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== Le Shitcurity ==
     <h1 style="text-align: center; font-size: 36px; color: #696969; text-decoration: underline;">Welcome to the Shitcurity Café!</h1>
 
     <p style="font-size: 18px; line-height: 1.5; text-align: justify; color: #696969;">Where incompetence is our specialty and chaos is our daily bread. Below you'll find our menu options to satisfy your appetite for terrible security experiences. Please note that any resemblance to actual security departments is purely coincidental (or maybe not).</p>
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     <h1 style="text-align: center; font-size: 48px; color: #8c635d; text-decoration: underline;">Welcome to Le Shitcurity</h1>
     <p style="font-size: 20px; line-height: 1.5; text-align: justify; color: #8c635d;">Where incompetence meets refinement and chaos turns into an art form. Delve into our meticulously crafted menu that epitomizes the essence of SS13's unforgettable Shitcurity department. Please be advised, our offerings are intentionally tongue-in-cheek, and any resemblance to actual security establishments is purely coincidental.</p>
      
      
     <h2 style="font-size: 24px; color: #696969;">Appetizers</h2>
     <h2 style="font-size: 30px; color: #8c635d;">Amuse-Bouches</h2>
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         <tr>
         <tr>
             <th style="width: 50%;">Menu Item</th>
             <th style="width: 40%;">Menu Item</th>
             <th style="width: 50%;">Description</th>
             <th style="width: 60%;">Description</th>
         </tr>
         </tr>
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             <td>Slip 'n Slide Surprise</td>
             <td>Slippery Prelude</td>
             <td>A classic banana peel delight served on the floor. Perfect for slipping up on the job.</td>
             <td>A dance of sliced truffles and delicate banana leaves, evoking missteps and laughter in every bite.</td>
         </tr>
         </tr>
         <tr>
         <tr>
             <td>Keycard Conundrum</td>
             <td>Keycard Sonata</td>
             <td>A mysterious assortment of keycards with random access levels. Good luck finding the right one!</td>
             <td>An orchestration of keycards, each presenting a symphony of surprise. Revel in the thrill of searching for the elusive melody.</td>
         </tr>
         </tr>
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             <td>Coffee Cup Calamity</td>
             <td>Espresso Rhapsody</td>
             <td>A cup of coffee that's always too hot or too cold, guaranteed to distract you from your duties.</td>
             <td>A melodious espresso-infused concoction, with whimsical temperatures that dance upon your palate.</td>
         </tr>
         </tr>
     </table>
     </table>


     <h2 style="font-size: 24px; color: #696969;">Main Courses</h2>
     <h2 style="font-size: 30px; color: #8c635d;">Plats Principaux</h2>
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         <tr>
         <tr>
             <th style="width: 50%;">Menu Item</th>
             <th style="width: 40%;">Menu Item</th>
             <th style="width: 50%;">Description</th>
             <th style="width: 60%;">Description</th>
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             <td>Contraband Casserole</td>
             <td>Contraband Symphony</td>
             <td>A flavorful mix of forbidden items smuggled into the station. Can you catch the culprits?</td>
             <td>An opulent arrangement of forbidden delicacies artfully smuggled, teasing your senses and challenging your detective skills.</td>
         </tr>
         </tr>
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             <td>Interrogation Platter</td>
             <td>Interrogation Étude</td>
             <td>A selection of questionable interrogation techniques. Warning: May include rubber ducks and bad cop impersonations.</td>
             <td>A captivating composition of unconventional methods. Expect rubber ducks, dramatic monologues, and a sprinkle of good cop, bad cop.</td>
         </tr>
         </tr>
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             <td>Perma-Brig Surprise</td>
             <td>La Surprise de Perma-Brig</td>
             <td>A dish that offers a permanent vacation in the brig. Comes with complimentary handcuffs.</td>
             <td>A symphony of flavors served with silver shackles, offering an extended journey of introspection within the brig's confinements.</td>
         </tr>
         </tr>
     </table>
     </table>


     <h2 style="font-size: 24px; color: #696969;">Desserts</h2>
     <h2 style="font-size: 30px; color: #8c635d;">Desserts</h2>
     <table>
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         <tr>
         <tr>
             <th style="width: 50%;">Menu Item</th>
             <th style="width: 40%;">Menu Item</th>
             <th style="width: 50%;">Description</th>
             <th style="width: 60%;">Description</th>
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             <td>Jailbreak Sundae</td>
             <td>Jailbreak Fantasia</td>
             <td>A delightful sundae topped with banana slips, broken bars, and sprinkles of chaos. Escape if you dare!</td>
             <td>An enchanting finale of an ethereal sundae crowned with shards of caramelized chaos, allowing the brave to savor liberation.</td>
         </tr>
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             <td>Sec's Special Delight</td>
             <td>Sec's Secret Delice</td>
             <td>A secret dessert created by our Shitcurity chef. Its recipe is so classified, even they don't know what's in it.</td>
             <td>A clandestine dessert, known only to our maître d'hôtel. Its recipe a well-guarded secret, teasing palates with enigmatic allure.</td>
         </tr>
         </tr>
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         <tr>
             <td>Confiscated Cookies</td>
             <td>Confiscated Confections</td>
             <td>Freshly baked cookies confiscated from suspicious individuals. Taste the thrill of stolen treats!</td>
             <td>Gourmet cookies, intercepted from dubious characters. Sample the forbidden pleasure of illicitly acquired sweetness.</td>
         </tr>
         </tr>
     </table>
     </table>
      
      
     <p style="font-size: 18px; line-height: 1.5; text-align: justify; color: #696969;">Thank you for dining with us at the Shitcurity Café! We hope you enjoy your uniquely chaotic experience. Remember, the security breaches are free of charge, and the chaos is on the house!</p>
     <p style="font-size: 20px; line-height: 1.5; text-align: justify; color: #8c635d;">Thank you for gracing us with your presence at Le Shitcurity. We trust that your dining experience will be an exquisite amalgamation of sophistication and humor. Our dedicated staff is here to ensure every morsel delights your palate, while the subtle undercurrent of chaos keeps you pleasantly intrigued. Bon appétit!</p>
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==Ode to Ian==
 
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    <h1 style="text-align: center; font-size: 48px; color: #cc7a6a;">Ode to Ian, the Dog of the Bridge</h1>
    <p style="font-size: 24px; line-height: 1.5; text-align: justify; color: #cc7a6a;">Oh Ian, loyal hound upon the bridge,
    With fur as golden as the setting sun.
    Your presence, a beacon on the misty ridge,
    A steadfast companion, our hearts you've won.</p>
   
 
    <p style="font-size: 24px; line-height: 1.5; text-align: justify; color: #cc7a6a;">Through rain and storm, you stand tall and strong,
    Guardian of secrets whispered in the night.
    Your bark echoes with a melody of song,
    Bringing joy and solace, a soothing light.</p>
   
 
    <p style="font-size: 24px; line-height: 1.5; text-align: justify; color: #cc7a6a;">With eyes that gleam with wisdom untold,
    You watch o'er the waters, a sentinel true.
    Tales woven in your heart, stories unfold,
    As the bridge's faithful guardian, we honor you.</p>
   
 
    <p style="font-size: 24px; line-height: 1.5; text-align: justify; color: #cc7a6a;">Oh Ian, a legend etched in the bridge's lore,
    Your loyalty and courage forever remain.
    May your paws tread the bridge forevermore,
    A symbol of strength against life's mighty bane.</p>
   
 
    <p style="font-size: 24px; line-height: 1.5; text-align: justify; color: #cc7a6a;">In every passerby's heart, you're held dear,
    Ian, the dog of the bridge, we sing your praise.
    Your spirit lives on, eternal and clear,
    A testament to loyalty that never fades.</p>
   
 
    <p style="font-size: 24px; line-height: 1.5; text-align: justify; color: #cc7a6a;">Oh Ian, faithful friend, forever you'll be,
    A cherished presence upon the bridge's span.
    Your name, forever etched in memory,
    A tribute to the bond between dog and human.</p>
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Latest revision as of 16:54, 8 June 2023

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Le Shitcurity

Welcome to Le Shitcurity

Where incompetence meets refinement and chaos turns into an art form. Delve into our meticulously crafted menu that epitomizes the essence of SS13's unforgettable Shitcurity department. Please be advised, our offerings are intentionally tongue-in-cheek, and any resemblance to actual security establishments is purely coincidental.

Amuse-Bouches

Menu Item Description
Slippery Prelude A dance of sliced truffles and delicate banana leaves, evoking missteps and laughter in every bite.
Keycard Sonata An orchestration of keycards, each presenting a symphony of surprise. Revel in the thrill of searching for the elusive melody.
Espresso Rhapsody A melodious espresso-infused concoction, with whimsical temperatures that dance upon your palate.

Plats Principaux

Menu Item Description
Contraband Symphony An opulent arrangement of forbidden delicacies artfully smuggled, teasing your senses and challenging your detective skills.
Interrogation Étude A captivating composition of unconventional methods. Expect rubber ducks, dramatic monologues, and a sprinkle of good cop, bad cop.
La Surprise de Perma-Brig A symphony of flavors served with silver shackles, offering an extended journey of introspection within the brig's confinements.

Desserts

Menu Item Description
Jailbreak Fantasia An enchanting finale of an ethereal sundae crowned with shards of caramelized chaos, allowing the brave to savor liberation.
Sec's Secret Delice A clandestine dessert, known only to our maître d'hôtel. Its recipe a well-guarded secret, teasing palates with enigmatic allure.
Confiscated Confections Gourmet cookies, intercepted from dubious characters. Sample the forbidden pleasure of illicitly acquired sweetness.

Thank you for gracing us with your presence at Le Shitcurity. We trust that your dining experience will be an exquisite amalgamation of sophistication and humor. Our dedicated staff is here to ensure every morsel delights your palate, while the subtle undercurrent of chaos keeps you pleasantly intrigued. Bon appétit!

Ode to Ian

Ode to Ian, the Dog of the Bridge

Oh Ian, loyal hound upon the bridge, With fur as golden as the setting sun. Your presence, a beacon on the misty ridge, A steadfast companion, our hearts you've won.


Through rain and storm, you stand tall and strong, Guardian of secrets whispered in the night. Your bark echoes with a melody of song, Bringing joy and solace, a soothing light.


With eyes that gleam with wisdom untold, You watch o'er the waters, a sentinel true. Tales woven in your heart, stories unfold, As the bridge's faithful guardian, we honor you.


Oh Ian, a legend etched in the bridge's lore, Your loyalty and courage forever remain. May your paws tread the bridge forevermore, A symbol of strength against life's mighty bane.


In every passerby's heart, you're held dear, Ian, the dog of the bridge, we sing your praise. Your spirit lives on, eternal and clear, A testament to loyalty that never fades.


Oh Ian, faithful friend, forever you'll be, A cherished presence upon the bridge's span. Your name, forever etched in memory, A tribute to the bond between dog and human.

Yes

Cutting-Edge Wikitext Marvel

This cutting-edge wikitext demonstration pushes the boundaries of creativity and design. The vibrant gradient background, the dynamic grid of colors, and the captivating typography combine to create a visually stunning masterpiece. Wikitext is not just a tool, but a canvas for limitless artistic expression.