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! [[File:Comdom.png|64px|link=Captain]]<br/>[[Captain]]
! [[File:Comdom.png|64px|link=Captain]]<br/>[[Captain]]
| <s>Command the heads. Take critical decisions regarding the station.</s> Walk around in space armor and shoot people with the antique laser gun. Get murdered in the maintenance tunnels by a civilian. Be expected to save the World.
| Command the heads. Take critical decisions regarding the station.
! Depends on the situation
! Hard
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! [[File:HeadOfPersonnel.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br/>[[Head of Personnel]]
! [[File:HeadOfPersonnel.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br/>[[Head of Personnel]]
| <s>Manage the civilian and supply departments. Manage job transfers.</s> Never give a flying fuck about anyone, give yourself all access. Drive people to suicide with your paperwork.
| Manage the civilian and supply departments. Manage job transfers.
! Hard
! Hard
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! [[File:generichos.png|64px|link=Head of Security]]<br/>[[Head of Security]]
! [[File:generichos.png|64px|link=Head of Security]]<br/>[[Head of Security]]
| <s>Make sure your officers apply [[Space Law]] and not act as THE LAW.</s> Give out executions and loyalty implants like candy, kill everyone to stop the antags.
| Make sure your officers apply [[Space Law]] and not act as THE LAW.<
! Very Hard
! Very Hard
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! [[File:Genericce.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]]<br/>[[Chief Engineer]]
! [[File:Genericce.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]]<br/>[[Chief Engineer]]
| <s>Manage the Engineers and Life Support Specialists.</s> Release the singularity, let the Supermatter explode, fuck up atmos so bad it derives the station of oxygen.
| Manage the Engineers and Life Support Specialists.
! Hard
! Hard
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! [[File:genericrd.png|64px|link=Research Director]]<br/>[[Research Director]]
! [[File:genericrd.png|64px|link=Research Director]]<br/>[[Research Director]]
| <s>Oversee the entire research department. Make sure everything is done according to standards.</s> Commit epic acts of douchebaggery with telescience, start a slimeageddon. Never research anything.
| Oversee the entire research department. Make sure everything is done according to standards.
! Medium
! Medium
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! [[File:ChiefMedicalOfficer.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br/>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
! [[File:ChiefMedicalOfficer.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br/>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
| <s>Remind people about their sensors. Manage the medical bay. Be a one-man-department.</s> Disconnect at roundstart because CMO fucking sucks.
| Remind people about their sensors. Manage the medical bay. Be a one-man-department.
! Hard
! Hard
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! [[File:NanoRep.png|link=NanoTrasen Representative]]<br/>[[NanoTrasen Representative]]
! [[File:NanoRep.png|link=NanoTrasen Representative]]<br/>[[NanoTrasen Representative]]
| <s>Be the word of god without it's power.</s> Go AFK on the bridge since '''everyone''' ignores you.
| Be the word of god without it's power.
! Medium
! Medium
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! [[File:NTRECRUIT.png|64px|link=NanoTrasen Recruiter]]<br/>[[NanoTrasen Recruiter]]
! [[File:NTRECRUIT.png|64px|link=NanoTrasen Recruiter]]<br/>[[NanoTrasen Recruiter]]
| <s>Recruit civilians to join the NanoTrasen Corporation.</s> Give yourself all access and become super security.
| Recruit civilians to join the NanoTrasen Corporation.
! Medium
! Medium
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! [[File:Ambassador.gif|64px|link=Ambassador]]<br/>[[Ambassador]]
! [[File:Ambassador.gif|64px|link=Ambassador]]<br/>[[Ambassador]]
| <s>Represent your race aboard the NCS Cyberiad.</s> Is this ever gonna get added?
| Represent your race aboard the NCS Cyberiad.
! Medium
! Medium
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! [[File:magistrate.png|64px|link=Magistrate]]<br/>[[Magistrate|Magistrate]]
! [[File:magistrate.png|64px|link=Magistrate]]<br/>[[Magistrate|Magistrate]]
| <s>Ensure fair and just punishments or sentences are handed out. You are [[Space Law]].</s> Be cancerous when security isn't shit.
| Ensure fair and just punishments or sentences are handed out. You are [[Space Law]]
! Very Hard
! Very Hard
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! [[File:Blueshield.png|link=Blueshield Officer]]<br/>[[Blueshield Officer]]
! [[File:Blueshield.png|link=Blueshield Officer]]<br/>[[Blueshield Officer]]
| <s>Guard '''any''' Central Command VIPs. This includes the heads, visitors, representatives, ambassadors, etc.</s> Never guard the Heads of Staff, become super-security.
| Guard '''any''' Central Command VIPs. This includes the heads, visitors, representatives, ambassadors, etc.
! Hard
! Hard
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! [[File:generic_warden.png|64px|link=Warden]]<br/>[[Warden]]
! [[File:generic_warden.png|64px|link=Warden]]<br/>[[Warden]]
| <s>Oversee the brig. Make sure records are up-to-date. Manage the prisoners within, Manage Armoury Inventory.</s> Never manage anything, ERP with the Head of Security.
| Oversee the brig. Make sure records are up-to-date. Manage the prisoners within, Manage Armoury Inventory.
! Medium
! Medium
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! [[File:Generic_security.png|64px|link=Security Officer]]<br/>[[Security Officer]]
! [[File:Generic_security.png|64px|link=Security Officer]]<br/>[[Security Officer]]
| <s>Apply [[Space Law]]. Assure the safety of crew members and civilians.</s> Apply baton to everyone's forehead, stab random people with lethal injection syringes.
| Apply [[Space Law]]. Assure the safety of crew members and civilians.
! Hard
! Hard
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! [[File:SS13 Sec pod pilot.png|64px|link=Security Pod Pilot]]<br/>[[Security Pod Pilot]]
! [[File:SS13 Sec pod pilot.png|64px|link=Security Pod Pilot]]<br/>[[Security Pod Pilot]]
| <s>Pilot the Armed Security Pod, hunt down space fugitives, </s> get lost. Meta the Syndicates and Xenos.
| Pilot the Armed Security Pod, hunt down space fugitives.
! Medium
! Medium
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! [[File:generic_detective.png|64px|link=Detective]]<br/>[[Detective]]
! [[File:generic_detective.png|64px|link=Detective]]<br/>[[Detective]]
| <s>Investigate crime scenes officers can't or won't solve. Harass the department to arrest the criminals you investigated.</s> Be the maintenance dwelling sharpshooter. Never ever use your scanner.
| Investigate crime scenes officers can't or won't solve. Harass the department to arrest the criminals you investigated.
! Hard
! Hard
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! [[File:Ia_consultant.png|64px|link=Internal Affairs]]<br/>[[Internal Affairs]]
! [[File:Ia_consultant.png|64px|link=Internal Affairs]]<br/>[[Internal Affairs]]
| <s>Investigate internal issues. Mostly security-related issues. Harass Central Command.</s> Commit suicide when you realize no one will EVER listen to you.
| Investigate internal issues. Mostly security-related issues. Harass Central Command.
! Easy
! Easy
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! [[File:BrigPhysician.png|link=Brig Physician]]<br/>[[Brig Physician]]
! [[File:BrigPhysician.png|link=Brig Physician]]<br/>[[Brig Physician]]
| <s>Fix up all visitors and officers of the Brig. Bring suicidals to the [[Psychologist]].</s> Be the battle medic security needs! Refuse to heal anyone.
| Fix up all visitors and officers of the Brig. Bring suicidals to the [[Psychologist]].
! Medium
! Medium
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! [[File:customsofficer.png|link=Customs Officer]]<br/>[[Customs Officer]]
! [[File:customsofficer.png|link=Customs Officer]]<br/>[[Customs Officer]]
| <s>Assure everyone arriving and leaving are legitimate. Make them file paperwork.</s> Bolt arrivals down during radbelt events. Go SSD when people rather slide through the x-ray machine than to interact with you.
| Assure everyone arriving and leaving are legitimate. Make them file paperwork.
! Easy
! Easy
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! [[File:StationEngineer.png|64px|link=Station Engineer]]<br/>[[Station Engineer]]
! [[File:StationEngineer.png|64px|link=Station Engineer]]<br/>[[Station Engineer]]
| <s>Start up the engine(s), repair hull breaches and fix electronics.</s> Leave the PA on, let the Supermatter explode, never fix anything.
| Start up the engine(s), repair hull breaches and fix electronics.
! Medium
! Medium
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! [[File:Mechanic.png|64px|link=Mechanic]]<br/>[[Mechanic]]
! [[File:Mechanic.png|64px|link=Mechanic]]<br/>[[Mechanic]]
| <s>Make and maintain Station vehicles.</s> Build a pod and explore space. Get lost, run out of oxygen and suffocate miles away from the station. Never fix other pods.
| Make and maintain Station vehicles. Build a space pod.
! Easy
! Easy
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! [[File:generic_atmos.png|64px|link=Atmospheric Technician]]<br/>[[Atmospheric Technician]]
! [[File:generic_atmos.png|64px|link=Atmospheric Technician]]<br/>[[Atmospheric Technician]]
| <s>Set up atmospherics. Extinguish fires. Cry about people opening fire locks.</s> Realize you have no idea what all those pipes do. Never be actually around when you're needed.
| Set up atmospherics. Extinguish fires. Cry about people opening fire locks.
! Medium  
! Medium  
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! [[File:MedicalDoctor.png|64px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br/>[[Medical Doctor]]
! [[File:MedicalDoctor.png|64px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br/>[[Medical Doctor]]
| <s>Treat the crew from damage attained by incompetence.</s> Never set up cryo. Put people into sleepers forever. Accidentally kill the patient you're performing surgery on.
| Treat the crew from damage attained by incompetence.
! Medium
! Medium
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! [[File:paramedic.png|link=Paramedic]]<br/>[[Paramedic]]
! [[File:paramedic.png|link=Paramedic]]<br/>[[Paramedic]]
| <s>Stalk the sensor console, stabilize patients and bring them in Medical.</s> Drive around the station on your pussy wagon, never rescue anyone. Be a battle medic.
| Stalk the sensor console, stabilize patients and bring them in Medical.
! Medium
! Medium
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! [[File:Chemist.png|64px|link=Chemist]]<br/>[[Chemist]]
! [[File:Chemist.png|64px|link=Chemist]]<br/>[[Chemist]]
| <s>Create important and required medicine for the doctors and cryogenics. </s> Never make anything useful. Spend the whole round making space drugs, chloral hydrate and space lube.
| Create important and required medicine for the doctors and cryogenics.  
! Medium
! Medium
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! [[File:Geneticist.png|64px|link=Geneticist]]<br/>[[Geneticist]]
! [[File:Geneticist.png|64px|link=Geneticist]]<br/>[[Geneticist]]
| <s>Discover genetic powers. Oversee cloning operations.</s> Create an army of retarded swearing clones. Accidentally give yourself crippling disabilities. Never clone anyone.
| Discover genetic powers. Oversee cloning operations.
! Hard
! Hard
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! [[File:generic_virologist.png|64px|link=Virologist]]<br/>[[Virologist]]
! [[File:generic_virologist.png|64px|link=Virologist]]<br/>[[Virologist]]
| <s>Cure epidemics. discover antigens. Wash yourself constantly.</s> Get killed by the virus you made yourself. Never cure anything.
| Cure epidemics. discover antigens. Wash yourself constantly.
! Hard
! Hard
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! [[File:Psychologist.png|64px|link=Psychologist]]<br/>[[Psychologist]]
! [[File:Psychologist.png|64px|link=Psychologist]]<br/>[[Psychologist]]
| <s>Handle insane patients. Do check-ups. Straight-jacket the clown.</s> Go insane yourself and get put into your own straight jacket.
| Handle insane patients. Do check-ups. Straight-jacket the clown.
! Easy
! Easy
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! [[File:generic_scientist.png|64px|link=Scientist]]<br/>[[Scientist]]
! [[File:generic_scientist.png|64px|link=Scientist]]<br/>[[Scientist]]
| <s>Research new technology, create explosives, experiment with teleportation or discover ancient treasures.</s> Kill yourself in ways not even an antag could. Blow up toxins, bring back plasma-creating artifacts to the station, teleport in monsters. Never do any research.
| Research new technology, create explosives, experiment with teleportation or discover ancient treasures.
! Medium
! Medium
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! [[File:generic_robo.png|64px|link=Roboticist]]<br/>[[Roboticist]]
! [[File:generic_robo.png|64px|link=Roboticist]]<br/>[[Roboticist]]
| <s>Create cyborgs and mechs for the crew to enjoy.</s> Refuse to upgrade cyborg batteries. Try to build a new AI in your lab. Break into R&D to research your own mech boards.
| Create cyborgs and mechs for the crew to enjoy.
! Medium
! Medium
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! [[File:genericxenobio.png|64px|link=Guide to Xenobiology]]<br/>[[Guide to Xenobiology|Xenobiologist]]
! [[File:genericxenobio.png|64px|link=Guide to Xenobiology]]<br/>[[Guide to Xenobiology|Xenobiologist]]
| <s>Breed new types of slimes with unique abilities.</s> Either release the slimes 10 minutes into the round or breed gold slimes only for the sole purpose of griefing the shuttle.
| Breed new types of slimes with unique abilities.
! Medium
! Medium
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! [[File:Quartermaster.png|64px|link=Quartermaster]]<br/>[[Quartermaster]]
! [[File:Quartermaster.png|64px|link=Quartermaster]]<br/>[[Quartermaster]]
| <s>Oversee Cargo and mining. Make sure everything is up to standards and running smoothly. Remove the bodies from Disposals and yell for security.</s> Approve people's orders then conveniently forget about them. Order pizzas, mafia crates, corgis and guns only. Declare Cargonia's independence then get beaten violently by security officers.
| Oversee Cargo and mining. Make sure everything is up to standards and running smoothly. Remove the bodies from Disposals and yell for security.
! Medium
! Medium
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! [[File:generic_cargo.png|64px|link=Cargo Technician]]<br/>[[Cargo Technician]]
! [[File:generic_cargo.png|64px|link=Cargo Technician]]<br/>[[Cargo Technician]]
| <s>Fill the cargo paperwork. Order essentials. Deny the weapons crate the clown asked.</s> Never listen to your boss. Order yourself insulated gloves when he's looking away.
| Fill the cargo paperwork. Order essentials. Deny the weapons crate the clown asked.
! Easy
! Easy
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! [[File:generic_shaft.png|64px|link=Shaft Miner]]<br/>[[Shaft Miner]]
! [[File:generic_shaft.png|64px|link=Shaft Miner]]<br/>[[Shaft Miner]]
| <s>Mine materials and smelt them for Research and Engineering. </s> Whine constantly for a Ripley, then go SSD on the asteroid.
| Mine materials and smelt them for Research and Engineering.
! Easy
! Easy
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! [[File:generic_janitor.png|64px|link=Janitor]]<br/>[[Janitor]]
! [[File:generic_janitor.png|64px|link=Janitor]]<br/>[[Janitor]]
| <s>Wash the station from civilian blood and dirt.</s> Refuse to use space cleaner. Slip everyone. Cry when your boots and buckets get stolen.
| Wash the station from civilian blood and dirt.
! Easy
! Easy
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! [[File:generic_chef.png|64px|link=Chef]]<br/>[[Chef]]
! [[File:generic_chef.png|64px|link=Chef]]<br/>[[Chef]]
| <s>Prepare, cook and serve meals for the station to enjoy.</s> Try to steal and process all station pets. Create such culinary masterpieces like "deep fried grilled emergency oxygen tank cereal".
| Prepare, cook and serve meals for the station to enjoy.
! Easy
! Easy
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! [[File:Bartender.png|64px|link=Bartender]]<br/>[[Bartender]]
! [[File:Bartender.png|64px|link=Bartender]]<br/>[[Bartender]]
| <s>Mix and serve drinks. Shoot people with the shotgun.</s> Get your Booze-o-Mat stolen instantly. Get abducted and processed into meat by the chef. Die protecting Pun Pun.
| Mix and serve drinks. Shoot people with the shotgun.  
! Easy
! Easy
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! [[File:Botanist.png|64px|link=Botanist]]<br/>[[Botanist]]
! [[File:Botanist.png|64px|link=Botanist]]<br/>[[Botanist]]
| <s>Grow plants for the [[Chef]] and station.</s> Grow ambrosia and nymphs only. Use your hatchet to kill people that attack diona nymphs.
| Grow plants for the [[Chef]] and station.
! Easy
! Easy
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! [[File:Barber.png|64px|link=Barber]]<br/>[[Barber]]
! [[File:Barber.png|64px|link=Barber]]<br/>[[Barber]]
| <s>Give the station haircuts when they need it the least.</s> Run around and try to shave people with the electric razor. Be absolutely and utterly useless.
| Give the station haircuts when they need it the least.
! Easy
! Easy
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! [[File:generic_assistant.png|64px|link=Civilian]]<br/>[[Civilian]]
! [[File:generic_assistant.png|64px|link=Civilian]]<br/>[[Civilian]]
| <s>Visit the station. Meet the [[NanoTrasen Recruiter]] to get a job.</s> Grief everyone, ruin everything.
| Visit the station. Meet the [[NanoTrasen Recruiter]] to get a job.
! Easy
! Easy
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! [[File:generic_chaplain.png|64px|link=Chaplain]]<br/>[[Chaplain]]
! [[File:generic_chaplain.png|64px|link=Chaplain]]<br/>[[Chaplain]]
| <s>Be the hero the station needs against Cultists and Vampires.</s> Praise the Emperor. Never be around when you're needed.
| Be the hero the station needs against Cultists and Vampires.Praise the Emperor.  
! Easy
! Easy
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! [[File:Librarian.png|64px|link=Librarian]]<br/>[[Librarian]]
! [[File:Librarian.png|64px|link=Librarian]]<br/>[[Librarian]]
| <s>Fill the bookcases with books, argue with the Chaplain.</s> Go SSD at round start, read Woody got Wood over the comms, create slandering news feeds.
| Fill the bookcases with books, argue with the Chaplain.
! Easy
! Easy
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! [[File:AI.gif|64px|link=AI]]<br/>[[AI]]
! [[File:AI.gif|64px|link=AI]]<br/>[[AI]]
| <s>Follow your laws to the letter. Be called rogue 24/7.</s> Actively try to find holes in your laws to murder everyone. Convince the newbie captain to upload Antimov.
| Follow your laws to the letter. Be called rogue 24/7.
! Extreme  
! Extreme  
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! [[File:Cyborg.png|64px|link=Cyborg]]<br/>[[Cyborg]]
! [[File:Cyborg.png|64px|link=Cyborg]]<br/>[[Cyborg]]
| <s>Follow your lawset. Assist the station.</s> Pick service module and distribute DOSH to everyone.
| Follow your lawset. Assist the station.
! Hard  
! Hard  
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! [[File:pAI.png|link=Personal AI]]<br/>[[Personal AI]]
! [[File:pAI.png|link=Personal AI]]<br/>[[Personal AI]]
| <s>Be someone's constant companion. Act as a translator.</s> Be annoying. Get spaced. Wipe yourself when no one listens to you. Fail to download the Universal Translator and wonder why you don't understand anyone.
| Be someone's constant companion. Act as a translator.
! Easy
! Easy
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! [[File:Corgi_Ian.png|64px|link=Ian]]<br/>[[Ian]]
! [[File:Corgi_Ian.png|64px|link=Ian]]<br/>[[Ian]]
| <s>A god that has been reincarnated into a corgi.</s> Be the corgi the station needs, but doesn't deserve. Get murdered by clueless greyshirts.
| A god that has been reincarnated into a corgi.
! Easy  
! Easy  
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! [[File:Ghost.png|64px|link=Ghost]]<br/>[[Ghost]]
! [[File:Ghost.png|64px|link=Ghost]]<br/>[[Ghost]]
| <s>Watch antags kill people and advice to other people about them. Rant.</s> Ridicule people in deadchat constantly. Accidentally meta the antagonists in OOC. Never stop spinning chairs.
| Watch antags kill people and advice to other people about them.  
! Dead
! Dead
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! [[File:Construct.png|64px|link=Construct]]<br/>[[Construct]]
! [[File:Construct.png|64px|link=Construct]]<br/>[[Construct]]
| <s>Serve your new master.</s> Kill the cultist that made you a construct, beat the living shit out of cargo before anyone knows what the fuck just happened.
| Serve your new master.
! Medium
! Medium
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! [[File:Traitor.png|64px|link=Traitor]]<br/>[[Traitor]]
! [[File:Traitor.png|64px|link=Traitor]]<br/>[[Traitor]]
| <s>Complete your objectives. Die an honourable death.</s> Be discovered the instant you try to accomplish your objective. Rat out other traitors in exchange for your life.
| Complete your objectives. Die an honorable death or escape on the shuttle.
! Hard
! Hard
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! [[File:ChangelingLarge.gif|64px|link=Changeling]]<br/>[[Changeling]]
! [[File:ChangelingLarge.gif|64px|link=Changeling]]<br/>[[Changeling]]
| <s>Create paranoia and fear. Turn into anyone and everyone.</s> Break into genetics and consume humanized monkeys. Death sting people randomly.
| Create paranoia and fear. Turn into anyone and everyone.
! Hard
! Hard
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! [[File:Syndie.gif|64px|link=Nuclear Agent]]<br/>[[Nuclear Agent]]
! [[File:Syndie.gif|64px|link=Nuclear Agent]]<br/>[[Nuclear Agent]]
| <s>Destroy the station with the Nuclear Bomb.</s> Forget to bring magboots, pinpointers and gas masks, get discovered the instant you go near the station. Forget about the disk and just shoot people with your pewpew gun. Get robusted by a random civilian.
| Destroy the station with the Nuclear Bomb.
! Very Hard
! Very Hard
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! [[File:AlienLarge.png|64px|link=Xenomorph]]<br/>[[Xenomorph]]
! [[File:AlienLarge.png|64px|link=Xenomorph]]<br/>[[Xenomorph]]
| <s>Grow. Spread. Repopulate.</s> Get your cover blown by the alien AI 5 minutes into the round.  
| Grow. Spread. Repopulate.
! Hard
! Hard
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! [[File:Wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard]]
! [[File:Wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard]]
| <s>Complete your objectives for the Wizard Order.</s> EI NATH people. Turn everyone into mice and monkeys. Get your staff stolen and turned against you.
| Complete your objectives for the Wizard Order.
! Hard
! Hard
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! [[File:Cultist.png|64px|link=Cultist]]<br/>[[Cultist]]
! [[File:Cultist.png|64px|link=Cultist]]<br/>[[Cultist]]
| <s>Serve Nar'sie, the dark god from the shadowy depths of space.</s> Get to be what all chaplains aspire to be. Get your skull caved in by the null rod.
| Serve Nar'sie, the dark god from the shadowy depths of space.
! Hard
! Hard
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! [[File:Vampire.png|link=Vampire]]<br/>[[Vampire]]
! [[File:Vampire.png|link=Vampire]]<br/>[[Vampire]]
| <s>Complete your objectives. Drink blood.</s> Try to be a peaceful vampire, get violently beaten by security nevertheless.
| Complete your objectives. Drink blood.
! Medium
! Medium
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! [[File:Vox_f_stealth.png|64px|link=Vox Raider]]<br/>[[Vox Raider]]
! [[File:Vox_f_stealth.png|64px|link=Vox Raider]]<br/>[[Vox Raider]]
| <s>Complete your objectives for the Shoal. Follow the Inviolate.</s> Don't follow the Inviolate. Murder everyone who gets in your way.
| Complete your objectives for the Shoal. Follow the Inviolate.
! Hard
! Hard
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! [[File:Brainslug.jpg|link=Cortical Borer]]<br/>[[Cortical Borer]]
! [[File:Brainslug.jpg|link=Cortical Borer]]<br/>[[Cortical Borer]]
| <s>Survive. Climb into people's ears.</s> Make your host into Space Hulk. Whisper lewd things into his ears.
| Survive. Climb into people's ears.
! Hard
! Hard
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! [[File:Blob_guide1.png|64px|link=Blob]]<br/>[[Blob]]
! [[File:Blob_guide1.png|64px|link=Blob]]<br/>[[Blob]]
| <s>Expand, overtake the station, get nuked.</s> Burst in the hallways. Get welderrushed.
| Expand, overtake the station, get nuked.
! Hard
! Hard
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! [[File:statue.png|64px|link=Statue]]<br/>[[Statue]]
! [[File:statue.png|64px|link=Statue]]<br/>[[Statue]]
| <s>Be a statue, look smashing.</s> Brutally murder everyone.
| Be a statue, look smashing. Murder everyone.
! Very Hard
! Very Hard
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! [[File:EmergencyResponseTeam.png|64px|link=Emergency Response Team]]<br/>[[Emergency Response Team]]
! [[File:EmergencyResponseTeam.png|64px|link=Emergency Response Team]]<br/>[[Emergency Response Team]]
| <s>Respond to the emergency. Protect the crew.</s> Never fix the situation, kill crewmembers at random, act like Blackwater.
| Respond to the emergency. Protect the crew.
! Nigh Impossible
! Hard
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! [[File:generic_deathsquad.png|64px|link=Death squad]]<br/>[[Death squad|Death Commando]]
! [[File:generic_deathsquad.png|64px|link=Death squad]]<br/>[[Death squad|Death Commando]]
| <s>Eliminate the threat to the station by any means.</s>  Shoot your fellow squadmembers in the back. Fail to fix the problem despite being equipped so well.
| Eliminate the threat to the station by any means.
! Depends, are you good at Call Of Duty?
! Depends, are you good at Call Of Duty?
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! [[File:Generic_ninja.png|64px|link=Space Ninja]]<br/>[[Space Ninja]]
! [[File:Generic_ninja.png|64px|link=Space Ninja]]<br/>[[Space Ninja]]
| <s>Complete your objectives, that may include either protecting the crew, or killing them.</s> Whine in deadchat to be spawned as a ninja. Spawn as one, then instantly get discovered and beaten to a pulp in a hallway.
| Complete your objectives, that may include either protecting the crew, or killing them.
! Hard
! Very Hard
|-
|-
! [[File:generic_clown.png|64px|link=Honk_Squad]]<br/>[[Honk Squad]]
! [[File:generic_clown.png|64px|link=Honk_Squad]]<br/>[[Honk Squad]]

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Common knowledge

Your job is what NanoTrasen has assigned you to do aboard the space station, NCS Cyberiad. It defines what equipment you start with, your ID card access, and what your duties are as a member of the crew. From roaming around as a lowly civilian, grilling up burgers for crew as a chef, battling in life and death situations as an agent of the Syndicate, there is always duty to attend to.

Due to NanoTrasen's new equal rights laws, you might encounter some interesting new Species working alongside you.

Note: Since roleplaying is somewhat essential for playing in Paradise and Sigurd, it's recommended that you read this crash course in roleplaying, and about the clone memory disorder if you happen to die and be cloned.

Station Command

Job Role Difficulty
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Captain 		Command the heads. Take critical decisions regarding the station. Hard
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Head of Personnel 		Manage the civilian and supply departments. Manage job transfers. Hard
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Head of Security 		Make sure your officers apply Space Law and not act as THE LAW.< Very Hard
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Chief Engineer 		Manage the Engineers and Life Support Specialists. Hard
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Research Director 		Oversee the entire research department. Make sure everything is done according to standards. Medium
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Chief Medical Officer 		Remind people about their sensors. Manage the medical bay. Be a one-man-department. Hard

Central Command Staff

Job Role Difficulty
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NanoTrasen Representative 		Be the word of god without it's power. Medium
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NanoTrasen Recruiter 		Recruit civilians to join the NanoTrasen Corporation. Medium
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Ambassador 		Represent your race aboard the NCS Cyberiad. Medium
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Magistrate 		Ensure fair and just punishments or sentences are handed out. You are Space Law Very Hard
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Blueshield Officer 		Guard any Central Command VIPs. This includes the heads, visitors, representatives, ambassadors, etc. Hard

Law and Order

Job Role Difficulty
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Warden 		Oversee the brig. Make sure records are up-to-date. Manage the prisoners within, Manage Armoury Inventory. Medium
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Security Officer 		Apply Space Law. Assure the safety of crew members and civilians. Hard
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Security Pod Pilot 		Pilot the Armed Security Pod, hunt down space fugitives. Medium
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Detective 		Investigate crime scenes officers can't or won't solve. Harass the department to arrest the criminals you investigated. Hard
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Internal Affairs 		Investigate internal issues. Mostly security-related issues. Harass Central Command. Easy
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Brig Physician 		Fix up all visitors and officers of the Brig. Bring suicidals to the Psychologist. Medium
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Customs Officer 		Assure everyone arriving and leaving are legitimate. Make them file paperwork. Easy

Engineering

Job Role Difficulty
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Station Engineer 		Start up the engine(s), repair hull breaches and fix electronics. Medium
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Mechanic 		Make and maintain Station vehicles. Build a space pod. Easy
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Atmospheric Technician 		Set up atmospherics. Extinguish fires. Cry about people opening fire locks. Medium

Medical

Job Role Difficulty
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Medical Doctor 		Treat the crew from damage attained by incompetence. Medium
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Paramedic 		Stalk the sensor console, stabilize patients and bring them in Medical. Medium
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Chemist 		Create important and required medicine for the doctors and cryogenics. Medium
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Geneticist 		Discover genetic powers. Oversee cloning operations. Hard
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Virologist 		Cure epidemics. discover antigens. Wash yourself constantly. Hard
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Psychologist 		Handle insane patients. Do check-ups. Straight-jacket the clown. Easy

Research

Job Role Difficulty
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Scientist 		Research new technology, create explosives, experiment with teleportation or discover ancient treasures. Medium
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Roboticist 		Create cyborgs and mechs for the crew to enjoy. Medium
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Xenobiologist 		Breed new types of slimes with unique abilities. Medium

Civilian

Cargo and Supply

Job Role Difficulty
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Quartermaster 		Oversee Cargo and mining. Make sure everything is up to standards and running smoothly. Remove the bodies from Disposals and yell for security. Medium
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Cargo Technician 		Fill the cargo paperwork. Order essentials. Deny the weapons crate the clown asked. Easy
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Shaft Miner 		Mine materials and smelt them for Research and Engineering. Easy

Service

Job Role Difficulty
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Janitor 		Wash the station from civilian blood and dirt. Easy
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Chef 		Prepare, cook and serve meals for the station to enjoy. Easy
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Bartender 		Mix and serve drinks. Shoot people with the shotgun. Easy
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Botanist 		Grow plants for the Chef and station. Easy
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Barber 		Give the station haircuts when they need it the least. Easy

Miscellaneous

Job Role Difficulty
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Civilian 		Visit the station. Meet the NanoTrasen Recruiter to get a job. Easy
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Clown 		Honk! Honk!
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Mime 		- ...
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Chaplain 		Be the hero the station needs against Cultists and Vampires.Praise the Emperor. Easy
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Librarian 		Fill the bookcases with books, argue with the Chaplain. Easy

Non-Human

Job Role Difficulty
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AI 		Follow your laws to the letter. Be called rogue 24/7. Extreme
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Cyborg 		Follow your lawset. Assist the station. Hard
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Personal AI 		Be someone's constant companion. Act as a translator. Easy
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Ian 		A god that has been reincarnated into a corgi. Easy
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Ghost 		Watch antags kill people and advice to other people about them. Dead
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Mouse 		Observe the round and squeak. Actually act like a mouse. Boring
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Spider 		Turn the station into a gigantic spider web and annihilate the crew. Easy
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Space Carp 		An extremely hostile four-eyed gigantic pink carp. Easy
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Construct 		Serve your new master. Medium

Antagonists

Job Role Difficulty
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Traitor 		Complete your objectives. Die an honorable death or escape on the shuttle. Hard
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Changeling 		Create paranoia and fear. Turn into anyone and everyone. Hard
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Nuclear Agent 		Destroy the station with the Nuclear Bomb. Very Hard
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Xenomorph 		Grow. Spread. Repopulate. Hard
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Wizard 		Complete your objectives for the Wizard Order. Hard
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Cultist 		Serve Nar'sie, the dark god from the shadowy depths of space. Hard
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Vampire 		Complete your objectives. Drink blood. Medium
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Vox Raider 		Complete your objectives for the Shoal. Follow the Inviolate. Hard
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Cortical Borer 		Survive. Climb into people's ears. Hard
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Blob 		Expand, overtake the station, get nuked. Hard
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Statue 		Be a statue, look smashing. Murder everyone. Very Hard

Special

Job Role Difficulty
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Emergency Response Team 		Respond to the emergency. Protect the crew. Hard
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Death Commando 		Eliminate the threat to the station by any means. Depends, are you good at Call Of Duty?
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Space Ninja 		Complete your objectives, that may include either protecting the crew, or killing them. Very Hard
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Honk Squad 		Station lacks HONKs! Provide the station with HONKS! HONK
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