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! colspan="2" style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; background-color:#aaffaa;" | [[Roles|The Honk List]] | ! colspan="2" style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; background-color:#aaffaa;" | [[Roles|The Honk List]] | ||
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| style="font-weight: bold; background-color: # | | style="font-weight: bold; color: white; background-color: #127BB7;" | Skippers | ||
| [[Captain|Comdom-in-Chief]] • [[Head of Personnel|Mr. All-Access]] • [[Head of Security|Head of No-Fun]] • [[Chief Engineer|Leader of Yellow Gloves]] • [[Research Director| | | [[Captain|Comdom-in-Chief]] • [[Head of Personnel|Mr. All-Access]] • [[Head of Security|Head of No-Fun]] • [[Chief Engineer|Leader of Yellow Gloves]] • [[Research Director|Nerdo Supreme]] • [[Chief Medical Officer|Mr. Sawbones' Wild Ride]] | ||
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| style="font-weight: bold; background-color: # | | style="font-weight: bold; color: white; background-color: #88B1EF;" | Audience VIPs | ||
| [[Nanotrasen Representative|Paper Bin]] | | [[Nanotrasen Representative|Paper Bin]] • [[Blueshield Officer|Goose Chaser]] | ||
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| style="font-weight: bold; background-color: # | | style="font-weight: bold; color: white; background-color: #AD1818;" | (Il)Legal | ||
| | | [[Internal Affairs|Complaint Box]] • [[Magistrate|<s>Cool</s> Dumb Wig]] | ||
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| style="font-weight: bold; background-color: # | | style="font-weight: bold; color: white; background-color: #BA5656;" | Fun Police | ||
| [[Warden|Abuses-His-Gloves]] • [[Security Officer|Redtider Goon]] • [[Security Pod Pilot|DAAAAANGER ZONE]] • [[Detective|Needs a laugh]] • [[Brig Physician|Prolongs torture]] | |||
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| style="font-weight: bold; color: white; background-color: #FF9D00;" | Yellow Glove Tribals | |||
| [[Station Engineer|Glove Dispenser]] • [[Mechanic|Space Pod to-go!]] • [[Atmospheric Technician|Insane Axe-wielder]] | | [[Station Engineer|Glove Dispenser]] • [[Mechanic|Space Pod to-go!]] • [[Atmospheric Technician|Insane Axe-wielder]] | ||
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| style="font-weight: bold; background-color: # | | style="font-weight: bold; color: white; background-color: #2A9633;" |The Barnyard | ||
| [[Medical Doctor| | | [[Medical Doctor|Quack]] • [[Paramedic|Taxi Man]] • [[Chemist|The Lube Source]] • [[Geneticist|GIB HALK PLZ?!]] • [[Virologist|Pierrot's Throat]] • [[Psychologist|LEAVE ME ALONE]] • [[Coroner|Funny guy]] | ||
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| style="font-weight: bold; background-color: # | | style="font-weight: bold; color: white; background-color: #BBA0DD;" | The Gaping Hole in the station | ||
| [[Scientist|Nerd/Mauled/Bits on the floor/Closing shutters]] • [[Roboticist| | | [[Scientist|Nerd/Mauled/Bits on the floor/Closing shutters]] • [[Roboticist|TOBE YO GUNDAMU]] | ||
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| style="font-weight: bold; background-color: # | | style="font-weight: bold; color: white; background-color: #E0BE00;" | Hats and Guns | ||
| [[Quartermaster|Pretends to be needed]] • [[Cargo Technician|Bribe to order hats]] • [[Shaft Miner|Bringers of Bananium]] | | [[Quartermaster|Pretends to be needed]] • [[Cargo Technician|Bribe to order hats]] • [[Shaft Miner|Bringers of Bananium]] | ||
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| style="font-weight: bold; background-color: # | | style="font-weight: bold; color: white; background-color: #C66B2D;" | Dysfunctional In-laws | ||
| [[Janitor| | | [[Janitor|Enabler]] • [[Chef|Knife]] • [[Bartender|Gun]] • [[Botanist|Passes Peels]] • [[Barber|<s>The only person more useless than the Clown</s> Slip for a razor!]] • [[Clown|The best, and the only, honkmaster of pranks, the derogatory complainer himself, The Clown]] • [[Mime|The Greatest Enemy, or Greatest Friendemy]] • [[Chaplain|Honkmother Communer]] • [[Librarian|GET OUT!]] | ||
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| style="font-weight: bold; background-color: # | | style="font-weight: bold; color: white; background-color: #777777;" | The Gang | ||
| [[Civilian|Hobos]] • [[ | | [[Civilian|Hobos]] • [[Ghost|Salt Shakers from The Veil]] • [[Animal|<s>Cheese</s> Canon Fodder]] • [[Golem|Not funny]] | ||
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| style="font-weight: bold; background-color: # | | style="font-weight: bold; color: white; background-color: #5589C5;" | Enablers | ||
| [[AI|Doorknob]] • [[Cyborg|Needs Honk Module]] • [[Personal AI|Talk-Box | | [[AI|Doorknob]] • [[Cyborg|Needs Honk Module]] • [[Personal AI|Talk-Box]] | ||
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| style="font-weight: bold; background-color: | | style="font-weight: bold; color: red; background-color: black;" | The Critics | ||
| [[Traitor|Slips]] • [[Changeling|DNA Gourmet]] • [[Nuclear Agent|Still slips]] • [[Xenomorph|Party Poppers]] • [[Wizard|Wiznerd]] • [[Cultist|Emos]] • [[Construct|Flying Bricks]] • [[Shadowling|Basement Dweller]] • [[Vampire|Dislikes Banana Juice]] • [[Vox Raider|12 stools for Nuke, yaya?]] • [[Cortical Borer|Free Overdose]] • [[Revenant|IPC Fireworks]] • [[Blob|The Meat Grinder]] • [[SIT|Explosive Pizza Express Deliverers]] • [[Terror Spider| | | [[Traitor|Slips]] • [[Guardian|Best Friend]] • [[Changeling|DNA Gourmet]] • [[Nuclear Agent|Still slips]] • [[Xenomorph|Party Poppers]] • [[Wizard|Wiznerd]] • [[Cultist|Emos]] • [[Construct|Flying Bricks]] • [[Shadowling|Basement Dweller]] • [[Vampire|Dislikes Banana Juice]] • [[Vox Raider|12 stools for Nuke, yaya?]] • [[Cortical Borer|Free Overdose]] • [[Revenant|IPC Fireworks]] • [[Blob|The Meat Grinder]] • [[SIT|Explosive Pizza Express Deliverers]] • [[Terror Spider|Still not funny]] • [[Abductors|Ayylmaos]] • [[Swarmer|Ate your statue]] | ||
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| style="font-weight: bold; color: | | style="font-weight: bold; color: white; background-color: #464489;" | "Special" | ||
| [[ | | [[Central Command Officer|Greater Comdoms]] • [[Emergency Response Team|The Untalented Troupe]] • [[Death squad|Pranked Squad Commando]] • [[Space Ninja|90-year old man in suit slipped by clown and beaten to death! LIVE!]] • [[Honk Squad|Brethren Goofs]] • [[Super Heroes|Cosplayers]] • [[Highlander / There Can Only Be One|Murderboned and boned]] | ||
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Revision as of 02:01, 27 April 2019
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Departmental Head
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| NT Officer • | ERT Member • | SIT • | Death Commando • | Highlander • | Sol Traders • | Superhero • | Special • | Cluwne |
| Hacking • | Space Law • | Combat • | Standard SOP • | Command SOP |
This is a serious Honk job! 
Honk! Honk!
The HONKsquad is a squad of Honkmmandos under the employ of Central Command's Special Honk division! Unlike the Call O' Duty Shooty Tooties the HONKers honk on the record at all times, and deals with the greatest possible known threat in the Cosmos, Boredom. The crew knows all about their HILARIOUS antics, and some would quite honestly prefer "The Alternative" to these highly trained professionals.
As a Member Of The Honk Squad
Your PRIME DUTY is to HONK any moving thing that you come across. You and other HONK Squadmates have the mission, the vocation, and the prerogative to preach to the crew about your lord HONKMOTHER, or just mess things up. It all depends on your head for honking and robust prankfare. That or if you actually catch the slip on an actual threat with superior Honk Power.
Yes, the crew will attempt to murder you and/or torture you, because they've been affected by nefarious vile influences, or have just become annoying book worms with a penchant for self-harm which just makes you cringe. If you have been killed anyways 4noraisins despite fulfilling none of the above, please refer then to these provided pictures: 
This is why it is the duty of every HONK Squad member to help protect one another, especially those of higher ranks in the squad.
Starting Off
Gear
You start in arrivals shuttle with standard Entertainment Specialist equipment, a survival kit, a unique Clown Helmet, and a single banana. Each HONK Squad Member also receives either a Pie Launcher, or a HONK Rifle firing snap-poppers. You may, however, talk to your Central Command Official (or other superior) for Honkperior "Tools".
Affiliations and Honkthority
You only take orders from Central Command or your Squad Leader, and of course The Honkmother herself. Your ID will state your rank among your fellow Clowns as well as your responsibility for their safety. Note, you DEFINITELY are still upon the same ranks and authority as The Untalented Troupe, and you are permitted to HONK anyone who says otherwise, despite all objections to the contrary! HOOONK!
Objectives
Objectives depends on how your superiors (a Central Command Official or Squad Leader) determine your approach, or admins assign them for you. These will usually range from entertaining the crew to dealing with deadly threats you obviously aren't equipped to deal with, either way you must set out to complete them in name of The Honkmother.
If no clear objectives are given, then follow the natural Clowning urge to honk and spread joy to the crew in dire need.
Tips
STAY TOGETHER!!! Your only advantage is numbers and HIGHLY LETHAL honks. Make sure to do whatever you're intended to do, and if you don't have anything to do, try not to die from a lynch.
- Your Bike Horn does a massive three damage when thrown, making it probably the best melee weapon you start with.
- Always pray to the Honkmother for a Mega Honk Grenade upon spawning. It's slip'n'slide fun!
- Your Squad Leader has the same authority as the Command ERT Member, despite this the crew will ignore you, and attempt to take your all-access IDs.
- Should the assigned Comdom not recognize your Honkthority, slipping them approximately thirty times in a row has been shown most effective by HONK Field Operatives. Alternatively requesting a Central Command Announcement to confirm your proper rank and identification may also work.