction of Duty" law in front of their face, 9 out of 10 times they will leave the department themselves just for the sake of feeling in control. But be aware that mostly likely they will leave with all of their gear on them and refuse to give it back, as such be ready to catch their ass unless you want to have a tedious manhunt.
Silent Officer	Hard		"..."	Doesn't talk or listen to radio. Mostly likely a lone powergamer. Will die alone in maintenance.	Really not a lot you can do with them. If they are being silent just due their attention span being of a Clown - try to tell them about that. If they are just playing a "lone predator", they will likely die, but there's not really anything you can do.
Shitcurity	Hard		"IF HE STILL BREATHES - HE DIDN'T LEARN HIS LESSON"	Kills people instead of arresting. Doesn't care about Space Law or any authority. Uses their powers and tools to abuse all of the crew. Destroys trust between Security and Crew.	Warn them first, if they continue being a pain in the ass, then you can ask the HoS to demote them. (Being a Shitcurity doesn't only thread Space Law, but the Holy Rules themselves!)

Note: Those actually are not solid archetypes, but more of a set of mistakes that Officers can make. There can be a New Shitcurity, or Negligent Lawyer!