Guide to Food

Nutrition

Template:Multiple image As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. It should be noted that food contains nutritional value which differs from fullness and will effect how much your bar gains from the food you consume. Junk food, vending machine snacks, will fill you up and not allow you to eat anything more but will not fill your Nutrition bar as quickly as a meal from the chef and will drain quicker. To properly feed yourself, a healthy meal from the chef will get your nutrition up the quickest and not overfill your stomach.

A full Nutrition bar is a nice full blue. Full nutrition has many positive effects such as regenerating health, healthy reagents staying in your body for longer, restoring blood, and toxins cycling out of your system quicker. Your movement speed is also at max while at full hunger whereas starvation will yield a much slower speed.

Drinks

The Booze-O-Mat is a vending machine that dispenses alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages in cans, bottles, or jugs. The Bar comes with one, while the old bar in maintenance comes with a unpowered one that you will need to fix in order to dispense. These machines can be built with the correct board printed from Research and the restocking part, ordered from Cargo.

The contents of the Booze-O-Mat are as follows:

Image	Item	Reagent	Description
	Griffeater Gin	Gin	A bottle of high quality gin, produced in the New London Space Station.
	Uncle Git's Special Reserve	Whiskey	A premium single-malt whiskey, gently matured inside the tunnels of a nuclear shelter. TUNNEL WHISKEY RULES.
	Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila	Tequila	Made from premium petroleum distillates, pure thalidomide and other fine quality ingredients!
	Tunguska Triple Distilled	Vodka	Aah, vodka. Prime choice of drink AND fuel by Russians worldwide.
	Goldeneye Vermouth	Vermouth	Sweet, sweet dryness~
	Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum	Rum	This isn't just rum, oh no. It's practically GRIFF in a bottle.
	Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine	Wine	A faint aura of unease and asspainery surrounds the bottle.
	Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac	Cognac	A sweet and strongly alchoholic drink, made after numerous distillations and years of maturing. You might as well not scream 'SHITCURITY' this time.
	Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur	Kahlua	A widely known, Mexican coffee-flavoured liqueur. In production since 1936, HONK.
	Space Beer	Beer	Contains only water, malt and hops.
	Magm-Ale	Ale	A true dorf's drink of choice.
	Beep's Classic Synthanol	Synthanol	A can of IPC booze, however that works. (Note: This is the alcoholic equivalent for IPCs. It is toxic to organic species.)
	Orange Juice	Orange Juice	Full of vitamins and deliciousness!
	Tomato Juice	Tomato Juice	Well, at least it LOOKS like tomato juice. You can't tell with all that redness.
	Lime Juice	Lime Juice	Sweet-sour goodness.
	Milk Cream	Cream	It's cream. Made from milk. What else did you think you'd find in there?
	T-Borg's Tonic Water	Tonic Water	Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away.
	Space Cola	Cola	Cola. In space.
	Soda Water	Soda Water	A can of soda water. Still water's more refreshing cousin.
	Glass	N/A	A glass to use to pour drinks in. It holds up to 50 units. It will change sprites if you make a drink recipe, until the drink has been finished. It will then revert to this state.
	Shot Glass	N/A	A shot glass that can hold up to 15 units. All the contents in the glass will be taken as a shot in one go. This sprite won't change when you make a drink recipe.
	Ice Cup	Ice	Careful, cold ice, do not chew.

Note: There are two other dispensers available in the bar, the booze dispenser and the soda fountain. They contain the above reagents, and more, to be used in the drink recipes. They can be toggled to reveal more reagents for use by using a multitool on them.

The Bottler

The bottler is a machine you can order from cargo via the Brewing Buddy Bottler Unit crate for 35 cargo points. This machine allows you to put in three ingredients into the machine in the listed order, and create a drink that gets stored in either a bottle, glass, or can. You will require the assistance of botany, mining, and other departments to make these drinks. These drinks have additional effects that normal drinks don't have, but you will have to experiment with them yourself in order to find out what each one does.

The order of the ingredients is important.

Bottler Recipes

Name	Recipe	Description
Apple-pocalypse	Apple, Apple, Apple	If doomsday came in fruit form, it'd probably be apples.
Berry Banned	Berries, Berries, Berries	Reason for ban: excessive flavor.
Berry Banned	Poison Berries, Poison Berries, Poison Berries	Reason for ban: excessive flavor.
Blackeye Brew	Cola, Sugar Cane, Ice Cream	Creamy, smooth flavor, just like the bald heads of the masses. Supposedly aged for 30 years.
Grape Granade	Grape Juice, Grapes, Flash	Exploding with grape flavor and a favorite among ERT members system-wide.
Meteor Malt	Wheat, Unrefined Ore, Unrefined Ore	Soft drinks have been detected on collision course with your tastebuds.
Paradise Punch	Grapes, Banana, Cherries	Tastes just how you'd think Paradise would if you could bottle it.

Alcoholic Beverages

A-H Image Ingredients File:AcidSpit.png Acid Spit 5 part Wine, 1 part Sulphuric Acid Allies Cocktail 1 part Classic Martini, 1 part Vodka Aloe 1 part Watermelon Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Whiskey Amasec 1 part Iron, 1 part Wine, 1 part Vodka Andalusia 1 part Rum, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Lemon Juice Anti-Freeze 2 part Vodka, 1 part Cream, 1 part Ice Applejack 2 part cider cooled to 270 K Atomic Bomb 10 part B-52, 1 part Uranium B-52 1 part Irish cream, 1 part Kahlua, 1 part cognac File:Bahamamamaglass.gif Bahama Mama 2 part Rum, 2 part Orange Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part ice Barefoot 1 part Cream, 1 part Vermouth, 1 part Berry Juice Beepsky Smash 2 part Lime Juice, 2 part Whiskey, 1 part Iron Bilk 1 part Beer, 1 part Milk Black Russian 3 part Vodka, 2 part Kahlua Bloody Mary 1 part Vodka, 2 part Tomato Juice, 1 part Lime Juice Booger 1 part Cream, 1 part Banana, 1 part Rum, 1 part Watermelon Juice Brave Bull 2 part Tequila, 1 part Kahlua Changeling Sting 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Screwdriver Classic Martini 2 part Gin, 1 part Vermouth Cuba Libre 2 part Rum, 2 part Cola, 1 part Lime Juice Demons Blood 1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part Rum, 1 part Blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb Devil's Kiss 1 part Blood, 1 part Rum, 1 part Kahlua Driest Martini 1 part Nothing, 1 part Gin File:Drunkenblumpkin.gif Drunken Blumpkin 1 part Blumpkin Juice, 1 part Ice, 1 part Irish Cream Eggnog 5 part Cream, 5 part Egg, 5 part Rum Erika Surprise 1 part Ale, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Ice, 1 part Banana Juice Flaming Moe 1 part Cognac, 1 part Gin, 1 part Saline-Glucose Solution, 1 part Tequila, 1 part Vodka Gin Fizz 2 part Gin, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part Lime Juice File:GinSonic.png Gin and Sonic 1 part Gin and Tonic, 1 part Methamphetamine Gin and Tonic 2 part Gin, 1 part Tonic Goldschlager 10 part Vodka, 1 part Gold Grog 1 part Water, 1 part Rum

H-Z Image Ingredients Hippie's Delight 1 part Psilocybin, 1 part Gargle Blaster Iced Beer 10 part Beer + 1 part Frost Oil OR 5 part Beer + 1 part Ice Irish Car Bomb 1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Ale Irish Coffee 2 part Irish cream, 2 part Coffee Irish Cream 2 part Whiskey, 1 part Cream Jackrose 4 part applejack, 1 part lemon juice Long Island Iced Tea 1 part Vodka, 1 part Gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part Tequila Manhattan 2 part Whiskey, 1 part Vermouth Manhattan Project 10 part Manhattan, 1 part Uranium Margarita 2 part Tequila, 1 part Lime Juice Mead 1 part Sugar, 1 part Water, 1 part Universal Enzymes Mojito 1 part Rum, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Sugar, 1 part Soda Water Neuro-toxin 1 part Ether, 1 part Gargle Blaster Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster 1 part Gin, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Cognac, 1 part Lime Juice Patron 10 part Tequila, 1 part Silver Red Mead 1 part Mead, 1 part Blood Sbiten 1 part Vodka, 1 part Capsaicin Screwdriver 2 part Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice Singulo 5 part Vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part Wine. Snow White 1 part Beer, 1 part Lemon Lime Suicider 1 part Cider, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Welding Fuel, 1 part Epinephrine Syndicate Bomb 1 part Whiskey Cola, 1 part Beer Tequilla Sunrise 2 part Tequila, 1 part Orange Juice The Manly Dorf 2 part Beer, 4 part Ale File:Threemileislandglass.png Three Mile Island Iced Tea 10 part "Long Island Iced Tea", 1 part Uranium Toxins Special 2 part Rum, 1 part Vermouth, 2 part Plasma Vodka Martini 2 part Vodka, 1 part Vermouth Vodka and Tonic 2 part Vodka, 1 part Tonic Whiskey Cola 2 part Whiskey, 1 part Cola Whiskey Soda 2 part Whiskey, 1 part Soda Water White Russian 1 Black Russian, 1 part Cream

Synthanol-Based Beverages

A-S Image Ingredients Robot Tears 1 part Synthanol, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part Oil Servo 2 part Synthanol, 1 part Hot Chocolate, 1 part Cream Synthignon 1 part Synthanol, 1 part Wine

S-Z Image Ingredients Synth 'n soda 1 part Synthanol, 1 part Cola Trinary 1 part Synthanol, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Lime Juice Uplink 1 part Synthanol, 1 part Rum, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Tequilla, 1 part Whiskey

Non-alcoholic Beverages

A-J Image Ingredients Banana Honk 1 part Banana Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Sugar Blue Cherry Shake 1 part Blue Cherry Jelly, 1 part Cream, 1 part Ice Brown Star 2 part Orange juice, 1 part cola Cafe Latte 1 part Coffee, 1 part Space Milk Cafe Mocha 1 part Cafe Latte, 1 part Chocolate File:Cherryshake.gif Cherry Shake 1 part Cherry Jelly, 1 part Cream, 1 part Ice Chocolate Milk 1 part Milk, 1 part Chocolate Chocolate Pudding 5 part Cocoa, 5 part Egg, 5part Milk Gibb Floats 5 part Cream, 5 part Dr. Gibb, 5 part Ice Grape Soda 1 part Grape Juice, 1 part Soda Water Iced Tea 1 part Ice, 3 part Tea Iced Coffee 1 part Ice, 3 part Coffee

K-Z Image Ingredients Kira Special 1 part orange juice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part soda water Lemonade 1 part Lemon juice, 1 part sugar, 1 part Water Milkshake 1 part Cream, 2 part Space Milk, 2 part Ice Nuka Cola 1 part Uranium, 6 part Cola Pumpkin Space Latte 5 part Coffee, 5 part Cream, 5 part Pumpkin Juice Rewriter 1 part Spacemoutainwind soda, 1 part Coffee Silencer 1 part Nothing, 1 part Cream, 1 part Sugar Soy Latte 1 part Coffee, 1 part Soy Milk The Doctor's Delight 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Tomato Juice, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Cream Triple Citrus 1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice Vanilla Pudding 5 part Egg, 5 part Milk, 5 part Vanilla

Ingredient Recipes

Note: Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Soy Milk are all measured off of reagent units rather than containers. They can be poured directly into the microwave. Additionally, you only need atleast the suggested amount of those ingredients, instead of exactly the right amount.

Non-Machine Recipes

Image	Result	Recipe	Notes
	Flat Dough	Use your rolling pin on one dough
	Meatwheat Clump	Right-click on the Meatwheat in your hand	Use it as a Meat replacement
	Raw Cutlet	Cut 1 Meat.	3 Cutlets per 1 Meat
	Raw Bacon	Cut 1 Raw Cutlet
	Dough Slice	Cut 1 Flat Dough on a table or tray	3 Dough Slices per 1 Flat Dough
	Cheese Wedge	Cut 1 Cheese Wheel on a table or tray	5 Cheese Wedges per 1 Cheese Wheel
	Raw Potato Sticks	Cut 1 Potato

Processor Recipes

Some items will go through the processor, which is next to your blender. Experiment with it!

Image	Processes	Condiments
	Carrot Fries	Process one Carrot.
	Meatball	Process one slab of Meat.
	Roast Parsnip	Process one Parsnip.
	Soy Dope	Process one Soybean.
	Spaghetti	Process one Dough Slice.
	Tator Tot	Process one Potato.
	Yaki Imo	Process one Sweet Potato.

Reagent Recipes

In order to mix some of these stuff, grab a beaker to hold some liquid such as milk or universal enzyme and mix it in with the blender. After which, grab the item you wish to blend with into the blender. You should hear something similar to mixing chemicals and poof, out comes your stuff magically. Some things require the juicer to be used instead, don't mix these up!

Image	Blends	Condiments
	Dough	Combine 15u Flour, 10u Water
	Nutriment	Blend any solid food.
	Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil	Blend Chili Peppers
	Cold Sauce/Frost Oil	Blend Ice Peppers
	Ketchup	Blend Tomatoes
	Corn Oil	Juice Corn
	Soy Sauce	Mix 5u Soy Milk, 5u Salt, 40u Water
	Soy Milk	Blend Soy Beans
	Flour	Grind Wheat
	Cherry Jelly	Blend Cherries
	Rice	Blend Rice Stalk
	Salt	Mix 5u Water, 5u Sodium, 5u Chlorine (Chem Dispenser). Extra shakers in bar & kitchen, and food crates from Cargo.
	Pepper	Extra shakers in the bar & kitchen, and food crates from Cargo.
File:Moonshine.PNG	Moonshine	Mix 10u Nutriment, 5u Universal Enzyme (catalyst)
File:Cheesewheel.gif	Cheese Wheel	Mix 40u Space Milk, 5 Universal Enzyme
File:Chocolatebar.gif	Chocolate Bar	Mix 2u Cocoa Powder, 2u Milk (or Soy Milk), 2u Sugar
File:Tofu.gif	Tofu	Mix 10u Soymilk, 5u Universal Enzyme
File:Moonshine.PNG	Gravy	Mix 5u Milk, 5u Porktonium, 5u Corn Starch, Heat up to 374K
File:Ginvodkaglass.gif	Vodka	Mix 10u Potato Juice, 5u Universal Enzyme (catalyst)
File:Ginvodkaglass.gif	Sake	Mix 10u Rice, 5u Water, 5u Universal Enzyme (catalyst)
File:Kahluaglass.gif	Kahlua	Mix 5u Coffee, 5u Sugar, 5u Vodka or Rum, 5u Universal Enzyme (catalyst)
	Space Beer	Mix 10u Corn Oil, 5u Universal Enzyme (catalyst)
File:Wineglass.gif	Wine	Mix 10u Berry Juice, 5u Universal Enzyme (catalyst)
File:Iceteaglass.gif	Coffee	Mix 1 Coffee Powder, 5u Water
File:Iceteaglass.gif	Tea	Mix 1 Tea Powder, 5u Water
	Hot Coco	Mix 5u Cocoa, 5u Water
File:Berryglass.gif	Berry Juice	Juice Berries
File:Brownglass.gif	Potato juice	Juice Potatoes
File:Orangeglass.gif	Orange Juice	Juice Oranges
File:Greenglass.gif	Lime Juice	Juice Limes
File:Lemonglass.gif	Lemon Juice	Juice Lemons
File:Brownglass.gif	Watermelon Juice	Juice one Watermelon Slice
File:Sugar.gif	Sugar	Blend White Beets or Sugar Cane
File:Moonshine.PNG	Sprinkles	Blend Donuts

Food Recipes

Grill Recipes

Image	Result	Recipe	Description/Notes
	Cutlet	Grill 1 Raw Cutlet	A thin piece of raw meat.
	Bacon	Grill 1 Raw Bacon	It looks juicy and tastes amazing!
File:Telebacon.png	Tele Bacon	Grill 1 Meat (or 1 Synthflesh - creates Synthitelebacon), 1 Remote Signaler Device	It tastes a little odd but it is still delicious.
	Fish Fingers	Grill 10u Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Carp Meat	A finger of fish. Slightly toxic.
	Sausage	Grill 1 Meatball, 1 Cutlet	A piece of mixed, long meat.
File:Toastsand.png	Grilled Cheese	Grill 2 Bread Slices, 1 Cheese Wedge	Goes great with Tomato soup!
File:Meatstake.png	Meat Steak	Grill 1u Salt, 1u Black Pepper, 1 Meat	A piece of hot spicy meat.
File:Meatstake.png	Syntisteak	Grill 1u Salt, 1u Black Pepper, 1 Synthmeat	A piece of hot spicy meat.
	Waffles	Grill 2 Dough, 10u Sugar	Mmm, waffles.
	Roffle Waffles	Grill 2 Dough, 10u Sugar, 5u Psilocybin.	Waffles from Roffle. Co.
	Kabob	Grill 2 Human Meat, Metal Rod	A human meat, on a stick.
	Monkey Kabob	Grill 2 Meat, Metal Rod	Delicious meat, on a stick.
	Syntikabob	Grill 2 Synthmeat, Metal Rod	Delicious meat, on a stick.
	Kabob	Grill 2 Tofu, Metal Rod	Vegan meat, on a stick.
	Wing Fang Chu	Grill 5u Soy Sauce, 1 Xeno-Meat	A savory dish of alien wing wang in soy.
	Fried-Egg	Grill 1 Egg, 1u Salt, 1u Pepper	A fried egg, with a touch of salt and pepper.
	Cheese Omelet	Grill 2 Egg, 2 Cheese Wedges	That's all you can say!
	Salmon Steak	Grill 1 Salmon Filet, 1u Salt, 1u Pepper	A piece of freshly-grilled salmon meat.
	Tamago Sushi	Grill 1 Egg, 1 Boiled Rice, 5u Sake	A simple sushi consisting of egg and rice.
	Unagi Sushi	Grill 1 Electric Eel, 1 Boiled Rice, 5u Sake	A simple sushi consisting of eel and rice.

Microwave Recipes

Image	Result	Recipe	Description/Notes
	Burger	Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Bun	A bloody burger.
	Brain Burger	Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Brain	A strange looking burger. It looks almost sentient. WARNING - Contains prions which cause Space Kuru!
	Clown Burger	Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Clown Mask	This tastes funny...
	Mime Burger	Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Beret	Its taste defies language.
	Tofu Burger	Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Tofu	What.. is that meat?
	Spell Burger	Microwave 1 Burger, 1 Wizard Hat	This is absolutely Ei Nath.
File:Roburger.png	Roburger	Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Robot Head	The lettuce is the only organic component. Beep. WARNING - Contains nanomachines which turn people into cyborgs!
	Xeno Burger	Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Xeno Meat	Smells caustic. Tastes like heresy.
File:Ghostbur.PNG	Ghostburger	Combine 1 Ectoplasm, 1 Bun	Spooky! It doesn't look very filling.
	Big Bite Burger	Microwave 1 Burger, 3 Meat, 1 Egg	Forget the Big Mac. THIS is the future!
	Super Bite Burger	Microwave 1 Big Bite Burger, 5u Salt, 5u Pepper, 1 Dough, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Boiled Egg	This is a mountain of a burger. FOOD!
	Burrito	Microwave 1 Cutlet, 1 Beans, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Flat Dough	Meat, beans, cheese, and rice wrapped up as an easy-to-hold meal.
	Hotdog	Microwave 1 Sausage, 1 Bun	A tube of salty goodness!
	Cuban Carp	Microwave 1 Carp Fillet, 1 Dough, 1 Chili Pepper	A grifftastic sandwich that burns your tongue and then leaves it numb!
	Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich	Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Carp Fillet	Almost like a carp is yelling somewhere... Give me back that fillet -o- carp, give me that carp.
File:Toastsand.png	Toasted Sandwich	Microwave 1 Sandwich	Now if you only had a pepper bar.
	Slime Toast	Microwave 1 Bread Slice, 5u Slime Jelly	A slice of bread covered with slime!
	Jellied Toast	Microwave 1 Bread Slice, 5u Cherry Jelly	A slice of bread covered with delicious jam.
	Two Bread	Microwave 2 Bread Slice, 5u Wine	It is very bitter and winy.
	Boiled Spaghetti	Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti	A plain dish of noodles, this sucks.
	Tomato Pasta	Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Tomato	Spaghetti and crushed tomatoes. Just like your abusive father used to make!
	Spaghetti & Meatballs	Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Meatball	Now thats a nic'e meatball!
	Spess Law	Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Meatball	A lawyers favourite.
	Meatball Soup	Microwave 10u Water, 1 Meatball, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato	You've got balls kid, BALLS!
	Nettle Soup	Microwave 10u Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato	To think, the botanist would've beat you to death with one of these.
	Wish Soup	Microwave 20u Water	I wish this was soup.
	Beet Soup	Microwave 10u Water, 1 White Beet, 1 Cabbage	Wait, how do you spell it again..?
	Vegetable Soup	Microwave 10u Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato	A true vegan meal.
	Tomato Soup	Microwave 10u Water, 2 Tomato	Drinking this feels like being a vampire! A tomato vampire...
	Blood Soup	Microwave 10u Blood, 2 Blood Tomato	Vampires love these.
	Slime Soup	Microwave 10u of Water, 5u Slime Jelly	If no water is available, you may substitute tears.
	Milo Soup	Microwave 10u Water, 2 Soy Dope, 2 Tofu	The universe's best soup! Yum!!!
	Mushroom Soup	Microwave 5u Water, 5u Milk, 1 Mushroom	A delicious and hearty mushroom soup.
	Chawanmushi	Microwave 5u Water, 5u Soy Sauce, 1 Chanterelle Mushroom, 2 Egg	A legendary egg custard that makes friends out of enemies. Probably too hot for a cat to eat.
	Stew	Microwave 10u Water, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Potato, 1 Carrot, 1 Eggplant, 1 Mushroom.	A nice and warm stew. Healthy and strong.
	Stewed Soy Meat	Microwave 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato
	Cold Chili Stew	Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato	Even non-vegetarians will LOVE this!
	Hot Chili Stew	Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato	A five alarm Texan Chili!
	Donut	Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar	Goes great with Robust Coffee.
	Donut with Sprinkles	Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 3u Sprinkles	Goes great with Robust Coffee.
File:Jdonut1.gifFile:Jdonut2.png	Jelly Donut	Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Berry Juices	You jelly?
File:Jdonut1.gifFile:Jdonut2.png	Slime Jelly Donut	Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Slime Jelly	You jelly?
File:Jdonut1.gifFile:Jdonut2.png	Cherry Jelly Donut	Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Cherry Jelly	You jelly?
	Chaos Donuts	Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Hot Sauce (Capsaicin), 5u Cold Sauce (Frost Oil)	Like life, it never quite tastes the same.
File:Soylenvirdians.png	Soylent Green	Microwave 10u Flour, 2 Human Meat	Not made of people. Honest.
File:Soylenvirdians.png	Soylen Viridians	Microwave 10u Flour, 1 Soybean	Not made of people. Honest.
	Boiled Rice	Microwave 10u Rice, 5u Water	A boring dish of boring rice.
	Rice Pudding	Microwave 10u Rice, 5u Milk	Where's the jam?
	Fries	Microwave 1 Raw Potato Sticks	AKA: French Fries, Freedom Fries, etc.
	Cheese Fries	Microwave 1 Fries, 1 Cheese Wedge	Fries. Covered in cheese. Duh.
	Amanita Jelly	Microwave 5u Water, 5u Vodka, 3 Amanitas	Looks curiously toxic.
	Eggplant Parmigiana	Microwave 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant	The only good recipe for eggplant.
	Popcorn	Microwave 1 Corn	Now let's find some cinema.
	Spacy Liberty Duff	Microwave 5u Water, 5u Vodka, 3 Liberty Caps	Jello gelatin, from Alfred Hubbard's cookbook.
	Diona Roast	Microwave 1 Diona Nymph, 1 Apple, 5u FluoroSulphuric Acid	It's like an enormous, leathery carrot. With an eye.
	Boiled Egg	Microwave 1 Egg, 5u Water	A hard boiled egg.
	Chocolate Egg	Microwave 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate Bar	Such sweet, fattening food.
	Mystery Soup	Microwave 10u Water, 1 Burned Mess, 1 Tofu, 1 Egg, 1 Cheese Wedge	The mystery is, why aren't you eating it?
	Boiled Slime Extract	Microwave 5u Water, 1 Slime Extract	A boiled red thing.
	Onion Rings	Microwave 1 Onion Slice	Onion slices coated in batter.
	Donk Pocket	Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Meatball	The food of choice for the seasoned traitor.
	Warm Donk Pocket	Microwave 1 Donk Pocket	The food of choice for the seasoned traitor.
	Taco	Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 1 Cutlet, 1 Cheese Wedge	Take a bite!
	Enchiladas	Microwave 1 Cutlet, 2 Chili, 1 Corn	Viva La Mexico!
	Monkey's Delight	Microwave 1 Monkey Cube, 1 Banana, 10u Flour, 1u Salt, 1u Pepper	Eeee Eee!
	Clown's Tears	Microwave 10u Water, 1 Banana, 1 Bananium Ore	Not very funny.
	Fish & Chips	Microwave 1 Fries, 1 Carp Meat	I do say so myself chap.
	Stuffing	Microwave 1 Bread, 1u Salt, 1u Pepper, 5u Water	Moist, peppery breadcrumbs for filling the body cavities of dead birds. Dig in!
	Tofurkey	Microwave 2 Tofu, 1 Stuffing	A fake turkey made from tofu.
	Poppy Pretzel.	Microwave 1 Poppy Seed, 1 Dough	It's all twisted up!
	Candied Apple	Microwave 5u Water, 5u Sugar, 1 Apple	An apple coated in sugary sweetness.
	Mint	Microwave 5u Sugar, 5u Frost Oil (or 5u Toxin)	Minty fresh!	It is only wafer thin.
	Beans	Microwave 2 Soybean, 5u Ketchup	Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.
	Benedict	Microwave 1 Fried Egg, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Bread Slice	There is only one egg on this, how rude.
	Meat Bun	Microwave 1 Meatball, 1 Cabbage, 1 Dough, 5u Soy Sauce	Has the potential to not be dog.
	Ice Cream Sandwich	Microwave 1 Ice Cream, 5u Ice, 5u Cream	Portable Ice-cream in it's own packaging.
	Fried Banana	Microwave 1 Banana, 10u Sugar, 5u Corn Oil, 1 Dough.	Goreng Pisang, also known as fried bananas.
	Boiled Spider Leg	Microwave 1 Spider Leg, 10u Water	A giant spider's leg that's still twitching after being cooked. Gross!
	Spider Eggs 'n' Ham	Microwave 1 Spider Egg, 1 Spider Meat, 1u Salt	Would you eat them on a train? Would you eat them on a plane? Would you eat them on a state of the art corporate deathtrap floating through space?
	Sashimi	Microwave 1 Spider Egg, 1 Carp Meat, 5u Soy Sauce	Celebrate surviving attack from hostile alien lifeforms by hospitalising yourself.
	Ruined Virus Dish	Microwave 1 Virus Dish	Not edible; just instantly sterilizes the dish.
	Boiled Shrimp	Microwave 1 Shrimp, 5u Water	Just one of the many things you can do with shrimp!
	Wrap	Microwave 1 Fried Egg, 1 Cabbage, 10u Soy Sauce	The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
	Herb Salad	Microwave 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris Branch, 1 Apple	A tasty salad with apples on top. Poisonous.
	Aesir Salad	Microwave 3 Ambrosia Deus Branch, 1 Golden Apple	Probably too incredible for mortal men to fully enjoy.
	Valid Salad	Microwave 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris Branch, 1 Potato, 1 Meatball	It's just an herb salad with meatballs and fried potato slices. Nothing suspicious about it. Poisonous.

Oven Recipes

Image	Result	Recipe	Description/Notes
	Bun	Bake 1 Dough	The base for any self-respecting burger.
	Bread	Bake 1 Dough, 1 Egg	Sliceable. Some plain old Earthen bread.
	Meatbread	Bake 3 Meat, 3 Dough, 3 Cheese Wedges	Sliceable. The culinary base of every self-respecting eloquent gentleman.
	Synthibread	Bake 3 Synthetic Meat, 3 Dough, 3 Cheese Wedges	Sliceable. The culinary base of every self-respecting eloquent gentleman.
	Tofu-Bread	Bake 3 Tofu, 3 Cheese Wedges, 3 Dough	Sliceable. Like meatbread but for vegetarians. Not guaranteed to give superpowers.
File:Xbread.png	Xeno-bread	Bake 3 Xeno-meat, 3 Dough, 3 Cheese Wedges	Sliceable. The culinary base of every self-respecting eloquent gentleman. Extra Heretical.
File:Bananabread.gif	Banana-nut Bread	Bake 3 Dough, 5u Milk, 15u Sugar 1 Banana	Sliceable. A heavenly and filling treat.
	Cream Cheese Bread	Bake 2 Dough, 2 Cheese Wedges.	Sliceable. Yum yum yum!
	Margherita Pizza	Bake 1 Flat Dough, 4 Cheese Wedges, 1 Tomato	Sliceable. The golden standard of pizzas.
File:Hawiianpizza.png	Hawaiian Pizza	Bake 1 Flat Dough, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato, 1 Meat, 2 Pineapple slices	Sliceable. The pizza to divide us.
	Mushroom Pizza	Bake 1 Flat Dough, 5 any Mushrooms, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato	Sliceable. Very special pizza.
	Meat Pizza	Bake 1 Flat Dough, 3 Meat, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato	Sliceable. A pizza with meat topping.
	Syntipizza	Bake 1 Flat Dough, 3 Synthmeat, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato	Sliceable. A pizza with meat topping.
	Vegetable Pizza	Bake 1 Flat Dough, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Eggplant, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Tomato	Sliceable. No one of Tomato Sapiens were harmed during making this pizza.
	Loaded Baked Potato	Bake 1 Potato, 1 Cheese Wedge	Totally baked.
	Muffins	Bake 1 Dough, 5u Milk, 5u Sugar	A delicious and spongy little cake.
	Baguette	Bake 2 Dough, 1u Salt, 1u Pepper	Bon appetit!
	Flatbread	Bake 1 Flat Dough	Bland but filling.
	Cracker	Bake 1 Dough Slice, 1u Salt	It's a salted cracker.
File:Pie.gif	Banana Cream Pie	Bake 1 Flat Dough, 1 Banana, 5u Sugar	Just like back home, on clown planet! HONK!
	Berry Clafoutis	Bake 1 Flat Dough, 1 Berry	No black birds, this is a good sign.
	Meatpies	Bake 1 Meat, 1 Flat Dough	Made of people, or not?
	Tofu Pie	Bake 1 Tofu, 1 Flat Dough	An old barber recipe, very delicious!
	Xeno-pie	Bake 1 Xeno-meat, 1 Flat Dough	A delicious meatpie. Probably heretical.
	Apple Pie	Bake 1 Flat Dough, 1 Apple	A pie containing sweet sweet love... or apple.
	Apple Tart	Bake 10u Flour, 1 Egg, 5u Sugar, 5u Milk, 1 Golden Apple	A tasty dessert that won't make it through a metal detector.
	Cherry Pie	Bake 1 Flat Dough, 10u Sugar, 1 Cherries	Taste so good, make a grown man cry.
	Pumpkin Pie	Bake 1 Flat Dough, 1 Pumpkin, 5u Milk, 5u Sugar	A delicious treat for the autumn months.
	Turkey	Bake 4 Meat, 2 Stuffing	A traditional turkey served with stuffing.
	Amanita Pie	Bake 1 Flat Dough, 1 Amanita	Sweet and tasty poison pie.
File:Plumppie.GIF	Plump Pie	Bake 1 Flat Dough, 1 Plump Helmet	I bet you love stuff made out of plump helmets!
	Regular Cake	Bake 3 Dough, 15u Sugar, 5u Milk.	Sliceable. A plain cake, not a lie.
	Carrot Cake	Bake 3 Dough, 15u Sugar, 5u Milk, 3 Carrot	Sliceable. A favorite desert of a certain wascally wabbit. Not a lie.
	Cheese Cake	Bake 3 Dough, 15u Sugar, 5u Milk, 2 Cheese Wedges	Sliceable. DANGEROUSLY cheesy.
	Orange Cake	Bake 3 Dough, 5u Milk, 2 Oranges	Sliceable. A cake with added orange.
	Lime Cake	Bake 3 Dough, 5u Milk, 2 Limes	Sliceable. A cake with added lime.
	Lemon Cake	Bake 3 Dough, 5u Milk, 2 Lemons	Sliceable. A cake with added lemon.
	Chocolate Cake	Bake 3 Dough, 5u Milk , 2 Chocolate Bar	Sliceable. A cake with added chocolate
	Birthday Cake	Bake 3 Dough, 5u Sugar, 1 Cake Hat, 5u Milk	Sliceable. Happy Birthday...
	Apple Cake	Bake 3 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Milk, 2 Apple	Sliceable. A cake centred with apple.
	Brain Cake	Bake 3 Dough, 5u Milk, 1 Brain	Sliceable. A squishy cake-thing. WARNING - Contains prions which cause Space Kuru! Brain cake has mannitol
	Cookie	Bake 1 Dough, 5u Milk, 5u Sugar, 1 Chocolate Bar	COOKIE!!!
	Fortune Cookie	Bake 1 Dough Slice, 5u Sugar, 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy	A true prophecy in each cookie!
	Sugar Cookie	Bake 1 Dough, 1 Egg, 5u Sugar	Just like your little sister used to make.
	Plump Helmet Biscuit	Bake 1 Plump Helmet	This is a finely-prepared plump helmet biscuit. The ingredients are exceptionally minced plump helmet, and well-minced dwarven wheat flour.

Candy Maker Recipes

Image	Result	Recipe	Description/Notes
File:Chocolatebar.gif	Chocolate Bar	Mix 2u Milk (or Soy Milk), 2u Coco Powder, 2u Sugar	Such sweet, fattening food.
	Fudge	Mix 5u Sugar, 5u Milk, 1 Chocolate Bar	Chocolate fudge, a timeless classic treat.
	Peanut Fudge	Mix 5u Sugar, 5u Milk, 1 Chocolate Bar, 3 Peanuts	Chocolate fudge, with bits of peanuts mixed in. People with nut allergies shouldn't eat this.
	Cherry Fudge	Mix 5u Sugar, 5u Milk, 1 Chocolate Bar, 3 Cherries	Chocolate fudge surrounding sweet cherries. Good for tricking kids into eating some fruit.
	Cookies 'n' Cream Fudge	Mix 5u Sugar, 5u Milk, 5u Cream, 1 Chocolate Bar, 1 Cookie	An extra creamy fudge with bits of real chocolate cookie mixed in. Crunchy!
	Turtle Fudge	Mix 5u Sugar, 5u Milk, 1 Chocolate Bar, 1 Caramel, 1 Peanut	Chocolate fudge with caramel and nuts. It doesn't contain real turtles, thankfully.
	Caramel	Mix 5u Sugar, 5u Cream	Chewy and dense, yet it practically melts in your mouth!
	Nougat	Mix 5u Sugar, 5u Corn Oil, 1 Egg	A soft, chewy candy commonly found in candybars.
	Toffee	Mix 5u Sugar, 10u Flour	A hard, brittle candy with a distinctive taste.
	Taffy	Mix 5u Sugar, 5u Salt, 5u Water	Old fashioned saltwater taffy. Chewy!
	Candy Bar	Mix 5u Sugar, 1 Chocolate Bar	A chocolate candybar, wrapped in a bit of foil.
	Cotton Candy	Mix 15u Sugar, 1 Cardboard Tube	Light and fluffy, it's like eating a cloud made from sugar!
File:CottonCandyFlavor.png	Flavored Cotton Candy	Mix 1 Cotton Candy, 5u Any Juice or 5u Cherry Jelly	Light and fluffy, it's like eating a cloud made from sugar!
	Rainbow Cotton Candy	Mix 1 Red Cotton Candy, 1 Blue Cotton Candy, 1 Green Cotton Candy, 1 Yellow Cotton Candy, 1 Orange Cotton Candy, 1 Purple, 1 Pink Cotton Candy	Light and fluffy, it's like eating a cloud made from sugar!
	Bad Rainbow Cotton Candy	Mix 1 Red Cotton Candy, 1 Poison Cotton Candy, 1 Green Cotton Candy, 1 Yellow Cotton Candy, 1 Orange Cotton Candy, 1 Purple, 1 Pink Cotton Candy	Light and fluffy, it's like eating a cloud made from sugar!
	Gummy Bear	Mix 5u Sugar, 5u Water, 5u Corn Oil, 1 Gummy Bear Mould	A small edible bear. It's squishy and chewy!
	Flavored Gummy Bear	Mix 1 Gummy Bear, 5u Any Juice or 5u Cherry Jelly	Description varies.
	Gummy Worm	Mix 5u Sugar, 5u Water, 5u Corn Oil, 1 Gummy Worm Mould	An edible worm, made from gelatin.
	Flavored Gummy Worm	Mix 1 Gummy Worm, 5u Any Juice or 5u Cherry Jelly	Description varies.
	Jelly Bean	Mix 5u Sugar, 5u Water, 5u Corn Oil, 1 Gummy Bean Mould	A candy bean, guaranteed to not give you gas.
	Flavored Jelly Bean	Mix 1 Jelly Bean, 5u Any Juice or 5u Cherry Jelly	Description varies.
	Jaw Breaker	Mix 10 Sugar, 5 Corn Oil, 1 Ball Mould	An unbelievably hard candy. The name is fitting.
	Candy Cane	Mix 5u Sugar, 1 Mint, 1 Cane Mould	A festive mint candy cane.
	Gum	Mix 5u Sugar, 5u Water, 5u Corn Oil	Chewy!
	Chocolate Cash	Mix 1 Chocolate Bar, 1 Cash Mould	Not legal tender. Tasty though.
File:Coin.png	Chocolate Coin	Mix 1 Chocolate Bar, 1 Coin Mould	Probably won't work in the vending machines.
	Lolipop/Sucker	Mix 10u Sugar, 5u Corn Oil, 1 Lolipop Mould	For being such a good sport!
	Malper Bar	Mix 1 Candy Bar, 1 Caramel	A chocolate syringe filled with a caramel injection. Just what the doctor ordered!
	Tool-erone Bar	Mix 1 Candy Bar, 1 Nougat	Chocolate-covered nougat, shaped like a wrench. Great for an engineer on the go!
	Yum-baton Bar	Mix 1 Candy Bar, 1 Toffee	Chocolate and toffee in the shape of a baton. Security sure knows how to pound these down!
	Asteroid Crunch Bar	Mix 1 Candy Bar, 5u Rice	Crunchy rice deposits in delicious chocolate! A favorite of miners galaxy-wide.
	Toxins Test Bar	Mix 1 Candy Bar, 1 Caramel, 1 Nougat	An explosive combination of chocolate, caramel, and nougat. Research has never been so tasty!

Crafting Recipes

To properly prepare the following recipes, you will need to use the crafting system. Simply collect all the ingredients needed on a table or closeby, then click the small "T" button in the lower-right corner of the screen to open the crafting window. Assuming you have the necessary ingredients, the recipe should be an option in this window. Any reagents required by the recipes will need to be in a reagent container such as a beaker, bucket, or glass, and do not need to be in separate containers.

Note: These are all alternate recipes; you can still find these same recipes in machine form, above.

Image	Result	Ingredients	Description/Notes
	Slime Burger	5u Slime Jelly, 1 Bun	Culinary delight..? Slimy!
	Cheese Burger	1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Burger	The cheese adds a good flavor.
	Jelly Burger	5u Cherry Jelly, 1 Bun	Culinary delight..?
	Sandwich	2 Bread Slice, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge	A grand creation of meat, cheese, bread, and several leaves of lettuce! Arthur Dent would be proud.
	Slime Sandwich	2 Bread Slice, 5u Slime Jelly	You wish you had some peanut butter to go with this... Slimy!
	Jelly Sandwich	2 Bread Slice, 5u Cherry Jelly	You wish you had some peanut butter to go with this...
	Not a Sandwich	2 Bread Slice, 1 Fake Mustache	Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.
	Ebi Sushi	1 Cooked Shrimp, 1 Boiled Rice	A simple sushi consisting of cooked shrimp and rice.
	Ikura Sushi	1 Salmon Eggs, 1 Boiled Rice	A simple sushi consisting of salmon roe.
	Inari Sushi	1 Fried Tofu, 1 Boiled Rice	A piece of fried tofu stuffed with rice.
	Sake Sushi	1 Salmon Filet, 1 Boiled Rice	A simple sushi consisting of raw salmon and rice.
	Smoked Salmon Sushi	1 Salmon Steak, 1 Boiled Rice	A simple sushi consisting of cooked salmon and rice.
	Masago Sushi	1 Goldfish Eggs, 1 Boiled Rice	A simple sushi consisting of goldfish roe.
	Tobiko Sushi	1 Shark Eggs, 1 Boiled Rice	A simple sushi consisting of shark roe.
	Tobiko and Egg Sushi	1 Tobiko Sushi, 1 Egg	A sushi consisting of shark roe and an egg.
	Tai Sushi	1 Catfish Meat, 1 Boiled Rice	A simple sushi consisting of catfish and rice.

Deep Fryer Recipes

The deep fryer is a magical machine capable of making even the healthiest snack irreversibly more fattening. The deep fryer can accept ANY food item, and will create a deep-fried version of most foods. Attempting to deep-fry a food that has already been deep-fried, however, will ruin the food beyond recognition and might even start a fire!

Some foods, however, have special interactions with the deep-fryer, using it to transform into an entirely new food instead of a deep-fried version of itself. The resulting food is not considered as having been deep-fried, so you can safely deep-fry it a second time (though beyond that will burn it as normal).

Image	Result	Ingredients	Description/Notes
	Chimichanga	Deep-fry Burrito	Time to eat a chimi-f***ing-changa.
	Corn Chips	Deep-fry Corn	Goes great with salsa! OLE!
	Fried Banana	Deep-fry Banana	Goreng Pisang, also known as fried bananas.
	Fried Shrimp	Deep-fry Shrimp	Just one of the many things you can do with shrimp!
File:Tofu.gif	Fried Tofu	Deep-fry Tofu	Proof that even vegetarians crave unhealthy foods.
	Potato Chips	Deep-fry Raw Potato Sticks	Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps.
	Space Fries	Deep-fry potato wedge.	AKA: French Fries, Freedom Fries, etc.

Notes

• Vitamins restore blood should it be below the normal threshold, and heals brute and burn damage.
• Sugar can reduce paralysis, stun, and weakness and can produce epinephrine. If overdosed, it causes jitteriness.
• Capsaicin oil removes frost oil and warms up the body. It works the other way around as well.
• Condensed Capsaicin can be used for peppersprays.
• Overdosing salt can result in brain damage.
• Hot chocolate and hot ramen warm up the body should it be cold.
• Sprinkles heal brute and burnt damage on security jobs.
• Eggs and beans can make you fart.
• Honey heals brute and burnt damages.
• Concentrated Onion Juice can blind people.
• Mugwort heals all four damage types on wizards.
• Porktonium, if overdosed, produces cholesterol, radium, and cyanide.