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== Here the fun begins! ==
== Le Shitcurity ==


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     <h1 style="text-align: center; font-size: 48px; color: #8b0000; text-decoration: underline;">Welcome to the Exquisite Shitcurity Bistro!</h1>
     <h1 style="text-align: center; font-size: 48px; color: #8c635d; text-decoration: underline;">Welcome to Le Shitcurity</h1>
     <p style="font-size: 24px; line-height: 1.5; text-align: justify; color: #8b0000;">Where bungling is an art form and pandemonium is masterfully prepared. Delve into our carefully curated menu, a testament to the finest in shoddy security experiences. Please note that our offerings are purely for entertainment purposes (or maybe not).</p>
     <p style="font-size: 20px; line-height: 1.5; text-align: justify; color: #8c635d;">Where incompetence meets refinement and chaos turns into an art form. Delve into our meticulously crafted menu that epitomizes the essence of SS13's unforgettable Shitcurity department. Please be advised, our offerings are intentionally tongue-in-cheek, and any resemblance to actual security establishments is purely coincidental.</p>
 
   
     <h2 style="font-size: 36px; color: #8b0000;">Appetizers</h2>
     <h2 style="font-size: 30px; color: #8c635d;">Amuse-Bouches</h2>
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             <th style="padding: 10px; text-align: left; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Menu Item</th>
             <th style="width: 40%;">Menu Item</th>
             <th style="padding: 10px; text-align: left; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Description</th>
             <th style="width: 60%;">Description</th>
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             <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Slip 'n Slide Surprise</td>
             <td>Slippery Prelude</td>
             <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">A classic banana peel delicacy served with finesse on the floor. Experience the thrill of stumbling!</td>
             <td>A dance of sliced truffles and delicate banana leaves, evoking missteps and laughter in every bite.</td>
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             <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Keycard Conundrum</td>
             <td>Keycard Sonata</td>
             <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">An enigmatic assortment of keycards with unpredictable access levels. Embrace the challenge of unlocking chaos!</td>
             <td>An orchestration of keycards, each presenting a symphony of surprise. Revel in the thrill of searching for the elusive melody.</td>
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             <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Coffee Cup Calamity</td>
             <td>Espresso Rhapsody</td>
             <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">A tantalizing cup of coffee that's perpetually lukewarm or scalding hot, guaranteed to divert your attention from the task at hand.</td>
             <td>A melodious espresso-infused concoction, with whimsical temperatures that dance upon your palate.</td>
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     <h2 style="font-size: 36px; color: #8b0000;">Main Courses</h2>
     <h2 style="font-size: 30px; color: #8c635d;">Plats Principaux</h2>
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             <th style="padding: 10px; text-align: left; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Menu Item</th>
             <th style="width: 40%;">Menu Item</th>
             <th style="padding: 10px; text-align: left; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Description</th>
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             <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Contraband Casserole</td>
             <td>Contraband Symphony</td>
             <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">A delectable fusion of illicit items stealthily smuggled into the premises. Can you apprehend the masterminds behind the taste of rebellion?</td>
             <td>An opulent arrangement of forbidden delicacies artfully smuggled, teasing your senses and challenging your detective skills.</td>
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             <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Interrogation Platter</td>
             <td>Interrogation Étude</td>
             <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">A selection of interrogation techniques that teeter between absurdity and inefficiency. Unleash your inner comedic detective!</td>
             <td>A captivating composition of unconventional methods. Expect rubber ducks, dramatic monologues, and a sprinkle of good cop, bad cop.</td>
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             <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Perma-Brig Surprise</td>
             <td>La Surprise de Perma-Brig</td>
             <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">A dish that promises a permanent vacation within the brig's cozy confines. Handcuffs included for an authentic experience.</td>
             <td>A symphony of flavors served with silver shackles, offering an extended journey of introspection within the brig's confinements.</td>
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     <h2 style="font-size: 36px; color: #8b0000;">Desserts</h2>
     <h2 style="font-size: 30px; color: #8c635d;">Desserts</h2>
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             <th style="padding: 10px; text-align: left; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Menu Item</th>
             <th style="width: 40%;">Menu Item</th>
             <th style="padding: 10px; text-align: left; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Description</th>
             <th style="width: 60%;">Description</th>
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             <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Jailbreak Sundae</td>
             <td>Jailbreak Fantasia</td>
             <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">A delightful sundae adorned with slip-inducing bananas, shattered bars, and a sprinkle of chaos. Attempt an escape, if you dare!</td>
             <td>An enchanting finale of an ethereal sundae crowned with shards of caramelized chaos, allowing the brave to savor liberation.</td>
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             <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Sec's Special Delight</td>
             <td>Sec's Secret Delice</td>
             <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">A clandestine dessert crafted by our esteemed Shitcurity chef. Its recipe is so classified, even they don't know what goes into it.</td>
             <td>A clandestine dessert, known only to our maître d'hôtel. Its recipe a well-guarded secret, teasing palates with enigmatic allure.</td>
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             <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Confiscated Cookies</td>
             <td>Confiscated Confections</td>
             <td style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #8b0000;">Freshly baked cookies pilfered from dubious individuals. Indulge in the thrill of stolen treats!</td>
             <td>Gourmet cookies, intercepted from dubious characters. Sample the forbidden pleasure of illicitly acquired sweetness.</td>
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    <p style="font-size: 20px; line-height: 1.5; text-align: justify; color: #8c635d;">Thank you for gracing us with your presence at Le Shitcurity. We trust that your dining experience will be an exquisite amalgamation of sophistication and humor. Our dedicated staff is here to ensure every morsel delights your palate, while the subtle undercurrent of chaos keeps you pleasantly intrigued. Bon appétit!</p>
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==Ode to Ian==
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    <h1 style="text-align: center; font-size: 48px; color: #cc7a6a;">Ode to Ian, the Dog of the Bridge</h1>
    <p style="font-size: 24px; line-height: 1.5; text-align: justify; color: #cc7a6a;">Oh Ian, loyal hound upon the bridge,
    With fur as golden as the setting sun.
    Your presence, a beacon on the misty ridge,
    A steadfast companion, our hearts you've won.</p>
   
    <p style="font-size: 24px; line-height: 1.5; text-align: justify; color: #cc7a6a;">Through rain and storm, you stand tall and strong,
    Guardian of secrets whispered in the night.
    Your bark echoes with a melody of song,
    Bringing joy and solace, a soothing light.</p>
   
    <p style="font-size: 24px; line-height: 1.5; text-align: justify; color: #cc7a6a;">With eyes that gleam with wisdom untold,
    You watch o'er the waters, a sentinel true.
    Tales woven in your heart, stories unfold,
    As the bridge's faithful guardian, we honor you.</p>
   
    <p style="font-size: 24px; line-height: 1.5; text-align: justify; color: #cc7a6a;">Oh Ian, a legend etched in the bridge's lore,
    Your loyalty and courage forever remain.
    May your paws tread the bridge forevermore,
    A symbol of strength against life's mighty bane.</p>
   
    <p style="font-size: 24px; line-height: 1.5; text-align: justify; color: #cc7a6a;">In every passerby's heart, you're held dear,
    Ian, the dog of the bridge, we sing your praise.
    Your spirit lives on, eternal and clear,
    A testament to loyalty that never fades.</p>
   
    <p style="font-size: 24px; line-height: 1.5; text-align: justify; color: #cc7a6a;">Oh Ian, faithful friend, forever you'll be,
    A cherished presence upon the bridge's span.
    Your name, forever etched in memory,
    A tribute to the bond between dog and human.</p>
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==Yes==


     <p style="font-size: 24px; line-height: 1.5; text-align: justify; color: #8b0000;">Thank you for joining us at the Exquisite Shitcurity Bistro! We hope you relish the extravagant chaos we present. Remember, the security mishaps come complimentary, and the pandemonium is a feast for the senses!</p>
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Latest revision as of 16:54, 8 June 2023

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Le Shitcurity

Welcome to Le Shitcurity

Where incompetence meets refinement and chaos turns into an art form. Delve into our meticulously crafted menu that epitomizes the essence of SS13's unforgettable Shitcurity department. Please be advised, our offerings are intentionally tongue-in-cheek, and any resemblance to actual security establishments is purely coincidental.

Amuse-Bouches

Menu Item Description
Slippery Prelude A dance of sliced truffles and delicate banana leaves, evoking missteps and laughter in every bite.
Keycard Sonata An orchestration of keycards, each presenting a symphony of surprise. Revel in the thrill of searching for the elusive melody.
Espresso Rhapsody A melodious espresso-infused concoction, with whimsical temperatures that dance upon your palate.

Plats Principaux

Menu Item Description
Contraband Symphony An opulent arrangement of forbidden delicacies artfully smuggled, teasing your senses and challenging your detective skills.
Interrogation Étude A captivating composition of unconventional methods. Expect rubber ducks, dramatic monologues, and a sprinkle of good cop, bad cop.
La Surprise de Perma-Brig A symphony of flavors served with silver shackles, offering an extended journey of introspection within the brig's confinements.

Desserts

Menu Item Description
Jailbreak Fantasia An enchanting finale of an ethereal sundae crowned with shards of caramelized chaos, allowing the brave to savor liberation.
Sec's Secret Delice A clandestine dessert, known only to our maître d'hôtel. Its recipe a well-guarded secret, teasing palates with enigmatic allure.
Confiscated Confections Gourmet cookies, intercepted from dubious characters. Sample the forbidden pleasure of illicitly acquired sweetness.

Thank you for gracing us with your presence at Le Shitcurity. We trust that your dining experience will be an exquisite amalgamation of sophistication and humor. Our dedicated staff is here to ensure every morsel delights your palate, while the subtle undercurrent of chaos keeps you pleasantly intrigued. Bon appétit!

Ode to Ian

Ode to Ian, the Dog of the Bridge

Oh Ian, loyal hound upon the bridge, With fur as golden as the setting sun. Your presence, a beacon on the misty ridge, A steadfast companion, our hearts you've won.


Through rain and storm, you stand tall and strong, Guardian of secrets whispered in the night. Your bark echoes with a melody of song, Bringing joy and solace, a soothing light.


With eyes that gleam with wisdom untold, You watch o'er the waters, a sentinel true. Tales woven in your heart, stories unfold, As the bridge's faithful guardian, we honor you.


Oh Ian, a legend etched in the bridge's lore, Your loyalty and courage forever remain. May your paws tread the bridge forevermore, A symbol of strength against life's mighty bane.


In every passerby's heart, you're held dear, Ian, the dog of the bridge, we sing your praise. Your spirit lives on, eternal and clear, A testament to loyalty that never fades.


Oh Ian, faithful friend, forever you'll be, A cherished presence upon the bridge's span. Your name, forever etched in memory, A tribute to the bond between dog and human.

Yes

Cutting-Edge Wikitext Marvel

This cutting-edge wikitext demonstration pushes the boundaries of creativity and design. The vibrant gradient background, the dynamic grid of colors, and the captivating typography combine to create a visually stunning masterpiece. Wikitext is not just a tool, but a canvas for limitless artistic expression.