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Welcome to the Shitcurity Café!
Where incompetence is our specialty and chaos is our daily bread. Below you'll find our menu options to satisfy your appetite for terrible security experiences. Please note that any resemblance to actual security departments is purely coincidental (or maybe not).
Appetizers
| Menu Item |
Description |
| Slip 'n Slide Surprise |
A classic banana peel delight served on the floor. Perfect for slipping up on the job. |
| Keycard Conundrum |
A mysterious assortment of keycards with random access levels. Good luck finding the right one! |
| Coffee Cup Calamity |
A cup of coffee that's always too hot or too cold, guaranteed to distract you from your duties. |
Main Courses
| Menu Item |
Description |
| Contraband Casserole |
A flavorful mix of forbidden items smuggled into the station. Can you catch the culprits? |
| Interrogation Platter |
A selection of questionable interrogation techniques. Warning: May include rubber ducks and bad cop impersonations. |
| Perma-Brig Surprise |
A dish that offers a permanent vacation in the brig. Comes with complimentary handcuffs. |
Desserts
| Menu Item |
Description |
| Jailbreak Sundae |
A delightful sundae topped with banana slips, broken bars, and sprinkles of chaos. Escape if you dare! |
| Sec's Special Delight |
A secret dessert created by our Shitcurity chef. Its recipe is so classified, even they don't know what's in it. |
| Confiscated Cookies |
Freshly baked cookies confiscated from suspicious individuals. Taste the thrill of stolen treats! |
Thank you for dining with us at the Shitcurity Café! We hope you enjoy your uniquely chaotic experience. Remember, the security breaches are free of charge, and the chaos is on the house!