Guide to Food
Assigned to:PacifistDalek
Nutrition
Template:Multiple image As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. It should be noted that food contains a nutritional value which differs from fullness and will affect how much your bar gains from the food you consume. Junk food, vending machine snacks, will fill you up and not allow you to eat anything more but will not fill your Nutrition bar as quickly as a meal from the chef and will drain quicker. To properly feed yourself, a healthy meal from the chef will get your nutrition up the quickest and not overfill your stomach.
A full Nutrition bar is a nice full blue. Full nutrition has many positive effects such as regenerating health, healthy reagents staying in your body for longer, restoring blood, and toxins cycling out of your system quicker. Your movement speed is also at max while at full hunger whereas starvation will yield a much slower speed.
Drinks
The Booze-O-Mat is a vending machine that dispenses alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages in cans, bottles, or jugs. The Bar comes with one, while the old bar in maintenance comes with an unpowered one that you will need to fix to dispense. These machines can be built with the correct board printed from Research and the restocking part ordered from Cargo.
The contents of the Booze-O-Mat are as follows:
| Image | Item | Reagent | Description |
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Griffeater Gin | Gin | A bottle of high-quality gin, produced in the New London Space Station. |
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Uncle Git's Special Reserve | Whiskey | A premium single-malt whiskey, gently matured inside the tunnels of a nuclear shelter. TUNNEL WHISKEY RULES. |
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Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila | Tequila | Made from premium petroleum distillates, pure thalidomide and other fine quality ingredients! |
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Tunguska Triple Distilled | Vodka | Aah, vodka. Prime choice of drink AND fuel by Russians worldwide. |
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Goldeneye Vermouth | Vermouth | Sweet, sweet dryness~ |
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Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum | Rum | This isn't just rum, oh no. It's practically GRIFF in a bottle. |
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Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine | Wine | A faint aura of unease and asspainery surrounds the bottle. |
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Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac | Cognac | A sweet and strongly alcoholic drink, made after numerous distillations and years of maturing. You might as well not scream 'SHITCURITY' this time. |
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Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur | Kahlua | A widely known, Mexican coffee-flavoured liqueur. In production since 1936, HONK. |
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Space Beer | Beer | Contains only water, malt and hops. |
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Magm-Ale | Ale | A true Dorf's drink of choice. |
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Beep's Classic Synthanol | Synthanol | A can of IPC booze, however that works. (Note: This is the alcoholic equivalent for IPCs. It is toxic to organic species.) |
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Orange Juice | Orange Juice | Full of vitamins and deliciousness! |
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Tomato Juice | Tomato Juice | Well, at least it LOOKS like tomato juice. You can't tell with all that redness. |
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Lime Juice | Lime Juice | Sweet-sour goodness. |
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Milk Cream | Cream | It's cream. Made from milk. What else did you think you'd find in there? |
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T-Borg's Tonic Water | Tonic Water | Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away. |
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Space Cola | Cola | Cola. In space. |
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Soda Water | Soda Water | A can of soda water. Still water's more refreshing cousin. |
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Glass | N/A | A glass to use to pour drinks in. It holds up to 50 units. It will change sprites if you make a drink recipe until the drink has been finished. It will then revert to this state. |
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Shot Glass | N/A | A shot glass that can hold up to 15 units. All the contents in the glass will be taken as a shot in one go. This sprite won't change when you make a drink recipe. |
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Ice Cup | Ice | Careful, cold ice, do not chew. |
Note: There are two other dispensers available in the bar, the booze dispenser and the soda fountain. They contain the above reagents, and more, to be used in the drink recipes. They can be toggled to reveal more reagents for use by using a multitool on them.
Booze Portal 9001
This is also known as the booze dispenser. At shift start it is found inside the bar, behind the bartender's counter as it is manned by the Bartender. These are the following things that the machine dispensers:
Normal Drinks| Ale | Beer | Cider | Cognac | Cream | Gin | Ice | Kahlua | Mead | Rum | Synthanol | Tequila | Vermouth | Vodka | Whiskey | Wine |
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| Absinthe | Ethanol | Goldschlager | Nothing | Patron | Sake |
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- You can obtain the hacked drinks by applying a multitool to the drink dispenser.
The Bottler
A bottler is a machine you can order from cargo via the Brewing Buddy Bottler Unit crate for 35 cargo points. This machine allows you to put in three ingredients into the machine in the listed order, and create a drink that gets stored in either a bottle, glass, or can. You will require the assistance of botany, mining, and other departments to make these drinks. These drinks have additional effects that normal drinks don't have, but you will have to experiment with them yourself to find out what each one does.
The order of the ingredients is important.
Bottler Recipes
| Name | Recipe | Description |
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| Apple-pocalypse | Apple, Apple, Apple | If doomsday came in fruit form, it'd probably be apples. |
| Berry Banned | Berries, Berries, Berries | Reason for ban: excessive flavour. |
| Berry Banned | Poison Berries, Poison Berries, Poison Berries | Reason for ban: excessive flavour. |
| Blackeye Brew | Cola, Sugar Cane, Ice Cream | Creamy, smooth flavour, just like the bald heads of the masses. Supposedly aged for 30 years. |
| Grape Granade | Grape Juice, Grapes, Flash | Exploding with grape flavour and a favourite among ERT members system-wide. |
| Meteor Malt | Wheat, Unrefined Ore, Unrefined Ore | Soft drinks have been detected on a collision course with your tastebuds. |
| Paradise Punch | Grapes, Banana, Cherries | Tastes just how you'd think Paradise would if you could bottle it. |
Alcoholic Beverages
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Synthanol-Based Beverages
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Non-alcoholic Beverages
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Ingredient Recipes
Note: Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Soy Milk are all measured off of reagent units rather than containers. They can be poured directly into the microwave. Additionally, you only need at least the suggested amount of those ingredients, instead of exactly the right amount.
Non-Machine Recipes
| Image | Result | Recipe | Notes |
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Flat Dough | Use your rolling pin on one dough | |
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Flat Pastry Dough | Use your rolling pin on one pastry dough | |
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Unbaked Cookies | Use your circular cutter on one flat pastry dough | |
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Chocochips Unbaked Cookies | Use a pile of chocolate on one unbaked cookie | |
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Meatwheat Clump | Right-click on the Meatwheat in your hand | Use it as a Meat replacement |
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Raw Cutlet | Cut 1 Meat. | 3 Cutlets per 1 Meat |
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Raw Bacon | Cut 1 Raw Cutlet | |
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Dough Slice | Cut 1 Flat Dough on a table or tray | 3 Dough Slices per 1 Flat Dough |
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Cheese Wedge | Cut 1 Cheese Wheel on a table or tray | 5 Cheese Wedges per 1 Cheese Wheel |
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Raw Potato Sticks | Cut 1 Potato | |
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Pile of Chocolate | Cut 1 Chocolate Bar |
Processor Recipes
Some items will go through the processor, which is next to your blender. Experiment with it!
| Image | Processes | Condiments |
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Carrot Fries | Process one Carrot. |
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Meatball | Process one slab of Meat. |
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Roast Parsnip | Process one Parsnip. |
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Soy Dope | Process one Soybean. |
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Spaghetti | Process one Dough Slice. |
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Macaroni | Process 1 spaghetti |
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Tator Tot | Process one Potato. |
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Yaki Imo | Process one Sweet Potato. |
Reagent Recipes
To mix some of this stuff, grab a beaker to hold some liquid such as milk or universal enzyme and mix it in with the blender. After which, grab the item you wish to blend with into the blender. You should hear something similar to mixing chemicals and poof, out comes your stuff magically. Some things require the juicer to be used instead, don't mix these up!
| Image | Blends | Condiments |
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Dough | Combine 15u Flour, 10u Water |
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Pastry Dough | Combine 10u Flour, 10u Milk, 5u sugar |
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Universal Enzyme | Found on the Cook's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay. |
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Nutriment | Blend any solid food. |
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Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil | Blend Chili Peppers |
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Cold Sauce/Frost Oil | Blend Ice Peppers |
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Ketchup | Blend Tomatoes |
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Corn Oil | Juice Corn |
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Soy Sauce | Mix 5u Soy Milk, 5u Salt, 40u Water |
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Soy Milk | Blend Soy Beans |
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Flour | Grind Wheat |
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Cherry Jelly | Blend Cherries |
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Rice | Blend Rice Stalk |
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Salt | Mix 5u Water, 5u Sodium, 5u Chlorine (Chem Dispenser). Extra shakers in bar & kitchen, and food crates from Cargo. |
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Pepper | Extra shakers in the bar & kitchen, and food crates from Cargo. |
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Moonshine | Mix 10u Nutriment, 5u Universal Enzyme (catalyst) |
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Cheese Wheel | Mix 40u Space Milk, 5 Universal Enzyme |
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Chocolate Bar | Mix 2u Cocoa Powder, 2u Milk (or Soy Milk), 2u Sugar |
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Tofu | Mix 10u Soymilk, 5u Universal Enzyme |
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Gravy | Mix 5u Milk, 5u Porktonium, 5u Corn Starch, Heat up to 374K |
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Vodka | Mix 10u Potato Juice, 5u Universal Enzyme (catalyst) |
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Sake | Mix 10u Rice, 5u Water, 5u Universal Enzyme (catalyst) |
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Kahlua | Mix 5u Coffee, 5u Sugar, 5u Vodka or Rum, 5u Universal Enzyme (catalyst) |
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Space Beer | Mix 10u Corn Oil, 5u Universal Enzyme (catalyst) |
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Wine | Mix 10u Berry Juice, 5u Universal Enzyme (catalyst) |
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Coffee | Mix 1 Coffee Powder, 5u Water |
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Tea | Mix 1 Ground Tea Leaves, 5u Water |
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Hot Coco | Mix 5u Cocoa, 5u Water |
| File:Berryglass.png | Berry Juice | Juice Berries |
| File:Brownglass.png | Potato juice | Juice Potatoes |
| File:Orangeglass.png | Orange Juice | Juice Oranges |
| File:Greenglass.png | Lime Juice | Juice Limes |
| File:Lemonglass.png | Lemon Juice | Juice Lemons |
| File:Brownglass.png | Watermelon Juice | Juice one Watermelon Slice |
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Sugar | Blend White Beets or Sugar Cane |
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Sprinkles | Blend Donuts |
Food Recipes
Grill Recipes
| Image | Result | Recipe | Description/Notes |
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Cutlet | Grill 1 Raw Cutlet | A thin piece of raw meat. |
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Bacon | Grill 1 Raw Bacon | It looks juicy and tastes amazing! |
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Tele Bacon | Grill 1 Meat (or 1 Synthflesh - creates Synthitelebacon), 1 Remote Signaler Device | It tastes a little odd but it is still delicious. |
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Fish Fingers | Grill 10u Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Carp Meat | A finger of fish. Slightly toxic. |
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Sausage | Grill 1 Meatball, 1 Cutlet | A piece of mixed, long meat. |
| File:Toastsand.png | Grilled Cheese | Grill 2 Bread Slices, 1 Cheese Wedge | Goes great with Tomato soup! |
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Meat Steak | Grill 1u Salt, 1u Black Pepper, 1 Meat | A piece of hot spicy meat. |
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Syntisteak | Grill 1u Salt, 1u Black Pepper, 1 Synthmeat | A piece of hot spicy meat. |
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Waffles | Grill 2 Dough, 10u Sugar | Mmm, waffles. |
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Roffle Waffles | Grill 2 Dough, 10u Sugar, 5u Psilocybin. | Waffles from Roffle. Co. |
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Kabob | Grill 2 Human Meat, Metal Rod | A human meat, on a stick. |
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Monkey Kabob | Grill 2 Meat, Metal Rod | Delicious meat, on a stick. |
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Syntikabob | Grill 2 Synthmeat, Metal Rod | Delicious meat, on a stick. |
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Kabob | Grill 2 Tofu, Metal Rod | Vegan meat, on a stick. |
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Wing Fang Chu | Grill 5u Soy Sauce, 1 Xeno-Meat | A savoury dish of alien wing wang in soy. |
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Fried-Egg | Grill 1 Egg, 1u Salt, 1u Pepper | A fried egg, with a touch of salt and pepper. |
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Cheese Omelet | Grill 2 Egg, 2 Cheese Wedges | That's all you can say! |
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Salmon Steak | Grill 1 Salmon Filet, 1u Salt, 1u Pepper | A piece of freshly-grilled salmon meat. |
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Tamago Sushi | Grill 1 Egg, 1 Boiled Rice, 5u Sake | A simple sushi consisting of egg and rice. |
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Unagi Sushi | Grill 1 Electric Eel, 1 Boiled Rice, 5u Sake | A simple sushi consisting of eel and rice. |
Microwave Recipes
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Burger | Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Bun | A bloody burger. | |
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Cheese Burger | Microwave 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Burger | The cheese adds a good flavour. | |
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Homerun Burger | Microwave 1 Baseball Bat, 1 Bun | Batter up! | |
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Brain Burger | Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Brain | A strange looking burger. It looks almost sentient. WARNING - Contains prions which cause Space Kuru! | |
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Clown Burger | Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Clown Mask | This tastes funny... | |
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Mime Burger | Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Beret | Its taste defies language. | |
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Tofu Burger | Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Tofu | What.. is that meat? | |
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Spell Burger | Microwave 1 Burger, 1 Wizard Hat | This is absolutely Ei Nath. | |
| File:Roburger.png | Roburger | Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Robot Head | The lettuce is the only organic component. Beep. WARNING - Contains nanomachines which turn people into cyborgs! | |
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Xeno Burger | Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Xeno Meat | Smells caustic. Tastes like heresy. | |
| File:Ghostbur.PNG | Ghostburger | Microwave 1 Ectoplasm, 1 Bun | Spooky! It doesn't look very filling. | |
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Big Bite Burger | Microwave 1 Burger, 3 Meat, 1 Egg | Forget the Big Mac. THIS is the future! | |
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Super Bite Burger | Microwave 1 Big Bite Burger, 5u Salt, 5u Pepper, 1 Dough, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Boiled Egg | This is a mountain of a burger. FOOD! | |
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Burrito | Microwave 1 Cutlet, 1 Beans, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Flat Dough, 5u Capsaicin Oil, 5u Rice | Meat, beans, cheese, and rice wrapped up as an easy-to-hold meal. | |
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Hotdog | Microwave 1 Sausage, 1 Bun | A tube of salty goodness! | |
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Cuban Carp | Microwave 1 Carp Fillet, 1 Dough, 1 Chili Pepper | A grifftastic sandwich that burns your tongue and then leaves it numb! | |
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Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich | Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Carp Fillet | Almost like a carp is yelling somewhere... Give me back that fillet -o- carp, give me that carp. | |
| File:Toastsand.png | Toasted Sandwich | Microwave 1 Sandwich | Now if you only had a pepper bar. | |
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Slime Toast | Microwave 1 Bread Slice, 5u Slime Jelly | A slice of bread covered with slime! | |
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Jellied Toast | Microwave 1 Bread Slice, 5u Cherry Jelly | A slice of bread covered with delicious jam. | |
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Two Bread | Microwave 2 Bread Slice, 5u Wine | It is very bitter and winy. | |
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Boiled Spaghetti | Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti | A plain dish of noodles, this sucks. | |
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Tomato Pasta | Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Tomato | Spaghetti and crushed tomatoes. Just like your abusive father used to make! | |
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Spaghetti & Meatballs | Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Meatball | Now thats a nic'e meatball! | |
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Spess Law | Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Meatball | A lawyers favourite. | |
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Macaroni Cheese | Microwave 5u water, 5u milk, 1 cheese wedge, 1 macaroni twists | The most comforting food in the world, according to Space Americans. | |
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Meatball Soup | Microwave 10u Water, 1 Meatball, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato | You've got balls kid, BALLS! | |
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Nettle Soup | Microwave 10u Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato | To think, the botanist would've beat you to death with one of these. | |
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Wish Soup | Microwave 20u Water | I wish this was soup. | |
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Beet Soup | Microwave 10u Water, 1 White Beet, 1 Cabbage | Wait, how do you spell it again..? | |
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Vegetable Soup | Microwave 10u Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato | A true vegan meal. | |
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Tomato Soup | Microwave 10u Water, 2 Tomato | Drinking this feels like being a vampire! A tomato vampire... | |
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Blood Soup | Microwave 10u Blood, 2 Blood Tomato | Vampires love these. | |
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Slime Soup | Microwave 10u of Water, 5u Slime Jelly | If no water is available, you may substitute tears. | |
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Milo Soup | Microwave 10u Water, 2 Soy Dope, 2 Tofu | The universe's best soup! Yum!!! | |
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Mushroom Soup | Microwave 5u Water, 5u Milk, 1 Mushroom | A delicious and hearty mushroom soup. | |
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Chawanmushi | Microwave 5u Water, 5u Soy Sauce, 1 Chanterelle Mushroom, 2 Egg | A legendary egg custard that makes friends out of enemies. Probably too hot for a cat to eat. | |
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Stew | Microwave 10u Water, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Potato, 1 Carrot, 1 Eggplant, 1 Mushroom. | A nice and warm stew. Healthy and strong. | |
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Stewed Soy Meat | Microwave 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato | ||
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Cold Chili Stew | Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato | Even non-vegetarians will LOVE this! | |
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Hot Chili Stew | Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato | A five alarm Texan Chili! | |
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Donut | Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar | Goes great with Robust Coffee. | |
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Donut with Sprinkles | Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 3u Sprinkles | Goes great with Robust Coffee. | |
| File:Jdonut.pngFile:Jdonut2.png | Jelly Donut | Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Berry Juices | You jelly? | |
| File:Jdonut.pngFile:Jdonut2.png | Slime Jelly Donut | Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Slime Jelly | You jelly? | |
| File:Jdonut.pngFile:Jdonut2.png | Cherry Jelly Donut | Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Cherry Jelly | You jelly? | |
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Chaos Donuts | Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Hot Sauce (Capsaicin), 5u Cold Sauce (Frost Oil) | Like life, it never quite tastes the same. | |
| File:Soylenvirdians.png | Soylent Green | Microwave 10u Flour, 2 Human Meat | Not made of people. Honest. | |
| File:Soylenvirdians.png | Soylen Viridians | Microwave 10u Flour, 1 Soybean | Not made of people. Honest. | |
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Boiled Rice | Microwave 10u Rice, 5u Water | A boring dish of boring rice. | |
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Rice Pudding | Microwave 10u Rice, 5u Milk | Where's the jam? | |
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Cheese Fries | Microwave 1 Fries, 1 Cheese Wedge | Fries. Covered in cheese. Duh. | |
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Amanita Jelly | Microwave 5u Water, 5u Vodka, 3 Amanitas | Looks curiously toxic. | |
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Eggplant Parmigiana | Microwave 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant | The only good recipe for eggplant. | |
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Popcorn | Microwave 1 Corn | Now let's find some cinema. | |
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Spacy Liberty Duff | Microwave 5u Water, 5u Vodka, 3 Liberty Caps | Jello gelatin, from Alfred Hubbard's cookbook. | |
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Diona Roast | Microwave 1 Diona Nymph, 1 Apple, 5u FluoroSulphuric Acid | It's like an enormous, leathery carrot. With an eye. | |
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Boiled Egg | Microwave 1 Egg, 5u Water | A hard boiled egg. | |
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Chocolate Egg | Microwave 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate Bar | Such sweet, fattening food. | |
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Mystery Soup | Microwave 10u Water, 1 Burned Mess, 1 Tofu, 1 Egg, 1 Cheese Wedge | The mystery is, why aren't you eating it? | |
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Boiled Slime Extract | Microwave 5u Water, 1 Slime Extract | A boiled red thing. | |
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Onion Rings | Microwave 1 Onion Slice | Onion slices coated in batter. | |
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Donk Pocket | Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Meatball | The food of choice for the seasoned traitor. | |
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Warm Donk Pocket | Microwave 1 Donk Pocket | The food of choice for the seasoned traitor. | |
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Taco | Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 1 Cutlet, 1 Cheese Wedge | Take a bite! | |
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Enchiladas | Microwave 1 Cutlet, 2 Chili, 1 Corn | Viva La Mexico! | |
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Monkey's Delight | Microwave 1 Monkey Cube, 1 Banana, 10u Flour, 1u Salt, 1u Pepper | Eeee Eee! | |
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Clown's Tears | Microwave 10u Water, 1 Banana, 1 Bananium Ore | Not very funny. | |
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Fish & Chips | Microwave 1 Fries, 1 Carp Meat | I do say so myself chap. | |
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Stuffing | Microwave 1 Bread, 1u Salt, 1u Pepper, 5u Water | Moist, peppery breadcrumbs for filling the body cavities of dead birds. Dig in! | |
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Tofurkey | Microwave 2 Tofu, 1 Stuffing | A fake turkey made from tofu. | |
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Poppy Pretzel. | Microwave 1 Poppy Seed, 1 Dough | It's all twisted up! | |
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Candied Apple | Microwave 5u Water, 5u Sugar, 1 Apple | An apple coated in sugary sweetness. | |
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Mint | Microwave 5u Sugar, 5u Frost Oil (or 5u Toxin) | Minty fresh! | It is only wafer thin. |
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Beans | Microwave 2 Soybean, 5u Ketchup | Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container. | |
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Benedict | Microwave 1 Fried Egg, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Bread Slice | There is only one egg on this, how rude. | |
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Meat Bun | Microwave 1 Meatball, 1 Cabbage, 1 Dough, 5u Soy Sauce | Has the potential to not be dog. | |
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Ice Cream Sandwich | Microwave 1 Ice Cream, 5u Ice, 5u Cream | Portable Ice-cream in it's own packaging. | |
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Fried Banana | Microwave 1 Banana, 10u Sugar, 5u Corn Oil, 1 Dough. | Goreng Pisang, also known as fried bananas. | |
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Boiled Spider Leg | Microwave 1 Spider Leg, 10u Water | A giant spider's leg that's still twitching after being cooked. Gross! | |
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Spider Eggs 'n' Ham | Microwave 1 Spider Egg, 1 Spider Meat, 1u Salt | Would you eat them on a train? Would you eat them on a plane? Would you eat them on a state of the art corporate deathtrap floating through space? | |
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Sashimi | Microwave 1 Spider Egg, 1 Carp Meat, 5u Soy Sauce | Celebrate surviving attack from hostile alien lifeforms by hospitalising yourself. | |
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Boiled Shrimp | Microwave 1 Shrimp, 5u Water | Just one of the many things you can do with shrimp! | |
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Wrap | Microwave 1 Fried Egg, 1 Cabbage, 10u Soy Sauce | The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket. | |
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Herb Salad | Microwave 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris Branch, 1 Apple | A tasty salad with apples on top. Poisonous. | |
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Aesir Salad | Microwave 3 Ambrosia Deus Branch, 1 Golden Apple | Probably too incredible for mortal men to fully enjoy. | |
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Valid Salad | Microwave 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris Branch, 1 Potato, 1 Meatball | It's just an herb salad with meatballs and fried potato slices. Nothing suspicious about it. Poisonous. |
Oven Recipes
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Bun | Bake 1 Dough | The base for any self-respecting burger. |
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Bread | Bake 1 Dough, 1 Egg | Sliceable. Some plain old Earthen bread. |
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Meatbread | Bake 3 Meat, 3 Dough, 3 Cheese Wedges | Sliceable. The culinary base of every self-respecting eloquent gentleman. |
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Synthibread | Bake 3 Synthetic Meat, 3 Dough, 3 Cheese Wedges | Sliceable. The culinary base of every self-respecting eloquent gentleman. |
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Tofu-Bread | Bake 3 Tofu, 3 Cheese Wedges, 3 Dough | Sliceable. Like meatbread but for vegetarians. Not guaranteed to give superpowers. |
| File:Xbread.png | Xeno-bread | Bake 3 Xeno-meat, 3 Dough, 3 Cheese Wedges | Sliceable. The culinary base of every self-respecting eloquent gentleman. Extra Heretical. |
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Banana-nut Bread | Bake 3 Dough, 5u Milk, 15u Sugar 1 Banana | Sliceable. A heavenly and filling treat. |
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Cream Cheese Bread | Bake 2 Dough, 2 Cheese Wedges. | Sliceable. Yum yum yum! |
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Margherita Pizza | Bake 1 Flat Dough, 4 Cheese Wedges, 1 Tomato | Sliceable. The golden standard of pizzas. |
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Macaroni Cheese Pizza | Bake 1 Flat Dough, 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Macaroni Cheese | Sliceable. Has yet to be classified as 'pizza'. |
| File:Hawiianpizza.png | Hawaiian Pizza | Bake 1 Flat Dough, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato, 1 Meat, 2 Pineapple slices | Sliceable. The pizza to divide us. |
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Mushroom Pizza | Bake 1 Flat Dough, 5 any Mushrooms, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato | Sliceable. Very special pizza. |
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Meat Pizza | Bake 1 Flat Dough, 3 Meat, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato | Sliceable. A pizza with meat topping. |
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Syntipizza | Bake 1 Flat Dough, 3 Synthmeat, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato | Sliceable. A pizza with meat topping. |
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Vegetable Pizza | Bake 1 Flat Dough, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Eggplant, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Tomato | Sliceable. No one of Tomato Sapiens were harmed during making this pizza. |
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Loaded Baked Potato | Bake 1 Potato, 1 Cheese Wedge | Totally baked. |
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Muffins | Bake 1 Dough, 5u Milk, 5u Sugar | A delicious and spongy little cake. |
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Baguette | Bake 2 Dough, 1u Salt, 1u Pepper | Bon appetit! |
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Flatbread | Bake 1 Flat Dough | Bland but filling. |
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Cracker | Bake 1 Dough Slice, 1u Salt | It's a salted cracker. |
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Banana Cream Pie | Bake 1 Flat Dough, 1 Banana, 5u Sugar | Just like back home, on clown planet! HONK! |
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Berry Clafoutis | Bake 1 Flat Dough, 1 Berry | No black birds, this is a good sign. |
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Meatpies | Bake 1 Meat, 1 Flat Dough | Made of people, or not? |
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Tofu Pie | Bake 1 Tofu, 1 Flat Dough | An old barber recipe, very delicious! |
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Xeno-pie | Bake 1 Xeno-meat, 1 Flat Dough | A delicious meatpie. Probably heretical. |
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Apple Pie | Bake 1 Flat Dough, 1 Apple | A pie containing sweet sweet love... or apple. |
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Apple Tart | Bake 10u Flour, 1 Egg, 5u Sugar, 5u Milk, 1 Golden Apple | A tasty dessert that won't make it through a metal detector. |
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Cherry Pie | Bake 1 Flat Dough, 10u Sugar, 1 Cherries | Taste so good, make a grown man cry. |
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Pumpkin Pie | Bake 1 Flat Dough, 1 Pumpkin, 5u Milk, 5u Sugar | A delicious treat for the autumn months. |
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Turkey | Bake 4 Meat, 2 Stuffing | A traditional turkey served with stuffing. |
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Amanita Pie | Bake 1 Flat Dough, 1 Amanita | Sweet and tasty poison pie. |
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Plump Pie | Bake 1 Flat Dough, 1 Plump Helmet | I bet you love stuff made out of plump helmets! |
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Regular Cake | Bake 3 Dough, 15u Sugar, 5u Milk. | Sliceable. A plain cake, not a lie. |
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Carrot Cake | Bake 3 Dough, 15u Sugar, 5u Milk, 3 Carrot | Sliceable. A favorite desert of a certain wascally wabbit. Not a lie. |
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Cheese Cake | Bake 3 Dough, 15u Sugar, 5u Milk, 2 Cheese Wedges | Sliceable. DANGEROUSLY cheesy. |
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Orange Cake | Bake 3 Dough, 5u Milk, 2 Oranges | Sliceable. A cake with added orange. |
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Lime Cake | Bake 3 Dough, 5u Milk, 2 Limes | Sliceable. A cake with added lime. |
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Lemon Cake | Bake 3 Dough, 5u Milk, 2 Lemons | Sliceable. A cake with added lemon. |
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Chocolate Cake | Bake 3 Dough, 5u Milk , 2 Chocolate Bar | Sliceable. A cake with added chocolate |
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Birthday Cake | Bake 3 Dough, 5u Sugar, 1 Cake Hat, 5u Milk | Sliceable. Happy Birthday... |
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Apple Cake | Bake 3 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Milk, 2 Apple | Sliceable. A cake centred with apple. |
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Brain Cake | Bake 3 Dough, 5u Milk, 1 Brain | Sliceable. A squishy cake-thing. |
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Cookies | Bake 1 Chocochips Unbaked Cookies | COOKIES!!! |
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Fortune Cookie | Bake 1 Dough Slice, 5u Sugar, 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy | A true prophecy in each cookie! |
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Sugar Cookie | Bake 1 Unbaked Cookies | Just like your little sister used to make. |
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Plump Helmet Biscuit | Bake 1 Plump Helmet, 5u Water, 5u Flour | This is a finely-prepared plump helmet biscuit. The ingredients are exceptionally minced plump helmet, and well-minced dwarven wheat flour. |
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Lasagna | Bake 1 Dough, 2 Tomatoes, 2 Meat, 3 Cheese Wedges | Tajara love to eat this, for some reason. |
Candy Maker Recipes
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Chocolate Bar | Mix 2u Milk (or Soy Milk), 2u Coco Powder, 2u Sugar | Such sweet, fattening food. |
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Fudge | Mix 5u Sugar, 5u Milk, 1 Chocolate Bar | Chocolate fudge, a timeless classic treat. |
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Peanut Fudge | Mix 5u Sugar, 5u Milk, 1 Chocolate Bar, 3 Peanuts | Chocolate fudge, with bits of peanuts mixed in. People with nut allergies shouldn't eat this. |
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Cherry Fudge | Mix 5u Sugar, 5u Milk, 1 Chocolate Bar, 3 Cherries | Chocolate fudge surrounding sweet cherries. Good for tricking kids into eating some fruit. |
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Cookies 'n' Cream Fudge | Mix 5u Sugar, 5u Milk, 5u Cream, 1 Chocolate Bar, 1 Cookie | An extra creamy fudge with bits of real chocolate cookie mixed in. Crunchy! |
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Turtle Fudge | Mix 5u Sugar, 5u Milk, 1 Chocolate Bar, 1 Caramel, 1 Peanut | Chocolate fudge with caramel and nuts. It doesn't contain real turtles, thankfully. |
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Caramel | Mix 5u Sugar, 5u Cream | Chewy and dense, yet it practically melts in your mouth! |
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Nougat | Mix 5u Sugar, 5u Corn Oil, 1 Egg | A soft, chewy candy commonly found in candy bars. |
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Toffee | Mix 5u Sugar, 10u Flour | A hard, brittle candy with a distinctive taste. |
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Taffy | Mix 15u Saline-Glucose Solution | Old fashioned salt water taffy. Chewy! |
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Candy Bar | Mix 5u Sugar, 1 Chocolate Bar | A chocolate candy bar, wrapped in a bit of foil. |
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Cotton Candy | Mix 15u Sugar, 1 Cardboard Tube | Light and fluffy, it's like eating a cloud made from sugar! |
| File:CottonCandyFlavor.png | Flavored Cotton Candy | Mix 1 Cotton Candy, 5u Any Juice or 5u Cherry Jelly | Light and fluffy, it's like eating a cloud made from sugar! |
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Rainbow Cotton Candy | Mix 1 Red Cotton Candy, 1 Blue Cotton Candy, 1 Green Cotton Candy, 1 Yellow Cotton Candy, 1 Orange Cotton Candy, 1 Purple, 1 Pink Cotton Candy | Light and fluffy, it's like eating a cloud made from sugar! |
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Bad Rainbow Cotton Candy | Mix 1 Red Cotton Candy, 1 Poison Cotton Candy, 1 Green Cotton Candy, 1 Yellow Cotton Candy, 1 Orange Cotton Candy, 1 Purple, 1 Pink Cotton Candy | Light and fluffy, it's like eating a cloud made from sugar! |
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Gummy Bear | Mix 5u Sugar, 5u Water, 5u Corn Oil, 1 Gummy Bear Mould | A small edible bear. It's squishy and chewy! |
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Flavored Gummy Bear | Mix 1 Gummy Bear, 5u Any Juice or 5u Cherry Jelly | Description varies. |
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Gummy Worm | Mix 5u Sugar, 5u Water, 5u Corn Oil, 1 Gummy Worm Mould | An edible worm, made from gelatin. |
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Flavored Gummy Worm | Mix 1 Gummy Worm, 5u Any Juice or 5u Cherry Jelly | Description varies. |
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Jelly Bean | Mix 5u Sugar, 5u Water, 5u Corn Oil, 1 Gummy Bean Mould | A candy bean, guaranteed to not give you gas. |
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Flavored Jelly Bean | Mix 1 Jelly Bean, 5u Any Juice or 5u Cherry Jelly | Description varies. |
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Jaw Breaker | Mix 10 Sugar, 5 Corn Oil, 1 Ball Mould | An unbelievably hard candy. The name is fitting. |
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Candy Cane | Mix 5u Sugar, 1 Mint, 1 Cane Mould | A festive mint candy cane. |
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Gum | Mix 5u Sugar, 5u Water, 5u Corn Oil | Chewy! |
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Chocolate Cash | Mix 1 Chocolate Bar, 1 Cash Mould | Not legal tender. Tasty though. |
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Chocolate Coin | Mix 1 Chocolate Bar, 1 Coin Mould | Probably won't work in the vending machines. |
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Lolipop/Sucker | Mix 10u Sugar, 5u Corn Oil, 1 Lolipop Mould | For being such a good sport! |
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Malper Bar | Mix 1 Candy Bar, 1 Caramel | A chocolate syringe filled with a caramel injection. Just what the doctor ordered! |
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Tool-erone Bar | Mix 1 Candy Bar, 1 Nougat | Chocolate-covered nougat, shaped like a wrench. Great for an engineer on the go! |
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Yum-baton Bar | Mix 1 Candy Bar, 1 Toffee | Chocolate and toffee in the shape of a baton. Security sure knows how to pound these down! |
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Asteroid Crunch Bar | Mix 1 Candy Bar, 5u Rice | Crunchy rice deposits in delicious chocolate! A favourite of miners galaxy-wide. |
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Toxins Test Bar | Mix 1 Candy Bar, 1 Caramel, 1 Nougat | An explosive combination of chocolate, caramel, and nougat. Research has never been so tasty! |
Crafting Recipes
To properly prepare the following recipes, you will need to use the crafting system. Simply collect all the ingredients needed on a table or closeby, then click the small "T" button in the lower-right corner of the screen to open the crafting window. Assuming you have the necessary ingredients, the recipe should be an option in this window. Any reagents required by the recipes will need to be in a reagent container such as a beaker, bucket, or glass, and do not need to be in separate containers.
Note: These are all alternate recipes; you can still find these same recipes in machine form, above.
| Image | Result | Ingredients | Description/Notes |
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Slime Burger | 5u Slime Jelly, 1 Bun | Culinary delight..? Slimy! |
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Jelly Burger | 5u Cherry Jelly, 1 Bun | Culinary delight..? |
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Sandwich | 2 Bread Slice, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge | A grand creation of meat, cheese, bread, and several leaves of lettuce! Arthur Dent would be proud. |
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Slime Sandwich | 2 Bread Slice, 5u Slime Jelly | You wish you had some peanut butter to go with this... Slimy! |
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Jelly Sandwich | 2 Bread Slice, 5u Cherry Jelly | You wish you had some peanut butter to go with this... |
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Not a Sandwich | 2 Bread Slice, 1 Fake Mustache | Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache. |
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Ebi Sushi | 1 Cooked Shrimp, 1 Boiled Rice | A simple sushi consisting of cooked shrimp and rice. |
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Ikura Sushi | 1 Salmon Eggs, 1 Boiled Rice | A simple sushi consisting of salmon roe. |
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Inari Sushi | 1 Fried Tofu, 1 Boiled Rice | A piece of fried tofu stuffed with rice. |
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Sake Sushi | 1 Salmon Filet, 1 Boiled Rice | A simple sushi consisting of raw salmon and rice. |
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Smoked Salmon Sushi | 1 Salmon Steak, 1 Boiled Rice | A simple sushi consisting of cooked salmon and rice. |
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Masago Sushi | 1 Goldfish Eggs, 1 Boiled Rice | A simple sushi consisting of goldfish roe. |
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Tobiko Sushi | 1 Shark Eggs, 1 Boiled Rice | A simple sushi consisting of shark roe. |
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Tobiko and Egg Sushi | 1 Tobiko Sushi, 1 Egg | A sushi consisting of shark roe and an egg. |
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Tai Sushi | 1 Catfish Meat, 1 Boiled Rice | A simple sushi consisting of catfish and rice. |
Deep Fryer Recipes
A deep fryer is a magical machine capable of making even the healthiest snack irreversibly more fattening. The deep fryer can accept ANY food item and will create a deep-fried version of most foods. Attempting to deep-fry a food that has already been deep-fried, however, will ruin the food beyond recognition and might even start a fire!
Some foods, however, have special interactions with the deep-fryer, using it to transform into an entirely new food instead of a deep-fried version of itself. The resulting food is not considered as having been deep-fried, so you can safely deep-fry it a second time (though beyond that will burn it as normal).
| Image | Result | Ingredients | Description/Notes |
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Chimichanga | Deep-fry Burrito | Time to eat a chimi-f***ing-changa. |
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Corn Chips | Deep-fry Corn | Goes great with salsa! OLE! |
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Fried Banana | Deep-fry Banana | Goreng Pisang, also known as fried bananas. |
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Fried Shrimp | Deep-fry Shrimp | Just one of the many things you can do with shrimp! |
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Fried Tofu | Deep-fry Tofu | Proof that even vegetarians crave unhealthy foods. |
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Potato Chips | Deep-fry Raw Potato Sticks | Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. |
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Fries | Deep-fry potato wedge. | AKA: French Fries, Freedom Fries, etc. |
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Kentucky Fried Vox | Deep-fry any Vox limb. | Finger lickins goods yaya |
Notes
- Vitamins restore blood should it be below the normal threshold, and heals brute and burn damage.
- Sugar can reduce paralysis, stun, and weakness and can produce epinephrine. If overdosed, it causes jitteriness.
- Capsaicin oil removes frost oil and warms up the body. It works the other way around as well.
- Condensed Capsaicin can be used for pepper sprays.
- Overdosing salt can result in brain damage.
- Hot chocolate and hot ramen warm up the body should it be cold.
- Sprinkles heal brute and burnt damage on security jobs.
- Eggs and beans can make you fart.
- Honey heals brute and burnt damages.
- Concentrated Onion Juice can blind people.
- Mugwort heals all four damage types on wizards.
- Porktonium, if overdosed, produces cholesterol, radium, and cyanide.