Lavaland, by nature, is not a safe place. In fact, it's extremely inhospitable and full of creatures that want to kill, eat, or kill and eat you. Whether it's a gruesome fate from a not-so-friendly Lava Dragon or you manage to accidentally take a bath in molten rock, one wrong step and you're toast. This guide serves as a guide to traversing this hellish landscape and maybe even coming out alive on the other end.
Lavaland has a Long History and was actually a thriving planet long ago. However, time has taken its toll and now it is an ashen expanse populated by only the most volatile and hardy creatures. It is primarily used as a source for raw materials and sending unwanted Enemies of the Corporation for Slave Labor. While not an extremely fun environment to be in, it is home to a plethora of artifacts and ruins open to your exploration and exploitation.
Inhabitants
While covered in lava and buffeted on the hourly by Ash Storms, many sentient creatures still call Lavaland home. Some of them do not wish to be on Lavaland as they were trapped there on accident and others evolved to thrive in the landscape. Many of these inhabitants are willing to trade and work with you for the betterment of each party. Sometimes they just want to kill you. Whatever interaction you have with them, it certainly will be interesting.
Creature
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Ash Walker
Ash Walkers are the tribal natives of Lavaland. These Unathi-esque lizard people are fiercely protective of their land, and will more often than not kill any trespassers.
Use very primitive technology and do not require internals. They cannot speak Galactic Common.
Translocated Veterinarian
An animal doctor teleported to Lavaland by a bluespace anomaly. They are very ill-equipped to survive the harsh environment and will likely perish if they leave their hospital.
Generally friendly or neutral and are well equipped with medical supplies.
Terrarium Diona
A Diona that has awoken after years of slumber in a preserved terrarium planted by someone or something a long long time ago. They are tasked with spreading life wherever they go.
Have access to a fully stocked upgraded hydroponics/botany lab.
Beach Dome Denizens
Come catch some waves with me braah. These chill dudes and dudettes are enjoying the warm sunny day inside their beach biodome. Equipped with soda, space beer, and many donk pockets they're ready to soak up the sun.
Very ill-equipped to deal with any threat. Has no more than sandals and basic internals.
Lavaland Hermit
Accidently jettisoned from their station/ship through an escape pod they crashlanded in lavaland. They're barely clinging to life day to day and it seems like their situation is absolutely hopeless.
Can be defensive if you enter their home uninvited.
Clowns
Found in the Clown Biodome, these clowns are committed to their lifelong goal of spreading happiness and cheer to the far reaches of the galaxy. Even if it takes them to... unwelcoming places.
Honk!
Miners
Perhaps one of the most volatile sentient creatures in lavaland, if you're not a friend to them they will likely kill you. They serve the interest of Nanotrasen and mine the wastes for precious metals.
Are well-equipped and often brandish high-tech mining equipment and powerful ancient artifacts stolen from the sacred wastes.
Free Golems
Golems are the souls of the dead encased in gemstone. They retain no memories of their previous lives, but retain the cunning, knowledge and personalities of those spirits. These golems were freed from servitude by a scientist they revere as The Liberator. In his infinite and divine wisdom, he set their clan free to travel the stars with a single declaration: "Yeah go do whatever."
Are hard to kill and often have high-tech equipment.
Fauna
Mob
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Goldgrub
A grossely oversized grub. Its skin is a bright golden color. It spends its days tunneling through the rock consume all rocky material in its path. It is believed that they once were used by the previous inhabitants of this planet as a means of automating the process of gathering precious metals.
Eats rock and ore. Upon being killed it will drop all the ore it has eaten.
Legion
A horrific being covered in ashen skulls with glowing red eyes. Will drop a corpse upon death
Will summon flying skulls when fighting. Turns dead bodies into legions.
Goliath
A hulking canine-like creature. It sports many tendrils and crushing jaw muscles. It tastes mighty fine when grilled, however.
Summons tendrils from the ground in a t-shape digging themselves into prey and stunning them for a period of time. Drops Goliath meat, Goliath Plates, and bones upon being butchered.
Watcher
A eerie flying creature with red sinewy antlers sprouting from a large menacing eye.
Shoots a ice beam that does heat and stamina damage. Drops diamond ore and sinew upon being butchered.
Tendril
A vile tendril of corruption, originating deep underground. Terrible monsters are pouring out of it.
Necropolis tendrils spawn a random assortment of lavaland monsters including: watchers, goliaths, and legion. After killing the tendril, it will spawn a necropolis chest containing a random piece of loot, and will break into a deadly, inescapable chasm; so watch your step!
Megafauna
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Ash Drake
A hulking winged monstrosity, and revered Guardian of the Necropolis. This enormous drake roams the barren wasteland spouting plumes of deadly flame.
Bite Attack - A brutal close range attack wherein the dragon locks its brutal maw upon your person.
Tail Sweep - Sends would be attackers flying backwards, stunning them for a brief moment.
Fire Cone - Blasts a deadly cone of fire in all cardinal directions.
Fire Meteor - Rains down balls of deadly fire, try your best to avoid it!
Mass Fire Attack - Sends a ball of fire barreling towards you.
Lava Swoop - the drake briefly flies up into the air, before slamming down on its target leaving only a seething mass of lava.
Lava Arena - Once you've whittled this mighty beast down to 50% health, it will summon an arena of deadly lava. You will need to step on the green symbols in order to remain unscathed.
Health: 2500
Fire breath damage: 20 burn
Melee attack damage: 40 brute
Armour Penetration: 100%
GPS Name: "Fiery Signal"
Upon felling this mighty beast, it will drop a chest. Within the chest there is one of four items will spawn:
A rusted blade humming with vast spiritual energy known as the Spectral Blade. You will be able to summon the ghosts of to protect you and cause your blade to deal more damage.
A bottle containing the blood of the drake, allowing you to either: transform yourself at will, become a skeleton, or gain the ability to walk on lava.
A dusty tome containing the secrets of casting the Eternal Flame spell.
Or a staff of lava which grants you the ability to summon horrid ash storms at will on Lavaland should you choose to do so.
Should you butcher the beast, you will also be able to craft its thick hide and sturdy bones into a suit of powerful armour.
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Bubblegum
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Legion Boss
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Blood Drunk Miner
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Colossus
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Swarmer
Nom Nom Nom
1x Bluespace Crystal
Melee Swarmer
This yellow menace can stun people with electricity.
1x Bluespace Crystal
Ranged Swarmer
An elusive swarmer which fires lasers that really hurt
1x Bluespace Crystal
Swarmer Beacon
A strange machine that will continuously birth mechanical menaces that will eat you out of house and home.
not sure here
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Hierophant
Flora
Plant
Description
Numerous Mushrooms
Can be harvested for their stems, which contain Tinea Luxor, a chemical which makes the user glow, vitamin, and space drugs.
Leafy Mushrooms
Can be harvested for their leaves, which contain nutriment, vitrium froth, a healing chemical similar to saline-glucose, but does not replenish blood, and nicotine.
Tall Mushrooms
Can be harvested for their caps, which contain Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD), Entropic Polypnium, which is a potent poisonous chemical and does random damage every tick, and Psilocybin, a hallucinogen.
Long Mushrooms
Can be harvested for mushroom shavings.
Cactus
It's fruits contain Vitrium Froth, Vitamin and Nutrient. If you step on it without shoes you will get stunned. This is the only "edible" piece of food on Lavaland, so if you ever go hungry be sure to pick these up.
Environmental Dangers
Even if you avoid the various denizens and creatures of the wastes, the environment can kill you very easily. An unprepared crewmember or ash walker can easily perish in the harsh landscape.
Ash Storms
An eerie moan rises on the wind. Sheets of burning ash blacken the horizon. Seek shelter.
Due to the planets scalding hot climate and high winds, clouds of boiling ash is kicked up into the air. These clouds turn into massive storms that blanket the landscape a heavy layer of ash that can easily kill people. Only the sturdiest of equipment and exosuits can withstand an Ash Storm and it is very important to seek shelter under a roof during one.
Ash storms will subside after about a minute and after that, it is safe to go outside.
Atmosphere
Lavaland's atmosphere is not safe for all beings. It is a low pressure, low oxygen environment and you require internals to traverse it, but not a space suit. Some beings, like Ash Walkers can live in this dangerous environment without the use of external equipment.
Chasms
Chasms
There are great big pits on the surface of Lavaland that go down for miles. You can fly or hop over them, you may even be able to escape them with the correct equipment. If you fall into one you won't be coming back. This includes items and any mobs that are thrown into it. Chasms will open up shortly after a tendril is killed.
Lava
The floor is literally lava in many places. Stepping on it will immediately ignite you and deal heavy burn damage, quickly killing if stood on for too long. Can only be traversed with mechs, lava boats, or while under the effect of items or abilities that give lava immunity. Fire resistance alone isn't enough to protect from the burn damage.
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Orange Spacesuit
Survival Knife
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Gluttony's blessing, a syringe which, upon injection, turns you into a morph after a short delay.
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Good Vibes
Radiance Dance Machine IV
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This ruin sticks out like a sore thumb in the drab, dark, ashen landscape of Lavaland. Its striking yellows and vivid reds draw your eye. As you approach you hear the sound of stray honking and your nose is filled with the smell of rot and decay. Perhaps if you are more lucky then the others, and clear the cruel machinations and twisted puzzles designed by its creator, you can claim the treasure inside.
Staff of Slipping, clown shoes, bananium coins, air horn, bluespace banana peels, rainbow slime extract, and bananium ore.
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A macabre ruin dedicated to the summoning of a dark God. A sickly, hellacious aura of darkness permeates. Tread carefully, miner.
Little Timmy's birthday pizza-bash took a turn for the worse when a bluespace anomaly passed by. As it turns out, bluespace translocation is not a terribly great gift to give someone.
Three presents containing random "gifts", edible pizza, and birthday cake.
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Veterinarian stuff
Medical Supplies
Confused Doctors
A double-barrel shotgun, along with 2 beanbag and 1 buckshot shell.
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The impact crater of an immense clockwork deity. You feel a tinge of sadness as you gaze at the once mighty figure.
Ratvarian Spear- An ancient weapon that still retains some of its divine power. Does 5 additional brute damage as opposed to a regular spear.
Brass Sheets- Sheets of brass, they can be turned into walls, floors, windows, windoors, and spinning chairs.
