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![[File:generic_captain.png|64px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]]
![[File:generic_captain.png|64px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]]
|Beat other people with the chain of command, space the disk for syndicate agents and walk around the station with a space suit.
|Command the heads. Take critical decisions regarding the station.
!Hard
!Hard
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![[File:generichop.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
![[File:generichop.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
|Fill the station with useless paperwork, give the clown full access, become bored because your job is just sitting in your office.
|Manage the civilian and supply departments. Manage job transfers.
!Hard
!Hard
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![[File:generichos.png|64px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
![[File:generichos.png|64px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
|Ignore [[Space Law]] and permabrig or execute anyone that commits a crime.
|Make sure your officers apply [[Space Law]] and not act as THE LAW.
!Hard
!Hard
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![[File:Genericce.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>[[Chief Engineer]]
![[File:Genericce.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>[[Chief Engineer]]
|Do everything in engineering and atmospherics because your underlings are too lazy.
|Manage the Engineers and Life Support Specialists.
!Hard
!Hard
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![[File:genericrd.png|64px|link=Research Director]]<br>[[Research Director]]
![[File:genericrd.png|64px|link=Research Director]]<br>[[Research Director]]
|Don't oversee anything, steal everything from R&D and let the roboticists make cyborgs without contracts.
|Oversee the entire research department. Make sure everything is done according to standards.
!Medium
!Medium
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![[File:ChiefMedicalOfficer.png|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
![[File:ChiefMedicalOfficer.png|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
|Remind people about turning their sensors on '''EVERY SINGLE MINUTE'''.
|Remind people about their sensors. Manage the medical bay. Be a one-man-department.
!Hard
!Hard
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![[File:NanoRep.png|link=NT Rep]]<br> [[NanoTrasen Representative]]
![[File:NanoRep.png|link=NT Rep]]<br> [[NanoTrasen Representative]]
|Harass the heads constantly, get ignored.
|Be the word of god without it's power.
!Medium
!Medium
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![[File:Generic_security.png|64px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
![[File:Generic_security.png|64px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
|Arrest anyone and everyone, apply harm baton directly to the face and always assume everyone is guilty.
|Apply [[Space Law]]. Assure the safety of crew members and civilians.
!Hard
!Hard
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![[File:generic_warden.png|64px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
![[File:generic_warden.png|64px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
|Ignore that you have only have authority on the brig and act like an normal security officer and never oversee the brig.
|Oversee the brig. Make sure records are up-to-date. Manage the prisoners within.
!Easy
!Easy
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![[File:generic_detective.png|64px|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]
![[File:generic_detective.png|64px|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]
|Never solve a case, say that the victim killed himself because it's impossible to solve a crime, act like a normal security officer with a revolver even that you aren't one.
|Investigate crime scenes officers can't or won't solve. Harass the department to arrest the criminals you investigated.
!Hard
!Hard
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![[File:Blueshield.png|link=Blueshield Officer]]<br>[[Blueshield Officer]]
![[File:Blueshield.png|link=Blueshield Officer]]<br>[[Blueshield Officer]]
|<s>Guard the Heads of Staff, stop the CE from tossing himself into the singularity.</s> Act as a regular security officer with extra access.
|Guard '''any Central Command VIPs.''' This includes the heads, visitors, representatives, ambassadors, etc.
!Medium
!Medium
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![[File:customsofficer.png|link=Customs Officer]]<br>[[Customs Officer]]
![[File:customsofficer.png|link=Customs Officer]]<br>[[Customs Officer]]
|<s>Push buttons and make people mad by making them fill useless forms.</s> Bolt arrivals off and patrol like a normal Security Officer.
|Assure everyone arriving and leaving are legitimate. Make them file paperwork.
!Easy
!Easy
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![[File:Ia_consultant.png|link=Internal Affairs]]<br>[[Internal Affairs|Internal Affairs Agent]]
![[File:Ia_consultant.png|link=Internal Affairs]]<br>[[Internal Affairs|Internal Affairs Agent]]
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|Investigate internal issues. Mostly security-related issues. Harass Central Command.
<s>Investigate internal issues</s>. Try to make sure that security isn't shitcurity but be ignored, beg for security access and space yourself.
!Easy
!Easy
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![[File:magistrate.png|link=Magistrate]]<br>[[Magistrate|Magistrate]]
![[File:magistrate.png|link=Magistrate]]<br>[[Magistrate|Magistrate]]
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|Ensure fair and just punishments or sentences are handed out. You are [[Space Law]].
<s>Ensure fair and just punishments or sentences are handed out</s>. Hold kangaroo trials, pardon the traitor, execute the NT Rep for questioning you.
!Medium
!Medium
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![[File:StationEngineer.png|link=Station Engineer]]<br>[[Station Engineer]]
![[File:StationEngineer.png|link=Station Engineer]]<br>[[Station Engineer]]
|<s>Start up the engine, repair hull breaches and fix electronics.</s> Release singularity, get shot by emitters, never fix places that are damaged and be brutally murdered by a nuclear agent while setting solar panels.
|Start up the engine(s), repair hull breaches and fix electronics.
!Medium
!Medium
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![[File:Mechanic.png|link=Mechanic]]<br>[[Mechanic]]
![[File:Mechanic.png|link=Mechanic]]<br>[[Mechanic]]
|Make a space pod, fuck off forever. Alternatively, forget about making pods and act like an engineer.
|Make and maintain Station vehicles.
!Easy
!Easy
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![[File:generic_atmos.png|64px|link=Atmospheric Technician]]<br>[[Atmospheric Technician]]
![[File:generic_atmos.png|64px|link=Atmospheric Technician]]<br>[[Atmospheric Technician]]
|Set up atmospherics and screw over Malf AIs. Destroy all station life support when trying "to make atmospherics more efficient".
|Set up atmospherics. Extinguish fires. Cry about people opening fire locks.
!Very Hard
!Very Hard
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![[File:Quartermaster.png|link=Quartermaster]]<br>[[Quartermaster]]
![[File:Quartermaster.png|link=Quartermaster]]<br>[[Quartermaster]]
|Send the [[Cargo Technician|Slaves]] to do your work. Never give a fuck about [[Shaft Miner|Mining]].
|Oversee Cargo and mining. Make sure everything is up to standards and running smoothly. Remove the bodies from Disposals and yell for security.
!Medium
!Medium
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![[File:generic_cargo.png|64px|link=Cargo Technician]]<br>[[Cargo Technician]]
![[File:generic_cargo.png|64px|link=Cargo Technician]]<br>[[Cargo Technician]]
|Call some wizard, weapons and armor crates. Never listen to your [[Quartermaster|boss]].
|Fill the cargo paperwork. Order essentials. Deny the weapons crate the clown asked.
!Easy
!Easy
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![[File:generic_shaft.png|64px|link=Shaft Miner]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]]
![[File:generic_shaft.png|64px|link=Shaft Miner]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]]
|Be yelled by Research and Robotics. Disable the relay so you can have a reason to ignore them.
|Mine materials and smelt them for Research and Engineering.  
!Easy
!Easy
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![[File:Botanist.png|link=Botanist]]<br>[[Botanist]]
![[File:Botanist.png|link=Botanist]]<br>[[Botanist]]
|Grow drugs and use your hatchet to kill people that attack diona nymphs.
|Grow plants for the [[Chef]] and station.
!Easy
!Easy
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![[File:generic_janitor.png|64px|link=Janitor]]<br>[[Janitor]]
![[File:generic_janitor.png|64px|link=Janitor]]<br>[[Janitor]]
|Be arrested for not putting up wet floor signs.
|Wash the station from civilian blood and dirt.
!Easy
!Easy
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![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
|Assume everything can be treated with ointment and throw them in cyro '''forever'''.
|Treat the crew from damage attained by incompetence.
!Medium
!Medium
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![[File:paramedic.png|link=Paramedic]]<br>[[Paramedic]]
![[File:paramedic.png|link=Paramedic]]<br>[[Paramedic]]
|Start a race with janitor to see if the ambulance is faster than the janicart.
|Stalk the sensor console, stabilize patients and bring them in Medical.
!Medium
!Medium
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![[File:Psychologist.png|link=Psychologist]]<br>[[Psychologist]]
![[File:Psychologist.png|link=Psychologist]]<br>[[Psychologist]]
|Straight-jacket people and lock them away forever for drawing on the floor.
|Handle insane patients. Do check-ups. Straight-jacket the clown.
!Easy
!Easy
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![[File:Chemist.png|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]
![[File:Chemist.png|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]
|Make space drugs like there's no tomorrow and ignore medics that ask for medicine.
|Create important and required medicine for the doctors and cryo.  
!Medium
!Medium
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![[File:Geneticist.png|link=Geneticist]]<br>[[Geneticist]]
![[File:Geneticist.png|link=Geneticist]]<br>[[Geneticist]]
|Make powers for yourself and ignore the CMO and the RD.
|Discover genetic powers. Oversee cloning operations.
!Hard
!Hard
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![[File:generic_virologist.png|64px|link=Virologist]]<br>[[Virologist]]
![[File:generic_virologist.png|64px|link=Virologist]]<br>[[Virologist]]
|Try to create a bio-weapon, "accidentally" release on the crew and be lynched for it.
|Cure epidemics. discover antigens. Wash yourself constantly.
!Hard
!Hard
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![[File:generic_robo.png|64px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]]
![[File:generic_robo.png|64px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]]
|Be arrested for creating [[Cyborg]]s without contracts, go on a mech rampage.
|Create cyborg and mechs for the crew to enjoy.
!Medium
!Medium
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![[File:brig_physician.png|link=brig physician]]<br>[[Brig Physician]]
![[File:brig_physician.png|link=brig physician]]<br>[[Brig Physician]]
|Loot the security lockers, wonder why the prisoner is leaking blood all over the place
|Fix up all visitors and officers of the Brig. Bring suicidals to the Psychiatrist.
!Medium
!Medium
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![[File:generic_assistant.png|64px|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Civilian]]
![[File:generic_assistant.png|64px|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Civilian]]
|Start fights. Never assist anybody. Enter in high risked areas and loot stuff.
|Visit the station. Meet the Recruiter do get a job.
!Easy
!Easy
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![[File:Barber.png|link=Barber]]<br>[[Barber]]
![[File:Barber.png|link=Barber]]<br>[[Barber]]
|<s>Force</s> Shave peoples heads, make the station look fabulous. Break all the station's mirrors, so they'll be fabulous '''forever'''.
|Give the station haircuts when they need it the least.
!Easy
!Easy
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![[File:generic_chef.png|64px|link=Chef]]<br>[[Chef]]
![[File:generic_chef.png|64px|link=Chef]]<br>[[Chef]]
|Serve raw meat, grind up corpses and drug, deep fry, and cerealize the food.
|Prepare, cook and serve meals for the station to enjoy.
!Easy
!Easy
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![[File:generic_chaplain.png|64px|link=Chaplain]]<br>[[Chaplain]]
![[File:generic_chaplain.png|64px|link=Chaplain]]<br>[[Chaplain]]
|Hit people over the head with your bible, complain nobody ever visits you and draw on the floor.
|Be the hero the station needs against Cultists and Vampires.
!Easy
!Easy
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![[File:AI.gif|link=AI]]<br>[[AI]]
![[File:AI.gif|link=AI]]<br>[[AI]]
|Ignore your laws and the crewmembers that want help.
|Follow your laws to the letter. Be called rogue 24/7
!Very Hard
!Very Hard
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![[File:Cyborg.png|52px|link=Cyborg]]<br>[[Cyborg]]
![[File:Cyborg.png|52px|link=Cyborg]]<br>[[Cyborg]]
|Ignore the orders of the AI and never do your job.
|Follow your lawset. Assist the station.
!Medium
!Medium
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![[File:Ghost.png|48px|link=Ghost]]<br>[[Ghost]]
![[File:Ghost.png|48px|link=Ghost]]<br>[[Ghost]]
|Watch antags kill people and advice to other people about them.
|Watch antags kill people and advice to other people about them. Rant.
!Dead
!Dead
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Revision as of 17:12, 16 July 2014

This wiki contains many references, jokes, sarcasm and what not. Please do not follow it entirely. Take everything with a grain of salt. Make sure what you are about to do respects the rules of Paradise first.

Your Job is what NanoTrasen has assigned to do aboard the [Space Station]. It defines what equipment you start with, your ID card access, and what you're actually supposed to be doing.

Some useful links:

You should also read up about Space Law, so you know your rights and Clone Memory Disorder if you happen to die and be cloned. Not doing so is considered very bad form for Roleplay.

Due to new NanoTrasen equal rights laws, you might encounter some interesting new Species working alongside you.

Command Staff

Job Role Difficulty
Generic captain.png
Captain 		Command the heads. Take critical decisions regarding the station. Hard
File:Generichop.png
Head of Personnel 		Manage the civilian and supply departments. Manage job transfers. Hard
File:Generichos.png
Head of Security 		Make sure your officers apply Space Law and not act as THE LAW. Hard
Genericce.png
Chief Engineer 		Manage the Engineers and Life Support Specialists. Hard
Genericrd.png
Research Director 		Oversee the entire research department. Make sure everything is done according to standards. Medium
File:ChiefMedicalOfficer.png
Chief Medical Officer 		Remind people about their sensors. Manage the medical bay. Be a one-man-department. Hard
NanoRep.png
NanoTrasen Representative 		Be the word of god without it's power. Medium

Law and Order

Job Role Difficulty
Generic security.png
Security Officer 		Apply Space Law. Assure the safety of crew members and civilians. Hard
Generic warden.png
Warden 		Oversee the brig. Make sure records are up-to-date. Manage the prisoners within. Easy
Generic detective.png
Detective 		Investigate crime scenes officers can't or won't solve. Harass the department to arrest the criminals you investigated. Hard
Blueshield.png
Blueshield Officer 		Guard any Central Command VIPs. This includes the heads, visitors, representatives, ambassadors, etc. Medium
Customsofficer.png
Customs Officer 		Assure everyone arriving and leaving are legitimate. Make them file paperwork. Easy
Ia consultant.png
Internal Affairs Agent 		Investigate internal issues. Mostly security-related issues. Harass Central Command. Easy
Magistrate.png
Magistrate 		Ensure fair and just punishments or sentences are handed out. You are Space Law. Medium

Maintenance and Supply

Job Role Difficulty
File:StationEngineer.png
Station Engineer 		Start up the engine(s), repair hull breaches and fix electronics. Medium
Mechanic.png
Mechanic 		Make and maintain Station vehicles. Easy
Generic atmos.png
Atmospheric Technician 		Set up atmospherics. Extinguish fires. Cry about people opening fire locks. Very Hard
Quartermaster.png
Quartermaster 		Oversee Cargo and mining. Make sure everything is up to standards and running smoothly. Remove the bodies from Disposals and yell for security. Medium
Generic cargo.png
Cargo Technician 		Fill the cargo paperwork. Order essentials. Deny the weapons crate the clown asked. Easy
Generic shaft.png
Shaft Miner 		Mine materials and smelt them for Research and Engineering. Easy
Botanist.png
Botanist 		Grow plants for the Chef and station. Easy
Generic janitor.png
Janitor 		Wash the station from civilian blood and dirt. Easy

Science and Medical

Job Role Difficulty
MedicalDoctor.png
Medical Doctor 		Treat the crew from damage attained by incompetence. Medium
Paramedic.png
Paramedic 		Stalk the sensor console, stabilize patients and bring them in Medical. Medium
Psychologist.png
Psychologist 		Handle insane patients. Do check-ups. Straight-jacket the clown. Easy
Chemist.png
Chemist 		Create important and required medicine for the doctors and cryo. Medium
Geneticist.png
Geneticist 		Discover genetic powers. Oversee cloning operations. Hard
Generic virologist.png
Virologist 		Cure epidemics. discover antigens. Wash yourself constantly. Hard
File:Generic robo.png
Roboticist 		Create cyborg and mechs for the crew to enjoy. Medium
Generic scientist.png
Scientist 		Be yelled by robotics, than yell to the miners to mine things for R&D. Accidentally release deadly gas on the station. Use telescience to rob deadly guns and go SSD after finding nothing interesting on xenoarcheology. Medium
File:Brig physician.png
Brig Physician 		Fix up all visitors and officers of the Brig. Bring suicidals to the Psychiatrist. Medium

Support

Job Role Difficulty
Generic assistant.png
Civilian 		Visit the station. Meet the Recruiter do get a job. Easy
Bartender.png
Bartender 		Mix and serve drinks. Shoot people with the shotgun. Easy
Barber.png
Barber 		Give the station haircuts when they need it the least. Easy
Generic chef.png
Chef 		Prepare, cook and serve meals for the station to enjoy. Easy
Generic mime.png
Mime
Generic clown.png
Clown 		Honk! Honk!
Generic chaplain.png
Chaplain 		Be the hero the station needs against Cultists and Vampires. Easy
Librarian.png
Librarian 		Fill the bookcases with books, argue with the Chaplain. Easy

Non-Human

Job Role Difficulty
AI.gif
AI 		Follow your laws to the letter. Be called rogue 24/7 Very Hard
Cyborg.png
Cyborg 		Follow your lawset. Assist the station. Medium
File:PAI.png
Personal AI 		Be someone's constant companion. Act as a translator. Easy
File:Spider.gif
Spider 		Make people with arachnophobia have a heart attack. Easy
File:SpaceCarp.gif
Space Carp 		An extremely hostile four-eyed gigantic pink carp. Easy
Construct.png
Construct 		Serve your new master. Medium
Ghost.png
Ghost 		Watch antags kill people and advice to other people about them. Rant. Dead
MiceBrown.png
Mouse 		Observe the round and squeak. Actually act like a mouse. Boring

Antagonists

Job Role Difficulty
Syndicate.png
Nuclear Agent 		Destroy the station with the Nuclear Bomb. Very Hard
File:ChangelingLarge.gif
Changeling 		Create paranoia and fear. Turn into anyone and everyone. Hard
Cultist Serve Nar'sie, the dark god from the shadowy depths of space. Hard
AlienLarge.png
Xenomorph 		Grow. Spread. Repopulate. Hard
Wizard.png
Wizard 		Complete your objectives for the Wizard Order. Hard
Vox Raider Complete your objectives for the Shoal. Follow the Inviolate. Hard
File:Brainslug.jpg
Cortical Borer 		Survive. Climb into people's ears. Hard
Vampire.png
Vampire 		Complete your objectives, drink blood. Medium
File:Blob guide1.png
Blob 		Expand, overtake the station, get nuked. Hard
File:Statue.png
Statue 		Be a statue, look smashing. Very Hard

Special

Job Role Difficulty
File:ERT.png
Emergency Response Team 		Respond to the emergency and protect the crew. Hard
Generic deathsquad.png
Death Commando 		Eliminate the threat to the station by any means. Medium
Generic ninja.png
Space Ninja 		Complete your objectives, that may can include kill or protect the crew. Hard
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