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Other Account: Oli
Alcoholic Beverages
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Microwave Recipes
Image | Result | Recipe | Description/Notes | |
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Burger | Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Bun | A bloody burger. | ||
Cheese Burger | Microwave 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Burger | The cheese adds a good flavour. | ||
Homerun Burger | Microwave 1 Baseball Bat, 1 Bun | Batter up! | ||
Brain Burger | Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Brain | A strange looking burger. It looks almost sentient. WARNING - Contains prions which cause Space Kuru! | ||
Clown Burger | Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Clown Mask | This tastes funny... | ||
Mime Burger | Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Beret | Its taste defies language. | ||
Tofu Burger | Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Tofu | What.. is that meat? | ||
Spell Burger | Microwave 1 Burger, 1 Wizard Hat | This is absolutely Ei Nath. | ||
File:Roburger.png | Roburger | Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Robot Head | The lettuce is the only organic component. Beep. WARNING - Contains nanomachines which turn people into cyborgs! | |
Xeno Burger | Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Xeno Meat | Smells caustic. Tastes like heresy. | ||
File:Ghostbur.PNG | Ghostburger | Microwave 1 Ectoplasm, 1 Bun | Spooky! It doesn't look very filling. | |
Big Bite Burger | Microwave 1 Burger, 3 Meat, 1 Egg | Forget the Big Mac. THIS is the future! | ||
Super Bite Burger | Microwave 1 Big Bite Burger, 5u Salt, 5u Pepper, 1 Dough, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Boiled Egg | This is a mountain of a burger. FOOD! | ||
Burrito | Microwave 1 Cutlet, 1 Beans, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Flat Dough, 5u Capsaicin Oil, 5u Rice | Meat, beans, cheese, and rice wrapped up as an easy-to-hold meal. | ||
Hotdog | Microwave 1 Sausage, 1 Bun | A tube of salty goodness! | ||
Cuban Carp | Microwave 1 Carp Fillet, 1 Dough, 1 Chili Pepper | A grifftastic sandwich that burns your tongue and then leaves it numb! | ||
Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich | Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Carp Fillet | Almost like a carp is yelling somewhere... Give me back that fillet -o- carp, give me that carp. | ||
File:Toastsand.png | Toasted Sandwich | Microwave 1 Sandwich | Now if you only had a pepper bar. | |
Slime Toast | Microwave 1 Bread Slice, 5u Slime Jelly | A slice of bread covered with slime! | ||
Jellied Toast | Microwave 1 Bread Slice, 5u Cherry Jelly | A slice of bread covered with delicious jam. | ||
Two Bread | Microwave 2 Bread Slice, 5u Wine | It is very bitter and winy. | ||
Boiled Spaghetti | Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti | A plain dish of noodles, this sucks. | ||
Tomato Pasta | Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Tomato | Spaghetti and crushed tomatoes. Just like your abusive father used to make! | ||
Spaghetti & Meatballs | Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Meatball | Now thats a nic'e meatball! | ||
Spess Law | Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Meatball | A lawyers favourite. | ||
Macaroni Cheese | Microwave 5u water, 5u milk, 1 cheese wedge, 1 macaroni twists | The most comforting food in the world, according to Space Americans. | ||
Meatball Soup | Microwave 10u Water, 1 Meatball, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato | You've got balls kid, BALLS! | ||
Nettle Soup | Microwave 10u Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato | To think, the botanist would've beat you to death with one of these. | ||
Wish Soup | Microwave 20u Water | I wish this was soup. | ||
Beet Soup | Microwave 10u Water, 1 White Beet, 1 Cabbage | Wait, how do you spell it again..? | ||
Vegetable Soup | Microwave 10u Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato | A true vegan meal. | ||
Tomato Soup | Microwave 10u Water, 2 Tomato | Drinking this feels like being a vampire! A tomato vampire... | ||
Blood Soup | Microwave 10u Blood, 2 Blood Tomato | Vampires love these. | ||
Slime Soup | Microwave 10u of Water, 5u Slime Jelly | If no water is available, you may substitute tears. | ||
Milo Soup | Microwave 10u Water, 2 Soy Dope, 2 Tofu | The universe's best soup! Yum!!! | ||
Mushroom Soup | Microwave 5u Water, 5u Milk, 1 Mushroom | A delicious and hearty mushroom soup. | ||
Chawanmushi | Microwave 5u Water, 5u Soy Sauce, 1 Chanterelle Mushroom, 2 Egg | A legendary egg custard that makes friends out of enemies. Probably too hot for a cat to eat. | ||
Stew | Microwave 10u Water, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Potato, 1 Carrot, 1 Eggplant, 1 Mushroom. | A nice and warm stew. Healthy and strong. | ||
Stewed Soy Meat | Microwave 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato | |||
Cold Chili Stew | Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato | Even non-vegetarians will LOVE this! | ||
Hot Chili Stew | Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato | A five alarm Texan Chili! | ||
Donut | Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar | Goes great with Robust Coffee. | ||
Donut with Sprinkles | Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 3u Sprinkles | Goes great with Robust Coffee. | ||
File:Jdonut.pngFile:Jdonut2.png | Jelly Donut | Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Berry Juices | You jelly? | |
File:Jdonut.pngFile:Jdonut2.png | Slime Jelly Donut | Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Slime Jelly | You jelly? | |
File:Jdonut.pngFile:Jdonut2.png | Cherry Jelly Donut | Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Cherry Jelly | You jelly? | |
Chaos Donuts | Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Hot Sauce (Capsaicin), 5u Cold Sauce (Frost Oil) | Like life, it never quite tastes the same. | ||
File:Soylenvirdians.png | Soylent Green | Microwave 10u Flour, 2 Human Meat | Not made of people. Honest. | |
File:Soylenvirdians.png | Soylen Viridians | Microwave 10u Flour, 1 Soybean | Not made of people. Honest. | |
Boiled Rice | Microwave 10u Rice, 5u Water | A boring dish of boring rice. | ||
Rice Pudding | Microwave 10u Rice, 5u Milk | Where's the jam? | ||
Cheese Fries | Microwave 1 Fries, 1 Cheese Wedge | Fries. Covered in cheese. Duh. | ||
Amanita Jelly | Microwave 5u Water, 5u Vodka, 3 Amanitas | Looks curiously toxic. | ||
Eggplant Parmigiana | Microwave 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant | The only good recipe for eggplant. | ||
Popcorn | Microwave 1 Corn | Now let's find some cinema. | ||
Spacy Liberty Duff | Microwave 5u Water, 5u Vodka, 3 Liberty Caps | Jello gelatin, from Alfred Hubbard's cookbook. | ||
Diona Roast | Microwave 1 Diona Nymph, 1 Apple, 5u FluoroSulphuric Acid | It's like an enormous, leathery carrot. With an eye. | ||
Boiled Egg | Microwave 1 Egg, 5u Water | A hard boiled egg. | ||
Chocolate Egg | Microwave 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate Bar | Such sweet, fattening food. | ||
Mystery Soup | Microwave 10u Water, 1 Burned Mess, 1 Tofu, 1 Egg, 1 Cheese Wedge | The mystery is, why aren't you eating it? | ||
Boiled Slime Extract | Microwave 5u Water, 1 Slime Extract | A boiled red thing. | ||
Onion Rings | Microwave 1 Onion Slice | Onion slices coated in batter. | ||
Donk Pocket | Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Meatball | The food of choice for the seasoned traitor. | ||
Warm Donk Pocket | Microwave 1 Donk Pocket | The food of choice for the seasoned traitor. | ||
Taco | Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 1 Cutlet, 1 Cheese Wedge | Take a bite! | ||
Enchiladas | Microwave 1 Cutlet, 2 Chili, 1 Corn | Viva La Mexico! | ||
Monkey's Delight | Microwave 1 Monkey Cube, 1 Banana, 10u Flour, 1u Salt, 1u Pepper | Eeee Eee! | ||
Clown's Tears | Microwave 10u Water, 1 Banana, 1 Bananium Ore | Not very funny. | ||
Fish & Chips | Microwave 1 Fries, 1 Carp Meat | I do say so myself chap. | ||
Stuffing | Microwave 1 Bread, 1u Salt, 1u Pepper, 5u Water | Moist, peppery breadcrumbs for filling the body cavities of dead birds. Dig in! | ||
Tofurkey | Microwave 2 Tofu, 1 Stuffing | A fake turkey made from tofu. | ||
Poppy Pretzel. | Microwave 1 Poppy Seed, 1 Dough | It's all twisted up! | ||
Candied Apple | Microwave 5u Water, 5u Sugar, 1 Apple | An apple coated in sugary sweetness. | ||
Mint | Microwave 5u Sugar, 5u Frost Oil (or 5u Toxin) | Minty fresh! | It is only wafer thin. | |
Beans | Microwave 2 Soybean, 5u Ketchup | Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container. | ||
Benedict | Microwave 1 Fried Egg, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Bread Slice | There is only one egg on this, how rude. | ||
Meat Bun | Microwave 1 Meatball, 1 Cabbage, 1 Dough, 5u Soy Sauce | Has the potential to not be dog. | ||
Ice Cream Sandwich | Microwave 1 Ice Cream, 5u Ice, 5u Cream | Portable Ice-cream in it's own packaging. | ||
Fried Banana | Microwave 1 Banana, 10u Sugar, 5u Corn Oil, 1 Dough. | Goreng Pisang, also known as fried bananas. | ||
Boiled Spider Leg | Microwave 1 Spider Leg, 10u Water | A giant spider's leg that's still twitching after being cooked. Gross! | ||
Spider Eggs 'n' Ham | Microwave 1 Spider Egg, 1 Spider Meat, 1u Salt | Would you eat them on a train? Would you eat them on a plane? Would you eat them on a state of the art corporate deathtrap floating through space? | ||
Sashimi | Microwave 1 Spider Egg, 1 Carp Meat, 5u Soy Sauce | Celebrate surviving attack from hostile alien lifeforms by hospitalising yourself. | ||
Boiled Shrimp | Microwave 1 Shrimp, 5u Water | Just one of the many things you can do with shrimp! | ||
Wrap | Microwave 1 Fried Egg, 1 Cabbage, 10u Soy Sauce | The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket. | ||
Herb Salad | Microwave 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris Branch, 1 Apple | A tasty salad with apples on top. Poisonous. | ||
Aesir Salad | Microwave 3 Ambrosia Deus Branch, 1 Golden Apple | Probably too incredible for mortal men to fully enjoy. | ||
Valid Salad | Microwave 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris Branch, 1 Potato, 1 Meatball | It's just an herb salad with meatballs and fried potato slices. Nothing suspicious about it. Poisonous. |