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Microwave Recipes

Image	Result	Recipe	Description/Notes
	Burger	Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Bun	A bloody burger.
	Cheese Burger	Microwave 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Burger	The cheese adds a good flavour.
	Homerun Burger	Microwave 1 Baseball Bat, 1 Bun	Batter up!
	Brain Burger	Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Brain	A strange looking burger. It looks almost sentient. WARNING - Contains prions which cause Space Kuru!
	Clown Burger	Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Clown Mask	This tastes funny...
	Mime Burger	Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Beret	Its taste defies language.
	Tofu Burger	Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Tofu	What.. is that meat?
	Spell Burger	Microwave 1 Burger, 1 Wizard Hat	This is absolutely Ei Nath.
File:Roburger.png	Roburger	Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Robot Head	The lettuce is the only organic component. Beep. WARNING - Contains nanomachines which turn people into cyborgs!
	Xeno Burger	Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Xeno Meat	Smells caustic. Tastes like heresy.
File:Ghostbur.PNG	Ghostburger	Microwave 1 Ectoplasm, 1 Bun	Spooky! It doesn't look very filling.
	Big Bite Burger	Microwave 1 Burger, 3 Meat, 1 Egg	Forget the Big Mac. THIS is the future!
	Super Bite Burger	Microwave 1 Big Bite Burger, 5u Salt, 5u Pepper, 1 Dough, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Boiled Egg	This is a mountain of a burger. FOOD!
	Burrito	Microwave 1 Cutlet, 1 Beans, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Flat Dough, 5u Capsaicin Oil, 5u Rice	Meat, beans, cheese, and rice wrapped up as an easy-to-hold meal.
	Hotdog	Microwave 1 Sausage, 1 Bun	A tube of salty goodness!
	Cuban Carp	Microwave 1 Carp Fillet, 1 Dough, 1 Chili Pepper	A grifftastic sandwich that burns your tongue and then leaves it numb!
	Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich	Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Carp Fillet	Almost like a carp is yelling somewhere... Give me back that fillet -o- carp, give me that carp.
File:Toastsand.png	Toasted Sandwich	Microwave 1 Sandwich	Now if you only had a pepper bar.
	Slime Toast	Microwave 1 Bread Slice, 5u Slime Jelly	A slice of bread covered with slime!
	Jellied Toast	Microwave 1 Bread Slice, 5u Cherry Jelly	A slice of bread covered with delicious jam.
	Two Bread	Microwave 2 Bread Slice, 5u Wine	It is very bitter and winy.
	Boiled Spaghetti	Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti	A plain dish of noodles, this sucks.
	Tomato Pasta	Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Tomato	Spaghetti and crushed tomatoes. Just like your abusive father used to make!
	Spaghetti & Meatballs	Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Meatball	Now thats a nic'e meatball!
	Spess Law	Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Meatball	A lawyers favourite.
	Macaroni Cheese	Microwave 5u water, 5u milk, 1 cheese wedge, 1 macaroni twists	The most comforting food in the world, according to Space Americans.
	Meatball Soup	Microwave 10u Water, 1 Meatball, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato	You've got balls kid, BALLS!
	Nettle Soup	Microwave 10u Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato	To think, the botanist would've beat you to death with one of these.
	Wish Soup	Microwave 20u Water	I wish this was soup.
	Beet Soup	Microwave 10u Water, 1 White Beet, 1 Cabbage	Wait, how do you spell it again..?
	Vegetable Soup	Microwave 10u Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato	A true vegan meal.
	Tomato Soup	Microwave 10u Water, 2 Tomato	Drinking this feels like being a vampire! A tomato vampire...
	Blood Soup	Microwave 10u Blood, 2 Blood Tomato	Vampires love these.
	Slime Soup	Microwave 10u of Water, 5u Slime Jelly	If no water is available, you may substitute tears.
	Milo Soup	Microwave 10u Water, 2 Soy Dope, 2 Tofu	The universe's best soup! Yum!!!
	Mushroom Soup	Microwave 5u Water, 5u Milk, 1 Mushroom	A delicious and hearty mushroom soup.
	Chawanmushi	Microwave 5u Water, 5u Soy Sauce, 1 Chanterelle Mushroom, 2 Egg	A legendary egg custard that makes friends out of enemies. Probably too hot for a cat to eat.
	Stew	Microwave 10u Water, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Potato, 1 Carrot, 1 Eggplant, 1 Mushroom.	A nice and warm stew. Healthy and strong.
	Stewed Soy Meat	Microwave 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato
	Cold Chili Stew	Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato	Even non-vegetarians will LOVE this!
	Hot Chili Stew	Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato	A five alarm Texan Chili!
	Donut	Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar	Goes great with Robust Coffee.
	Donut with Sprinkles	Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 3u Sprinkles	Goes great with Robust Coffee.
File:Jdonut.pngFile:Jdonut2.png	Jelly Donut	Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Berry Juices	You jelly?
File:Jdonut.pngFile:Jdonut2.png	Slime Jelly Donut	Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Slime Jelly	You jelly?
File:Jdonut.pngFile:Jdonut2.png	Cherry Jelly Donut	Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Cherry Jelly	You jelly?
	Chaos Donuts	Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Hot Sauce (Capsaicin), 5u Cold Sauce (Frost Oil)	Like life, it never quite tastes the same.
File:Soylenvirdians.png	Soylent Green	Microwave 10u Flour, 2 Human Meat	Not made of people. Honest.
File:Soylenvirdians.png	Soylen Viridians	Microwave 10u Flour, 1 Soybean	Not made of people. Honest.
	Boiled Rice	Microwave 10u Rice, 5u Water	A boring dish of boring rice.
	Rice Pudding	Microwave 10u Rice, 5u Milk	Where's the jam?
	Cheese Fries	Microwave 1 Fries, 1 Cheese Wedge	Fries. Covered in cheese. Duh.
	Amanita Jelly	Microwave 5u Water, 5u Vodka, 3 Amanitas	Looks curiously toxic.
	Eggplant Parmigiana	Microwave 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant	The only good recipe for eggplant.
	Popcorn	Microwave 1 Corn	Now let's find some cinema.
	Spacy Liberty Duff	Microwave 5u Water, 5u Vodka, 3 Liberty Caps	Jello gelatin, from Alfred Hubbard's cookbook.
	Diona Roast	Microwave 1 Diona Nymph, 1 Apple, 5u FluoroSulphuric Acid	It's like an enormous, leathery carrot. With an eye.
	Boiled Egg	Microwave 1 Egg, 5u Water	A hard boiled egg.
	Chocolate Egg	Microwave 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate Bar	Such sweet, fattening food.
	Mystery Soup	Microwave 10u Water, 1 Burned Mess, 1 Tofu, 1 Egg, 1 Cheese Wedge	The mystery is, why aren't you eating it?
	Boiled Slime Extract	Microwave 5u Water, 1 Slime Extract	A boiled red thing.
	Onion Rings	Microwave 1 Onion Slice	Onion slices coated in batter.
	Donk Pocket	Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Meatball	The food of choice for the seasoned traitor.
	Warm Donk Pocket	Microwave 1 Donk Pocket	The food of choice for the seasoned traitor.
	Taco	Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 1 Cutlet, 1 Cheese Wedge	Take a bite!
	Enchiladas	Microwave 1 Cutlet, 2 Chili, 1 Corn	Viva La Mexico!
	Monkey's Delight	Microwave 1 Monkey Cube, 1 Banana, 10u Flour, 1u Salt, 1u Pepper	Eeee Eee!
	Clown's Tears	Microwave 10u Water, 1 Banana, 1 Bananium Ore	Not very funny.
	Fish & Chips	Microwave 1 Fries, 1 Carp Meat	I do say so myself chap.
	Stuffing	Microwave 1 Bread, 1u Salt, 1u Pepper, 5u Water	Moist, peppery breadcrumbs for filling the body cavities of dead birds. Dig in!
	Tofurkey	Microwave 2 Tofu, 1 Stuffing	A fake turkey made from tofu.
	Poppy Pretzel.	Microwave 1 Poppy Seed, 1 Dough	It's all twisted up!
	Candied Apple	Microwave 5u Water, 5u Sugar, 1 Apple	An apple coated in sugary sweetness.
	Mint	Microwave 5u Sugar, 5u Frost Oil (or 5u Toxin)	Minty fresh!	It is only wafer thin.
	Beans	Microwave 2 Soybean, 5u Ketchup	Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.
	Benedict	Microwave 1 Fried Egg, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Bread Slice	There is only one egg on this, how rude.
	Meat Bun	Microwave 1 Meatball, 1 Cabbage, 1 Dough, 5u Soy Sauce	Has the potential to not be dog.
	Ice Cream Sandwich	Microwave 1 Ice Cream, 5u Ice, 5u Cream	Portable Ice-cream in it's own packaging.
	Fried Banana	Microwave 1 Banana, 10u Sugar, 5u Corn Oil, 1 Dough.	Goreng Pisang, also known as fried bananas.
	Boiled Spider Leg	Microwave 1 Spider Leg, 10u Water	A giant spider's leg that's still twitching after being cooked. Gross!
	Spider Eggs 'n' Ham	Microwave 1 Spider Egg, 1 Spider Meat, 1u Salt	Would you eat them on a train? Would you eat them on a plane? Would you eat them on a state of the art corporate deathtrap floating through space?
	Sashimi	Microwave 1 Spider Egg, 1 Carp Meat, 5u Soy Sauce	Celebrate surviving attack from hostile alien lifeforms by hospitalising yourself.
	Boiled Shrimp	Microwave 1 Shrimp, 5u Water	Just one of the many things you can do with shrimp!
	Wrap	Microwave 1 Fried Egg, 1 Cabbage, 10u Soy Sauce	The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
	Herb Salad	Microwave 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris Branch, 1 Apple	A tasty salad with apples on top. Poisonous.
	Aesir Salad	Microwave 3 Ambrosia Deus Branch, 1 Golden Apple	Probably too incredible for mortal men to fully enjoy.
	Valid Salad	Microwave 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris Branch, 1 Potato, 1 Meatball	It's just an herb salad with meatballs and fried potato slices. Nothing suspicious about it. Poisonous.