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Here the fun begins!

Welcome to the Exquisite Shitcurity Bistro!

Where bungling is an art form and pandemonium is masterfully prepared. Delve into our carefully curated menu, a testament to the finest in shoddy security experiences. Please note that our offerings are purely for entertainment purposes (or maybe not).

Appetizers

Menu Item	Description
Slip 'n Slide Surprise	A classic banana peel delicacy served with finesse on the floor. Experience the thrill of stumbling!
Keycard Conundrum	An enigmatic assortment of keycards with unpredictable access levels. Embrace the challenge of unlocking chaos!
Coffee Cup Calamity	A tantalizing cup of coffee that's perpetually lukewarm or scalding hot, guaranteed to divert your attention from the task at hand.

Main Courses

Menu Item	Description
Contraband Casserole	A delectable fusion of illicit items stealthily smuggled into the premises. Can you apprehend the masterminds behind the taste of rebellion?
Interrogation Platter	A selection of interrogation techniques that teeter between absurdity and inefficiency. Unleash your inner comedic detective!
Perma-Brig Surprise	A dish that promises a permanent vacation within the brig's cozy confines. Handcuffs included for an authentic experience.

Desserts

Menu Item	Description
Jailbreak Sundae	A delightful sundae adorned with slip-inducing bananas, shattered bars, and a sprinkle of chaos. Attempt an escape, if you dare!
Sec's Special Delight	A clandestine dessert crafted by our esteemed Shitcurity chef. Its recipe is so classified, even they don't know what goes into it.
Confiscated Cookies	Freshly baked cookies pilfered from dubious individuals. Indulge in the thrill of stolen treats!

Thank you for joining us at the Exquisite Shitcurity Bistro! We hope you relish the extravagant chaos we present. Remember, the security mishaps come complimentary, and the pandemonium is a feast for the senses!