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| Yaki Imo
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=== Microwave Recipes ===
{| class="wikitable" width="100%" valign="top"
! Image
! Result
! Recipe
! Description/Notes
|-
! [[File:Burger.png]]
| Burger
| Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Bun
| A bloody burger.
|-
! [[File:Cheeseburger.png]]
| Cheese Burger
| Microwave 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Burger
| The cheese adds a good flavour.
|-
! [[File:Burgerbaseball.png]]
| Homerun Burger
| Microwave 1 Baseball Bat, 1 Bun
| Batter up!
|-
! [[File:brainburger.png]]
| Brain Burger
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Brain
| A strange looking burger. It looks almost sentient. '''WARNING''' - Contains prions which cause Space Kuru!
|-
! [[File:clownburger.png]]
| Clown Burger
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Clown Mask
| This tastes funny...
|-
! [[File:mimeburger.png]]
| Mime Burger
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Beret
| Its taste defies language.
|-
! [[File:tofubuger.png]]
| Tofu Burger
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Tofu
| What.. is that meat?
|-
! [[File:spell.png]]
| Spell Burger
| Microwave 1 Burger, 1 Wizard Hat
| This is absolutely Ei Nath.
|-
! [[File:roburger.png]]
| Roburger
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Robot Head
| The lettuce is the only organic component. Beep.  '''WARNING''' - Contains nanomachines which turn people into cyborgs!
|-
! [[File:xenoburger.png]]
| Xeno Burger
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Xeno Meat
| Smells caustic. Tastes like heresy.
|-
! [[File:Ghostbur.PNG]]
| Ghostburger
| Microwave 1 Ectoplasm, 1 Bun
| Spooky! It doesn't look very filling.
|-
! [[File:bigbite.png]]
| Big Bite Burger
| Microwave 1 Burger, 3 Meat, 1 Egg
| Forget the Big Mac. THIS is the future!
|-
! [[File:superbite.png]]
| Super Bite Burger
| Microwave 1 Big Bite Burger, 5u Salt, 5u Pepper, 1 Dough, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Boiled Egg
| This is a mountain of a burger. FOOD!
|-
! [[File:Burrito.png]]
| Burrito
| Microwave 1 Cutlet, 1 Beans, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Flat Dough, 5u Capsaicin Oil, 5u Rice
| Meat, beans, cheese, and rice wrapped up as an easy-to-hold meal.
|-
! [[File:Hotdog.png]]
| Hotdog
| Microwave 1 Sausage, 1 Bun
| A tube of salty goodness!
|-
! [[File:cubancarp.png]]
| Cuban Carp
| Microwave 1 Carp Fillet, 1 Dough, 1 Chili Pepper
| A grifftastic sandwich that burns your tongue and then leaves it numb!
|-
! [[File:carpsandwich.png]]
| Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Carp Fillet
| Almost like a carp is yelling somewhere... Give me back that fillet -o- carp, give me that carp.
|-
! [[File:toastsand.png]]
| Toasted Sandwich
| Microwave 1 Sandwich
| Now if you only had a pepper bar.
|-
! [[File:jellytoast.png]]
| Slime Toast
| Microwave 1 Bread Slice, 5u Slime Jelly
| A slice of bread covered with slime!
|-
! [[File:jellytoast.png]]
| Jellied Toast
| Microwave 1 Bread Slice, 5u Cherry Jelly
| A slice of bread covered with delicious jam.
|-
! [[File:twobread.png]]
| Two Bread
| Microwave 2 Bread Slice, 5u Wine
| It is very bitter and winy.
|-
! [[File:spagettiboiled.png]]
| Boiled Spaghetti
| Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti
| A plain dish of noodles, this sucks.
|-
! [[File:pastatomato.png]]
| Tomato Pasta
| Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Tomato
| Spaghetti and crushed tomatoes. Just like your abusive father used to make!
|-
! [[File:meatballspag.png]]
| Spaghetti & Meatballs
| Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Meatball
| Now thats a nic'e meatball!
|-
! [[File:spesslaw.png]]
| Spess Law
| Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Meatball
| A lawyers favourite.
|-
! [[File:Maccheese.png]]
| Macaroni Cheese
| Microwave 5u water, 5u milk, 1 cheese wedge, 1 macaroni twists
| The most comforting food in the world, according to Space Americans.
|-
! [[File:meatsoup.png]]
| Meatball Soup
| Microwave 10u Water, 1 Meatball, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato
| You've got balls kid, BALLS!
|-
! [[File:nettlesoup.png]]
| Nettle Soup
| Microwave 10u Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato
| To think, the botanist would've beat you to death with one of these.
|-
! [[File:wishsoup.png]]
| Wish Soup
| Microwave 20u Water
| I wish this was soup.
|-
! [[File:beetsoup.png]]
| Beet Soup
| Microwave 10u Water, 1 White Beet, 1 Cabbage
| Wait, how do you spell it again..?
|-
! [[File:vegesoup.png]]
| Vegetable Soup
| Microwave 10u Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato
| A true vegan meal.
|-
! [[File:tomatosoup.png]]
| Tomato Soup
| Microwave 10u Water, 2 Tomato
| Drinking this feels like being a vampire! A tomato vampire...
|-
! [[File:tomatosoup.png]]
| Blood Soup
| Microwave 10u Blood, 2 Blood Tomato
| Vampires love these.
|-
! [[File:slimesoup.png]]
| Slime Soup
| Microwave 10u of Water, 5u Slime Jelly
| If no water is available, you may substitute tears.
|-
! [[File:milo.png]]
| Milo Soup
| Microwave 10u Water, 2 Soy Dope, 2 Tofu
| The universe's best soup! Yum!!!
|-
! [[File:vegesoup.png]]
| Mushroom Soup
| Microwave 5u Water, 5u Milk, 1 Mushroom
| A delicious and hearty mushroom soup.
|-
! [[File:chawanmushi.png]]
| Chawanmushi
| Microwave 5u Water, 5u Soy Sauce, 1 Chanterelle Mushroom, 2 Egg
| A legendary egg custard that makes friends out of enemies. Probably too hot for a cat to eat.
|-
! [[File:stew.png]]
| Stew
| Microwave 10u Water, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Potato, 1 Carrot, 1 Eggplant, 1 Mushroom.
| A nice and warm stew. Healthy and strong.
|-
! [[File:stew.png]]
| Stewed Soy Meat
| Microwave 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato
|
|-
! [[File:coldstew.png]]
| Cold Chili Stew
| Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato
| Even non-vegetarians will LOVE this!
|-
! [[File:hotstew.png]]
| Hot Chili Stew
| Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato
| A five alarm Texan Chili!
|-
! [[File:donuts.png]]
| Donut
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar
| Goes great with Robust Coffee.
|-
! [[File:donut_sprinkles.png]]
| Donut with Sprinkles
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 3u Sprinkles
| Goes great with Robust Coffee.
|-
! [[File:jdonut.png|50px]][[File:jdonut2.png|50px]]
| Jelly Donut
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Berry Juices
| You jelly?
|-
! [[File:jdonut.png|50px]][[File:jdonut2.png|50px]]
| Slime Jelly Donut
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Slime Jelly
| You jelly?
|-
! [[File:jdonut.png|50px]][[File:jdonut2.png|50px]]
| Cherry Jelly Donut
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Cherry Jelly
| You jelly?
|-
! [[File:donuts.png]]
| Chaos Donuts
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Hot Sauce (Capsaicin), 5u Cold Sauce (Frost Oil)
| Like life, it never quite tastes the same.
|-
! [[File:soylenvirdians.png]]
| Soylent Green
| Microwave 10u Flour, 2 Human Meat
| Not made of people. Honest.
|-
! [[File:soylenvirdians.png]]
| Soylen Viridians
| Microwave 10u Flour, 1 Soybean
| Not made of people. Honest.
|-
! [[File:Boiledrice.png]]
| Boiled Rice
| Microwave 10u Rice, 5u Water
| A boring dish of boring rice.
|-
! [[File:Ricepudding.png]]
| Rice Pudding
| Microwave 10u Rice, 5u Milk
| Where's the jam?
|-
! [[File:cheesefries.png]]
| Cheese Fries
| Microwave 1 Fries, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Fries. Covered in cheese. Duh.
|-
! [[File:AmanitaJelly.gif]]
| Amanita Jelly
| Microwave 5u Water, 5u Vodka, 3 Amanitas
| Looks curiously toxic.
|-
! [[File:eggplantparmigiana.png]]
| Eggplant Parmigiana
| Microwave 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant
| The only good recipe for eggplant.
|-
! [[File:popcorn.png]]
| Popcorn
| Microwave 1 Corn
| Now let's find some cinema.
|-
! [[File:duff.gif]]
| Spacy Liberty Duff
| Microwave 5u Water, 5u Vodka, 3 Liberty Caps
| Jello gelatin, from Alfred Hubbard's cookbook.
|-
! [[File:dionaroast.png]]
| Diona Roast
| Microwave 1 Diona Nymph, 1 Apple, 5u FluoroSulphuric Acid
| It's like an enormous, leathery carrot. With an eye.
|-
! [[File:egg.png]]
| Boiled Egg
| Microwave 1 Egg, 5u Water
| A hard boiled egg.
|-
! [[File:chocegg.png]]
| Chocolate Egg
| Microwave 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate Bar
| Such sweet, fattening food.
|-
! [[File:mysterysoup.png]]
| Mystery Soup
| Microwave 10u Water, 1 Burned Mess, 1 Tofu, 1 Egg, 1 Cheese Wedge
| The mystery is, why aren't you eating it?
|-
! [[File:Slimegrey.png]]
| Boiled Slime Extract
| Microwave 5u Water, 1 Slime Extract
| A boiled red thing.
|-
! [[File:Onionrings.png]]
| Onion Rings
| Microwave 1 Onion Slice
| Onion slices coated in batter.
|-
! [[File:donkpocket.png]]
| Donk Pocket
| Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Meatball
| The food of choice for the seasoned traitor.
|-
! [[File:donkpocket.png]]
| Warm Donk Pocket
| Microwave 1 Donk Pocket
| The food of choice for the seasoned traitor.
|-
! [[File:Taco.png]]
| Taco
| Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 1 Cutlet, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Take a bite!
|-
! [[File:enchi.png]]
| Enchiladas
| Microwave 1 Cutlet, 2 Chili, 1 Corn
| Viva La Mexico!
|-
! [[File:monkeydel.png]]
| Monkey's Delight
| Microwave 1 Monkey Cube, 1 Banana, 10u Flour, 1u Salt, 1u Pepper
| Eeee Eee!
|-
! [[File:clownstears.png]]
| Clown's Tears
| Microwave 10u Water, 1 Banana, 1 Bananium Ore
| Not very funny.
|-
! [[File:fishandchips.png]]
| Fish & Chips
| Microwave 1 Fries, 1 Carp Meat
| I do say so myself chap.
|-
! [[File:stuffing.png]]
| Stuffing
| Microwave 1 Bread, 1u Salt, 1u Pepper, 5u Water
| Moist, peppery breadcrumbs for filling the body cavities of dead birds. Dig in!
|-
! [[File:tofurkey.png]]
| Tofurkey
| Microwave 2 Tofu, 1 Stuffing
| A fake turkey made from tofu.
|-
! [[File:pretzel.png]]
| Poppy Pretzel.
| Microwave 1 Poppy Seed, 1 Dough
| It's all twisted up!
|-
! [[File:candiedapple.png]]
| Candied Apple
| Microwave 5u Water, 5u Sugar, 1 Apple
| An apple coated in sugary sweetness.
|-
! [[File:mint.png]]
| Mint
| Microwave 5u Sugar, 5u Frost Oil (or 5u Toxin)
| Minty fresh!
| It is only wafer thin.
|-
! [[File:Beans.png]]
| Beans
| Microwave 2 Soybean, 5u Ketchup
| Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.
|-
! [[File:Benedict.png]]
| Benedict
| Microwave 1 Fried Egg, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Bread Slice
| There is only one egg on this, how rude.
|-
! [[File:Meatbun.png]]
| Meat Bun
| Microwave 1 Meatball, 1 Cabbage, 1 Dough, 5u Soy Sauce
| Has the potential to not be dog.
|-
! [[File:Icecreamsandwich.png]]
| Ice Cream Sandwich
| Microwave 1 Ice Cream, 5u Ice, 5u Cream
| Portable Ice-cream in it's own packaging.
|-
! [[File:Friedbanana.png]]
| Fried Banana
| Microwave 1 Banana, 10u Sugar, 5u Corn Oil, 1 Dough.
| Goreng Pisang, also known as fried bananas.
|-
! [[File:Spiderlegcooked.png]]
| Boiled Spider Leg
| Microwave 1 Spider Leg, 10u Water
| A giant spider's leg that's still twitching after being cooked. Gross!
|-
! [[File:Spidereggsandham.png]]
| Spider Eggs 'n' Ham
| Microwave 1 Spider Egg, 1 Spider Meat, 1u Salt
| Would you eat them on a train? Would you eat them on a plane? Would you eat them on a state of the art corporate deathtrap floating through space?
|-
! [[File:Sashimi.png]]
| Sashimi
| Microwave 1 Spider Egg, 1 Carp Meat, 5u Soy Sauce
| Celebrate surviving attack from hostile alien lifeforms by hospitalising yourself.
|-
! [[File:boiledshrimp.png]]
| Boiled Shrimp
| Microwave 1 Shrimp, 5u Water
| Just one of the many things you can do with shrimp!
|-
! [[File:Wrap.png]]
| Wrap
| Microwave 1 Fried Egg, 1 Cabbage, 10u Soy Sauce
| The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
|-
! [[File:Herbsalad.png]]
| Herb Salad
| Microwave 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris Branch, 1 Apple
| A tasty salad with apples on top. Poisonous.
|-
! [[File:Aesirsalad.png]]
| Aesir Salad
| Microwave 3 Ambrosia Deus Branch, 1 Golden Apple
| Probably too incredible for mortal men to fully enjoy.
|-
! [[File:Validsalad.png]]
| Valid Salad
| Microwave 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris Branch, 1 Potato, 1 Meatball
| It's just an herb salad with meatballs and fried potato slices. Nothing suspicious about it. Poisonous.
|-
|}
|}

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Alcoholic Beverages

A-H
Image Ingredients
File:AcidSpit.png Acid Spit
5 part Wine, 1 part Sulphuric Acid
AlliesCocktail.png Allies Cocktail
1 part Classic Martini, 1 part Vodka
Aloe.png Aloe
1 part Watermelon Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Whiskey
Amasec.png Amasec
1 part Iron, 1 part Wine, 1 part Vodka
Andalusia.png Andalusia
1 part Rum, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Lemon Juice
Antifreezeglass.png Anti-Freeze
2 part Vodka, 1 part Cream, 1 part Ice
Cognac.png Applejack
2 part cider cooled to 270 K
Atomicbombglass.gif Atomic Bomb
10 part B-52, 1 part Uranium
B-52.png B-52
1 part Irish cream, 1 part Kahlua, 1 part cognac
Bahamamamaglass.png Bahama Mama
2 part Rum, 2 part Orange Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part ice
Barefoot.png Barefoot
1 part Cream, 1 part Vermouth, 1 part Berry Juice
BeepskySmash.gif Beepsky Smash
2 part Lime Juice, 2 part Whiskey, 1 part Iron
Bilk.png Bilk
1 part Beer, 1 part Milk
BlackRussian.png Black Russian
3 part Vodka, 2 part Kahlua
BloodyMary.png Bloody Mary
1 part Vodka, 2 part Tomato Juice, 1 part Lime Juice
Boogerglass.png Booger
1 part Cream, 1 part Banana Juice, 1 part Rum, 1 part Watermelon Juice
BraveBull.png Brave Bull
2 part Tequila, 1 part Kahlua
ChangelingSting.png Changeling Sting
1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Screwdriver
ClassicMartini.png Classic Martini
2 part Gin, 1 part Vermouth
CubaLibre.png Cuba Libre
2 part Rum, 2 part Cola, 1 part Lime Juice
Demonsbloodglass.gif Demons Blood
1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part Rum, 1 part Blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb
DevilsKiss.png Devil's Kiss
1 part Blood, 1 part Rum, 1 part Kahlua
Driest Martini.png Driest Martini
1 part Nothing, 1 part Gin
Drunkenblumpkin.png Drunken Blumpkin
1 part Blumpkin Juice, 1 part Ice, 1 part Irish Cream
Eggnog.png Eggnog
5 part Cream, 5 part Egg, 5 part Rum
ErikaSurprise.png Erika Surprise
1 part Ale, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Ice, 1 part Banana Juice
Flamingmoe.gif Flaming Moe
1 part Cognac, 1 part Gin, 1 part Saline-Glucose Solution, 1 part Tequila, 1 part Vodka, Temperature 374k
GinFizz.png Gin Fizz
2 part Gin, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part Lime Juice
File:GinSonic.png Gin and Sonic
1 part Gin and Tonic, 1 part Methamphetamine
GinTonic.png Gin and Tonic
2 part Gin, 1 part Tonic
Goldschlagerglass.png Goldschlager
10 part Vodka, 1 part Gold
Grog.png Grog
1 part Water, 1 part Rum
H-Z
Image Ingredients
HippiesDelight.png Hippie's Delight
1 part Psilocybin, 1 part Gargle Blaster
IcedBeer.png Iced Beer
10 part Beer + 1 part Frost Oil OR 5 part Beer + 1 part Ice
Irish Car Bomb.png Irish Car Bomb
1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Ale
IrishCoffee.png Irish Coffee
2 part Irish cream, 2 part Coffee
IrishCream.png Irish Cream
2 part Whiskey, 1 part Cream
Patronglass.png Jackrose
4 part applejack, 1 part lemon juice
LongIslandIcedTea.png Long Island Iced Tea
1 part Vodka, 1 part Gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part Tequila
Manhattan.png Manhattan
2 part Whiskey, 1 part Vermouth
Manhattanprojglass.gif Manhattan Project
10 part Manhattan, 1 part Uranium
Margarita.png Margarita
2 part Tequila, 1 part Lime Juice
Mead.png Mead
1 part Sugar, 1 part Water, 1 part Universal Enzymes
Mojito.png Mojito
1 part Rum, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Sugar, 1 part Soda Water
Neurotoxin.png Neuro-toxin
1 part Ether, 1 part Gargle Blaster
GargleBlaster.gif Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
1 part Gin, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Cognac, 1 part Lime Juice
Patronglass.png Patron
10 part Tequila, 1 part Silver
RedMead.png Red Mead
1 part Mead, 1 part Blood
Sbiten.png Sbiten
1 part Vodka, 1 part Capsaicin
Screwdriver.png Screwdriver
2 part Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice
Singuloglass.gif Singulo
5 part Vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part Wine.
SnowWhite.png Snow White
1 part Beer, 1 part Lemon Lime
Suicider.png Suicider
1 part Cider, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Welding Fuel, 1 part Epinephrine
SyndicateBomb.png Syndicate Bomb
1 part Whiskey Cola, 1 part Beer
TequillaSunrise.png Tequilla Sunrise
2 part Tequila, 1 part Orange Juice
ManlyDorf.png The Manly Dorf
1 part Beer, 2 part Ale
File:Threemileislandglass.png Three Mile Island Iced Tea
10 part "Long Island Iced Tea", 1 part Uranium
ToxinsSpecial.gif Toxins Special
2 part Rum, 1 part Vermouth, 2 part Plasma
VodkaMartini.png Vodka Martini
2 part Vodka, 1 part Vermouth
VodkaTonic.png Vodka and Tonic
2 part Vodka, 1 part Tonic
WhiskeyCola.png Whiskey Cola
2 part Whiskey, 1 part Cola
WhiskeySoda.png Whiskey Soda
2 part Whiskey, 1 part Soda Water
WhiteRussian.png White Russian
1 Black Russian, 1 part Cream
Image Processes Condiments
Carrotfries.png Carrot Fries Process one Carrot.
Meatball.png Meatball Process one slab of Meat.
Roastparsnip.png Roast Parsnip Process one Parsnip.
Soydope.png Soy Dope Process one Soybean.
Spaghetti.png Spaghetti Process one Dough Slice.
Macaroni.png Macaroni Process 1 spaghetti
Tatortot.png Tator Tot Process one Potato.
Yakiimo.png Yaki Imo Process one Sweet Potato.

Microwave Recipes

Image Result Recipe Description/Notes
Burger.png Burger Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Bun A bloody burger.
Cheeseburger.png Cheese Burger Microwave 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Burger The cheese adds a good flavour.
Burgerbaseball.png Homerun Burger Microwave 1 Baseball Bat, 1 Bun Batter up!
Brainburger.png Brain Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Brain A strange looking burger. It looks almost sentient. WARNING - Contains prions which cause Space Kuru!
Clownburger.png Clown Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Clown Mask This tastes funny...
Mimeburger.png Mime Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Beret Its taste defies language.
Tofubuger.png Tofu Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Tofu What.. is that meat?
Spell.png Spell Burger Microwave 1 Burger, 1 Wizard Hat This is absolutely Ei Nath.
File:Roburger.png Roburger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Robot Head The lettuce is the only organic component. Beep. WARNING - Contains nanomachines which turn people into cyborgs!
Xenoburger.png Xeno Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Xeno Meat Smells caustic. Tastes like heresy.
File:Ghostbur.PNG Ghostburger Microwave 1 Ectoplasm, 1 Bun Spooky! It doesn't look very filling.
Bigbite.png Big Bite Burger Microwave 1 Burger, 3 Meat, 1 Egg Forget the Big Mac. THIS is the future!
Superbite.png Super Bite Burger Microwave 1 Big Bite Burger, 5u Salt, 5u Pepper, 1 Dough, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Boiled Egg This is a mountain of a burger. FOOD!
Burrito.png Burrito Microwave 1 Cutlet, 1 Beans, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Flat Dough, 5u Capsaicin Oil, 5u Rice Meat, beans, cheese, and rice wrapped up as an easy-to-hold meal.
Hotdog.png Hotdog Microwave 1 Sausage, 1 Bun A tube of salty goodness!
Cubancarp.png Cuban Carp Microwave 1 Carp Fillet, 1 Dough, 1 Chili Pepper A grifftastic sandwich that burns your tongue and then leaves it numb!
Carpsandwich.png Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Carp Fillet Almost like a carp is yelling somewhere... Give me back that fillet -o- carp, give me that carp.
File:Toastsand.png Toasted Sandwich Microwave 1 Sandwich Now if you only had a pepper bar.
Jellytoast.png Slime Toast Microwave 1 Bread Slice, 5u Slime Jelly A slice of bread covered with slime!
Jellytoast.png Jellied Toast Microwave 1 Bread Slice, 5u Cherry Jelly A slice of bread covered with delicious jam.
Twobread.png Two Bread Microwave 2 Bread Slice, 5u Wine It is very bitter and winy.
Spagettiboiled.png Boiled Spaghetti Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti A plain dish of noodles, this sucks.
Pastatomato.png Tomato Pasta Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Tomato Spaghetti and crushed tomatoes. Just like your abusive father used to make!
Meatballspag.png Spaghetti & Meatballs Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Meatball Now thats a nic'e meatball!
Spesslaw.png Spess Law Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Meatball A lawyers favourite.
Maccheese.png Macaroni Cheese Microwave 5u water, 5u milk, 1 cheese wedge, 1 macaroni twists The most comforting food in the world, according to Space Americans.
Meatsoup.png Meatball Soup Microwave 10u Water, 1 Meatball, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato You've got balls kid, BALLS!
Nettlesoup.png Nettle Soup Microwave 10u Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato To think, the botanist would've beat you to death with one of these.
Wishsoup.png Wish Soup Microwave 20u Water I wish this was soup.
Beetsoup.png Beet Soup Microwave 10u Water, 1 White Beet, 1 Cabbage Wait, how do you spell it again..?
Vegesoup.png Vegetable Soup Microwave 10u Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato A true vegan meal.
Tomatosoup.png Tomato Soup Microwave 10u Water, 2 Tomato Drinking this feels like being a vampire! A tomato vampire...
Tomatosoup.png Blood Soup Microwave 10u Blood, 2 Blood Tomato Vampires love these.
Slimesoup.png Slime Soup Microwave 10u of Water, 5u Slime Jelly If no water is available, you may substitute tears.
Milo.png Milo Soup Microwave 10u Water, 2 Soy Dope, 2 Tofu The universe's best soup! Yum!!!
Vegesoup.png Mushroom Soup Microwave 5u Water, 5u Milk, 1 Mushroom A delicious and hearty mushroom soup.
Chawanmushi.png Chawanmushi Microwave 5u Water, 5u Soy Sauce, 1 Chanterelle Mushroom, 2 Egg A legendary egg custard that makes friends out of enemies. Probably too hot for a cat to eat.
Stew.png Stew Microwave 10u Water, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Potato, 1 Carrot, 1 Eggplant, 1 Mushroom. A nice and warm stew. Healthy and strong.
Stew.png Stewed Soy Meat Microwave 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato
Coldstew.png Cold Chili Stew Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato Even non-vegetarians will LOVE this!
Hotstew.png Hot Chili Stew Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato A five alarm Texan Chili!
Donuts.png Donut Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar Goes great with Robust Coffee.
Donut sprinkles.png Donut with Sprinkles Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 3u Sprinkles Goes great with Robust Coffee.
File:Jdonut.pngFile:Jdonut2.png Jelly Donut Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Berry Juices You jelly?
File:Jdonut.pngFile:Jdonut2.png Slime Jelly Donut Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Slime Jelly You jelly?
File:Jdonut.pngFile:Jdonut2.png Cherry Jelly Donut Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Cherry Jelly You jelly?
Donuts.png Chaos Donuts Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Hot Sauce (Capsaicin), 5u Cold Sauce (Frost Oil) Like life, it never quite tastes the same.
File:Soylenvirdians.png Soylent Green Microwave 10u Flour, 2 Human Meat Not made of people. Honest.
File:Soylenvirdians.png Soylen Viridians Microwave 10u Flour, 1 Soybean Not made of people. Honest.
Boiledrice.png Boiled Rice Microwave 10u Rice, 5u Water A boring dish of boring rice.
Ricepudding.png Rice Pudding Microwave 10u Rice, 5u Milk Where's the jam?
Cheesefries.png Cheese Fries Microwave 1 Fries, 1 Cheese Wedge Fries. Covered in cheese. Duh.
AmanitaJelly.gif Amanita Jelly Microwave 5u Water, 5u Vodka, 3 Amanitas Looks curiously toxic.
Eggplantparmigiana.png Eggplant Parmigiana Microwave 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant The only good recipe for eggplant.
Popcorn.png Popcorn Microwave 1 Corn Now let's find some cinema.
Duff.gif Spacy Liberty Duff Microwave 5u Water, 5u Vodka, 3 Liberty Caps Jello gelatin, from Alfred Hubbard's cookbook.
Dionaroast.png Diona Roast Microwave 1 Diona Nymph, 1 Apple, 5u FluoroSulphuric Acid It's like an enormous, leathery carrot. With an eye.
Egg.png Boiled Egg Microwave 1 Egg, 5u Water A hard boiled egg.
Chocegg.png Chocolate Egg Microwave 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate Bar Such sweet, fattening food.
Mysterysoup.png Mystery Soup Microwave 10u Water, 1 Burned Mess, 1 Tofu, 1 Egg, 1 Cheese Wedge The mystery is, why aren't you eating it?
Slimegrey.png Boiled Slime Extract Microwave 5u Water, 1 Slime Extract A boiled red thing.
Onionrings.png Onion Rings Microwave 1 Onion Slice Onion slices coated in batter.
Donkpocket.png Donk Pocket Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Meatball The food of choice for the seasoned traitor.
Donkpocket.png Warm Donk Pocket Microwave 1 Donk Pocket The food of choice for the seasoned traitor.
Taco.png Taco Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 1 Cutlet, 1 Cheese Wedge Take a bite!
Enchi.png Enchiladas Microwave 1 Cutlet, 2 Chili, 1 Corn Viva La Mexico!
Monkeydel.png Monkey's Delight Microwave 1 Monkey Cube, 1 Banana, 10u Flour, 1u Salt, 1u Pepper Eeee Eee!
Clownstears.png Clown's Tears Microwave 10u Water, 1 Banana, 1 Bananium Ore Not very funny.
Fishandchips.png Fish & Chips Microwave 1 Fries, 1 Carp Meat I do say so myself chap.
Stuffing.png Stuffing Microwave 1 Bread, 1u Salt, 1u Pepper, 5u Water Moist, peppery breadcrumbs for filling the body cavities of dead birds. Dig in!
Tofurkey.png Tofurkey Microwave 2 Tofu, 1 Stuffing A fake turkey made from tofu.
Pretzel.png Poppy Pretzel. Microwave 1 Poppy Seed, 1 Dough It's all twisted up!
Candiedapple.png Candied Apple Microwave 5u Water, 5u Sugar, 1 Apple An apple coated in sugary sweetness.
Mint.png Mint Microwave 5u Sugar, 5u Frost Oil (or 5u Toxin) Minty fresh! It is only wafer thin.
Beans.png Beans Microwave 2 Soybean, 5u Ketchup Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.
Benedict.png Benedict Microwave 1 Fried Egg, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Bread Slice There is only one egg on this, how rude.
Meatbun.png Meat Bun Microwave 1 Meatball, 1 Cabbage, 1 Dough, 5u Soy Sauce Has the potential to not be dog.
Icecreamsandwich.png Ice Cream Sandwich Microwave 1 Ice Cream, 5u Ice, 5u Cream Portable Ice-cream in it's own packaging.
Friedbanana.png Fried Banana Microwave 1 Banana, 10u Sugar, 5u Corn Oil, 1 Dough. Goreng Pisang, also known as fried bananas.
Spiderlegcooked.png Boiled Spider Leg Microwave 1 Spider Leg, 10u Water A giant spider's leg that's still twitching after being cooked. Gross!
Spidereggsandham.png Spider Eggs 'n' Ham Microwave 1 Spider Egg, 1 Spider Meat, 1u Salt Would you eat them on a train? Would you eat them on a plane? Would you eat them on a state of the art corporate deathtrap floating through space?
Sashimi.png Sashimi Microwave 1 Spider Egg, 1 Carp Meat, 5u Soy Sauce Celebrate surviving attack from hostile alien lifeforms by hospitalising yourself.
Boiledshrimp.png Boiled Shrimp Microwave 1 Shrimp, 5u Water Just one of the many things you can do with shrimp!
Wrap.png Wrap Microwave 1 Fried Egg, 1 Cabbage, 10u Soy Sauce The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
Herbsalad.png Herb Salad Microwave 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris Branch, 1 Apple A tasty salad with apples on top. Poisonous.
Aesirsalad.png Aesir Salad Microwave 3 Ambrosia Deus Branch, 1 Golden Apple Probably too incredible for mortal men to fully enjoy.
Validsalad.png Valid Salad Microwave 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris Branch, 1 Potato, 1 Meatball It's just an herb salad with meatballs and fried potato slices. Nothing suspicious about it. Poisonous.
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