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Revision as of 13:10, 12 February 2016

Fullness

Template:Multiple image As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of fullness and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep a happy medium, else you will suffer one of the two extremes. So keep in mind how much you ate, or how long it was since you last ate, and you will be fine. If your hunger bar turns black you've eaten way too much.

Go with the rule that, "If you have a hard time getting it down, don't eat any more". Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future.

Starvation

If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the chef for a burger or slice of meatbread!

You can become fat from eating too much. This also, obviously, slows you down.

Drinks

Note
  • Kahlua = Coffee Liqueur
  • Vodka = Tunguska Triple Distilled
  • Whiskey = Uncle Git's Special Reserve


Alcoholic Beverages

A-H
Image Ingredients
File:AcidSpit.png Acid Spit
5 parts Wine, 1 part Sulphuric Acid
AlliesCocktail.png Allies Cocktail
1 part Classic Martini, 1 part Vodka
Aloe.png Aloe
1 part Watermelon Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Whiskey
Amasec.png Amasec
1 part Iron, 1 part Wine, 1 part Vodka
Andalusia.png Andalusia
1 parts Rum, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Lemon Juice
File:Antifreezeglass.gif Anti-Freeze
2 parts Vodka, 1 part Cream, 1 part Ice
Cognac.png Applejack
2 parts cider cooled to 270 K
Atomicbombglass.gif Atomic Bomb
10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium
B-52.png B-52
1 part Irish cream, 1 part Kahlua, 1 part cognac
File:Bahamamamaglass.gif Bahama Mama
2 parts Rum, 2 parts Orange Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part ice
Barefoot.png Barefoot
1 part Cream, 1 part Vermouth, 1 part Berry Juice
BeepskySmash.gif Beepsky Smash
2 parts Lime Juice, 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Iron
Bilk.png Bilk
1 part Beer, 1 part Milk
BlackRussian.png Black Russian
3 parts Vodka, 2 parts Kahlua
BloodyMary.png Bloody Mary
1 part Vodka, 2 parts Tomato Juice, 1 part Lime Juice
File:Boogerglass.gif Booger
1 part Cream, 1 part Banana, 1 part Rum, 1 part Watermelon Juice
BraveBull.png Brave Bull
2 parts Tequila, 1 part Kahlua
ChangelingSting.png Changeling Sting
1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Screwdriver
ClassicMartini.png Classic Martini
2 parts Gin, 1 part Vermouth
CubaLibre.png Cuba Libre
2 parts Rum, 1 part Cola
Demonsbloodglass.gif Demons Blood
1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part Rum, 1 part Blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb
DevilsKiss.png Devil's Kiss
1 part Blood, 1 part Rum, 1 part Kahlua
Driest Martini.png Driest Martini
1 part Nothing, 1 part Gin
ErikaSurprise.png Erika Surprise
1 part Ale, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Ice, 1 part Banana Juice
GinFizz.png Gin Fizz
2 parts Gin, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part Lime Juice
File:GinSonic.png Gin and Sonic
1 part Gin and Tonic, 1 part Methamphetamine
GinTonic.png Gin and Tonic
2 parts Gin, 1 part Tonic
File:Goldschlagerglass.gif Goldschlager
10 parts Vodka, 1 part Gold
Grog.png Grog
1 part Water, 1 part Rum
HippiesDelight.png Hippie's Delight
1 part Psilocybin, 1 part Gargle Blaster
I-Z
Image Ingredients
IcedBeer.png Iced Beer
10 part Beer + 1 part Frost Oil OR 5 parts Beer + 1 part Ice
Irish Car Bomb.png Irish Car Bomb
1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Ale
IrishCoffee.png Irish Coffee
2 parts Irish cream, 2 parts Coffee
IrishCream.png Irish Cream
2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cream
File:Patronglass.gif Jackrose
4 parts applejack, 1 part lemon juice
LongIslandIcedTea.png Long Island Iced Tea
1 part Vodka, 1 part Gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part Tequila
Manhattan.png Manhattan
2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Vermouth
Manhattanprojglass.gif Manhattan Project
10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium
Margarita.png Margarita
2 parts Tequila, 1 part Lime Juice
Mead.png Mead
1 part Sugar, 1 part Water, 1 part Universal Enzymes
Mojito.png Mojito
1 part Rum, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Sugar, 1 part Soda Water
IrishCream.png Milk Shake
2 parts Ice, 1 part Cream, 2 part Milk
Neurotoxin.png Neurotoxin
1 part Ether, 1 part Gargle Blaster
GargleBlaster.gif Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
1 part Gin, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Cognac, 1 part Lime Juice
File:Patronglass.gif Patron
10 parts Tequila, 1 part Silver
RedMead.png Red Mead
1 part Mead, 1 part Blood
Sbiten.png Sbiten
1 part Vodka, 1 part Capsaicin
Screwdriver.png Screwdriver
2 parts Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice
Singuloglass.gif Singulo
5 part Vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part Wine.
SnowWhite.png Snow White
1 part Beer, 1 part Lemon Lime
Suicider.png Suicider
1 part Cider, 1 parts Vodka, 1 part Welding Fuel, 1 part Epinephrine
SyndicateBomb.png Syndicate Bomb
1 parts Whiskey Cola, 1 part Beer
TequillaSunrise.png Tequilla Sunrise
2 parts Tequila, 1 part Orange Juice
ManlyDorf.png The Manly Dorf
2 parts Beer, 4 parts Ale
File:Threemileislandglass.gif Three Mile Island Iced Tea
10 parts "Long Island Iced Tea", 1 part Uranium
ToxinsSpecial.gif Toxins Special
2 parts Rum, 1 part Vermouth, 2 parts Plasma
VodkaMartini.png Vodka Martini
2 parts Vodka, 1 part Vermouth
VodkaTonic.png Vodka and Tonic
2 parts Vodka, 1 part Tonic
WhiskeyCola.png Whiskey Cola
2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cola
WhiskeySoda.png Whiskey Soda
2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Soda Water
WhiteRussian.png White Russian
1 Black Russian, 1 part Cream

Non-alcoholic Beverages

A-L
Image Ingredients
BananaHonk.png Banana Honk
1 part Banana Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Sugar
Brownstar.png Brown Star
2 parts Orange juice, 1 part cola
File:CafeLatte.png Cafe Latte
1 parts Robust Coffee, 1 part Space Milk
Chocolate.png Chocolate Milk
1 parts Milk, 1 part Space Milk
Icetea.png Iced Tea
1 part Ice, 3 parts Tea
File:Icecoffeeglass.gif Iced Coffee
1 part Ice, 3 parts Coffee
Kiraspecial.gif Kira Special
1 part orange juice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part soda water
Lemonade.png Lemonade
1 part Lemon juice, 1 part sugar, 1 part Water
M-Z
Image Ingredients
Milkshake.png Milkshake
1 part Cream, 2 parts Space Milk, 2 parts Ice
Nukacolaglass.gif Nuka Cola
1 part Uranium, 6 parts Cola
Rewriter.png Rewriter
1 part Spacemoutainwind soda, 1 part Coffee
Silencer.png Silencer
1 parts Nothing, 1 part Cream, 1 part Sugar
SoyLatte.png Soy Latte
1 part Robust Coffee, 1 part Soy Milk
DoctorDelight.gif The Doctor's Delight
1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Tomato Juice, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Cream
Triplecitrus.png Triple Citrus
1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice

Ingredient Recipes

Non-Machine Recipes

Image Result Recipe Notes
Flatdough.png Flat Dough Use your rolling pin on one dough
Rawcutlet.png Raw Cutlet Cut 1 Meat. 3 Cutlets per 1 Meat
Doughslice.png Dough Slice Cut 1 Flat Dough on a table or tray 3 Dough Slices per 1 Flat Dough
Cheesewedge.png Cheese Wedge Cut 1 Cheese Wheel on a table or tray 5 Cheese Wedges per 1 Cheese Wheel
Potatosticks.png Raw Potato Sticks Cut 1 Potato

Processor Recipes

Some items will go through the processor, which is next to your blender. Experiment with it!


Image Processes Condiments
Meatball.png Meatball Process one slab of Meat.
Fries.png Fries Process one Potato.
Carrotfries.png Carrot Fries Process one Carrot.
Soydope.png Soy Dope Process one Soybean.
Spaghetti.png Spaghetti Process one Dough Slice.

Reagent Recipes

In order to mix some of these stuff, grab a beaker to hold some liquid such as milk or universal enzyme and mix it in with the blender. After which, grab the item you wish to blend with into the blender. You should hear something similar to mixing chemicals and poof, out comes your stuff magically. Some things require the juicer to be used instead, don't mix these up!

Image Blends Condiments
Dough.png Dough Combine 15u Flour, 10u Water
Nutriment.png Nutriment Blend any solid food.
Hotsauce.png Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil Blend Chili Peppers
Coldsauce.png Cold Sauce/Frost Oil Blend Ice Peppers
Ketchup.png Ketchup Blend Tomatoes
Oliveoil.png Corn Oil Juice Corn
Soysauce.png Soy Sauce Mix 5u Soy Milk, 5u Salt, 40u Water
Soymilk.png Soy Milk Blend Soy Beans
Flour.png Flour Grind Wheat
Cherryjelly.png Cherry Jelly Blend Cherries
Rice.png Rice Blend Rice Stalk
Salt.png Salt Mix 5u Water, 5u Sodium, 5u Chlorine (Chem Dispenser). Extra shakers in bar & kitchen, and food crates from Cargo.
Pepper.png Pepper Extra shakers in the bar & kitchen, and food crates from Cargo.
File:Moonshine.PNG Moonshine Mix 10u Nutriment, 5u Universal Enzyme
File:Cheesewheel.gif Cheese Wheel Mix 40u Milk, 5 Universal Enzyme
File:Chocolatebar.gif Chocolate Bar Mix 2u Cocoa Powder, 2u Milk (or Soy Milk), 2u Sugar
File:Tofu.gif Tofu Mix 10u Soymilk, 5u Universal Enzyme
File:Moonshine.PNG Gravy Mix 5u Milk, 5u Porktonium, 5u Corn Starch, Heat up to 374K
File:Ginvodkaglass.gif Vodka Mix 10u Potato Juice, 5u Universal Enzyme
File:Ginvodkaglass.gif Sake Mix 10u Rice, 5u Water, 5u Universal Enzyme
File:Kahluaglass.gif Kahlua Mix 5u Coffee, 5u Sugar, 5u Universal Enzyme
File:Wineglass.gif Wine Mix 10u Berry Juice, 5u Universal Enzyme
File:Iceteaglass.gif Coffee Mix 1 Coffee Powder, 5u Water
File:Iceteaglass.gif Tea Mix 1 Tea Powder, 5u Water
Cocoglass.png Hot Coco Mix 5u Cocoa, 5u Water
File:Berryglass.gif Berry Juice Juice Berries
File:Brownglass.gif Potato juice Juice Potatoes
File:Orangeglass.gif Orange Juice Juice Oranges
File:Greenglass.gif Lime Juice Juice Limes
File:Lemonglass.gif Lemon Juice Juice Lemons
File:Brownglass.gif Watermelon Juice Juice one Watermelon Slice
File:Sugar.gif Sugar Blend White Beets or Sugar Cane
File:Moonshine.PNG Sprinkles Blend Donuts

Food Recipes

Grill Recipes

Image Result Recipe Description/Notes
Cutlet.png Cutlet Grill 1 Raw Cutlet A thin piece of raw meat.
File:Telebacon.png Tele Bacon Grill 1 Meat (or 1 Synthflesh - creates Synthitelebacon), 1 Remote Signaler Device It tastes a little odd but it is still delicious.
Fishfingers.png Fish Fingers Grill 10u Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Carp Meat A finger of fish. Slightly toxic.
Sausage.png Sausage Grill 1 Meatball, 1 Cutlet A piece of mixed, long meat.
File:Toastsand.png Grilled Cheese Grill 2 Bread Slices, 1 Cheese Wedge Goes great with Tomato soup!
File:Meatstake.png Meat Steak Grill 1u Salt, 1u Black Pepper, 1 Meat A piece of hot spicy meat.
File:Meatstake.png Syntisteak Grill 1u Salt, 1u Black Pepper, 1 Synthmeat A piece of hot spicy meat.
Waffles.png Waffles Grill 2 Dough, 10u Sugar Mmm, waffles.
Roffle.png Roffle Waffles Grill 2 Dough, 10u Sugar, 5u Psilocybin. Waffles from Roffle. Co.
Kebab.png Kabob Grill 2 Human Meat, Metal Rod A human meat, on a stick.
Kebab.png Monkey Kabob Grill 2 Meat, Metal Rod Delicious meat, on a stick.
Kebab.png Syntikabob Grill 2 Synthmeat, Metal Rod Delicious meat, on a stick.
Kebab.png Kabob Grill 2 Tofu, Metal Rod Vegan meat, on a stick.
Wingchu.png Wing Fang Chu Grill 5u Soy Sauce, 1 Xeno-Meat A savory dish of alien wing wang in soy.
Friedegg.png Fried-Egg Grill 1 Egg, 1u Salt, 1u Pepper A fried egg, with a touch of salt and pepper.
Cheesepmelet.png Cheese Omelet Grill 2 Egg, 2 Cheese Wedges That's all you can say!
SalmonSteak.png Salmon Steak Grill 1 Salmon Filet, 1u Salt, 1u Pepper A piece of freshly-grilled salmon meat.
TamagoSushi.png Tamago Sushi Grill 1 Egg, 1 Boiled Rice, 5u Sake A simple sushi consisting of egg and rice.
UnagiSushi.png Unagi Sushi Grill 1 Electric Eel, 1 Boiled Rice, 5u Sake A simple sushi consisting of eel and rice.

Microwave Recipes

Image Result Recipe Description/Notes
Burger.png Burger Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Bun A bloody burger.
Brainburger.png Brain Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Brain A strange looking burger. It looks almost sentient.
Clownburger.png Clown Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Clown Mask This tastes funny...
Mimeburger.png Mime Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Beret It's taste defies language.
Tofubuger.png Tofu Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Tofu What.. is that meat?
Spell.png Spell Burger Microwave 1 Burger, 1 Wizard Hat This is absolutely Ei Nath.
File:Roburger.png Roburger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Robot Head The lettuce is the only organic component. Beep.
Xenoburger.png Xeno Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Xeno Meat Smells caustic. Tastes like heresy.
File:Ghostbur.PNG Ghostburger Combine 1 Ectoplasm, 1 Bun Spooky! It doesn't look very filling.
Bigbite.png Big Bite Burger Microwave 1 Burger, 3 Meat, 1 Egg Forget the Big Mac. THIS is the future!
Superbite.png Super Bite Burger Microwave 1 Big Bite Burger, 5u Salt, 5u Pepper, 1 Dough, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Boiled Egg This is a mountain of a burger. FOOD!
Hotdog.png Hotdog Microwave 1 Sausage, 1 Bun A tube of salty goodness!
Cubancarp.png Cuban Carp Microwave 1 Carp Fillet, 1 Dough, 1 Chili Pepper A grifftastic sandwich that burns your tongue and then leaves it numb!
Carpsandwich.png Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Carp Fillet Almost like a carp is yelling somewhere... Give me back that fillet -o- carp, give me that carp.
File:Toastsand.png Toasted Sandwich Microwave 1 Sandwich Now if you only had a pepper bar.
Jellytoast.png Slime Toast Microwave 1 Bread Slice, 5u Slime Jelly A slice of bread covered with slime!
Jellytoast.png Jellied Toast Microwave 1 Bread Slice, 5u Cherry Jelly A slice of bread covered with delicious jam.
Twobread.png Two Bread Microwave 2 Bread Slice, 5u Wine It is very bitter and winy.
Spagettiboiled.png Boiled Spaghetti Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti A plain dish of noodles, this sucks.
Pastatomato.png Tomato Pasta Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Tomato Spaghetti and crushed tomatoes. Just like your abusive father used to make!
Meatballspag.png Spaghetti & Meatballs Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Meatball Now thats a nic'e meatball!
Spesslaw.png Spess Law Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Meatball A lawyers favourite.
Meatsoup.png Meatball Soup Microwave 10u Water, 1 Meatball, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato You've got balls kid, BALLS!
Nettlesoup.png Nettle Soup Microwave 10u Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato To think, the botanist would've beat you to death with one of these.
Wishsoup.png Wish Soup Microwave 20u Water I wish this was soup.
Beetsoup.png Beet Soup Microwave 10u Water, 1 White Beet, 1 Cabbage Wait, how do you spell it again..?
Vegesoup.png Vegetable Soup Microwave 10u Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato A true vegan meal.
Tomatosoup.png Tomato Soup Microwave 10u Water, 2 Tomato Drinking this feels like being a vampire! A tomato vampire...
Tomatosoup.png Blood Soup Microwave 10u Blood, 2 Blood Tomato Vampires love these.
Slimesoup.png Slime Soup Microwave 10u of Water, 5u Slime Jelly If no water is available, you may substitute tears.
Milo.png Milo Soup Microwave 10u Water, 2 Soy Dope, 2 Tofu The universe's best soup! Yum!!!
Vegesoup.png Mushroom Soup Microwave 5u Water, 5u Milk, 1 Mushroom A delicious and hearty mushroom soup.
Chawanmushi.png Chawanmushi Microwave 5u Water, 5u Soy Sauce, 1 Chanterelle Mushroom, 2 Egg A legendary egg custard that makes friends out of enemies. Probably too hot for a cat to eat.
Stew.png Stew Microwave 10u Water, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Potato, 1 Carrot, 1 Eggplant, 1 Mushroom. A nice and warm stew. Healthy and strong.
Stew.png Stewed Soy Meat Microwave 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato
Coldstew.png Cold Chili Stew Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato Even non-vegetarians will LOVE this!
Hotstew.png Hot Chili Stew Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato A five alarm Texan Chili!
Donuts.png Donut Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar Goes great with Robust Coffee.
Donut sprinkles.png Donut with Sprinkles Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 3u Sprinkles Goes great with Robust Coffee.
File:Jdonut1.gifFile:Jdonut2.png Jelly Donut Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Berry Juices You jelly?
File:Jdonut1.gifFile:Jdonut2.png Slime Jelly Donut Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Slime Jelly You jelly?
File:Jdonut1.gifFile:Jdonut2.png Cherry Jelly Donut Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Cherry Jelly You jelly?
Donuts.png Chaos Donuts Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Hot Sauce (Capsaicin), 5u Cold Sauce (Frost Oil) Like life, it never quite tastes the same.
File:Soylenvirdians.png Soylent Green Microwave 10u Flour, 2 Human Meat Not made of people. Honest.
File:Soylenvirdians.png Soylen Viridians Microwave 10u Flour, 1 Soybean Not made of people. Honest.
Boiledrice.png Boiled Rice Microwave 10u Rice, 5u Water A boring dish of boring rice.
Ricepudding.png Rice Pudding Microwave 10u Rice, 5u Milk Where's the jam?
Fries.png Fries Microwave 1 Raw Potato Sticks AKA: French Fries, Freedom Fries, etc.
Cheesefries.png Cheese Fries Microwave 1 Fries, 1 Cheese Wedge Fries. Covered in cheese. Duh.
AmanitaJelly.gif Amanita Jelly Microwave 5u Water, 5u Vodka, 3 Amanitas Looks curiously toxic.
Eggplantparmigiana.png Eggplant Parmigiana Microwave 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant The only good recipe for eggplant.
Popcorn.png Popcorn Microwave 1 Corn Now let's find some cinema.
Duff.gif Spacy Liberty Duff Microwave 5u Water, 5u Vodka, 3 Liberty Caps Jello gelatin, from Alfred Hubbard's cookbook.
Dionaroast.png Diona Roast Microwave 1 Diona Nymph, 1 Apple, 5u FluoroSulphuric Acid It's like an enormous, leathery carrot. With an eye.
Egg.png Boiled Egg Microwave 1 Egg, 5u Water A hard boiled egg.
Chocegg.png Chocolate Egg Microwave 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate Bar Such sweet, fattening food.
Mysterysoup.png Mystery Soup Microwave 10u Water, 1 Burned Mess, 1 Tofu, 1 Egg, 1 Cheese Wedge The mystery is, why aren't you eating it?
Slimegrey.png Boiled Slime Extract Microwave 5u Water, 1 Slime Extract A boiled red thing.
Donkpocket.png Donk Pocket Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Meatball The food of choice for the seasoned traitor.
Donkpocket.png Warm Donk Pocket Microwave 1 Donk Pocket The food of choice for the seasoned traitor.
Taco.png Taco Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 1 Cutlet, 1 Cheese Wedge Take a bite!
Enchi.png Enchiladas Microwave 1 Cutlet, 2 Chili, 1 Corn Viva La Mexico!
Monkeydel.png Monkey's Delight Microwave 1 Monkey Cube, 1 Banana, 10u Flour, 1u Salt, 1u Pepper Eeee Eee!
Clownstears.png Clown's Tears Microwave 10u Water, 1 Banana, 1 Bananium Ore Not very funny.
Fishandchips.png Fish & Chips Microwave 1 Fries, 1 Carp Meat I do say so myself chap.
Stuffing.png Stuffing Microwave 1 Bread, 1u Salt, 1u Pepper, 5u Water Moist, peppery breadcrumbs for filling the body cavities of dead birds. Dig in!
Tofurkey.png Tofurkey Microwave 2 Tofu, 1 Stuffing A fake turkey made from tofu.
Pretzel.png Poppy Pretzel. Microwave 1 Poppy Seed, 1 Dough It's all twisted up!
Candiedapple.png Candied Apple Microwave 5u Water, 5u Sugar, 1 Apple An apple coated in sugary sweetness.
Mint.png Mint Microwave 5u Sugar, 5u Frost Oil (or 5u Toxin) Minty fresh! It is only wafer thin.
Beans.png Beans Microwave 2 Soybean, 5u Ketchup Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.
Benedict.png Benedict Microwave 1 Fried Egg, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Bread Slice There is only one egg on this, how rude.
Meatbun.png Meat Bun Microwave 1 Meatball, 1 Cabbage, 1 Dough, 5u Soy Sauce Has the potential to not be dog.
Icecreamsandwich.png Ice Cream Sandwich Microwave 1 Ice Cream, 5u Ice, 5u Cream Portable Ice-cream in it's own packaging.
Friedbanana.png Fried Banana Microwave 1 Banana, 10u Sugar, 5u Corn Oil, 1 Dough. Goreng Pisang, also known as fried bananas.
Spiderlegcooked.png Boiled Spider Leg Microwave 1 Spider Leg, 10u Water A giant spider's leg that's still twitching after being cooked. Gross!
Spidereggsandham.png Spider Eggs 'n' Ham Microwave 1 Spider Egg, 1 Spider Meat, 1u Salt Would you eat them on a train? Would you eat them on a plane? Would you eat them on a state of the art corporate deathtrap floating through space?
Sashimi.png Sashimi Microwave 1 Spider Egg, 1 Carp Meat, 5u Soy Sauce Celebrate surviving attack from hostile alien lifeforms by hospitalising yourself.
Virus dish.png Ruined Virus Dish Microwave 1 Virus Dish Not edible; just instantly sterilizes the dish.
Boiledshrimp.png Boiled Shrimp Microwave 1 Shrimp, 5u Water Just one of the many things you can do with shrimp!

Oven Recipes

Image Result Recipe Description/Notes
Bun.png Bun Bake 1 Dough The base for any self-respecting burger.
Bread.png Bread Bake 1 Dough, 1 Egg Sliceable. Some plain old Earthen bread.
Meatbread.png Meatbread Bake 3 Meat, 3 Dough, 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable. The culinary base of every self-respecting eloquent gentleman.
Meatbread.png Synthibread Bake 3 Synthetic Meat, 3 Dough, 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable. The culinary base of every self-respecting eloquent gentleman.
Tofubread.png Tofu-Bread Bake 3 Tofu, 3 Cheese Wedges, 3 Dough Sliceable. Like meatbread but for vegetarians. Not guaranteed to give superpowers.
File:Xbread.png Xeno-bread Bake 3 Xeno-meat, 3 Dough, 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable. The culinary base of every self-respecting eloquent gentleman. Extra Heretical.
File:Bananabread.gif Banana-nut Bread Bake 3 Dough, 5u Milk, 15u Sugar 1 Banana Sliceable. A heavenly and filling treat.
Creambread.png Cream Cheese Bread Bake 2 Dough, 2 Cheese Wedges. Sliceable. Yum yum yum!
Margheritapizza.png Margherita Pizza Bake 1 Flat Dough, 4 Cheese Wedges, 1 Tomato Sliceable. The golden standard of pizzas.
Mushroompizza.png Mushroom Pizza Bake 1 Flat Dough, 5 any Mushrooms, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato Sliceable. Very special pizza.
Meatpizza.png Meat Pizza Bake 1 Flat Dough, 3 Meat, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato Sliceable. A pizza with meat topping.
Meatpizza.png Syntipizza Bake 1 Flat Dough, 3 Synthmeat, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato Sliceable. A pizza with meat topping.
Vegepizza.png Vegetable Pizza Bake 1 Flat Dough, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Eggplant, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Tomato Sliceable. No one of Tomato Sapiens were harmed during making this pizza.
Bakedpotato.png Loaded Baked Potato Bake 1 Potato, 1 Cheese Wedge Totally baked.
Muffins.png Muffins Bake 1 Dough, 5u Milk, 5u Sugar A delicious and spongy little cake.
Baguette.png Baguette Bake 2 Dough, 1u Salt, 1u Pepper Bon appetit!
Flatbread.png Flatbread Bake 1 Flat Dough Bland but filling.
Cracker.png Cracker Bake 1 Dough Slice, 1u Salt It's a salted cracker.
File:Pie.gif Banana Cream Pie Bake 1 Flat Dough, 1 Banana, 5u Sugar Just like back home, on clown planet! HONK!
Berryclafoutis.png Berry Clafoutis Bake 1 Flat Dough, 1 Berry No black birds, this is a good sign.
Meatpies.png Meatpies Bake 1 Meat, 1 Flat Dough Made of people, or not?
Meatpies.png Tofu Pie Bake 1 Tofu, 1 Flat Dough An old barber recipe, very delicious!
Xpie.png Xeno-pie Bake 1 Xeno-meat, 1 Flat Dough A delicious meatpie. Probably heretical.
Applepie.png Apple Pie Bake 1 Flat Dough, 1 Apple A pie containing sweet sweet love... or apple.
Gappletart.png Apple Tart Bake 10u Flour, 1 Egg, 5u Sugar, 5u Milk, 1 Golden Apple A tasty dessert that won't make it through a metal detector.
Cherrypie.png Cherry Pie Bake 1 Flat Dough, 10u Sugar, 1 Cherries Taste so good, make a grown man cry.
Pumpkinpie.png Pumpkin Pie Bake 1 Flat Dough, 1 Pumpkin, 5u Milk, 5u Sugar A delicious treat for the autumn months.
Turkey.png Turkey Bake 4 Meat, 2 Stuffing A traditional turkey served with stuffing.
Amapie.png Amanita Pie Bake 1 Flat Dough, 1 Amanita Sweet and tasty poison pie.
File:Plumppie.GIF Plump Pie Bake 1 Flat Dough, 1 Plump Helmet I bet you love stuff made out of plump helmets!
Regularcake.png Regular Cake Bake 3 Dough, 15u Sugar, 5u Milk. Sliceable. A plain cake, not a lie.
Carrotcake.png Carrot Cake Bake 3 Dough, 15u Sugar, 5u Milk, 3 Carrot Sliceable. A favorite desert of a certain wascally wabbit. Not a lie.
Cheesecake.png Cheese Cake Bake 3 Dough, 15u Sugar, 5u Milk, 2 Cheese Wedges Sliceable. DANGEROUSLY cheesy.
Orangecake.png Orange Cake Bake 3 Dough, 5u Milk, 2 Oranges Sliceable. A cake with added orange.
Limecake.png Lime Cake Bake 3 Dough, 5u Milk, 2 Limes Sliceable. A cake with added lime.
Lemoncake.png Lemon Cake Bake 3 Dough, 5u Milk, 2 Lemons Sliceable. A cake with added lemon.
Choccake.png Chocolate Cake Bake 3 Dough, 5u Milk , 2 Chocolate Bar Sliceable. A cake with added chocolate
Birthday.png Birthday Cake Bake 3 Dough, 5u Sugar, 1 Cake Hat, 5u Milk Sliceable. Happy Birthday...
Applecake.png Apple Cake Bake 3 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Milk, 2 Apple Sliceable. A cake centred with apple.
Braincake.png Brain Cake Bake 3 Dough, 5u Milk, 1 Brain Sliceable. A squishy cake-thing.
Cookie.png Cookie Bake 1 Dough, 5u Milk, 5u Sugar, 1 Chocolate Bar COOKIE!!!
Fortunecookie.png Fortune Cookie Bake 1 Dough Slice, 5u Sugar, 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy A true prophecy in each cookie!
Sugarcookie.png Sugar Cookie Bake 1 Dough, 1 Egg, 5u Sugar Just like your little sister used to make.

Candy Maker Recipes

Image Result Recipe Description/Notes
File:Chocolatebar.gif Chocolate Bar Cook 2 milk (or soy milk), 2 coco powder, and 2 sugar Such sweet, fattening food.
Fudge.png Fudge Cook 5 sugar, 5 cream, and 1 Chocolate Bar Chocolate fudge, a timeless classic treat.
Caramel.png Caramel Cook 5 sugar and 5 cream Chewy and dense, yet it practically melts in your mouth!
Nougat.png Nougat Cook 5 sugar, 5 corn oil, and 1 egg A soft, chewy candy commonly found in candybars.
Toffee.png Toffee Cook 5 sugar and 10 units flour. A hard, brittle candy with a distinctive taste.
Taffy.png Taffy Cook 5 sugar, 5 salt, and 5 water Old fashioned saltwater taffy. Chewy!
Candy.png Candy Bar Cook 5 sugar and 1 Chocolate Bar A chocolate candybar, wrapped in a bit of foil.
CottonCandy.png Cotton Candy Cook 15 sugar and 1 cardboard tube. Light and fluffy, it's like eating a cloud made from sugar!
File:CottonCandyFlavor.png Flavored Cotton Candy Cook 1 Cotton Candy and combine with one of the following: 5 cherry jelly, 5 berry juice, 5 poison berry juice, 5 lime juice, 5 lemon juice, 5 orange juice, 5 grape juice, 5 watermelon juice. Light and fluffy, it's like eating a cloud made from sugar!
CottonCandyRainbow.png Rainbow Cotton Candy Cook 1 red, blue, green, yellow, orange, purple, and pink cotton candy flavors together. Light and fluffy, it's like eating a cloud made from sugar!
CottonCandyRainbow.png Bad Rainbow Cotton Candy Cook 1 red, poison, green, yellow, orange, purple, and pink cotton candy together. Light and fluffy, it's like eating a cloud made from sugar!
GummyBear.png Gummy Bear Cook 5 sugar, 5 water, 5 corn oil, and 1 Gummy Bear mould. A small edible bear. It's squishy and chewy!
GummyBearflavored.png Flavored Gummy Bear Cook 1 Gummy bear and combine with one of the following: 5 cherry jelly, 5 berry juice, 5 poison berry juice, 5 lime juice, 5 lemon juice, 5 orange juice, 5 grape juice, 5 space drugs, or 1 ambrosia vulgaris branch. Description varies.
GummyWorm.png Gummy Worm Cook 5 sugar, 5 water, 5 corn oil, and 1 Gummy Worm mould. An edible worm, made from gelatin.
GummyWormflavored.png Flavored Gummy Worm Cook 1 gummy worm and combine with one of the following: 5 cherry jelly, 5 berry juice, 5 poison berry juice, 5 lime juice, 5 lemon juice, 5 orange juice, 5 grape juice, 5 space drugs, or 1 ambrosia vulgaris branch. Description varies.
Jellybean.png Jelly Bean Cook 5 sugar, 5 water, 5 corn oil, and 1 Gummy Bean mould. A candy bean, guaranteed to not give you gas.
Jellybeanflavored.png Flavored Jelly Bean Cook 1 jelly bean and combine with one of the following: 5 cherry jelly, 5 berry juice, 5 poison berry juice, 5 lime juice, 5 lemon juice, 5 orange juice, 5 grape juice, 5 space drugs, 5 cola, 5 Dr. Gibb, 5 coffe, 1 popcorn, 1 chocolate bar, or 1 ambrosia vulgaris branch. Description varies.
Jawbreaker.png Jaw Breaker Cook 5 sugar, 5 corn oil, and 1 Ball mould. An unbelievably hard candy. The name is fitting.
Candycane.png Candy Cane Cook 5 sugar, 1 mint, and 1 Cane mould. A festive mint candy cane.
Gum.png Gum Cook 5 sugar, 5 water, 5 corn oil. Chewy!
Cash.png Chocolate Cash Cook 1 chocolate bar, 1 Cash mould. Not legal tender. Tasty though.
File:Coin.png Chocolate Coin Cook 1 chocolate bar, 1 Coin mould. Probably won't work in the vending machines.
Sucker.png Lolipop/Sucker Cook 10 sugar, 5 corn oil, 1 Lolipop mould. For being such a good sport!
Malper.png Malper Bar Cook 1 candy bar, 1 caramel. A chocolate syringe filled with a caramel injection. Just what the doctor ordered!
Toolerone.png Tool-erone Bar Cook 1 candy bar, 1 nougat. Chocolate-covered nougat, shaped like a wrench. Great for an engineer on the go!
Tumbaton.png Yum-baton Bar Cook 1 candy bar, 1 toffee. Chocolate and toffee in the shape of a baton. Security sure knows how to pound these down!
Crunch.png Asteroid Crunch Bar Cook 1 candy bar, 1 caramel, 5 units of rice. Crunchy rice deposits in delicious chocolate! A favorite of miners galaxy-wide.
Toxinstest.png Toxins Test Bar Cook 1 candy bar, 1 caramel, 1 nougat. An explosive combination of chocolate, caramel, and nougat. Research has never been so tasty!

Table Recipes

To properly prepare the following recipes, you will need to use table-crafting. Simply collect all the ingredients needed on a single piece of table, then drag the table onto yourself (much like stripping a body) to open the table-crafting window. Assuming you have the necessary ingredients, the recipe should be an option in this window. Any reagents required by the recipes will need to be in a reagent container such as a beaker, bucket, or glass, and do not need to be in separate containers.

Note: These are all alternate recipes; you can still find these same recipes in machine form, above.

Image Result Ingredients Description/Notes
Jellyburger.png Slime Burger 5u Slime Jelly, 1 Bun Culinary delight..? Slimy!
Burger.png Cheese Burger 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Burger The cheese adds a good flavor.
Jellyburger.png Jelly Burger 5u Cherry Jelly, 1 Bun Culinary delight..?
Wrap.png Wrap 1 Fried Egg, 1 Cabbage, 10u Soy Sauce The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
Herbsalad.png Herb Salad 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris Branch, 1 Apple A tasty salad with apples on top. Poisonous.
Aesirsalad.png Aesir Salad 3 Ambrosia Deus Branch, 1 Golden Apple Probably too incredible for mortal men to fully enjoy.
Validsalad.png Valid Salad 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris Branch, 1 Potato, 1 Meatball It's just an herb salad with meatballs and fried potato slices. Nothing suspicious about it. Poisonous.
Sandwich.png Sandwich 2 Bread Slice, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge A grand creation of meat, cheese, bread, and several leaves of lettuce! Arthur Dent would be proud.
Jellysandwich.png Slime Sandwich 2 Bread Slice, 5u Slime Jelly You wish you had some peanut butter to go with this... Slimy!
Jellysandwich.png Jelly Sandwich 2 Bread Slice, 5u Cherry Jelly You wish you had some peanut butter to go with this...
Notasandwich.png Not a Sandwich 2 Bread Slice, 1 Fake Mustache Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.
EbiSushi.png Ebi Sushi 1 Cooked Shrimp, 1 Boiled Rice A simple sushi consisting of cooked shrimp and rice.
IkuraSushi.png Ikura Sushi 1 Salmon Eggs, 1 Boiled Rice A simple sushi consisting of salmon roe.
InariSushi.png Inari Sushi 1 Fried Tofu, 1 Boiled Rice A piece of fried tofu stuffed with rice.
SakeSushi.png Sake Sushi 1 Salmon Filet, 1 Boiled Rice A simple sushi consisting of raw salmon and rice.
SmokedSalmonSushi.png Smoked Salmon Sushi 1 Salmon Steak, 1 Boiled Rice A simple sushi consisting of cooked salmon and rice.
MasagoSushi.png Masago Sushi 1 Goldfish Eggs, 1 Boiled Rice A simple sushi consisting of goldfish roe.
MasagoSushi.png Tobiko Sushi 1 Shark Eggs, 1 Boiled Rice A simple sushi consisting of shark roe.
TobikoEggSushi.png Tobiko and Egg Sushi 1 Tobiko Sushi, 1 Egg A sushi consisting of shark roe and an egg.
TaiSushi.png Tai Sushi 1 Catfish Meat, 1 Boiled Rice A simple sushi consisting of catfish and rice.

Deep Fryer Recipes

The deep fryer is a magical machine capable of making even the healthiest snack irreversibly more fattening. The deep fryer can accept ANY food item, and will create a deep-fried version of most foods. Attempting to deep-fry a food that has already been deep-fried, however, will ruin the food beyond recognition and might even start a fire!

Some foods, however, have special interactions with the deep-fryer, using it to transform into an entirely new food instead of a deep-fried version of itself. The resulting food is not considered as having been deep-fried, so you can safely deep-fry it a second time (though beyond that will burn it as normal).

Image Result Ingredients Description/Notes
Chips.png Potato Chips Deep-fry Raw Potato Sticks Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps.
Chips.png Corn Chips Deep-fry Corn Goes great with salsa! OLE!
Friedbanana.png Fried Banana Deep-fry Banana Goreng Pisang, also known as fried bananas.
FriedShrimp.png Fried Shrimp Deep-fry Shrimp Just one of the many things you can do with shrimp!
File:Tofu.gif Fried Tofu Deep-fry Tofu Proof that even vegetarians crave unhealthy foods.