Jobs

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Your Job is what NanoTrasen has assigned to do aboard the [Space Station]. It defines what equipment you start with, your ID card access, and what you're actually supposed to be doing.

Some useful links:

You should also read up about Space Law, so you know your rights and Clone Memory Disorder if you happen to die and be cloned. Not doing so is considered very bad form for Roleplay.

Due to new NanoTrasen equal rights laws, you might encounter some interesting new Species working alongside you.

Heads of Staff

Job Role Difficulty
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Captain
Beat other people with the chain of command, space the disk for syndicate agents and walk around the station with a space suit. Hard
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Head of Personnel
Fill the station with useless paperwork, give the clown full access, become bored because your job is just sitting in your office. Hard
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Head of Security
Ignore Space Law and permabrig or execute anyone that commits a crime. Soul Crushingly Hard
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Chief Engineer
Do everything in engineering and atmospherics because your underlings are too lazy. Hard
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Research Director
Don't oversee anything, steal everything from R&D and let the roboticists make cyborgs without contracts. Hard
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Chief Medical Officer
Remind people about turning their sensors on EVERY SINGLE MINUTE. Hard

Law and Order

Job Role Difficulty
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Security Officer
Arrest anyone and everyone, apply harm baton directly to the face and always assume everyone is guilty. Hard
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Warden
Ignore that you have only have authority on the brig and act like an normal security officer and never oversee the brig. Easy
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Detective
Never solve a case, say that the victim killed himself because it's impossible to solve a crime, act like a normal security officer with a revolver even that you aren't one. Hard
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Blueshield Officer
Guard the Heads of Staff, stop the CE from tossing himself into the singularity. Act as a regular security officer with extra access. Medium
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Customs Officer
Push buttons and make people mad by making them fill useless forms. Bolt arrivals off and patrol like a normal Security Officer. Easy
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Internal Affairs Agent

Investigate internal issues. Try to make sure that security isn't shitcurity but be ignored, beg for security access and space yourself.

Boring

Maintenance and Supply

Job Role Difficulty
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Station Engineer
Start up the engine, repair hull breaches and fix electronics. Release singularity, get shot by emitters, never fix places that are damaged and be brutally murdered by a nuclear agent while setting solar panels. Medium
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Atmospheric Technician
Set up atmospherics. Destroy all station life support when trying "to make atmospherics more efficient". Very Hard
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Janitor
Be arrested for not putting up wet floor signs. Easy
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Quartermaster
Send the Slaves to do your work. Never give a fuck about Mining. Medium
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Cargo Technician
Call some wizard, weapons and armor crates. Never listen to your boss. Easy
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Shaft Miner
Be yelled by Research and Robotics. Disable the relay so you can have a reason to ignore them. Easy
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Botanist
Grow drugs and use your hatchet to kill people that attack diona nymphs. Easy

Science and Medical

Job Role Difficulty
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Medical Doctor
Assume everything can be treated with ointment and throw them in cyro forever. Medium
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Paramedic
Start a race with janitor to see if the ambulance is faster than the janicart. Medium
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Psychologist
Straight-jacket people and lock them away forever for drawing on the floor. Easy
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Chemist
Make space drugs like there's no tomorrow and ignore medics that ask for medicine. Medium
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Geneticist
Make powers for yourself and ignore the CMO and the RD. Hard
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Virologist
Try to create a bio-weapon, "accidentally" release on the crew and be lynched for it. Hard
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Roboticist
Be arrested for creating Cyborgs without contracts, go on a mech rampage. Medium
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Scientist
Be yelled by robotics, than yell to the miners to mine things for R&D. Accidentally release deadly gas on the station. Use telescience to rob deadly guns and go SSD after finding nothing interesting on xenoarcheology. Medium

Civilian

Job Role Difficulty
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Assistant
Never assist anybody. Enter in high risked areas and loot stuff. Easy
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Bartender
Mix and serve drinks. Shoot people with the shotgun. Easy
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Barber
Force Shave peoples heads, make the station look fabulous. Break all the station's mirrors, so they'll be fabulous forever. Easy
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Chef
Serve raw meat, grind up corpses and drug, deep fry, and cerealize the food. Easy
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Mime
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Clown
Honk! Honk!
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Chaplain
Hit people over the head with your bible, complain nobody ever visits you and draw on the floor. Easy
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Librarian
Fill the bookcases with books, read porn over the radio and never be seen again. Easy
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NanoTrasen Representative
Harass the heads constantly, get ignored. Hard

Non-Human

Job Role Difficulty
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AI
Ignore your laws and the crewmembers that want help. Mind Numbingly Hard
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Cyborg
Ignore the orders of the AI and never do your job. Medium
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Personal AI
Be someone's constant companion. Act as a translator. Easy
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Spider
Make people with arachnophobia have a heart attack. Medium
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Construct
Serve your new master. Medium
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Ghost
Watch antags kill people and advice to other people about them. Dead
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Mouse
Observe the round and squeak. Actually act like a mouse. Boring

Antagonists

Job Role Difficulty
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Nuclear Agent
Destroy the station with the Nuclear Bomb. Very Hard
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Changeling
Create paranoia and fear. Turn into anyone and everyone. Hard
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Xenomorph
Grow. Spread. Repopulate. Hard
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Wizard
Complete your objectives for the Wizard Order. Hard
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Vox Raider
Complete your objectives for the Shoal. Follow the Inviolate. Hard
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Cortical Borer
Survive. Climb into people's ears. Hard
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Vampire
Complete your objectives, drink blood. Medium
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Blob
Expand, overtake the station, get nuked. Hard
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Statue
Be a statue, look smashing. Very Hard

Special

Job Role Difficulty
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Emergency Response Team
Respond to the emergency and protect the crew. Never fix the situation, Adminhelp for the SWAT armory and raid the admin offices. Medium
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Death Commando
Eliminate the threat to the station by any means. Nuke the station and murderbone the fuck out of everyone when monkey mode is forced. Medium
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Space Ninja
Complete your objectives, that may can include kill or protect the crew. Becoming a Ninja? Ha, fat chance. Hard