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Le Shitcurity

Welcome to Le Shitcurity

Where incompetence meets refinement and chaos turns into an art form. Delve into our meticulously crafted menu that epitomizes the essence of SS13's unforgettable Shitcurity department. Please be advised, our offerings are intentionally tongue-in-cheek, and any resemblance to actual security establishments is purely coincidental.

Amuse-Bouches

Menu Item	Description
Slippery Prelude	A dance of sliced truffles and delicate banana leaves, evoking missteps and laughter in every bite.
Keycard Sonata	An orchestration of keycards, each presenting a symphony of surprise. Revel in the thrill of searching for the elusive melody.
Espresso Rhapsody	A melodious espresso-infused concoction, with whimsical temperatures that dance upon your palate.

Plats Principaux

Menu Item	Description
Contraband Symphony	An opulent arrangement of forbidden delicacies artfully smuggled, teasing your senses and challenging your detective skills.
Interrogation Étude	A captivating composition of unconventional methods. Expect rubber ducks, dramatic monologues, and a sprinkle of good cop, bad cop.
La Surprise de Perma-Brig	A symphony of flavors served with silver shackles, offering an extended journey of introspection within the brig's confinements.

Desserts

Menu Item	Description
Jailbreak Fantasia	An enchanting finale of an ethereal sundae crowned with shards of caramelized chaos, allowing the brave to savor liberation.
Sec's Secret Delice	A clandestine dessert, known only to our maître d'hôtel. Its recipe a well-guarded secret, teasing palates with enigmatic allure.
Confiscated Confections	Gourmet cookies, intercepted from dubious characters. Sample the forbidden pleasure of illicitly acquired sweetness.

Thank you for gracing us with your presence at Le Shitcurity. We trust that your dining experience will be an exquisite amalgamation of sophistication and humor. Our dedicated staff is here to ensure every morsel delights your palate, while the subtle undercurrent of chaos keeps you pleasantly intrigued. Bon appétit!

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Welcome to the City of Imagination

Districts

• <a href="#district1">District 1: Enchanted Gardens</a>
• <a href="#district2">District 2: Neon Nights</a>
• <a href="#district3">District 3: Steampunk Alley</a>

District 1: Enchanted Gardens

Immerse yourself in the lush greenery and magical ambiance of Enchanted Gardens. Walk along winding paths, adorned with vibrant flowers and whimsical creatures. The district is home to the majestic Fairy Fountain, where wishes come true with a single drop of its mystical waters. Lose yourself in the charm of this enchanting realm.

District 2: Neon Nights

Welcome to the electric extravaganza of Neon Nights. Be dazzled by the vibrant neon lights that illuminate the streets as you explore this bustling district. From futuristic skyscrapers to pulsating nightclubs, the energy of this district is infectious. Don't miss the iconic Glow Sphere, a mesmerizing structure that showcases a captivating light show every evening.

District 3: Steampunk Alley

Transport yourself to the retro-futuristic world of Steampunk Alley. Marvel at the intricate clockwork mechanisms and ornate brass fixtures that adorn every corner. The district is renowned for its bustling marketplace, where artisans and inventors showcase their ingenious creations. Be sure to visit the grand Steam Cathedral, a stunning architectural marvel that fuses the elegance of the past with the technology of the future.

Landmarks

Landmark	Description
Floating Gardens	A breathtaking marvel of suspended flora, where gravity defies expectations and nature flourishes.
Crystal Tower	A crystalline structure that reaches towards the sky, emanating a soft glow and captivating visitors with its ethereal beauty.
Clockwork Plaza	A bustling square adorned with intricate clockwork sculptures, where time itself seems to come alive.

Events

• <a href="#event1">Midsummer Night's Dream Festival</a>
• <a href="#event2">Neon Glow Run</a>
• <a href="#event3">Steampunk Expo</a>

Midsummer Night's Dream Festival

Celebrate the magic of summer at the Midsummer Night's Dream Festival. Join the ethereal procession through Enchanted Gardens, adorned with shimmering lights and enchanting music. Experience mesmerizing performances by mystical creatures and indulge in delectable delicacies from the Fairy Market. Let the whimsy of the festival transport you to a world of enchantment and wonder.

Neon Glow Run

Get ready to light up the night at the Neon Glow Run. Lace up your neon shoes and join fellow thrill-seekers in a neon-infused race through the vibrant streets of Neon Nights. With electrifying music, dazzling visuals, and neon paint stations, this nighttime extravaganza is a feast for the senses. Don't miss the neon fireworks display as the grand finale!

Steampunk Expo

Enter a world where steam power reigns supreme at the Steampunk Expo. Immerse yourself in the whimsical realm of gears, goggles, and fantastical contraptions. Explore the intricate exhibitions showcasing the latest innovations of the steampunk community. From thrilling airship races to mesmerizing clockwork performances, this expo is an unforgettable experience for all admirers of the genre.