Jobs

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Your Job is what NanoTrasen has assigned to do aboard the [Space Station]. It defines what equipment you start with, your ID card access, and what you're actually supposed to be doing.

Some useful links:

• Chain of Command
• Standard Operating Procedure
• Guides
• Tips
• Job Selection and Assignment
• Identifying Antagonists

You should also read up about Space Law, so you know your rights and Clone Memory Disorder if you happen to die and be cloned. Not doing so is considered very bad form for Roleplay.

Due to new NanoTrasen equal rights laws, you might encounter some interesting new Species working alongside you.

Command Staff

Job	Role	Difficulty
Captain	Beat other people with the chain of command, space the disk for syndicate agents and walk around the station with a space suit.	Hard
File:Generichop.png Head of Personnel	Fill the station with useless paperwork, give the clown full access, become bored because your job is just sitting in your office.	Hard
File:Generichos.png Head of Security	Ignore Space Law and permabrig or execute anyone that commits a crime.	Hard
Chief Engineer	Do everything in engineering and atmospherics because your underlings are too lazy.	Hard
Research Director	Don't oversee anything, steal everything from R&D and let the roboticists make cyborgs without contracts.	Medium
File:ChiefMedicalOfficer.png Chief Medical Officer	Remind people about turning their sensors on EVERY SINGLE MINUTE.	Hard
NanoTrasen Representative	Harass the heads constantly, get ignored.	Medium

Law and Order

Job	Role	Difficulty
Security Officer	Arrest anyone and everyone, apply harm baton directly to the face and always assume everyone is guilty.	Hard
Warden	Ignore that you have only have authority on the brig and act like an normal security officer and never oversee the brig.	Easy
Detective	Never solve a case, say that the victim killed himself because it's impossible to solve a crime, act like a normal security officer with a revolver even that you aren't one.	Hard
Blueshield Officer	Guard the Heads of Staff, stop the CE from tossing himself into the singularity. Act as a regular security officer with extra access.	Medium
Customs Officer	Push buttons and make people mad by making them fill useless forms. Bolt arrivals off and patrol like a normal Security Officer.	Easy
Internal Affairs Agent	Investigate internal issues. Try to make sure that security isn't shitcurity but be ignored, beg for security access and space yourself.	Easy
Magistrate	Ensure fair and just punishments or sentences are handed out. Hold kangaroo trials, pardon the traitor, execute the NT Rep for questioning you.	Medium

Maintenance and Supply

Job	Role	Difficulty
File:StationEngineer.png Station Engineer	Start up the engine, repair hull breaches and fix electronics. Release singularity, get shot by emitters, never fix places that are damaged and be brutally murdered by a nuclear agent while setting solar panels.	Medium
Mechanic	Make a space pod, fuck off forever. Alternatively, forget about making pods and act like an engineer.	Easy
Atmospheric Technician	Set up atmospherics and screw over Malf AIs. Destroy all station life support when trying "to make atmospherics more efficient".	Very Hard
Quartermaster	Send the Slaves to do your work. Never give a fuck about Mining.	Medium
Cargo Technician	Call some wizard, weapons and armor crates. Never listen to your boss.	Easy
Shaft Miner	Be yelled by Research and Robotics. Disable the relay so you can have a reason to ignore them.	Easy
Botanist	Grow drugs and use your hatchet to kill people that attack diona nymphs.	Easy
Janitor	Be arrested for not putting up wet floor signs.	Easy

Science and Medical

Job	Role	Difficulty
Medical Doctor	Assume everything can be treated with ointment and throw them in cyro forever.	Medium
Paramedic	Start a race with janitor to see if the ambulance is faster than the janicart.	Medium
Psychologist	Straight-jacket people and lock them away forever for drawing on the floor.	Easy
Chemist	Make space drugs like there's no tomorrow and ignore medics that ask for medicine.	Medium
Geneticist	Make powers for yourself and ignore the CMO and the RD.	Hard
Virologist	Try to create a bio-weapon, "accidentally" release on the crew and be lynched for it.	Hard
File:Generic robo.png Roboticist	Be arrested for creating Cyborgs without contracts, go on a mech rampage.	Medium
Scientist	Be yelled by robotics, than yell to the miners to mine things for R&D. Accidentally release deadly gas on the station. Use telescience to rob deadly guns and go SSD after finding nothing interesting on xenoarcheology.	Medium
File:Brig physician.png Brig Physician	Loot the security lockers, wonder why the prisoner is leaking blood all over the place	Medium

Support

Job	Role	Difficulty
Civilian	Start fights. Never assist anybody. Enter in high risked areas and loot stuff.	Easy
Bartender	Mix and serve drinks. Shoot people with the shotgun.	Easy
Barber	Force Shave peoples heads, make the station look fabulous. Break all the station's mirrors, so they'll be fabulous forever.	Easy
Chef	Serve raw meat, grind up corpses and drug, deep fry, and cerealize the food.	Easy
Mime
Clown	Honk!	Honk!
Chaplain	Hit people over the head with your bible, complain nobody ever visits you and draw on the floor.	Easy
Librarian	Fill the bookcases with books, argue with the Chaplain.	Easy

Non-Human

Job	Role	Difficulty
AI	Ignore your laws and the crewmembers that want help.	Very Hard
Cyborg	Ignore the orders of the AI and never do your job.	Medium
File:PAI.png Personal AI	Be someone's constant companion. Act as a translator.	Easy
File:Spider.gif Spider	Make people with arachnophobia have a heart attack.	Easy
File:SpaceCarp.gif Space Carp	An extremely hostile four-eyed gigantic pink carp.	Easy
Construct	Serve your new master.	Medium
Ghost	Watch antags kill people and advice to other people about them.	Dead
Mouse	Observe the round and squeak. Actually act like a mouse.	Boring

Antagonists

Job	Role	Difficulty
Nuclear Agent	Destroy the station with the Nuclear Bomb.	Very Hard
File:ChangelingLarge.gif Changeling	Create paranoia and fear. Turn into anyone and everyone.	Hard
Cultist	Serve Nar'sie, the dark god from the shadowy depths of space.	Hard
Xenomorph	Grow. Spread. Repopulate.	Hard
Wizard	Complete your objectives for the Wizard Order.	Hard
Vox Raider	Complete your objectives for the Shoal. Follow the Inviolate.	Hard
File:Brainslug.jpg Cortical Borer	Survive. Climb into people's ears.	Hard
Vampire	Complete your objectives, drink blood.	Medium
File:Blob guide1.png Blob	Expand, overtake the station, get nuked.	Hard
File:Statue.png Statue	Be a statue, look smashing.	Very Hard

Special

Job	Role	Difficulty
File:ERT.png Emergency Response Team	Respond to the emergency and protect the crew.	Hard
Death Commando	Eliminate the threat to the station by any means.	Medium
Space Ninja	Complete your objectives, that may can include kill or protect the crew.	Hard