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<h1 style="text-align: center; font-size: 48px; color: #8b0000; text-decoration: underline;">Welcome to the Exquisite Shitcurity Bistro!</h1> | |||
<h2 style="font-size: | <p style="font-size: 24px; line-height: 1.5; text-align: justify; color: #8b0000;">Where bungling is an art form and pandemonium is masterfully prepared. Delve into our carefully curated menu, a testament to the finest in shoddy security experiences. Please note that our offerings are purely for entertainment purposes (or maybe not).</p> | ||
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<tr> | <h2 style="font-size: 36px; color: #8b0000;">Appetizers</h2> | ||
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<th style="padding: 10px; text-align: left; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Menu Item</th> | |||
<th style="padding: 10px; text-align: left; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Description</th> | |||
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<td>Slip 'n Slide Surprise</td> | <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Slip 'n Slide Surprise</td> | ||
<td>A classic banana peel | <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">A classic banana peel delicacy served with finesse on the floor. Experience the thrill of stumbling!</td> | ||
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<td>Keycard Conundrum</td> | <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Keycard Conundrum</td> | ||
<td> | <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">An enigmatic assortment of keycards with unpredictable access levels. Embrace the challenge of unlocking chaos!</td> | ||
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<td>Coffee Cup Calamity</td> | <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Coffee Cup Calamity</td> | ||
<td>A cup of coffee that's | <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">A tantalizing cup of coffee that's perpetually lukewarm or scalding hot, guaranteed to divert your attention from the task at hand.</td> | ||
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<h2 style="font-size: | <h2 style="font-size: 36px; color: #8b0000;">Main Courses</h2> | ||
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<th style=" | <th style="padding: 10px; text-align: left; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Menu Item</th> | ||
<th style=" | <th style="padding: 10px; text-align: left; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Description</th> | ||
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<td>Contraband Casserole</td> | <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Contraband Casserole</td> | ||
<td>A | <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">A delectable fusion of illicit items stealthily smuggled into the premises. Can you apprehend the masterminds behind the taste of rebellion?</td> | ||
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<td>Interrogation Platter</td> | <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Interrogation Platter</td> | ||
<td>A selection of | <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">A selection of interrogation techniques that teeter between absurdity and inefficiency. Unleash your inner comedic detective!</td> | ||
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<td>Perma-Brig Surprise</td> | <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Perma-Brig Surprise</td> | ||
<td>A dish that | <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">A dish that promises a permanent vacation within the brig's cozy confines. Handcuffs included for an authentic experience.</td> | ||
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<h2 style="font-size: | <h2 style="font-size: 36px; color: #8b0000;">Desserts</h2> | ||
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<th style=" | <th style="padding: 10px; text-align: left; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Menu Item</th> | ||
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<td>Jailbreak Sundae</td> | <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Jailbreak Sundae</td> | ||
<td>A delightful sundae | <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">A delightful sundae adorned with slip-inducing bananas, shattered bars, and a sprinkle of chaos. Attempt an escape, if you dare!</td> | ||
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<td>Sec's Special Delight</td> | <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Sec's Special Delight</td> | ||
<td>A | <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">A clandestine dessert crafted by our esteemed Shitcurity chef. Its recipe is so classified, even they don't know what goes into it.</td> | ||
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<td>Confiscated Cookies</td> | <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Confiscated Cookies</td> | ||
<td>Freshly baked cookies | <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Freshly baked cookies pilfered from dubious individuals. Indulge in the thrill of stolen treats!</td> | ||
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<p style="font-size: | <p style="font-size: 24px; line-height: 1.5; text-align: justify; color: #8b0000;">Thank you for joining us at the Exquisite Shitcurity Bistro! We hope you relish the extravagant chaos we present. Remember, the security mishaps come complimentary, and the pandemonium is a feast for the senses!</p> | ||
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Revision as of 15:23, 8 June 2023
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Here the fun begins!
Welcome to the Exquisite Shitcurity Bistro!
Where bungling is an art form and pandemonium is masterfully prepared. Delve into our carefully curated menu, a testament to the finest in shoddy security experiences. Please note that our offerings are purely for entertainment purposes (or maybe not).
Appetizers
| Menu Item | Description |
|---|---|
| Slip 'n Slide Surprise | A classic banana peel delicacy served with finesse on the floor. Experience the thrill of stumbling! |
| Keycard Conundrum | An enigmatic assortment of keycards with unpredictable access levels. Embrace the challenge of unlocking chaos! |
| Coffee Cup Calamity | A tantalizing cup of coffee that's perpetually lukewarm or scalding hot, guaranteed to divert your attention from the task at hand. |
Main Courses
| Menu Item | Description |
|---|---|
| Contraband Casserole | A delectable fusion of illicit items stealthily smuggled into the premises. Can you apprehend the masterminds behind the taste of rebellion? |
| Interrogation Platter | A selection of interrogation techniques that teeter between absurdity and inefficiency. Unleash your inner comedic detective! |
| Perma-Brig Surprise | A dish that promises a permanent vacation within the brig's cozy confines. Handcuffs included for an authentic experience. |
Desserts
| Menu Item | Description |
|---|---|
| Jailbreak Sundae | A delightful sundae adorned with slip-inducing bananas, shattered bars, and a sprinkle of chaos. Attempt an escape, if you dare! |
| Sec's Special Delight | A clandestine dessert crafted by our esteemed Shitcurity chef. Its recipe is so classified, even they don't know what goes into it. |
| Confiscated Cookies | Freshly baked cookies pilfered from dubious individuals. Indulge in the thrill of stolen treats! |
Thank you for joining us at the Exquisite Shitcurity Bistro! We hope you relish the extravagant chaos we present. Remember, the security mishaps come complimentary, and the pandemonium is a feast for the senses!