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==Microwave Recipes==
==Food Recipes==


Make sure to put only the EXACT amount of everything into the Microwave, unless you want to ruin your meals.
Note: Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Soy Milk are all measured off of reagent units rather then containers (like in previous version). They can be poured directly into the microwave. Additionally, you only need at LEAST the suggested amount of those ingredients instead of exactly the right amount.
Note: Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Soy Milk are all measured off of reagent units rather then containers (like in previous version).


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|[[File:burger.png|50px]]
|[[File:plain Burger.png|50px]]
|'''Burger
|'''Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Meat
| Combine 1 Cutlet/Meatball with Bun
| If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim.
| IM FUCKING TIRED OF BURGERS!
|-
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|[[File:brainburger.png|50px]]
|[[File:brainburger.png|50px]]
|'''Brain Burger
|'''Brain Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Brain
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Brain
| Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains.
| Rarely will you be able to make this.
|-
|[[File:cheeseburger.png|50px]]
|'''Cheese Burger
| Combine 1 cheese wedge with burger
| I like cheese.
|-
|-
|[[File:clownburger.png|50px]]
|[[File:clownburger.png|50px]]
|'''Clown Burger
|'''Clown Burger
| 1 Clown Mask, 5 Flour
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Clown Mask
| Get the mime to steal the mask from his [[clown|nemesis]].
|  
|-
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|[[File:mimeburger.png|50px]]
|[[File:mimeburger.png|50px]]
|'''Mime Burger
|'''Mime Burger
| 1 Beret, 5 Flour
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Beret
| Get the clown to steal the beret from his [[mime|nemesis]]. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
|  
|-
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|[[File:tofubuger.png|50px]]
|[[File:tofubuger.png|50px]]
|'''Tofu Burger
|'''Tofu Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Tofu
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 tofu
| Melts your face!
| Melts your face!
|-
|-
|[[File:spell.png|50px]]
|[[File:spell.png|50px]]
|'''Spell Burger
|'''Spell Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Wizard hat
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 wizard hat
| You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
| You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
|-
|[[File:Xenoburger.png|50px]]
|'''Xenoburger
| 5 Flour, 1 [[Xenos|Xeno-meat]]
| Ali-yum!
|-
|[[File:Jellyburger.png|50px]]
|'''Jelly Burger
| 15 Flour, 5 Cherry Jelly
| My insides are burning!
|-
|[[File:ghostbur.PNG|50px]]
|'''Ghost Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Ectoplasm
| Terror-ifficly tasty.
|-
|-
|[[File:bigbite.png|50px]]
|[[File:bigbite.png|50px]]
|'''Big Bite Burger
|'''Big Bite Burger
| 3 Meat, 5 Flour
| Combine 2 cheeseburgers
| Forget the Big Mac.
| Forget the Big Mac.
|-
|-
|[[File:superbite.png|50px]]
|[[File:superbite.png|50px]]
|'''Super Bite Burger
|'''Super Bite Burger
| 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges, 5 Meat, 4 Tomato, 2 Egg, 5 units of Salt, 5 units of Pepper
| Combine 2 Big Bite Burgers, and microwave the result along with 1 tomato, 1 egg, 5 units of salt, 5 units of pepper
| If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
| If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will.
|-
|[[File:Hotdog.png|50px]]
|'''Hotdog
| Combine 1 Sausage with 1 Bun
| A tube of salty goodness!
|-
|-
|[[File:cubancarp.png|50px]]
|[[File:cubancarp.png|50px]]
|'''Cuban Carp
|'''Cuban Carp
| 1 Carp Filet, 5 Flour, 1 Chilli Pepper
| Microwave 1 Carp Fillet, 1 Dough, 1 Chilli Pepper
| Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
| Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
|-
|-
|[[File:carpsandwich.png|50px]]
|[[File:carpsandwich.png|50px]]
|'''Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
|'''Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
| 5 Flour, 1 Carp Filet
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Carp Fillet
| Slightly toxic.
| Slightly toxic.
|-
|-
|[[File:sandwich.png|50px]]
|[[File:sandwich.png|50px]]
|'''Sandwich
|'''Sandwich
| 2 Bread Slices, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Microwave 2 Bread Slices, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Talking to your food may result in a trip to the [[Chaplain]].
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:toastsand.png|50px]]
|[[File:toastsand.png|50px]]
|'''Toasted Sandwich
|'''Toasted Sandwich
| 1 Sandwich
| Microwave 1 Sandwich
|
|-
|-
|[[File:toastsand.png|50px]]
|[[File:metroidtoast.png|50px]]
|'''Grilled Cheese Sandwich
|'''Metroid Toast
| 2 Bread Slices, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Microwave 5 Units of Metroid Jam, 1 Bread Slice
| Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
|  
|-
|[[File:Jellytoast.png|50px]]
|'''Jelly Toast
| 5 Cherry Jelly, 1 Bread Slice
|
|-
|[[File:Twobread.png|50px]]
|'''Two Bread
| 2 Breadslices, 5 Wine
| Classy.
|-
|-
|[[File:bread.png|50px]]
|[[File:bread.png|50px]]
|'''Bread
|'''Bread
| 15 Flour
| Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Egg
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
|[[File:meatbread.png|50px]]
|[[File:meatbread.png|50px]]
|'''Meatbread
|'''Meatbread
| 3 Meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges
| Microwave 3 Meat, 3 Dough, 3 Cheese Wedges
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
|[[File:tofubread.png|50px]]
|[[File:tofubread.png|50px]]
|'''Tofu-Bread
|'''Tofu-Bread
| 3 Tofu, 3 Cheese Wedges, 15 Flour
| Microwave 3 Tofu, 3 Cheese Wedges, 3 Dough
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
|[[File:xbread.png|50px]]
|[[File:xbread.png|50px]]
|'''Xeno-bread
|'''Xeno-bread
| 3 Xeno-meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges
| Microwave 3 Xeno-meat, 3 Dough, 3 Cheese Wedges
| Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
| Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
|-
|-
|[[File:Bananabread.gif|50px]]
|[[File:Bananabread.gif|50px]]
|'''Banana-nut Bread
|'''Banana-nut Bread
| 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 1 Banana
| Microwave 3 Dough, 3 egg, 5 units milk, 1 banana
| Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
| Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
|-
|-
|[[File:creambread.png|50px]]
|[[File:creambread.png|50px]]
|'''Cream Cheese Bread
|'''Cream Cheese Bread
| 15 Flour, 2 Cheese Wedges
| Microwave 3 Dough, 2 cheese wedges.
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
|[[File:Margheritapizza.png|50px]]
|[[File:Margheritapizza.png|50px]]
|'''Margherita Pizza
|'''Margherita Pizza
| 10 Flour + 4 Cheese Wedges + 1 Tomato
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 4 Cheese Wedges, 1 Tomato
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
|[[File:mushroompizza.png|50px]]
|[[File:mushroompizza.png|50px]]
|'''Mushroom Pizza
|'''Mushroom Pizza
| 10 Flour + 5 any Mushrooms
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 5 any Mushrooms
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
|[[File:meatpizza.png|50px]]
|[[File:meatpizza.png|50px]]
|'''Meat Pizza
|'''Meat Pizza
| 10 Flour + 3 Meat + 1 Cheese Wedge + 1 Tomato
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 3 Meat, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato
| Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
|[[File:vegepizza.png|50px]]
|[[File:vegepizza.png|50px]]
|'''Vegetable Pizza
|'''Vegetable Pizza
| 10 Flour + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Eggplant, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Tomato
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|[[File:Spaghetti.png|50px]]
|'''Spaghetti
| 5 Flour
|
|-
|-
|[[File:spagettiboiled.png|50px]]
|[[File:spagettiboiled.png|50px]]
|'''Boiled Spaghetti
|'''Boiled Spaghetti
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti
| Microwave 5 units of water, 1 Spaghetti.
| Mama Mia!
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:pastatomato.png|50px]]
|[[File:pastatomato.png|50px]]
|'''Tomato Pasta
|'''Tomato Pasta
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Tomatoes
| Microwave 5 units of water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 tomatoes.
| Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:meatballspag.png|50px]]
|[[File:meatballspag.png|50px]]
|'''Spaghetti & Meatballs
|'''Spaghetti & Meatballs
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Faggot.
| Microwave 5 units of water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Meatballs.
| That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
|-
|[[File:Spesslaw.png|50px]]
|'''Spesslaw
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Faggot.
|  
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:meatsoup.png|50px]]
|[[File:meatsoup.png|50px]]
|'''Meatball Soup
|'''Meatball Soup
| 10 units of Water, 1 Faggot, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato
| Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Meatball, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato
|
|
|-
|-
|[[File:nettlesoup.png|50px]]
|[[File:nettlesoup.png|50px]]
|'''Nettle Soup
|'''Nettle Soup
| 10 units of Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato
| Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato
| Free tongue piercings! (Note: HARMFUL)
|-
|[[File:Wishsoup.png|50px]]
|'''Wish Soup
| 20 Water
|
|
|-
|-
|[[File:vegesoup.png|50px]]
|[[File:vegesoup.png|50px]]
|'''Vegetable Soup
|'''Vegetable Soup
| 10 units of Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato
| Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato
|
|
|-
|-
|[[File:tomatosoup.png|50px]]
|[[File:tomatosoup.png|50px]]
|'''Tomato Soup
|'''Tomato Soup
| 10 units of Water, 2 Tomatoes.
| Microwave 10 units of water, 2 tomatoes.
| Best served with crackers.
|  
|-
|[[File:Tomatosoup.png|50px]]
|'''Blood Soup
| 10 units of Blood, 2 Blood Tomatoes.
| They ''may'' think you're the [[Chef|homicidal maniac]] you are when you produce a large amount of these.
|-
|[[File:Clownsoup.png|50px]]
|'''Clown's Tears
| 10 units of Water, 1 Banana, 1 Bananaium ore.
| Because the clown totally didn't need it for anything.
|-
|[[File:Mysterysoup.png|50px]]
|'''Mystery Soup
| 10 units of Water, 1 Bad Recipe, 1 tofu, 1 egg, 1 cheese.
| Extremely poisonous, don't make it unless you wanna kill someone.
|-
|[[File:Mushroomsoup.png|50px]]
|'''Mushroom Soup
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Milk, 1 chanterelle.
|
|-
|[[File:Beetsoup.png|50px]]
|'''Beet Soup
| 10 units of Water, 1 whitebeet, 1 cabbage
| Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
|-
|-
|[[File:milo.png|50px]]
|[[File:milo.png|50px]]
|'''Milo Soup
|'''Milo Soup
| 10 units of Water, 2 Soy Dope, 2 tofu
| Microwave 10 units of water, 2 Soy Dope, 1 carrot, 1 tomato
|
|-
|[[File:Stewedsoymeat.png|50px]]
|'''Stewed Soy Meat
| 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato
|  
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:stew.png|50px]]
|[[File:stew.png|50px]]
|'''Stew
|'''Stew
| 10 units of Water, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Potato, 1 Carrot, 1 Eggplant, 1 Mushroom.
| Microwave 10 units of water, 1 meat, 1 tomato, 1 potato, 1 carrot, 1 eggplant, 1 mushroom.
| The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:coldstew.png|50px]]
|[[File:coldstew.png|50px]]
|'''Cold Chili Stew
|'''Cold Chili Stew
| 1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato
| Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato
| Ice, ice, baby!
|
|-
|-
|[[File:hotstew.png|50px]]
|[[File:hotstew.png|50px]]
|'''Hot Chili Stew
|'''Hot Chili Stew
| 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato
| Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato
| Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
|
|-
|-
|[[File:pie.gif|50px]]
|[[File:pie.gif|50px]]
|'''Banana Cream Pie
|'''Banana Cream Pie
| 10 Flour, 1 Banana
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 banana, 5 Sugar
| Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
| Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
|-
|-
|[[File:berryclafoutis.png|50px]]
|[[File:berryclafoutis.png|50px]]
|'''Berry Clafoutis
|'''Berry Clafoutis
| 10 Flour, 1 Berry
| Microwave 1 Flat dough, 1 Berry
|
|
|-
|-
|[[File:meatpies.png|50px]]
|[[File:meatpies.png|50px]]
|'''Meatpies
|'''Meatpies
| 1 Meat, 10 Flour
| Microwave 1 Meat, 2 Flat Dough
| Made of people, or not?
| Made of people, or not?
|-
|-
|[[File:meatpies.png|50px]]
|[[File:meatpies.png|50px]]
|'''Tofu Pie
|'''Tofu Pie
| 1 tofu, 10 Flour
| Microwave 1 Tofu, 1 Flat Dough
|
|
|-
|-
|[[File:xpie.png|50px]]
|[[File:xpie.png|50px]]
|'''Xeno-pie
|'''Xeno-pie
| 1 Xeno-meat, 10 Flour
| Microwave 1 Xeno-meat, 1 Flat Dough
| A delicious end to the xeno threat.
| A delicious end to the xeno threat.
|-
|-
|[[File:applepie.png|50px]]
|[[File:applepie.png|50px]]
|'''Apple Pie
|'''Apple Pie
| 10 Flour, 1 Apple
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 apple
| The traditional dessert.
|
|-
|-
|[[File:regularcake.png|50px]]
|[[File:regularcake.png|50px]]
|'''Vanilla Cake
|'''Regular Cake
| 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk
| Microwave 3 Dough, 5 Sugar, 5 units Milk
| Slicable and <s>boring</s> vanilla flavored.
| Can be sliced.
|-
|-
|[[File:carrotcake.png|50px]]
|[[File:carrotcake.png|50px]]
|'''Carrot Cake
|'''Carrot Cake
| 15 Flour, 3 Eggs, 5 Units Milk, 1 Carrot
| Microwave 3 Dough, 5 Sugar, 5 Units Milk, 1 Carrot
| Slicable. Heals minor eye damage.
| Heals minor eye damage.
|-
|-
|[[File:cheesecake.png|50px]]
|[[File:cheesecake.png|50px]]
|'''Cheese Cake
|'''Cheese Cake
| 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 2 Cheese Wedges
| Microwave 3 Dough, 5 Sugar, 5 units Milk, 2 Cheese Wedges
| Slicable.
| Can be sliced.
|-
|-
|[[File:birthday.png|50px]]
|[[File:birthday.png|50px]]
|'''Birthday Cake
|'''Birthday Cake
| 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 1 Cake Hat, 5 units of Milk.
| Microwave 3 Dough, 5 Sugar, 1 Cake Hat, 5 Units of Milk
| Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
|[[File:applecake.png|50px]]
|[[File:applecake.png|50px]]
|'''Apple Cake
|'''Apple Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Apple, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Microwave 3 Dough, 5 Sugar, 5 Units of Milk, 2 Apple
| Sliceable.
|-
|[[File:Braincake.png|50px]]
|'''Brain Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 1 Brain, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable. Bother the [[Roboticist]] for unusable brains.
|-
|[[File:Orangecake.png|50px]]
|'''Orange Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Oranges, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
|-
|[[File:Limecake.png|50px]]
|'''Lime Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Lime, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
|-
|[[File:Lemoncake.png|50px]]
|'''Lemon Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Lemon, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
|-
|[[File:Choccake.png|50px]]
|'''Chocolate Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Chocolate bar, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
|[[File:donut.png|50px]]
|[[File:donut.png|50px]]
|'''Donut
|'''Donut
| 5 Flour, 1 Egg
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5 Sugar
| Security members recover morale quickly with these.
| Security members recover morale quickly with these.
|-
|-
|[[File:jdonut1.gif|50px]]
|[[File:jdonut1.gif|50px]]
|'''Jelly Donut
|'''Jelly Donut
| 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Berry Juices/Cherry Jelly
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5 Sugar, 5 units of Berry Juices
| Security members recover more morale with these. Probability to be frosted.
| Security members recover more morale with these.
|-
|-
|[[File:donut1.gif|50px]]
|[[File:donut1.gif|50px]]
|'''Chaos Donuts
|'''Chaos Donuts
| 1 Egg, 5 Flour, 5 units of capsaicin (hot sauce), 5 units of Frost Oil (hot sauce)
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5 Sugar, 5 Hot Sauce, 5 Cold Sauce
| Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
| These are lethal when eaten.
|-
|[[File:Boiledrice.png|50px]]
|'''Boiled Rice
| 5 Water, 10 Rice
|
|-
|[[File:Ricepudding.png|50px]]
|'''Rice Pudding
| 5 Milk, 10 Rice
|
|-
|-
|[[File:soylenvirdians.png|50px]]
|[[File:soylenvirdians.png|50px]]
|'''Soylent Green
|'''Soylent Green
| 2 Human Meat + 15 Flour)
| Microwave 2 Human Meat + 3 Flour)
| SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
| SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
|-
|-
|[[File:soylenvirdians.png|50px]]
|[[File:soylenvirdians.png|50px]]
|'''Soylen Viridians
|'''Soylen Viridians
| 15 Flour, 1 Soybean
| Microwave 3 Flour, 1 Soybean
| SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
| SOYLENT VERIDIAN IS PLANTS
|-
|-
|[[File:waffles.png|50px]]
|[[File:waffles.png|50px]]
|'''Waffles
|'''Waffles
| 10 Flour, 2 Eggs
| Microwave 2 Dough, 1 Sugar
| Like pancakes with syrup traps.
|
|-
|-
|[[File:roffle.png|50px]]
|[[File:roffle.png|50px]]
|'''Roffle Waffles
|'''Roffle Waffles
| 10 Flour, 2 Egg, 5 units of Psilocybin.
| Microwave 2 Dough, 1 Sugar, 5 units of psilocybin.
| Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:cheesefries.png|50px]]
|[[File:cheesefries.png|50px]]
|'''Cheese Fries
|'''Cheese Fries
| 1 Stack of fries, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Microwave 1 Stack of fries, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
| Tasty, tasty cheese fries
|-
|-
|[[File:AmanitaJelly.gif|50px]]
|[[File:AmanitaJelly.gif|50px]]
|'''Amanita Jelly
|'''Amanita Jelly
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Amanitas
| Microwave 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Amanitas
| It's evil, don't touch it!
|
|-
|-
|[[File:cheesepmelet.png|50px]]
|[[File:cheesepmelet.png|50px]]
|'''Cheese Omelette
|'''Cheese Omelet
| 2 Eggs, 2 Cheese Wedges
| Microwave 2 Eggs, 2 Cheese Wedges
| Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
| Can eat these with fork.
|-
|[[File:friedegg.png|50px]]
|'''Fried Egg
| 1 Egg, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper
| The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
|-
|[[File:begg.png|50px]]
|'''Boiled Egg
| 1 Egg, 5 units Water
| Precracked, just eat!
|-
|-
|[[File:eggplantparmigiana.png|50px]]
|[[File:eggplantparmigiana.png|50px]]
|'''Eggplant Parmigiana
|'''Eggplant Parmigiana
| 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant
| Microwave 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant
|
|-
|[[File:Chawanmushi.png|50px]]
|'''Chawanmushi
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Soy Sauce, 2 Egg, 1 Chanterelle
|
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|-
|-
|[[File:fortunecookie.png|50px]]
|[[File:fortunecookie.png|50px]]
|'''Fortune Cookie
|'''Fortune Cookie
| 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy
| Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy
| Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
|-
|[[File:Cracker.png|50px]]
|'''Cracker
| 5 Flour, 1 unit of Salt
|
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|-
|-
|[[File:Kebab.png|50px]]
|[[File:Kebab.png|50px]]
|'''Kebab
|'''Kabob
| 2 Meat (Human, Synthflesh, Monkey, or Tofu) + Metal Rod (Meat must be same type)
| Microwave 2 Meat/Tofu, Metal Rod (Meat must be same type)
| You get a metal rod back after eating.
| You get a metal rod back after eating. Misspelled as Kebab sometimes.
|-
|-
|[[File:bakedpotato.png|50px]]
|[[File:bakedpotato.png|50px]]
|'''Loaded Baked Potato
|'''Loaded Baked Potato
| 1 Potato + 1 Cheese Wedge
| Microwave 1 Potato, 1 Cheese Wedge
| No bacon bits or sour cream?
|
|-
|-
|[[File:meatstake.png|50px]]
|[[File:meatstake.png|50px]]
|'''Meat Steak
|'''Meat Steak
| 1 unit of Salt + 1 unit of Black Pepper + 1 Meat
| Microwave 1 unit of Salt, 1 unit of Black Pepper, 1 Meat
| Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...?
|
|-
|[[File:Sausage.png|50px]]
|'''Sausage
| 1 Faggot, 1 Meat
| Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
|-
|-
|[[File:muffins.png|50px]]
|[[File:muffins.png|50px]]
|'''Muffins
|'''Muffins
| 1 Egg + 5 Flour + 5 units Milk
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5 units Milk
| Muffins!
|
|-
|-
|[[File:popcorn.png|50px]]
|[[File:popcorn.png|50px]]
|'''Popcorn
|'''Popcorm
| 1 Corn
| Microwave 1 Corn
| Some bites will contain unpopped kernels, which will cause brute damage.
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:duff.gif|50px]]
|[[File:duff.gif|50px]]
|'''Spacy Liberty Duff
|'''Spacy Liberty Duff
| 5 units of Water + 5 units of Vodka + 3 Liberty Caps
| Microwave 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Liberty Caps
| The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
|
|-
|[[File:telebacon.png|50px]]
|'''Tele Bacon
| Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Remote Signaller
| May allow people to teleport to your location.
|-
|-
|[[File:donkpocket.png|50px]]
|[[File:donkpocket.png|50px]]
|'''Warm Donk Pocket
|'''Warm Donk Pocket
| 5 Flour + 1 Faggot
| Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Meatball
| Contains tricordrazine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
| Contains tricordrazine, until they cool.
|-
|-
|[[File:wingchu.png|50px]]
|[[File:wingchu.png|50px]]
|'''Wing Fang Chu
|'''Wing Fang Chu
| 5 units of Soy Sauce + 1 Xeno-Meat (Green slabs)
| Microwave 5 units of Soy Sauce, 1 Xeno-Meat (Green slabs)
| At least it wasn't [[Ian|Head of Personnel's dog]].
| At least it wasn't Head of Personnel's dog.
|-
|[[File:Taco.png|50px]]
|'''Taco
| Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 1 Cutlet, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Meaty!
|-
|-
|[[File:enchi.png|50px]]
|[[File:enchi.png|50px]]
|'''Enchiladas
|'''Enchiladas
| 1 Meat, 2 Chili, 1 Corn.
| Microwave 1 Cutlet, 2 Chili, 1 Corn
| Spicy.
| Spicy.
|-
|-
|[[File:monkeydel.png|50px]]
|[[File:monkeydel.png|50px]]
|'''Monkey's Delight
|'''Monkies Delight
| 1 monkeycube, 1 banana, 5 flour, 1 salt, 1 pepper.
| Microwave 1 Monkey Cube, 1 Banana, 1 Flour, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper
| EE EEE!
| EE EEE!
|-
|-
|[[File:baguette.png|50px]]
|[[File:baguette.png|50px]]
|'''Baguette
|'''Baguette
| 15 Flour, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper.
| Microwave 2 Dough, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper
| The mimes favorite.
| The mimes favorite.
|-
|[[File:Flatbread.png|50px]]
|'''Flatbread
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough
| Bland but filling.
|-
|-
|[[File:fishandchips.png|50px]]
|[[File:fishandchips.png|50px]]
|'''Fish & Chips
|'''Fish & Chips
| 1 Fries, 1 Carp meat.
| Microwave 1 Fries, 1 Carp Meat
| The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting [[space carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|  
|-
|[[File:Fishfingers.png|50px]]
|'''Fish Fingers
| 10 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Carp meat
| Good luck getting [[space carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
|-
|[[File:pretzel.png|50px]]
|[[File:pretzel.png|50px]]
|'''Poppy Pretzel
|'''Poppy Pretzel.
| 1 Poppy Seed, 1 Egg, 5 Flour
| Microwave 1 Poppy Seed, 1 Dough
|  
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:candiedapple.png|50px]]
|[[File:candiedapple.png|50px]]
|'''Candied Apple
|'''Candied Apple
| 5 units of Water, 5 Sugar, 1 Apple
| Microwave 5 units of water, 5 sugar, 1 apple
|  
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:Gappletart.png|50px]]
|[[File:mint.png|50px]]
|'''Golden Apple Tart
|'''Mint
| 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar, 1 Goldapple, 1 Egg, 5 Flour
| Microwave 5 units of Sugar, 5 units of Frost Oil
|
| Minty fresh!
|-
|[[File:Plumppie.GIF|50px]]
|'''Plump Pie
| 10 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet
| Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine!
|-
|[[File:Phelmbiscuit.png|50px]]
|'''Plump Biscuits
| 5 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet
| The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
|-
|[[File:Amapie.png|50px]]
|'''Amanita Pie
| 5 Flour, 1 Amanita
|
|-
|[[File:Pumpkinpie.png|50px]]
|'''Pumpkin Pie
| 1 Pumpkin, 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar
| Can be sliced. Dangerously delicious.
|-
|[[File:Chocegg.png|50px]]
|'''Chocolate Egg
| 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate bar
| NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
|-
|[[File:Herbsalad.png|50px]]
|'''Herb Salad
| 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Apple
| What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
|-
|[[File:Aesirsalad.png|50px]]
|'''Aesir salad
| 3 Ambrosia Deus, 1 Goldapple
| Duuuuuuuuuude.
|-
|[[File:Validsalad.png|50px]]
|'''Valid Salad
| 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Potato, 1 Faggot
| Heals everyone!
|-
|[[File:Cherrypie.png|50px]]
|'''Cherry Pie
| 1 Cherry, 10 Flour
|
|-
|-
|[[File:Jellysandwich.png|50px]]
|'''Jelly Sandwich
| 5 Cherry Jelly, 2 Breadslice
| In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
|}
|}



Revision as of 15:18, 8 February 2014

Fullness

As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of fullness and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep a happy medium, else you will suffer one of the two extremes. So keep in mind how much you ate, or how long it was since you last ate, and you will be fine. If your hunger bar turns black you've eaten way too much.

Go with the rule that, "If you have a hard time getting it down, don't eat any more". Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future.

Starvation

File:Food1.pngFile:Food2.pngFile:Food3.pngFile:Food4.pngFile:Food5.png

If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the chef for a burger or slice of meatbread!

You cannot become fat from eating too much.

Drinks

IMPORTANT:
Kahlua = Coffee Liqueur
Vodka = Tunguska Triple Distilled
Whiskey = Uncle Git's Special Reserve
Warning: a few of these recipies are beta code and so can't be made unless spawned.

Picture Cocktail Ingredients
File:AcidSpit.png Acid Spit 5 units Wine, 1 unit Sulphuric Acid
AlliesCocktail.png Allies Cocktail 1 part Classic Martini, 1 part Vodka
Aloe.png Aloe 1 unit Watermelon Juice, 1 unit Milk Cream, 1 unit Whiskey
Amasec.png Amasec 1 unit Iron, 1 part Wine, 1 part Vodka
Andalusia.png Andalusia 1 parts Rum, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Lemon Juice
File:Antifreezeglass.gif Anti-Freeze 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Cream, 1 part Ice
Atomicbombglass.gif Atomic Bomb 10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium
B-52.png B-52 1 part Irish cream, 1 part Kahlua, 1 part cognac
File:Bahamamamaglass.gif Bahama Mama 2 parts Rum, 2 parts Orange Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part ice
BananaHonk.png Banana Honk 1 part Banana Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Sugar
Barefoot.png Barefoot 1 part Cream, 1 part Vermouth, 1 part Berry Juice
BeepskySmash.gif Beepsky Smash 2 parts Lime Juice, 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Iron
Bilk.png Bilk 1 part Beer, 1 part Milk
BlackRussian.png Black Russian 3 parts Vodka, 2 parts Kahlua
BloodyMary.png Bloody Mary 1 part Vodka, 2 parts Tomato Juice, 1 part Lime Juice
File:Boogerglass.gif Booger 1 part Cream, 1 part Banana, 1 part Rum, 1 part Watermelon Juice
BraveBull.png Brave Bull 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Kahlua
Brownstar.png Brown Star 2 parts Orange juice, 1 part cola
ChangelingSting.png Changeling Sting 1 unit Lime Juice, 1 unit Lemon Juice, 1 unit Orange Juice, 1 unit Vodka
ClassicMartini.png Classic Martini 2 parts Gin, 1 part Vermouth
File:CafeLatte.png Cafe Latte 1 parts Robust Coffee, 1 part Space Milk
CubaLibre.png Cuba Libre 2 parts Rum, 1 part Cola
Demonsbloodglass.gif Demons Blood 1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part Rum, 1 part Blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb
DevilsKiss.png Devil's Kiss 1 part Blood, 1 part Rum, 1 part Kahlua
Driest Martini.png Driest Martini 1 part Nothing, 1 part Gin
ErikaSurprise.png Erika Surprise 1 part Ale, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Ice, 1 part Banana Juice
GinFizz.png Gin Fizz 2 parts Gin, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part Lime Juice
GinTonic.png Gin and Tonic 2 parts Gin, 1 part Tonic
File:Goldschlagerglass.gif Goldschlager 10 parts Vodka, 1 part Gold
Grog.png Grog 1 part Water, 1 part Rum
HippiesDelight.png Hippie's Delight 1 part Psilocybin, 1 part Gargle Blaster
File:Hooch.png Hooch 1 part Sugar, 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part Fuel (welder fuel)
IcedBeer.png Iced Beer 10 part Beer + 1 part Frost Oil --OR-- 5 parts Beer + 1 part Ice
File:Iceteaglass.gif Iced Tea 1 part Ice, 3 parts Tea
File:Icecoffeeglass.gif Iced Coffee 1 part Ice, 3 parts Coffee
Irish Car Bomb.png Irish Car Bomb 1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Ale
IrishCoffee.png Irish Coffee 2 parts Irish cream, 2 parts Coffee
IrishCream.png Irish Cream 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cream
Kiraspecial.gif Kira Special 1 part orange juice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part soda water
Lemonade.png Lemonade 1 part Lemon juice, 1 part sugar, 1 part Water
LongIslandIcedTea.png Long Island Iced Tea 1 part Vodka, 1 part Gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part Tequila
Manhattan.png Manhattan 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Vermouth
Manhattanprojglass.gif Manhattan Project 10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium
Margarita.png Margarita 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Lime Juice
Mead.png Mead 1 part Sugar, 1 part Water, 1 part Universal Enzymes
IrishCream.png Milk Shake 2 parts Ice, 1 part Cream, 2 part Milk
Nukacolaglass.gif Nuka Cola 1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola
Neurotoxin.png Neurotoxin 1 part Sleep Toxin, 1 part Gargle Blaster
GargleBlaster.gif Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster 1 part Gin, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Cognac, 1 part Lime Juice
File:Patronglass.gif Patron 10 parts Tequila, 1 part Silver
RedMead.png Red Mead 1 part Mead, 1 part Blood
Rewriter.png Rewriter 1 part Spacemoutainwind soda, 1 part Coffee
Sbiten.png Sbiten 1 part Vodka, 1 part Capsaicin
Screwdriver.png Screwdriver 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice
Silencer.png Silencer 1 parts Nothing, 1 part Cream, 1 part Sugar
Singuloglass.gif Singulo 5 part Vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part Wine.
SnowWhite.png Snow White 1 part Beer, 1 part Lemon Lime
SoyLatte.png Soy Latte 1 part Robust Coffee, 1 part Soy Milk
SyndicateBomb.png Syndicate Bomb 1 parts Whiskey Cola, 1 part Beer
TequillaSunrise.png Tequilla Sunrise 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Orange Juice
DoctorDelight.gif The Doctor's Delight 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Tomato Juice, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Cream, 1 part Tricordrazine
ManlyDorf.png The Manly Dorf 2 parts Beer, 4 parts Ale
File:Threemileislandglass.gif Three Mile Island Iced Tea 10 parts "Long Island Iced Tea", 1 part Uranium
ToxinsSpecial.gif Toxins Special 2 parts Rum, 1 part Vermouth, 2 parts Plasma
VodkaMartini.png Vodka Martini 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Vermouth
VodkaTonic.png Vodka and Tonic 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Tonic
WhiskeyCola.png Whiskey Cola 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cola
WhiskeySoda.png Whiskey Soda 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Soda Water
WhiteRussian.png White Russian 1 Black Russian, 1 part Cream

Food Recipes

Note: Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Soy Milk are all measured off of reagent units rather then containers (like in previous version). They can be poured directly into the microwave. Additionally, you only need at LEAST the suggested amount of those ingredients instead of exactly the right amount.

Result Recipe Notes
File:Plain Burger.png Burger Combine 1 Cutlet/Meatball with Bun IM FUCKING TIRED OF BURGERS!
Brainburger.png Brain Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Brain Rarely will you be able to make this.
Cheeseburger.png Cheese Burger Combine 1 cheese wedge with burger I like cheese.
Clownburger.png Clown Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Clown Mask
Mimeburger.png Mime Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Beret
Tofubuger.png Tofu Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 tofu Melts your face!
Spell.png Spell Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 wizard hat You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
Bigbite.png Big Bite Burger Combine 2 cheeseburgers Forget the Big Mac.
Superbite.png Super Bite Burger Combine 2 Big Bite Burgers, and microwave the result along with 1 tomato, 1 egg, 5 units of salt, 5 units of pepper If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will.
Hotdog.png Hotdog Combine 1 Sausage with 1 Bun A tube of salty goodness!
Cubancarp.png Cuban Carp Microwave 1 Carp Fillet, 1 Dough, 1 Chilli Pepper Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
Carpsandwich.png Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Carp Fillet Slightly toxic.
Sandwich.png Sandwich Microwave 2 Bread Slices, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge
File:Toastsand.png Toasted Sandwich Microwave 1 Sandwich
File:Metroidtoast.png Metroid Toast Microwave 5 Units of Metroid Jam, 1 Bread Slice
Bread.png Bread Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Egg Sliceable.
Meatbread.png Meatbread Microwave 3 Meat, 3 Dough, 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable.
Tofubread.png Tofu-Bread Microwave 3 Tofu, 3 Cheese Wedges, 3 Dough Sliceable.
File:Xbread.png Xeno-bread Microwave 3 Xeno-meat, 3 Dough, 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
File:Bananabread.gif Banana-nut Bread Microwave 3 Dough, 3 egg, 5 units milk, 1 banana Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
Creambread.png Cream Cheese Bread Microwave 3 Dough, 2 cheese wedges. Sliceable.
Margheritapizza.png Margherita Pizza Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 4 Cheese Wedges, 1 Tomato Sliceable.
Mushroompizza.png Mushroom Pizza Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 5 any Mushrooms Sliceable.
Meatpizza.png Meat Pizza Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 3 Meat, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato Sliceable.
Vegepizza.png Vegetable Pizza Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Eggplant, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Tomato Sliceable.
Spagettiboiled.png Boiled Spaghetti Microwave 5 units of water, 1 Spaghetti.
Pastatomato.png Tomato Pasta Microwave 5 units of water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 tomatoes.
Meatballspag.png Spaghetti & Meatballs Microwave 5 units of water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Meatballs.
Meatsoup.png Meatball Soup Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Meatball, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato
Nettlesoup.png Nettle Soup Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato
Vegesoup.png Vegetable Soup Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato
Tomatosoup.png Tomato Soup Microwave 10 units of water, 2 tomatoes.
Milo.png Milo Soup Microwave 10 units of water, 2 Soy Dope, 1 carrot, 1 tomato
Stew.png Stew Microwave 10 units of water, 1 meat, 1 tomato, 1 potato, 1 carrot, 1 eggplant, 1 mushroom.
Coldstew.png Cold Chili Stew Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato
Hotstew.png Hot Chili Stew Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato
File:Pie.gif Banana Cream Pie Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 banana, 5 Sugar Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
Berryclafoutis.png Berry Clafoutis Microwave 1 Flat dough, 1 Berry
Meatpies.png Meatpies Microwave 1 Meat, 2 Flat Dough Made of people, or not?
Meatpies.png Tofu Pie Microwave 1 Tofu, 1 Flat Dough
Xpie.png Xeno-pie Microwave 1 Xeno-meat, 1 Flat Dough A delicious end to the xeno threat.
Applepie.png Apple Pie Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 apple
Regularcake.png Regular Cake Microwave 3 Dough, 5 Sugar, 5 units Milk Can be sliced.
Carrotcake.png Carrot Cake Microwave 3 Dough, 5 Sugar, 5 Units Milk, 1 Carrot Heals minor eye damage.
Cheesecake.png Cheese Cake Microwave 3 Dough, 5 Sugar, 5 units Milk, 2 Cheese Wedges Can be sliced.
Birthday.png Birthday Cake Microwave 3 Dough, 5 Sugar, 1 Cake Hat, 5 Units of Milk Sliceable.
Applecake.png Apple Cake Microwave 3 Dough, 5 Sugar, 5 Units of Milk, 2 Apple Sliceable.
Donut.png Donut Microwave 1 Dough, 5 Sugar Security members recover morale quickly with these.
File:Jdonut1.gif Jelly Donut Microwave 1 Dough, 5 Sugar, 5 units of Berry Juices Security members recover more morale with these.
File:Donut1.gif Chaos Donuts Microwave 1 Dough, 5 Sugar, 5 Hot Sauce, 5 Cold Sauce These are lethal when eaten.
File:Soylenvirdians.png Soylent Green Microwave 2 Human Meat + 3 Flour) SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
File:Soylenvirdians.png Soylen Viridians Microwave 3 Flour, 1 Soybean SOYLENT VERIDIAN IS PLANTS
Waffles.png Waffles Microwave 2 Dough, 1 Sugar
Roffle.png Roffle Waffles Microwave 2 Dough, 1 Sugar, 5 units of psilocybin.
Cheesefries.png Cheese Fries Microwave 1 Stack of fries, 1 Cheese Wedge Tasty, tasty cheese fries
AmanitaJelly.gif Amanita Jelly Microwave 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Amanitas
Cheesepmelet.png Cheese Omelet Microwave 2 Eggs, 2 Cheese Wedges Can eat these with fork.
Eggplantparmigiana.png Eggplant Parmigiana Microwave 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant
Fortunecookie.png Fortune Cookie Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy
Kebab.png Kabob Microwave 2 Meat/Tofu, Metal Rod (Meat must be same type) You get a metal rod back after eating. Misspelled as Kebab sometimes.
Bakedpotato.png Loaded Baked Potato Microwave 1 Potato, 1 Cheese Wedge
File:Meatstake.png Meat Steak Microwave 1 unit of Salt, 1 unit of Black Pepper, 1 Meat
Muffins.png Muffins Microwave 1 Dough, 5 units Milk
Popcorn.png Popcorm Microwave 1 Corn
Duff.gif Spacy Liberty Duff Microwave 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Liberty Caps
File:Telebacon.png Tele Bacon Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Remote Signaller May allow people to teleport to your location.
Donkpocket.png Warm Donk Pocket Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Meatball Contains tricordrazine, until they cool.
Wingchu.png Wing Fang Chu Microwave 5 units of Soy Sauce, 1 Xeno-Meat (Green slabs) At least it wasn't Head of Personnel's dog.
Taco.png Taco Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 1 Cutlet, 1 Cheese Wedge Meaty!
Enchi.png Enchiladas Microwave 1 Cutlet, 2 Chili, 1 Corn Spicy.
Monkeydel.png Monkies Delight Microwave 1 Monkey Cube, 1 Banana, 1 Flour, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper EE EEE!
Baguette.png Baguette Microwave 2 Dough, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper The mimes favorite.
Flatbread.png Flatbread Microwave 1 Flat Dough Bland but filling.
Fishandchips.png Fish & Chips Microwave 1 Fries, 1 Carp Meat
Pretzel.png Poppy Pretzel. Microwave 1 Poppy Seed, 1 Dough
Candiedapple.png Candied Apple Microwave 5 units of water, 5 sugar, 1 apple
Mint.png Mint Microwave 5 units of Sugar, 5 units of Frost Oil Minty fresh!

Reagents/Condiments/Recipes from Blending or Mixing:

In order to mix some of these stuff, grab a beaker to hold some liquid such as milk or universal enzyme and mix it in with the blender. After which, grab the item you wish to blend with into the blender. You should hear something similar to mixing chemicals and poof, out comes your stuff magically. Some things require the juicer to be used instead, don't mix these up!

Blends Condiments
Nutriment.png Nutriment Blend any solid food.
Hotsauce.png Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil Blend chillies.
Coldsauce.png Cold Sauce/Frost Oil Blend ice peppers.
Ketchup.png Ketchup Blend tomatoes.
Oliveoil.png Corn Oil Blend corn.
Soysauce.png Soy Sauce Blend 40 units Soy Milk and 10 units of sulphuric acid for 50 units of Soy Sauce
Soymilk.png Soy Milk Blend soy beans.
Cherry Jelly Blend Cherries
Rice.png Rice Blend Rice Stalk
Salt.png Salt Mix Sodium and Chlorine (from Chem Dispenser), Salt-shakers in cafe.
Pepper.png Pepper Pepper-mills in cafe.
File:Moonshine.PNG Moonshine Mix 10 nutriment and 5 universal enzyme.
File:Cheesewheel.gif Cheese Wheel Blend 40 milk and 5 universal enzyme.
File:Chocolatebar.gif Chocolate Bar Mix 2 units coco powder, 2 units milk (or soy milk), 2 units sugar
File:Tofu.gif Tofu Blend 10 soymilk and 5 universal enzyme.
File:Ginvodkaglass.gif Vodka 10 Potato Juice + 5 Enzyme
File:Ginvodkaglass.gif Sake 10 rice + 5 Enzyme
File:Kahluaglass.gif Kahlua 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 5 Enzyme
File:Wineglass.gif Wine Mix 10 berry juice and 5 universal enzyme.
File:Berryglass.gif Berry Juice Juice berries in the juicer.
File:Brownglass.gif Potato juice Put one potato in the juicer.
File:Orangeglass.gif Orange Juice Put one orange into the juicer.
File:Greenglass.gif Lime Juice Put one lime into the juicer.
File:Lemonglass.gif Lemon Juice Put one lemon into the juicer.
File:Brownglass.gif Watermelon Juice Put one watermelon slice into the juicer.
File:Sugar.gif Sugar Blend white beet or sugar cane.
File:Moonshine.PNG Sprinkles Blend donuts.

Ingredients from Processor

Some items will go through the processor, which is next to your microwaves. Experiment with it!


Processes Condiments
Meatball.png Faggot Process one slab of human or monkey meat.
Flour.png Flour Process one wheat.
Fries.png Space Fries Process one potato.
Carrotfries.png Carrot Fries Process one carrot.
Soydope.png Soy Dope Process one soybean.